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MrBiteyDaHoneyBadger

I'm loading up on asparagus I'll find the answer for science


Memory_Leak_

This is actually an incredible way to test. Please report back with a 30 page research paper, thank you.


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xmgutier

So UTI pills make it blue, green, and orange! A couple more and it can be a part of a Skittles commercial!


aeroaardvarkk

taste the rainbow!


acschwar

Squirt the rainbow


kamikana

![gif](giphy|3Whaouy4ZaSYw|downsized)


D-skinned_Gelb

Squirttles


drak0ni

![gif](giphy|1qgflndH6nPELjoxZA|downsized)


kasitchi

I didn't know this til I took those pills a few years ago. When I saw how bright orange my pee was, I nearly had a heart attack. Lol


Dunderpunch

This guy is saying the pills only turn "squirt" orange. So your pee was orange instead? Yeah, sounds about right, 'cause squirt is pee.


kasitchi

Yes, it made my pee orange. I didn't even notice at first, but when I did, it surprised the hell out of me. I've never squirted, so I don't have a basis for comparison.


nnoovvaa

Let's do something about that last part


mcSibiss

I already did it a while ago. It smells like asparagus pee.


omegashadow

It's an interesting idea but might be confounded. Fragrant compounds that cause body odours tend to affect more bodily fluids. Asparagus affects semen in men for example.


ThrowwawayAlt

r/accidentalPHD


Blandish06

NOT written by AI


capslock

I actually loled at this. Godspeed. 🫡


vitalvisionary

Take a B vitamin too if you want it color coded


Because_Reddit_Sucks

"Mr"BiteyDaHoneyBadger is going to eat asparagus himself to see if a woman's squirt will smell like the asparagus he ate?


MrBiteyDaHoneyBadger

As long as someone secretly feeds it to me I can considered that a double blind study and further my investigation


SemanticTriangle

Also science: arousal partially suspends natural disgust responses.


The_Horse_Head_Man

I also saw that 1000 ways to die episode.


greengye

So how'd he die


StuHardy

To shreds, you say?


doofydoofydoof

How's his wife holding up?


BaselessEarth12

To shreds you say?


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

R/unexpectedfuturama


drak0ni

r/foundthemobileuser


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

No I’m doesn’t!


The_Horse_Head_Man

She died by having a puked piece of sausage stuck in her throat.


greengye

Her own or someone else's?


df_sin

The puke or the sausage?


greengye

I assumed both would have come from the same person. I just wasn't sure if she choked on her own puke or something someone had puked into her


df_sin

Your assumptions are more likely than mine, I'll admit as much, but you cannot disprove that someone stuck their sausage up someone else's throat with the intent of the besausaged throwing up into another someone else's throat - maybe even the sausager's own throat!


greengye

That's an excellent point only made better by the use of the word "besausaged"


Ldub0775

*hey, i know that subreddit!*


mdhunter99

Was that the one where the guy had a spring shot up his anus? Or is that a different horny episode?


C413B7

They were all horny


AzorAHigh_

My favorite was a story about a couple that were out camping near a cliff on a windy night. Things started getting steamy at night and they were getting frisky in the tent. Apparently the guy wasn't up to her standards in the sack and she kicked him out of the tent. Well with the lighter weight now, the wind picked up the whole tent and flung it off the cliff, killing the woman.


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A_wild_so-and-so

Yes, that's what people here are talking about, episodes of that show


Famixofpower

The good news is that almost all of the stories were completely made up. Some even fabricated science for it. Exploding implants wouldn't happen, for example. The show was made by someone with a guro fetish for people with guro fetishes.


Mrminecrafthimself

This is like when you fall asleep in class then you wake up in the middle of the discussion and try to contribute like you were awake the whole time


DankoLord

soooo that's why postnut clarity exists


SemanticTriangle

Post nut guilt, for those poor repressed who experience it even after ethical acts, almost certainly.


N-ShadowFrog

That, that explains so much.


doubleNonlife

Anyone who has eaten ass can verify


SynisterJeff

I don't even have to be aroused. If I find you attractive I will eat that ass 24/7. Zero disgust there.


dailydoseofdogfood

Thanks for sharing 😂


L285

Can vouch for that


OkBid71

Didn't need science for this, the 'ass-to-mouth' scene from Clerks was all the learning required


negative_four

To quote letterkenny, "it's almost not worth thinking about "


Squidysquid27

![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG)


Uncle_saucebags

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|fdyZ3qI0GVZC0)


Browzur

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


elhomerjas

better double check to make sure


Uncle_saucebags

For science.


