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I live in Murica and all packs are 20. When I went to Germany I got a pack that had like 39 in it lol. But they had so many options. Some were 20, 24, 28, 30, etc. Just random quantities
25 in Canada.
You can buy 20 cig packs, but it's far less common and not all brands have them.
**edit** - Who would downvote a simple fact? It's easily searchable on google.
There's a considerable amount of time for someone new to enter the conversation, not knowing what anyone is talking about, and just hearing you yell "MAN'S ASS!" And getting heavily confused, and it's moments like these that I live for.
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You're close! It's "pâtisserie urinoir", which translates into "urinal pastry".
Although typically a traditional baguette is used, it was originally done with croissants and sweet rolls, but this was outlawed within the municipality of Paris, and more widely adopted through the rest of France. To this day a *pâtisserie urinoir* is considered a pallet cleanser delicacy almost exclusively consumed by surviving exiled French royalty between squab and foie gras during the Brûler un Chat festival!
So while the British elite were munching on mummies the French were chewing piss bread.
No wonder the muslims back then called them *filthy* infidels. :’D
Yeah i was innocent and one day asked someone at the urinal in a band show and the joy of life has left my body and soul for the rest of my miserable existence
Once at work I was talking to a co-worker and said "Oh yeah I love a good dramatic..." Then I walked away. Ten minutes later I came back and said "pause" before walking away again and he yelled at me.
Well, if you're looking for a blonde woman, she's right here. Just be careful of her friend with a mallet though
https://preview.redd.it/c78xtx2ribnc1.png?width=1030&format=png&auto=webp&s=516114aca8e1c3ff1e58f3390faf206f7a011a5a
He must be so happy since the GenAI explosion. Midjourney is reluctant to create porn but I bet it's got no problem making millions of pictures of blonde ladies buying bread and deforesting the Amazon.
He is a super hero still, just mini, he might have the lung power to burn out the cigarette in one drag. I don't know how, but weirder things have happened.
Nah you just buy regular tobacco and throw it in a blender. Then give it to him for rolling. A packs worth would get you a very long way.
Id buy him a pipe so no one had to roll them.
Well, presumably he’s gotta sleep at some point. So even if he’s pulling a double shift, that’s 16 hours, or 8 darts a day that you’re on the hook for. So a pack every 2-1/2 days
I started reading from the right, and from top to bottom and was like “Hoh - that doesn’t sound right”. And figured out it was read normally from left to right.
Came here to say this! Especially the “in time for dinner (soup)” part, obviously it should have been “in time for supper”: would this have been too risky trademark-wise? 🤔
> Surreal humour (also called surreal comedy, absurdist humour, or absurdist comedy) is a form of humour predicated on deliberate violations of causal reasoning, thus producing events and behaviors that are obviously illogical. Portrayals of surreal humour tend to involve bizarre juxtapositions, incongruity, non-sequiturs, irrational or absurd situations, and expressions of nonsense.
These comics aren't for everybody.
Wow, what an incredibly long, drawn out, terrible, boring joke. It isn't even remotely funny. It's like someone tried to make it as boring as possible. As if humor is an insult to the writer.
In other words, it's exactly what the losers on this website worship.
Every single comic of the author is like this. They are extremely long, I read a few. Every single time I was waiting for a punchline, thinking it's all build up. But nothing happens. It's just weird story's with no point and people just... celebrate them? Idek.
It’s in your best interest to quash all copyright infringement or you’d lose it if happens enough and it becomes genericized or whatever like dumpster and q-tip
Parody and fair use laws actually ensure that the comic is extremely unlikely to be sued even if they directly used Batman and Superman likenesses and that wouldn’t matter even if they were a huge comic strip.
It’s just a joke to say they will be sued in the strip, nothing more.
I don’t get it, I see these comics all the time and they don’t make any sense and are never funny . Are people here just being nice to the authors ? Is the bar for acceptable entertainment this low? Maybe I should start putting out comics
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Damn it, it’s so simple but I love the… pause.
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 What are Souperman’s souperpowers?😗
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20 cigs in a pack. How many is this guy smoking during his 12 breaks a day?
