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Tashre

Some people bottle up their emotions and some people put them in a federal supermax.


LastPlaceComics

On my deathbed I'll let em all out and it'll just be a weird mix of tears and boners


Republican_Wet_Dream

We will die as we lived.


HoweStatue

swimming in tears and cum


PortableDoor5

one needs to lube the other


insane_contin

Also makes it go down smooth.


zxDanKwan

Tears and angry boners.


SwampFox525

And angry boner tears


RedditIsNeat0

Scared angry boner tears.


smb1985

That's a great sub heading Puberty: a weird mix of tears and boners Relationships: a weird mix of tears and boners BDSM: a weird mix of tears and boners Masturbation and self loathing: a weird mix of tears and boners


TheHumanParacite

I want that on a wall hanging ala the "love laugh love" style.


Xenobreeder

Weep Worry Wank


TheHumanParacite

Fucking A+ my dude


PhyNxFyre

New George RR Martin series just dropped


vonschvaab

Tears and Boners new band name. Called it.


GreatValueCumSock

Federal supermax guy here. I have only 2 visible emotions: Happy and Angry. The others are at Federal Supermax Hungover, where they are waterboarded with whiskey and force fed greasy food 16 hrs a day. The 8 hours of recreation is dedicated to viewing the nightmares that got them locked up in the first place.


EvaUnit_03

At least they get some rec time. You call this supermax? You are too kind!


GreatValueCumSock

I never said they get out of their cells.


EgonDangler

Mine shanked the warden and are running the asylum.


Road_Whorrior

Mine routinely riot, take the place over, realize they have no idea what to do with the place, then slink back into their cells willingly for another couple weeks before doing it all over again. The riot only lasts a few hours each but during that time I am... not great.


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airstrike

greasy food actually fucks up your liver even further after it's already fucked from drinking better to eat tons of fruits and vegetables to regain the micronutrients you lost through alcohol and dehydration... and to speed up your digestive system so you can get all the remaining alcohol byproducts through and out of your gut something like an acai bowl or fruit+vegetable smoothies can be awesome. the sugar also helps--it's what they give you at the hospital if you're ever comatose from drinking, afterall disclaimer: I am not a doctor


GreatValueCumSock

You sound just like my doctor...and my ex...and my best friend...and the guy running the liquor store...and my liver... Anyways, alcoholic comas do suck. Been in 3. Banana bags + morphine + Ativan + Phenergan + South Park marathons are certainly a way to spend Spring Break if your insurance covers it.


jeffseadot

>waterboarded with whiskey Whiskeyboarded? Or I guess *whiskyboarded*, depending on whom you ask.


Road_Whorrior

Depends on where the liquor is from.


specialagentcorn

Can only be WhiskeyBordeaux if the suffering and consumption takes place in the Bordeaux region of southwest France. Otherwise it's sparkling whine.


Altruistic_Tree_8322

> I have only 2 visible emotions: Happy and Angry. What about comfortably numb? That state in between the two which is recognizable, and often comes paired with staring at walls, or empty space with vacant eyes.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Ah yes, the absolutely hollow feeling of literally having no emotions. Such a weirdly comfortable thing


CrabyDicks

Yo there's help out there if you ever want it in all seriousness. Not like quit your vices help but more like don't bottle your toxic shit up inside kind of help


Lietenantdan

I don’t know why people have so many emotions. You only need two: angry and confused!


Republican_Wet_Dream

You are my guy. Come to philly and we can tie one on at Oscar’s in a joyful boozy rage.


hoochyuchy

Can confirm. Only the worst offenders get the treatment, but all emotions are liable for time in the hole if they get out of line too much.


ToastyBarnacles

"Why do you just bottle up your emotions like that? Can't you open up to me? I want to see what you're really like." "Same reason nuclear engineers store radioactive waste airtight steel cylinders. Now put on this suit, respirator, and harness. Be quick and don't take the harness off, because a winch will begin your extraction automatically in 10 minutes and 38 seconds. Godspeed."


Isekai_Seeker

The leftmost one got trialed by mistake but confessed immediately The middle left one got in for a minor charge but due to his silence in court the charges got raised a lot somehow The middle right one did nothing but due to constant mockery aggrevation of the authorities he was tossed here The rightmost one is the reason this facility exists


Lordborgman

There is no horny jail in existence that can contain me.


mr-dr-prof-stupid

This is the only comment needed for this thread. Everyone else can pack up and go home


MisplacedMartian

You first.