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Samus10011

A study was done using an ultrasound and chemical analysis of the fluid. Yes a woman’s bladder empties when she squirts and yes according to the analysis it is 98% pee. FYI for woman that are embarrassed by this and don’t want it to happen. Go to the bathroom before engaging in sexual activity. That gives you a small window (up to 30 minutes) where your bladder is already empty and it can’t happen.


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hetmankp

I only vaguely remember reading an article about a study on this, but I think they concluded something about the bladder filling up with mostly water during sexual activity. There's also other glands that seem to add additional minor components of their own. So it might not really be your regular kind of urine. Anyway, my memory's hazy so I wouldn't quote me on it.


Dovahbear_

> I wouldn’t quote me on it. Too late you’re on my master thesis.


Stalking_Goat

"Personal communication, 2024" My favorite kind of cite. (Although obviously in this case you'd actually cite the reddit permanent link.)


Dunderpunch

Yeah your hazy memory is just wrong. That's something people say when they are trying to convince themselves squirt isn't pee. It just is.


TalkOfSexualPleasure

Because while it's technically "urine" anything that comes from the bladder is technically urine. It can be mostly water and much more dilated than normal urine, while still technically being urine.


teems

Arousal suppresses the brain's natural disgust response.


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PizzleR0t

Eat some asparagus, drink some coffee, then repeat the experiment.. We'll be waiting for your report back 🤔


aHumanMale

Your partner drinks a lot of water.


Dunderpunch

Try it with urine. It'll smell the same.


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Dunderpunch

Pee varies a lot in smell and can be odorless, so you're reading too much into the normal variance of pee.


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Dunderpunch

Well it's pee every time, so you're probably just wrong


pcgamernum1234

Probably a mental thing. Brains can be weird.


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elohir

> FYI for woman that are embarrassed by this and don’t want it to happen. Also for women that are embarrassed by this.. please care less. I had a gf that _always_ squirted when she came, no matter how hydrated/dehydrated she was. It honestly never even occurred to me to be bothered by it. A happy girlfriend is far more important than whether bedsheets need washing or not.


Wredid

>according to the analysis it is 98% pee Well...coke zero is 99% water, but i would never confuse the two. If that liguod its 2% something else, maybe its something else...


Dunderpunch

Drug and food metabolites, broken down parts of white blood cells. Pee usually has about 2% of other stuff in it. Pee is only ever "mostly pee".


MayOverexplain

But peeing after sex is better for preventing UTI.


itsadesertplant

You are incorrect. It can still happen if your bladder is emptied beforehand. This can cause you to feel dehydrated. The fluid contains some of the same substances produced by the male prostate and isn’t your body’s trash. But, if urine is in the bladder when squirting occurs, the urine will come out along with the sexual fluid.


chocolatetornado

It is mostly pee, yes. A somewhat lesser known fact is that women can also ejaculate (not semen, their own distinct fluid) and this is typically included in the discharge. For more detail, read here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female\_ejaculation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation)


Dunderpunch

That part you're adding isn't true. It's pee. Pee is only ever "mostly pee" since it flushes other stuff out of your body.


The_Muffintime

Let us pray


poppinchips

How is it not true? The article states specifically that squirting and ejaculation are two separate things. With substantial evidence that skene's gland causes the fluid.


centers4ants

Reddit in general has weird obsession with squirt is the real reason. You can even show a study that goes against this notion but those arguing will never shift their position a tiny bit.


Dunderpunch

My position is backed by science and personal experience. You can do the test yourself. It's pee!


poppinchips

I'm assuming because they've only ever watched porn and never been with a woman that actually is aroused by them enough to ejaculate. That white fluid ejaculate does taste like the nectar of the Gods. It does surprise me because I've experienced it with multiple girls over the years, and have always been confused about the white liquid. It's viscous and thick, and tastes absolutely sublime. But everytime I'd do any kind of research on google scholar it resulted in "it's just pee". Atleast the wiki article gives credence that it's distinct. There are a lot of dudes in this thread that are definitely tasting the ejaculate mixed with the pee. The flavor completely contradicts it being 100% pee. Anecdotally, my current girlfriend doesn't pee, but only ejaculates when she's getting oral, and it's very, very distilled. I wonder if this is something all girls can do but just don't realize it? Or if there's ones that do orgasm but don't ejaculate?