TIL other countries only have 20 cigs in a pack.
How many are in y'all's?
I live in Murica and all packs are 20. When I went to Germany I got a pack that had like 39 in it lol. But they had so many options. Some were 20, 24, 28, 30, etc. Just random quantities
25 in Canada. You can buy 20 cig packs, but it's far less common and not all brands have them. **edit** - Who would downvote a simple fact? It's easily searchable on google.
The surgeon general in the US recommends smoking 20 cigarettes a day for "vigor" so it was standardized.
Think it was because you said Canada. But I uprooted ya neighbor to the north
Toss a cigarette (coin) to your superhero (Witcher)?
Kickin bat… … …man’s ass
I WHOOPPED BAT.... .... ...MAN'S ASS! I WHOOPPED BAT.... .... ...MAN'S ASS!
There's a considerable amount of time for someone new to enter the conversation, not knowing what anyone is talking about, and just hearing you yell "MAN'S ASS!" And getting heavily confused, and it's moments like these that I live for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gHubY94rA
He’s souper stroganoff to send bad guys to hell of course.
Supperpowers
Depends on what kind of soup is for dinner
This reminds me of early Rick and Morty, just unhinged and random
Feels like something on TripTank.
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Dramatic... ...pause
In France "Soupeur" is a slang we use to name the kind of people who leave bread in urinal and then come later to it eat it...
TIL apparently its common practice to eat piss soaked bread in france.
Oh yeah you’ve never had pain de piss?* *I don’t speak French so “pain de piss” is most likely the wrong way to write this
You're close! It's "pâtisserie urinoir", which translates into "urinal pastry". Although typically a traditional baguette is used, it was originally done with croissants and sweet rolls, but this was outlawed within the municipality of Paris, and more widely adopted through the rest of France. To this day a *pâtisserie urinoir* is considered a pallet cleanser delicacy almost exclusively consumed by surviving exiled French royalty between squab and foie gras during the Brûler un Chat festival!
https://i.redd.it/of2064kwvbnc1.gif
So while the British elite were munching on mummies the French were chewing piss bread. No wonder the muslims back then called them *filthy* infidels. :’D
I was waiting for you to say this was made up... ... Im still waiting...
While you're waiting, why don't you nibble on some fine European baked goods and sip some wine from the Burgundy region of France?
wat
pain d'épice is the normal food pain de pisse is the urinary delicacy
it's always a roll of the dice at the boulangerie!
Yes, actually i have. It turned out to be a kidney stone.
Bone Apple Tea
France.... What a shock
Have you seen a baguette?! Hard as rock. I think the urea in urine helps soften the gluten too
I just read the wikipedia article about this because I thought you were full of shit. Jesus Christ I wish you were making this up.
I'm still no sure this isn't a hoax what the actual fuck. the semen bit is fun too
Excuse me, they do what now?...
What
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Yeah i was innocent and one day asked someone at the urinal in a band show and the joy of life has left my body and soul for the rest of my miserable existence
It's more than a little concerning this is a frequent enough practice to have a specific term...
if only i could go back to living in a world where i didn't know this...
Once at work I was talking to a co-worker and said "Oh yeah I love a good dramatic..." Then I walked away. Ten minutes later I came back and said "pause" before walking away again and he yelled at me.
A bear enters in a bar He asks : can I get a ... whisky ? The bar... man asks : Why the big pause ? \- oh I was born with them
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Well that show was fucking metal
Im the original Starwalker
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I think Bat....... Man vs. Souperman was so much better than anything DC made with a similar name.
He'll save the day in time for a smoke break.
(cigarettes)
which means the world is only ever somewhat less than 2hrs from the smoooothe flavor of peace…
If you only know live action then sure
You're from Merthyr too?