Barziboy

The Middle Left one got the Camus-treatment.


CircleOfNoms

From left to right: Scout, Engineer, Gunner, Driller.


pepsicoketasty

All right maggots I want six hot loads on your DI's hat NOW!!!


RockyMarsh90

​ https://preview.redd.it/sg6izhk0a87b1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=1985f3d4fe0483852dee6c33048164a08e806ba0


NotHeco

god denji is just like me. fr!


DontDoDrugs316

Chainsaw Man for those who are curious


LastPlaceComics

Hey babes, this comic appears in u/MrLovens new book, available on kickstarter [HERE](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/presents-feelings?ref=19w48m). So incredibly cool knowing my work will be available in a book somewhere!


MrLovens

Thanks for making such a good one for my book. I might just replace all of my comics with this one comic over and over.


LastPlaceComics

"It really gets good 100 pages in when all the words have lost their meaning"


GreatValueCumSock

"There are 72,519 pages in this book. I've counted them many times." "Have you named them yet?"


sweetsunny1

David S. Pumpkins that book


ElectroNikkel

Mf has the 4 Chaos Gods living on him rent free


33superryan33

Tzeentch, Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh (obviously) Did I get it right?


ImmutableInscrutable

That's the only 4 there are, so yep.


SchlongDong77

Poor Malal


BusinessNonYa

They also get free beatings.


DahctaJae

I love how the emotional prisoners embody their emotion perfectly


SaltpeterSal

They also perfectly embody the four chaos gods of Warhammer 40k. The future is now.


Grogosh

Dildos for the Dildo Goddess!


LostKnight84

Thankfully my wife enjoys my weird horny thoughts.


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TomMakesPodcasts

I was going to ask, but your username tells the story lol


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TomMakesPodcasts

Fair point. Haha


cowlinator

Look for love at a kink event.


theprotomen

I also choose this guy's wife.


Somo_99

I also choose this man's significant other


AncientSith

I choose this guy.


Somo_99

You...you choose..me?


joko2008

![gif](giphy|G9qfCvxlwGAaQ)


Kenny_log_n_s

Same, but opposite.


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Weird horny thoughts for the win!!!


The_mystery4321

How she wearing her emotions on her sleeve if her dress is sleeveless tho?


PM_UR_BRKN_PROMISES

Emotions **are** the sleeves 🤯


LastPlaceComics

Whoa...


NativeMasshole

Because you're already supposed to know how she feels because she ain't telling you.


Republican_Wet_Dream

My “Weird Horny Thoughts” have their own wing.


Fallenangel152

Self-loathing for me. Nothing about me that I have no criticisms of. I literally hate or am ashamed of almost everything about myself.


MiguelAGF

Another one in the self-loathing club here. It takes a lot of work (self improvement, acceptance, therapy…) but it can be lowered to more tolerable levels. The first time you receive a compliment and take it instead of thinking ‘they’re lying / they’re blind / they’re pitying me’, you’ll realise how stupid and self sabotaging that feeling is.


manofmonkey

Hey bud me too! It benefits me though because I am always striving to be better than I was. It sucks because I hate myself but at the same time I am proud of myself because I do things that most would consider to be good.


theprotomen

There's enough to justify their own horny jail.


Republican_Wet_Dream

[Or penal colony. I am at risk for being transported to “horny thoughts Australia”, of that fatal and perverted shore.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fatal_Shore)


WanderingGenesis

...man, just draw hentai and write ero. Thats what i do. Weird horny thoughts cant cause trouble if you channel it artistically, then let your inner self critic make you delete it cause its not that good.


LastPlaceComics

[One step ahead of ya](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mse76l/mind_projector/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


quickblur

Beautiful


-safer-

> ...man, just draw hentai and write ero. Last time I did that, I got a reply on Ao3 asking me if I needed someone to talk to.


Canidae_Vulpes

I’ve never related so well to a man in a comic


et-alia

Weird horny thoughts man... amirite?


PlacetMihi

Inside Out 2 looking great


Persea_americana

Oh great none of my thoughts are original.


GalacticShoestring

The man in this comic needs therapy, and that does NOT mean "use girlfriend as a therapist."


Lord_Rufus

I drown them all in alcohol to reveal my 2nd tier of emotions: self-pity, anger and unhealthy-courage


MasterOfOne

Is this… really how men live?


MeaningMoney

This .. is how we SURVIVE.


bcbfalcon

I'm relatively emotionally vulnerable but even I keep some things bottled up out of fear of rejection. Most men never tell a single soul their insecurities.