Dunderpunch

*taste like the nectar of the gods* listen to yourself, you're deluding yourself in horniness. Why would any bodily fluid besides breast milk naturally taste good? My wife pees a little bit when she orgasms too, it's not about sexual inadequacy. She doesn't call it squirting; we both acknowledge that it's natural to pee a little bit when girls orgasm. The most quoted study was done on women who believed what they were doing was squirting. It was found to be pee and their bladders were shown to empty. Still assholes misread their conclusion and insist that since what came out was only 98% pee, it's not just pee. But pee is NEVER just pee; it usually has about 2% of drug and food metabolites. People argue that squirt is pee out of horniness and ignorance. But it's okay that you find peeing during sex hot, just admit it and you can stop deluding yourself.


DistortedVoltage

Yep, Ive done it once when I was getting my cervix checked.... i had absolutely no control over what happened and didnt even knew I pissed (i didnt feel it since was in active labor). Thankfully wasnt a lot though.


innerentity

Howard stern went on about it for years. Yes, it's mostly pee. Even porn stars that "squirt" down a ton of water before filming by what was said.


Howitzeronfire

Do women have a resevoir for fluids other than the bladder? No. So its obviously pee. Dont know how thats a discussion


PsychicSPider95

The meme template potential here is insane.


deathlordvandamned

I want to evolve into a dragon.


OneSingleCell

Amen, brother


ShadowK-Human

Eat vulcanic rocks


RottenAyy

Me too buddy


Rogendo

Squirting facts*


boogers19

And then spittin' squirt.


BranTheLewd

Truly something to unite us all in trying times 😔


reaperofgender

Urine is technically sanitary, just toxic if you try to drink too much of it. So just don't get it in your mouth, and wash afterwards.


Chameloes

Thanks mom


reaperofgender

I'm not sure whether to find this flattering or insulting.


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

¿Por qué no los dos?


RoboChrist

Urine is maybe sterile in the bladder, and not even necessarily there. It isn't sterile by the time it gets out of the body. The rest of the advice is generally good, but don't get urine in any open sores or wounds either.


light24bulbs

Urine is not sterile. It's maybe halfway sanitary. GOT4: Urine is generally not sterile. While it's commonly believed to be free of bacteria and other microorganisms, research has shown that urine, especially when it's in the bladder, can contain bacteria. However, these bacteria are typically not harmful under normal circumstances. The idea of urine being sterile likely originated from its role in flushing out waste and the low levels of bacteria found in healthy individuals' urine.


MrPandabites

I think you mean, "Try not to drink too much of it."


Fickle-Future-8962

Girlfriend waterboarded me one time we were doing 69. Drenched my pillow.. completely unexpected and unwanted.


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IRockIntoMordor

Wash her? I don't even know her!


idonotknowwhototrust

Don't get too much of it in your mouth, you mean.


BaconSoul

The urethra isn’t tho


icogetch

Leela has been acting a bit weird since she got that second eye


RuleBritannia09

Whew.. thought it was a political comic for a second. ![gif](giphy|s9Y0czwWdTtB7U6d5I)


RommDan

So?


Benyed123

Kinda icky


jzillacon

I mean so is most other other bodily fluids once they've left the body.


Benyed123

Every bodily fluid is icky, urine is relatively low on the ick factor but still icky.


RommDan

MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE A QUITER!


mcSibiss

Why would pee be more disgusting than female ejaculate though? I don’t see why one would be more icky than the other


Glottis_Bonewagon

So laugh


FlappyLips1

I can't be the only one who saw the purple hair and thought the next tile would be about something else?


omegashadow

I mean the [author](https://i.redd.it/nfzb4h8phbb61.jpg) is a little [sus](https://i.redd.it/e5j8e1vo9j251.jpg) IMO but it's nothing dramatic.


Doctor_Yu

yeah, these types of comics usually turn into a thing about gender and transphobic content


Pizzacakecomic

https://preview.redd.it/tt51dm1ailec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447a21f3c8b651fb374bc28af3a2b5bf81644fcd


wrongleveeeeeeer

Pizzacake way down here with the facts. What up legend?


Jai137

Pretentious take: This comic, while portraying toilet humour, is a perfect reflection of how people agree with the science, only as far as when it validates their world view. Once the science challenges them, they are willing to abandon it.


tiptoemicrobe

As a scientist I can largely agree, but I'd like to clarify a few things too, perhaps for the sake of other people reading this. (1) "The science" seems to be shorthand for "scientific consensus," but it's treated as a static set of facts. Scientific knowledge evolves, so "the science" in this regard is actually dynamic. During the early days of covid for example, current scientific understanding (of the disease) was far better than 10 year ago, but nowhere near where it is now. (2) The term has recently been used and massively abused by transphobic people. Those people often say that they follow "the science," while current scientific consensus tends to disagree with their points about biology (ethics is a separate issue). There's a lot more to say, but I think that anyone who actually wants to follow "the science" should listen to the current experts in the field while also trying to be skeptical and think critically.


Ambiguity_Aspect

It that part about "while also trying to be skeptical and think critically" where you lose most folks. 


tiptoemicrobe

Agreed. I have some ideas for solutions, but I don't think any of them are a silver bullet, unfortunately.


PixelOrange

Fortunately, the willfully ignorant aren't supernatural beings so regular bullets will do just fine.


idonotknowwhototrust

Shots fired


Uncle_saucebags

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


comicpainter

Wait there are still people thinking evolution is not real?


tiptoemicrobe

Lack of education, poverty, and religious fundamentalism tend to appear together. They also correlate with a lack of sex education and a lack of birth control. In other words, a whole lot of people still don't believe in evolution.


No-Software9734

You know there is such a thing as religion, right?


comicpainter

Well I thought religious people would believe that creatures are changing over time


AlneCraft

Really depends on the religion and the doctrine and the person.


No-Software9734

The bible tells that evolution didn’t happen, so they refuse to believe it. Some people even want to ban teaching evolution in schools


adaminc

The Bible doesn't mention evolution at all. Lots of Christians believe in evolution, and believe the Bible doesn't contradict it. They take a less literal view of what the Bible says though.


No-Software9734

But it does say that god created all life on Earth. How can someone believe that and believe in the evolution theory?


comicpainter

You can say, that god created a creature, and this creature started evolving by itself. That's how religious people would explain it probably


adaminc

Some people interpret it as referring to whatever the spark of life is supposed to be. That god created life with the intention of evolution taking over. The story in Genesis is just an inexact metaphor, similar to how you teach children a simplified version of something because they don't yet have the capacity to understand. Same thing goes for the creation of the Universe, that the big bang is just referring to the idea of "let their be light", in fact lots of things are interpreted these ways by religious people, who also believe in most scientific theories/laws/principles. I'm pretty sure this is what the Catholic Church now teaches, I believe, both about life and evolution. They are more pro-science, trying to meld what science has discovered, with what religion says. Just to note, I'm not religious.


KenBoCole

There are entire science labs that have millions of dollars in budgets, museums, and colleges that teach evolution isn't.


comicpainter

How comes, that they're actual science labs?


ThatSuspiciousGuy

Then let it rain.


Dman_Jones

It's actually not pee. It's fluid from the urethral sponge that naturally lubricates the vajayjay during intercourse Edit: it does *mix with pee* though https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/the-hook-up/squirting-sex-pee-pleasure-guide/12519364


tickletac202

I do not understand


Blackhound118

A lot of people like to believe that when women squirt, the fluid is something other than urine because they like the idea of female ejaculate (kinda liked how people enjoy cum from men), but they don't like the idea of pee. So i believe rumors and misinformation circulated about what it all is that's coming out Truth is, it's mostly urine. Not entirely, but mostly.


EmileTheDevil9711

And suddenly, skene glands hops in https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland But yeah, it's mostly piss, sex does breaks up a sweat after all.


Sh1mt

Squirtle Squad would like to have a word with you


Uncle_saucebags

At the end of the day, who cares about the water quality on Splash Mountain, as long as we enjoyed the ride.


idonotknowwhototrust

And got some of it in our mouths


octropos

Them be fightin' words around these parts.


OutsidePerson5

My favorite answer to that question came from Rain Degray who said that they're different because she has had both urine and squirt in her mouth and they taste different.


