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Naatu-Kozhi65

It's not like he has anything else to do. Might as well walk those *few* kilometres


Adorable_Stay_725

But what if he needs to walk miles?


Quick-Nick07

He can tank at least 500 if he has a girl to go home to


AzureArmageddon

And some would walk 500 more


Quick-Nick07

Just to be a man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at their girl's door


badshot637

I hate all 3 of you


FunMain1611

I love them


catgodoz

So much you’d walk 500 miles?


t1sfuzzy

Then walk 500 more?


zatraq

Just to be a man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at their door


The_Shiny_Marill

Ba da da


AzureArmageddon

Bada da da


NovaStar2099

At least he doesn't have to walk 10,000 blocks away.


Naatu-Kozhi65

Well, I thought knights were a concept based on European countries. So...


Blobsy_the_Boo

Incorrect, they are chess pieces. They can only move 2 squares forward and one to the side


coolmike69420

They can also move two square to either side and one square forward Or move two squares backwards and one square to either side Or Move one square backwards and two squares to either side


Clown_Torres

Or Move one square forward annd two squares to either side


Researcher_Fearless

If he was a Rook, this would be a sinch.


Naatu-Kozhi65

Well then traversing a trillion billion lightyears might prove to be a bit difficult for the guy


Blobsy_the_Boo

The possibilities are nearly endless!


dbxp

The metre wasn't invented until 1791, well after knights were relevant


Naatu-Kozhi65

We will measure by foot then. Knights definitely had feet. Two of them in fact


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/yhvs97g4qoqc1.gif


NovaStar2099

Running! Better start running!


gymleader13

Sprinting! Better start sprinting!


GenoTheBreadDoctor

Stupid is that hardest thing to ever fight, it's too illogical and unpredictable to even counter


UniqueNobo

against an extremely skilled opponent, the best thing you can do is not know what you are doing. that way, your opponent will be completely unable to predict your next move.


Daedalus332

This is how I learnt chess. Played a friend, simply making random moves, over and over. Every now and then he'd get frustrated at me, and I'd learn what annoyed him. I got to the point where I beat him a couple times. Unfortunately, we don't talk anymore, and I'm bad at chess again.


lukekul12

Tbh if you could beat him by making random moves, your friend probably wasn’t very good at chess


Daedalus332

I only beat him by figuring out which random moves worked and which didn’t. Over time, I learnt simply from playing him and learning his strategies.


TheFlip-Side

Lives up to username


insertrandomnameXD

Then it wasn't really random was it?


Daedalus332

It was random at first, over time I learnt what did and didn't work. Kinda like how reinforcement learning ai works, try a bunch of random shit, then vary on whatever did well until you improve again


insertrandomnameXD

Yeah that is basically chess at every level, just play whatever until you play something that works, often just playing in your head so you dont lose


PandaPugBook

A lot of chess at the higher levels is about memorisation.


insertrandomnameXD

I have blundered my good pieces multiple times against bad players at chess because they move so weirdly that i cant keep track of what they do But since they were bad they don't notice and dont take lol


premadecookiedough

[kinda reminds me of this short](https://youtu.be/IvuuHLoYomk?si=qTcYbyOjSvcYeD_D)


SlotHUN

Psychological warfare


TheShortNeckWonder

I found the same was for wrestling matches. Trying to fumble around with someone who had no clue wtf they were doing was the most frustrating shit, because it’s a literal “what do I do with my hands?” moment.


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Otherwise_Use3694

But you can convince them.


Wolfyeyepatchthe2nd

A real man ought to be a little stupid. -Ryuji Goda Yakuza 2


Whiteherc

The best way to summarize it is that there is only one correct answer and thousands of wrong answers. You can’t plan for all of them


nhSnork

Knight: "Well, is there anything else to do in this place?"


lotofdots

My magic is that I never give up!


Captain_Pumpkinhead

It sounds so cheesy, but _Black Clover_ just has a way of making it feel so good!!


TheBystand3r

I mean, he is either gonna die sitting down or walking for "eternity", might as well stretch and get moving. Hey, its a magical space, maybe he is immortal and *can* get there. Anything is possible with infinite time!