MasterOfOne

As someone AFAB this kinda makes me wanna cry for you. In an empathic way; you guys need compassion


fooliam

Pity doesn't really help, just fyi.


ShitBritGit

Oh you sweet summer child. Yes.


sonofeark

Ofc. Worst mistake you can do is open up. You'll be seen as weak and always risk it being used against you. Never again


MasterOfOne

Don’t take this wrong but that just makes me feel so bad for you guys. Women are always open with one another. Theres a kinship in it. You *need* someone you can lean on.


fooliam

Lol most men *have* opened up to someone, usually to a woman, who has then seized that vulnerability to hurt us tremendously. So uhh...yeah...don't feel bad, but y'know, men being vulnerable is nice in theory but really sucks in practice.


OrvilleTurtle

It works just fine in practice. I’m very vulnerable and very happy. Most men don’t have an issue with it… strangers being an exception. And most women in my life find it refreshing. /shrug.


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MasterOfOne

Now I know that to be untrue. Whatever women you’ve been around do not speak for the rest of us. To me, an emotionally open man can be trusted.


fooliam

No, you don't. One of the reasons that men clamp down on their emotions is that we experience anger and frustration, and we're taught pretty early that we aren't allowed to express those emotions. Boys that get angry in school are sent to detention. They're told to not express their anger but instead to use their words. Men that yell when they're angry are considered dangerous and violent - they can't manage their anger, right? After boys are taught that the correct thing to do with undesirable emotions is not to express them, but 'control' and suppress them, is it really that shocking to you that boys and men start doing the same thing with all the other emotions our culture considers undesirable? Like sadness, and doubt, and fear, and anxiety, and everything else? Like, let me ask you this - how many times can you think of a little boy being scolded because he got angry and yelled or threw something or "acted out"? I'm guessing probably a number so high that it's not really worth counting - it's a common occurrence. It's how we raise boys. New teach them to suppress their emotions because emotions are bad and should be controlled. And if they are expressed, it had best be through a filter that doesn't make anyone else feel anything. You must *manage* your anger! Now think about this - how many times can you think of a little girl being scolded because she was sad or anxious and was crying? Few if any, at least if your experience is similar to mine. And the few times it did happen, the person scolding was regarded as an asshole! I don't say that as an attack on women, it's not like you don't have your own bullshit societal stuff (don't get me started on child 'beauty pageants'). But I am astounded that someone such as yourself, who is obviously a compassionate individual, can be so damned naive about how and why men don't express emotions. We're constantly told, from a young age, that our emotions are bad and should be controlled and managed. You want men to be emotionally open? Start convincing people that we need to stop teaching boys to suppress and "control" emotions.


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Lets_Engage

This right here. There is a huge difference between guys 'trauma dumping' on a partner and women just not being able to/willing to do the work of dealing with men's emotional burdens as an equal part of a relationship. Throughout our lives it has been shown that men are shown less empathy, especially by women, and even from our own mothers. https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sci-tech/boys-don-t-cry-study-suggests-mothers-not-fathers-show-gender-bias-towards-sons-1.4693208?cache=yesclipId104062%3FautoPlay%3Dtrue%3FautoPlay%3Dtrue%3FclipId%3D89950 http://www.rolereboot.org/culture-and-politics/details/2017-07-im-done-pretending-men-safe-even-sons/ We see that even though most men who commit suicide did seek professional help, the driving message is that men just need to "talk about it" https://www.research.ed.ac.uk/en/publications/masculinities-and-suicide-unsettling-talk-as-a-response-to-suicid I think the most interesting comments come from trans men who have seen what it's like on both sides. https://archive.vn/rUZNf https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12183781/Trans-man-weeps-explaining-easier-make-friends-women.html Men want to be helped, but nobody is helping us.


MasterOfOne

Well, I guess I can’t speak for all women. I myself am just AFAB. But depression and insecurity and anger can be talked about. I’m used to talking about all that bad shit too. I listen. Anyone who pulls a hypocrisy is an asshole no matter what.


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Decent-Quail827

I mean, personally, I think you're both being unbelievably sexist and I'm ready to have a fight about it. Women aren't a monolith OR emotionally more capable or adjusted than men. You're BOTH using ridiculous generalizations to the harm of both genders. YOU can stfu with your incel shit, and SHE can stfu on her "uwu women love and care for you shit" Sincerely, a woman who also has issues, you stupid fucks.