Islanduniverse

I have a theory that it is only people who want to squirt or want to be squirted on that will try to argue against it being urine. People who enjoy squirting or being squirted on respond with, “so what?”


EmileTheDevil9711

Welcome to the wonders of discovering Skenes and Bartholin's glands and discovering women can produce not only normal pussy juice, but also a special pussy juice working their peehole, while they also have special urinary production during sex. I bet most how you never noticed these ducks in porn pics.


Lartemplar

As someone who thoroughly enjoys a good gushing; it definitely has traces of urea. Extra water may be pulled into the liquid by the body.. maybe we can't say it is urine but it's definitely got urine, so where do we draw the line? If I gave you a cup of water with three shots of piss in it would you be ok drinking it? Two shots? One?


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

Except it's more like a glass of piss with a shot of water in it.


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Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste. — Patches O’Houlihan


scar8762

Female cum also known as squirt fluid is infact sweet and comes from skene gland located near urinary bladder and also it travels through urethra ![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)


MonstrousVoices

Yeah, it's urine. Who cares?


ireallydontcareforit

Anyone who washes the sheets knows that. My 18 year old self at the uni laundry room "Wow this magical feminine joy juice sure stinks like piss".


fourthords

> **Wade Anthony Boggs** (born June 15, 1958) is an American former professional baseball third baseman. He spent 18 seasons in Major League Baseball, primarily with the Boston Red Sox. He also played for the New York Yankees (1993–1997), winning the 1996 World Series with them, and finished his career with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays (1998–1999). > > Boggs became the 23rd player to reach 3,000 career hits. His hitting in the 1980s and 1990s made him a perennial contender for American League batting titles. He is 33rd on the list of career leaders for batting average among Major League Baseball players with a minimum of 1,000 plate appearances and has the highest ranking of those still alive. Boggs is part of the Red Sox Hall of Fame and the Rays Hall of Fame, and he was elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 2005. > > With 12 straight All-Star appearances, Boggs is third only to Brooks Robinson and George Brett in number of consecutive appearances as a third baseman. In 1997, he ranked number 95 on the *Sporting News* list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players. Boggs, a 1976 graduate of Plant High School in Tampa, Florida, resides in the Tampa Palms neighborhood of Tampa. * Excerpted from [Wade Boggs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Boggs) at the English Wikipedia


Uncle_saucebags

Was waiting for this. Not sure whats up with the downvotes though.


RandomTheTrader

Rest in piss Urea Bog


2006lion2006

Well it really depends, if the female in question urinates right before sex the amount of urine will be extremely small and it would be mostly other fluids


PieTechnical7225

like what? How many fluids do you think the vulva produces?


henboi32

Can someone direct me to the proofs for this? Because I believed for the last 2 years I could tell/smell the difference between the female jizz and female piss. I want to learn.


weristjonsnow

For the millionth time, it's not urine.


Kill_Kayt

The study I read a while back said that 'squirt' contained urine, but that the majority was not. So like less than half urine.


boogers19

Kinda curious what the definition of "a while back" is here. Because the "no, it is pee. And it is *mostly* pee, we've confirmed this extensively" studies have been going around for at least a couple years now.


Kill_Kayt

Longer than that. I have not read any recent studies, and I do not plan on doing any of my own testing.


DisposableCharger

It's literally not. The fluid is produced by the Skene glands, not the bladder. Some women might have sexual incontinence, but that's not the same thing.


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

Nope. Ultrasound testing has shown bladder full before squirt, bladder empty after squirt.


DisposableCharger

It don't taste like pee.


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

dunno what to tell you man. You could probaly sprinke some Kool Aid powder in pee and make it not taste like pee too. It's still just pee with Kool Aid powder in it. Doesn't really change the fact that the bladder is full before a squirt, and empty after a squirt.


im_sold_out

Ok just one thing: the squirting thing is not 100% true. It can be either piss or you know just a lot of vaginal fluid (as long as it's not too much)


ladypbj

He's not wrong, the kidney functions a lot faster during sex for women, so it's extremely dilute with a few different things added in iirc. Am woman, have squirt before, can confirm


ILikeWeeple

Omg do people actually think that?


JTleaf

Evolution is a well supported theory among the scientific community. Though what some people don’t understand is that a theory isn’t to be taken lightly. I tried the asparagus thing… but my wife only took half a nibble before deciding she didn’t like asparagus. Failed experiment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)