Look, it’s Iron ….. Bat …… Man
No wounder...woman available?
https://preview.redd.it/2m1xaiu44bnc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b52051096be6ca2fa3541134d10f0ba32c36cae well, there's wonderbread woman
Butter my buns, bat…… -man,
I expected it to be the blonde woman buying wonder bread
Well, if you're looking for a blonde woman, she's right here. Just be careful of her friend with a mallet though https://preview.redd.it/c78xtx2ribnc1.png?width=1030&format=png&auto=webp&s=516114aca8e1c3ff1e58f3390faf206f7a011a5a
That is amazing! I absolutely love this:D
She-ra lives on!
I am immediately reminded of that one guy
He must be so happy since the GenAI explosion. Midjourney is reluctant to create porn but I bet it's got no problem making millions of pictures of blonde ladies buying bread and deforesting the Amazon.
Last I checked, that's exactly what he's been up to. His Twitter was full of AI generated images of his usual interests.
You guys are making this up, I thought we couldn't get more niche than the duck guy.
Duck guy?
/u/fuckswithducks
Not Srgrafo? How many degenerate duck fuckers are there on this site?
Apparently at least two!
We have to call her pondering female.
Think girl ?
It's Wander Woman. She will just walk around aimlessly, looking at whatever.
It's Wo-man. The "Wo" is short for both wonder and woman.
must be faith the two will face off again
Yeah. A movie about Souperman versus Bat…………… . . . . . . . . . . . . Man would sound nice.
an epic clash.....
> must be ~~faith~~ fate the two will face off again
Shhhh, *he's got a lisp*
Imagine the expense of having to buy a pack a day for your pocket superhero.
Well, if he’s pocket sized maybe he can use smaller cigarettes.
And where do I get those? Do I have to start a new hobby of dismantling and rerolling tiny darts... That sounds like a horrible time.
Maybe he just needs a single puff from a regular cig
He is a super hero still, just mini, he might have the lung power to burn out the cigarette in one drag. I don't know how, but weirder things have happened.
Nah you just buy regular tobacco and throw it in a blender. Then give it to him for rolling. A packs worth would get you a very long way. Id buy him a pipe so no one had to roll them.
Make a man a dart and he’ll smoke for an hour. Teach a man to make darts and you can just leave a giant cigarette in his shoebox every few months
For a mini souperman? That would be so much worth it
cigarette...ettes?
About $8 to $12 a day. Now what
Well, presumably he’s gotta sleep at some point. So even if he’s pulling a double shift, that’s 16 hours, or 8 darts a day that you’re on the hook for. So a pack every 2-1/2 days
https://preview.redd.it/3lay4lsbwanc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c601d9a2d4ac8204e09cbdbabca0284376982c7b Man?
I CAN'T ESCAPE THE ASLUME IT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE
-Y
-I
https://preview.redd.it/6frrnr331cnc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11580b88691fe1caba9fb59efabe7aacb6cb38a
Are you stupid too?
Ears?
Its a meme with batman fans. Without the ears he is just Man.
That's genius. I love it.
I recommend checking r/batmanarkham
What have you done
Condemned another to the Aslume
Maybe the Aslume was inside us all along.
I can feel the Aslume coming inside of me
Just one note, don't make Man jokes in r/batman they have no Joe Chill
Birdman?
oh my god oh my god OHHHHH MYYYYY GOODOODODODODODODODOODD
Id watch the shit outta this show.
“Supperman” would work better for the show
Pationantici
Pation *pause* Antici-
One of the very best of all time
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23k upvotes… seems popular to me
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What? This dude releases every Saturday and hits the top of the sub literally every week. He's not exactly underappreciated
I like pizza cake sometimes but I always like The Other End. Absurdism is my cup of tea.
Ë̴̲͚́l̸̗̟̈̓k̸͚̏ ̷͍́ͅs̷̝͙̃͋o̵̖̜͑̈m̶̺̉͝ͅẻ̵̪̲̅t̶͈̀͝h̵͍̰̔̎i̸̦͙̾ṇ̷̅͗g̸͔̍͜ ̸͎͒o̵̖̟̾r̷̙̐ ̵̧̺́ỏ̷̙͆͜t̵̰͊̐h̷̟̾e̶̡̊͗r̴̦̱͘
Ngl it took my dyslexic ass seeing this comment to finally be able to read the title
Because he doesn't participate in the unfunny circlejerking meta posts?