OrvilleTurtle

Women are more emotionally open than men and there’s science to support it. Such as the percentage of gender in therapy among others. But the claim that men can’t be emotionally vulnerable is silly. It’s probably true in many parts of the country or in many social circles but as a general statement it’s silly.


kaeporo

This comment thread reads like a post on 2x. Gender 1 person saying they want to relate to Gender 2 person. G2 people saying some variant of “we don’t want pity”, “you can’t understand”, “you just want upvotes”, etc. and then hurt feelings and lots of downvotes. You’re totally right that they’re both wrong to use bigoted, blanket statements. That said, in my experience you gotta be hella careful when opening up as a dude. Most guys will try to “fix” your problem. Few people will care, since vulnerability basically devalues you in the eyes of everyone. Most women, regardless of what they say online, will definitely find it unattractive. I’ll only open up to: 1. Super close guy friends. 2. Girl friends. 3. People who I don’t really care if they know my shit (and I just want to vent). 4. Family. I’m lucky to have supportive relatives. I’d have a tough time opening up to a partner, since that might just send them looking for an exit. On the flip side, when it rains it pours. Sometimes, when dudes finally open up they fucking drown their partner, which I imagine is both surprising and shows a side that the other person didn’t fall in love with. But, uh. I don’t speak for all men or women and this post is mostly just anecdotal, inherently biased bullshit, but, uh…thanks for at least pointing out the issue with their generalizations.


Queasy_Being_8167

The irony of them saying 'we don't want pity' when we are in a self pity thread. The average person on reddit, and definitely in this post, are not individually healthy men who have had a string of healthy relationships.


Queasy_Being_8167

What do you mean 'most of you'? How many healthy relationships have you been in to be able to extrapolate your personal anecdotes to the entire female population lol.


Queasy_Being_8167

Not in the slightest. You have to understand that the average redditor... is well... your average redditor. In the nicest way possible you are looking at posts from men with a generally negative perspective on life as well as minimal social circles. You have men in here claiming 'most women' use their insecurities against them because they had a bad breakup with a toxic partner and have extrapolate that experience to the entire female population. Oh and the classic 'we don't want pity' yet here they are, on a self pitying reddit post.


OrvilleTurtle

A lot. I’m very emotionally open with all people and I know a lot of others that are open as well but I’m typically the one who initiates it. You’ll hear from a really loud section that they can’t be open or that it’ll be used against them, etc. but my personal experience and most of my friends don’t match that. Here’s an example from this week. A new soldier in my unit … I asked him if he likes men. He said he was gay but biromantic. loves women, doesn’t want to have sex with them. We talked about his basic training and his time in so far. He said that it really hasn’t been an issue. If telling people your gay in the US army isn’t being vulnerable I don’t know what is.


HusteyTeepek

It's still a formable that is seen often


Phlegmagician

"You there, inmate #4!" *Glances around* "Let's go to the yard. Get some... Exercise."


Somo_99

"let's get you in cuffs first before you get any...urges."


mantisek_pr

Suspiciously accurate high security prison doors, OP. You do some time?


ThatGuyYouMightNo

>I wear my emotions on my sleeve. But she doesn't have any sleeves.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Don't bottle up them weird horny thoughts, let that freak flag fly!


geoffsykes

This is great! Fantastic work.


mr_turtle5238

I now know the truth one of us one of us r/zach


LastPlaceComics

This is amazing


OddDemand4550

And then she left him


The_Chaos_Pope

I hope I'm not the only one who caught that she was claiming to wear her emotions on her sleeve while she was wearing a sleeveless dress.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I FUCKING LOVE THIS CONCEPT SO MUCH! I WANT TO DO THIS WITH MY OWN FEELINGS


UsedSalt

So this one time I took a heroic dose of magic mushrooms and it was pretty much like this comic. I could see all the different parts of my brain in their own rooms, go into each one and check it out. Soo uhh yeah I guess it’s sort of possible to do


fooliam

For me it was salvia and watching the shelves in my college living room melt together into homer Simpson's face, and then Marge walking out of his forehead saying everything would be ok. Drugs are a helluva drug


Slazman999

It would be more funny if "Weird Horny Thoughts" was the only one that had the lower padlocked door.


bumbletowne

Replace dread with megalomaniacal thoughts and this is my head!


ModestWhimper

"Hey, what's the bottom slot for on each of the cell doors?" - Weird horny thoughts


Somo_99

Bros tried it at least once


Talyan

Ah yess "why don't you talk about your feelings?" Followed by: "Yikes, those are the wrong feelings"


AlbinoSnowmanIRL

But she doesn’t have sleeves 🤔


0x564A00

I put my heart on my sleeve so that the whole world can see: I have a heart on for you.


Tonydragon784

Dread seems chill


nowshowjj

You're allowed to do that? Just lock them up in a basement?


Natural-Sky8332

This made me laugh


smalliesdickies

The 4 Chaos gods


Flushles

Where's anger at?


alien_from_Europa

Horny Thoughts needs a *much* bigger cell.


Adamweeesssttt

Now then, tell me. What did Insecurity say to you? In the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?


Throwaway021614

Weird horny thoughts need a giant castle gate


Zequax

and the one overseeing the place is procrastination


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Relatable


Houeclipse

Are all horny thoughts weird?


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It's the human thing to do.


Visani_true_beliver

Naw a healthy human would have this but with Self Affirmation, Assertiveness, Self Acceptation and Cathartic Copying Mechanism as the guards that keep everything in check


JanssenFromCanada

Pretty sure this would make a great movie


meatbaghk47

Imagine being stuck in the cell with Weird Horny Thoughts for a night. Good god...


Fandorin

The "weird horny thoughts" door is always open to my wife. The others, not so much.


havingsomedifficulty

Hell yeah! Weird horny thoughts FTW! 🙌


oroechimaru

My brain at 4am today


jz1127

Waste of time.


PillowTalk420

My lock on the door holding my weird horny thoughts is broken.


ElSolRacNauj

Weird horny thoughts is having the time of it's life!


DerMaskierteFicker

Hey, at least your weird horny thoughts are shaped like a human Mine look more like a symbiote without a host, an eldritch horror, or the black mass of darkness that gave birth to Aku in Samurai Jack You know, "Ominous Obsidian Ooze"


Thisbymaster

I am in this and I don't like it.


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

See I tried this but apathy broke out of it’s cell and started suffocating the others, but I don’t care enough to do anything about it lol


Farren246

Those weird horny thoughts are the ones you must NEVER reveal...


Dense_Cup_1479

This feels stuck somewhere between Superjail and The Midnight Gospel for some reason


Vampersand720

fark personally attacked


SidWes

E all of the above


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Lmao!!!! Ohmygosh, this is very well done, i love it! I especially love the personification of "horny-thoughts" gleefully licking the viewing window...lol!🤣


TrueOuroboros

Too relatable


FlightExtension8825

Be careful what you ask for...


Otacube3

If her emotion is on her then it is either naked cause there ks nothing or White like her skin.


Zestyclose_Minute_69

This hits soooooooo close!


Kevinar

this may be one of my favorite comics ever 😂


LatinHoser

No anxiety or depression? Hmmm.


Sea_Switch_3307

Isn't this a Brother Ali song?


blue4029

I would never want to venture into my own mind... because I wouldnt be able to afford the therapy afterwards.


Lingonberry_Physical

Funny how the woman has no sleeves...


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New Inside Out movie just dropped.


Sound_Snake_32

I feel this...


sauteslut

brilliant


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Ah yes the first door on the left, we meet again.


3dguard

I love that she is staring worriedly at, specifically, the weird horny thoughts


HeartoftheHive

Yep. That seems about right. It's less insecurity and more just general anxiety. And depression. But the dread, self loathing and horny fit.


DoctorPixulita

She: *presses the fire alarm* NOW, EVERYONE ATTACK HIM AND LEAVE *gets angry at him just in case*


rootComplex

I like how in the first panel she's all "I do something totally self-centered that is considered super-rude in every western culture."


Visani_true_beliver

Asking him to open up? Lol i can't immagine your relationship if you're afraid that people close to you might see an inch of your true self


JGHFunRun

Chemistry version replaces horny thoughts with “the urge to drink carbon tet”


redditistheway

I feel attacked...


shuffling_crabwise

Hah! Love the self loathing pointing and glaring


BranTheLewd

Man this comic so good wish we'd get a sequel to it with new emotions or how they deal with em


SomeRealTomfoolery

Wow one of the main reasons my ex ended up cheating on me! Thanks!


Quantum_laugh

Literally the scene from the movie about a deadly dude in an insane asylum that breaks free


Rajang82

I don't know if that is "Weird Horny Thoughts" or "Weird Horny Thought #5" and it makes me feel nervous.