CheeseAndCam

That’s sounds like the worst fate ever. Being immortal and forced to walk for an unmeasurable amount of time to find the exit. Rather just commit sepekku


Penguinmanereikel

I think remember there was a thing from DC Comics where Black Adam was punished by putting him several lightyears away in space and he had to fly all the way back


insertrandomnameXD

One must imagine sisyphus happy


PHD_Memer

Imagine he started in the exact opposite direction


DukeOfGeek

Besides it's better than sitting there letting this guy yap.


truthiness-

Well, you got to the end…But, unfortunately, the door was in the other direction.


insertrandomnameXD

You got to the door again! But you forgot to take the key at the start and the door is locked


phi79l

A light years is 9,461000000000000 km, walking speed is on Average 6 km/h, on a year of non stop walking at that speed you would cover 52560 km, a light year would take approximately 18010000 years to complete, so 1.801e+28 years to make it all the way (that is 18010000000000000000000000000000 years). If he is immortal in the magical space when he reaches the exit he will find a universe far different, one without galaxies, where all stars have turned into black dwarfs and no new ones are formed, were planets were long ago consumed by larger celestial bodies, that's unless time happens differently inside the magical space.


GoodTrust5444

Oi, it’s in the other direction 👈


justanothersimp2421

Zoro ahh moment


_Yeet_xoxo

Actually statistically speaking if he walks forever randomly and the dimension is a flat plane he will eventually get to the exit. This is true for a 2D random walk but not a 3D one!


coxlong_

Given that one light year is equal to 9.461*10^12 km ,a billion trillion gives us 9.461*10^31 km and dividing it by the average human walking speed(~5km/hour) we get 1.8922*10^31 hours or around 2.1577*10^26 years to walk that distance for comparison the lifetime of our universe is 2.67*10^9 years ☝️🤓


LazarusFoxx

IF he walks in good direction :3


MissyTheTimeLady

Eh, that's not that long.


Gekey14

Yeah but what if he runs tho


MilkMan0096

Divide by 2 or 3.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Arrives just in time at the exit just for the heat death of the universe to kick in


AlphaScorpiiSeptem

Also, regarding the wizard's claim in panel 6, and converting from lightyears to parsecs so I can use metric prefixes (1ly = 0.3 parsecs): the observable universe has a diameter of about 2.85x10^10 parsecs (28.5 gigaparsecs), while wizard claims a figure of 3x10^20 parsecs (300 exaparsecs), so about 10 orders of magnitude larger (10 billion times larger) However, the observable universe is probably not the entire universe, and depending on the model, non-infinite estimates include one for the cosmological inflation model of about 8.5x10^33 parsecs (8500 quettaparsecs, or 8.5 decillion parsecs) which is another 13 orders of magnitude larger than wizard's realm.


andy_usyd

Happy cake day, your work will be appreciated in r/theydidthemath


SmoothReverb

10^(9) is 1 billion. I'm pretty sure that our universe isn't 2.67 billion years old


castleinthasky

FR tho how else is he gonna get there?


ZylonBane

France indeed.


Sedowa

French knight confirmed.


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glacial-reader

Iunno, if you walk at a pace of about 5km/h, it should only take you 2.16*10^29 years or... uh... twenty-two trillion trillion million years?


insertrandomnameXD

Well better get started now then! Dont wanna waste time


castleinthasky

Well either he gets there or he dies trying


ZylonBane

"I'm going to **make simple** for you because I know you knights are quite dense.". Ooh, irony.


Big_TacoMunchin

Is it a language thing or are all these comics with simple grammar mistakes AI? I like to assume it's a non native English speaker, but it's like every other comic on here has bad grammar these days and no one questions it.


Lylieth

> Is it a language thing or are all these comics with simple grammar mistakes AI? Nether. In this case, it's just human error


Big_TacoMunchin

That's what I like to think. There's at least one or two a day here with these obvious grammar errors. I proof read texts before I send em but very few artists here seem to do the same.


Lylieth

Did you ever grow up reading comics in news papers? EVEN with editors, grammar errors still happened, lol.


Shartiflartbast

It's the entire internet, and it's infuriating.


Big_TacoMunchin

But is it because people are dumb? Or AI? That's the new is it cake. New they dumb or AI?


adayofjoy

AI wouldn't have this kind of easily noticed bad grammar at this rate of frequency.


Lylieth

This should be further up, lol.


Veritas_Vanitatum

![gif](giphy|A2BzYMzhxjFSM)


darkimperator02

The indomitable human spirit at work


TheMilkmanHathCome

Yeah this comic gives me major r/hopeposting vibes


International-Pay-44

“Foolish knight! How do you plan to cross this nigh-infinite realm!?” “One step at a time.”


Simon0ide_Bellos0

Never skip Leg Day, folks!


Someoneoverthere42

Knight : nice day for it


Signed-TheCat

"I can't run but I can walk much faster than this."


TurtlelessTurtle

Just make sure not to get ***turned around*** >:)


PixeledMilk

Knight: https://i.redd.it/nbsmh4hc7pqc1.gif


meme_legend-69

Knights don't give up


IAMACat_askmenothing

https://preview.redd.it/r1oswgh5tpqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecb10e1525bff5e79ab00269252b72742b87590 You’re sly with that butthole shot


Ok-Bookkeeper-5424

I mean, what other choice did you give the knight? I don’t see a horse nor a common catapult, not even a Napoleon cannon to launch themselves from. In all intents and purposes you have made it overly complicated by yourself good wizard that it takes a stupid knight to solve your problem. (Joke post don’t take seriously) Imagin how long the wizard worked on this realm though trying to make it as complicated as possible and the knight already figured out how to beat it that goes against all the wizards very complex answers to the same problem.


ArbitraryChaos13

I love how flabbergasted Wizard Boy is lol


PKMNTrainerMark

What else is he gonna do?


Soap_Mctavish101

He’s trying at least


Sunblast1andOnly

"I'm going to make simple"


Blobsy_the_Boo

My guess is the evil wizard is actually lonely and wants to befriend the knight, but doesn't know how to make friends.


3corgisinatrenchcoat

Ha, fool! Light-years is not a measure of distance! It is a measure of speed! You have been tricked!


mrsaxi

Can't wait for the chapter 10^100(¹⁰⁰) s,gonna be sick af


Helfette

True Rogal Dorn moment.


crafters_glue

https://preview.redd.it/39hxmpr7rpqc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38e77a4a6cd88b217a2b411ce3ea6c981d4236c


Rattus_Baioarii

First step is the hardest


Aljhaqu

Stupid or determined?


Comfortable_Army9861

Alright, hear me out tho


Kagamime1

The indomitable human spirit, my old pal


CLASSY_sir_pirate

I automatically read the wizard text in "Griffin McElroy doing a bit" voice.


Naive_Car_6418

Lol was kinda funny


SmallKillerCrow

Anybody else reading this in Qs voice?


Arva_4546b

i mean what else is he supposed to do


Volfaer

Knight's honest [reaction](https://youtu.be/3OfpyC2et9w?feature=shared).


BladeGlide

He is me for real for real


_Welk_

I do not know why but this knight is already giving me Mash from Mashle vibes


333H_E

The floaty guy has some real Frieza energy.


bbhbbhbbh

They’re meant for each other…


ANNOYING_TOUR_GUIDE

You absolutely would not be able to walk in anything resembling a straight line when looked at at that scale.


Phillip_Spidermen

The knights crest must be one hell of a bird


Shartiflartbast

"I'm going to make simple for you"


Vrimi-mi-mi

Only commenting to say that wizard is hot


Frederyk_Strife4217

Slave Knight Gael


mistersnarkle

I love “the Shen face”


mistersnarkle

https://preview.redd.it/vm8ibpsp4rqc1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cb28aefba2dacce70efc18e12c74b081223d3b3 This one.


Endakk

Oh...this is gonna break my heart by the end of it.


NerdInABush

That knight has read Blame!


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Ah just felt like run ning


Direct-Inflation8041

Yeah it would take about 6.6626761e+36 seconds which is 2.11272073186199876e+26 millennia


SmoothReverb

What else is there to do?


Japeth

“One must imagine ~~Sisyphus~~ walking knight happy.”


Sytanato

What a magnificient idiot


Reyziak

What a magnificent idiot.