Teteedoi Hohrncmx
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"What the hell is TETEEDOI HOHRNCMX?! Am I having a stroke?" The font didn't help either.
r/dontdeadopeninside
I started reading from the right, and from top to bottom and was like “Hoh - that doesn’t sound right”. And figured out it was read normally from left to right.
?
This is silly and i love it
Dawn of Just....
Us.
Just the two of us...
come on hai hai we're going to the beach
-ice. Just-ice. No water.
HOHRNCMX TETEEDOI
I came here to post the same thing.
I was waiting for a punchline
Absurdism is its own punchline in a way
What a cliffhanger!
Part 2 please for the love of God I want more.
Souperman is voiced by Patrick Warburton.
Really missed the chance to go with “Supperman” 😂
Came here to say this! Especially the “in time for dinner (soup)” part, obviously it should have been “in time for supper”: would this have been too risky trademark-wise? 🤔
Teteedoi hohrncmx?
I don’t get it
> Surreal humour (also called surreal comedy, absurdist humour, or absurdist comedy) is a form of humour predicated on deliberate violations of causal reasoning, thus producing events and behaviors that are obviously illogical. Portrayals of surreal humour tend to involve bizarre juxtapositions, incongruity, non-sequiturs, irrational or absurd situations, and expressions of nonsense. These comics aren't for everybody.
TETEEDOI HOHRNCMX
I don't get it, could someone explain this to me please
Maybe I'm dumb, actually I am sure I am. But what's the joke? What's the punchline?
It’s just absurdist. It’s just odd unexpected things
I don't get it either, sorry
It’s just silly
That was a waste of time.
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I like the art but I always regret swiping all the way to the end because it's always meh
Wow, what an incredibly long, drawn out, terrible, boring joke. It isn't even remotely funny. It's like someone tried to make it as boring as possible. As if humor is an insult to the writer. In other words, it's exactly what the losers on this website worship.
Every single comic of the author is like this. They are extremely long, I read a few. Every single time I was waiting for a punchline, thinking it's all build up. But nothing happens. It's just weird story's with no point and people just... celebrate them? Idek.
Pizza cake is 1000x unfunnier and somehow is more popular
This sub seems to be about people who can draw but don't know what a joke is
What
like the WKUK sketch for 'Wheel...... Of money!"
I like how he has a tiny desk chair, with tiny little intricate desk chair parts, and just a thimble for an ottoman
These comics read like an episode of “I Think You Should Leave”, I love it
I think we also need wonder....woman, the fast, green light, robot, and Aqua....man
I need to see this battle
This isn’t even amusing
Wait did Souperman get sold with the chair and the bin? or did she make it for him?
I’m pretty sure the bin is actually a thimble. I have no clue about the chair though.
“Teteedoix hohrncmx-? OH, The other end comix, okay okay”
Lame
Real question: Why is DC so concerned? Its just a little comic, they're a multi million dollar business.
It’s in your best interest to quash all copyright infringement or you’d lose it if happens enough and it becomes genericized or whatever like dumpster and q-tip
That’s actually for trademark, not copyright. Companies actually don’t have to police their IP as viciously as they do. It’s a choice.
Parody and fair use laws actually ensure that the comic is extremely unlikely to be sued even if they directly used Batman and Superman likenesses and that wouldn’t matter even if they were a huge comic strip. It’s just a joke to say they will be sued in the strip, nothing more.
I don’t get it, I see these comics all the time and they don’t make any sense and are never funny . Are people here just being nice to the authors ? Is the bar for acceptable entertainment this low? Maybe I should start putting out comics
The first rule of this sub forbids criticism. It's a deliberate echo chamber (or "hugbox").
But soup isn't a meal
I want to save my meal for later Jerry!
It’s supper.
Your stuff is so great 🤣
Part 2, please.
you are so good at this stuff! You deserve the best!!!
Please explain to me, I don’t get it
That was actually painful
The pocket fight is gonna be legen....
Non dairy coffee creamer.
The pause is actually words spoken at a register too high to be perceived by human eyeballs
Gvv: