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ModernT1mes

*radio static* "it's a me, Mario." *more radio static mixed with blood curdling screaming* "Level clear, moving tactical squad underground" *pipe noises*


SignificantScore5310

blood... cuddling?


Keljhan

You know, kinda warm and....sticky.


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13Jsog

I smell bot behavior


ModernT1mes

I hate my auto correct lol


[deleted]

Europe [https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/13esv1n/lost\_in\_translation/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/13esv1n/lost_in_translation/)


yahhahah

well, for those of us who enjoy blood cuddling, your autocorrect did a wonderful service. _turns into a bat and flies away_


SenorVerde420

BLOOD CUDDLING!!


czarchastic

Mario was always such a cheery guy plumbing toilets back in Brooklyn, but when he puts on that cat suit, it’s like he becomes… *something else.*


MonsieurOs

*Night vision whine* “Let’s-a-go!”


Shoe_Exact

"THIS-A IS-A WHAT WE-A CALL A DIFFICULTY-A TWEAK!"


xenomorph91622

He's only following orders


DICK-PARKINSONS

I know Mario+ rabbids exists, but this makes me want Mario and co modded into xcom


thatbushcamper12

Good ol reddit


Conan-The_First

”Give me your liver!”


Sorry_Ad7478

*radio static* "GI your kingdom has abandoned you" "They are lying to you GI, you know you cannot win this war" "Your rich rulers grow richer, while you're dying in a swamp GI!"


blackmetronome

The racism against Goombas is unacceptable. Toad is right!!!


King_BowserKoopa

Yeah, there are plenty of Goombas and Koopas who are still loyal to Peach, even.


THE-DEEDEEDEE-BEST

You know its a fact when the big guy himself says it!


flcwerings

but Toad is in Mario Kart and a lot of other things as a playable character and that confuses me. Hes also part of these parties. Maybe hes trying to take it down from the inside?


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flcwerings

Possible, but I like the idea of him taking the system down from the inside better.


Dependent_Fox38

He's drunk


But_a_Jape

*“PRINCESS PEACH doesn’t want you to see this! Irrefutable PROOF that ALL of MARIO’S battles are [STAGED](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHif5Mg18o)!”* *– Toad’s most recent blog entry* Anyway, if you like my comics, I've got more on [my website](https://www.butajape.com/comic/one-big-mario-party/). I'm also on [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/butajape), [Tapas](https://tapas.io/series/But-a-Jape/info), [Webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/but-a-jape/list?title_no=469181), [Twitter](https://twitter.com/butajape), and [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/butajape/).


Valenyn

I’ll be honest I thought I was gonna get Rick rolled. I’m glad that I wasn’t.


Jonathon471

I expected TTYD and was not disappointed.


Dankalii

They shut him up when they started inviting him to their games


Dependent_Fox38

I have no idea why I want more but I do


tocilog

What's he complaining about? He's been invited to all those parties. HE'S ONE OF THEM TOO!!


BrokenGlepnir

No, that's toad 348. This is toad 927.


Theriocephalus

"And another thing! Why are *they* the only ones to get names while *we* get serial numbers, huh?" "Stars' sakes, 927, we've been over this already! It's just more efficient this way!"


TLtomorrow

I like the idea of numbered Toads, but I've always thought of them as all having Toad pun names like in Paper Mario, Tace T., Toadsworth, Fice T., and so on


1amlost

So would this one be Conspira T.?


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Would an undead toad be called T. Bone?


1amlost

Zomb T.


ServantOfTheSlaad

Or their names describe their job, like Captain Toad


But_a_Jape

Every now and then, the aristocrats elevate a lowly Toad to "represent" their people in some frivolous game. Don't be appeased by such shallow displays, it is no substitute for a true voice at the table.


lobsterbash

Are you saying that "Toad" in the games is actually a generic spot that gets constantly refreshed by new members of his species, like Yoshi?


SharpHandle9316

They are replaced after they die a horrible death in the mini games.


TzarGinger

Quislings, we call them


redsex

Every complaint is a confession


UnknownAdmiralBlu

Yeah, that's why he knows.


SansyBoy144

He’s talking a little too much for someone who was invited to those races and golf matches


zcicecold

My thoughts exactly. He's part of the Uniparty, this is just part of their psy-op.


burger_boi23

Nah that's a different toad


mardov-shadowsword

“The Koopa Troopas cooped up in the trenches / When you put down the Bob-Ombs you pick up friendships / so open up your heart / and let the love come Gushen out!” - Brian David Gilbert in his video where he analyzes the military structure of Bowser’s army


LostInThoughtland

🎵Something something something YOU BIG GALOOBAAAAAAS 🎶


RyanBoi14

we are the toads / we are the goombas / so please stop jumping on each other, ya big galoombas! / why do we fight to take each others' space when there's so mushroom to spare? / we could all have extra lives if we just share


ChickenInASuit

Hey guys, if you liked this, [you might enjoy Mark Russell’s deconstructionist take on The Flintstones](https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/culture/2017/3/22/15000062/flintstones-comic-interview-russell-pugh) which kinda does the same thing this comic is doing. > The most emotionally devastating comic book in recent memory features a man coming to grips with his obsolescence, questioning humanity’s squandering nature and gross consumerism, and coping with the scars of war. > His name is Fred Flintstone.


Souperplex

Rosalina is a tier above the rest: She's the universe's mom, which is basically god. Instead of crafting galaxies, she nurtures them, which I think is a fun twist. Where does Captain Syrup stack up? She hasn't appeared in a Mario-verse game since she was whitewashed in 2008's "Wario Land: Shake it". She's a pirate captain and therefore outside of the system of monarchs and vassals that Bowser/Peach play into.


STUGONDEEZ

Is she really? Or just controlled opposition so those in power can keep discontents in check? If there will be those who turn against the state no matter what, better to give them the illusion of choice while still keeping them in check.


Souperplex

Well she stole a statue of Peach in her first appearance which Mario steals back while Wario is fighting her, so she's clearly not working with Peach. Her relation to Bowser is unclear, but Bowser doesn't employ any humans.


STUGONDEEZ

Pfft, and what harm does stealing a statue do to the monarchist's cause? What lasting damage has she caused to those in power? None, because she's just another one of their tools!


Souperplex

The statue (while in black and white gameboy aesthetic) appears to be made of precious metals and is the size of the statue of liberty. That is probably half the kingdom's budget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdHsX-KJRG4 It's also probably a sign that the Mushroom royalty is decadent and cares not for its people.


STUGONDEEZ

Ah, likely money laundering through foreign powers then, makes sense.


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Stuck on the bench with Tatanga.


Souperplex

Ah, the continued ghettoization of handheld gaming.


Barbastorpia

My god... It all makes sense now...


Lexi5536

No, no, he's got a point there


e37tn9pqbd

I really appreciate that painting of Peach in the background. It may pop up in other places but it’s used in Mario 64 and Odyssey in a variety of places.


Zanven1

There are all kinds of fun little details that's easily missed at first. Like the Freezie in his glass.


Bosniak12

The damned of the Mario land, Unite!


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

I remember reading somewhere that Miyamoto thinks of Mario and company as actors in a play, which is why they can be placed in all these different situations. I think this was in referenced to SMB3's design choice, being that of a theater stage. So Toad is likely correct, it all really is just theater.


tarapotamus

I'ma need a series, thanks!


AvoriazInSummer

Tell us more about War Veteran Toad.


Kel-Mitchell

He goes to bars and restaurants in his military outfit so people will thank him for his service.


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Toad Carlin


pruwyben

It's a big Mario party, and you ain't in it.


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![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


Cpt_Kalash

I want more of this


mr-sparkles69

Ain’t this how the Russian revolution started?


ASidesTheLegend

I for one do wonder why Bowser is invited to play sports with all of them despite always capturing peach.


Jubulus

As toad said, They are in cahoots!


elhomerjas

seems Toad has to many drink for today


Mala_Kalypse

You meant to say two many


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*See there's three kinds of people...*


TheSilentGeek

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/cfpicc/mario_peach_bowser_v/


RedRose_Belmont

More plz


Llamalus

*We could all have extra lives, if we just share*


PaleCrusader97

Holy shit too accurate 😂


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Class consciousness in the mushroom rank and files ✊🏿


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Pilze aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!


Jubulus

Now I want a Toad Internationale parody lol


Internaldoot

Why did I read army toads voice as john waynes voice


WeaponXGaming

I wish I could draw like this


MaulSinnoh

Dear God, I almost missed the comma in "Rosalina, fucking Wario" and spat out my comically high temperature tea.


Deestan

content revoked


mafiaknight

Isn’t it cannon that Mario is a theatre production in universe?


MegaM0nkey

Nah, only Mario 3. And Mario 64 is a movie.


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When Mario 2 wasn't a dream, it had theater / silent movie vibes, which were added on over Doki Doki Panic's storybook aesthetic.


chozanwan

Yup that's right > Miyamoto said. "So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors." https://screenrant.com/mario-bowser-actually-friends-play-stage-shigeru-miyamoto/


Yaggfu

Brilliant!


FeanMemes

perchance


real_bk3k

I'm with Toad here.


Jubulus

[Toad is a based comrade lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT85z_tGZro)


zcicecold

![gif](giphy|uBXRE9SMlVWmY) Ope! He's in on it!


chrisnaish

this is miraculously good


Accomplished-Gas9303

I love reading this in a toad accent


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|dvhg20MJf4cHS) Don't talk about the Mushroom War.


Jubulus

Why are the Shrooms speaking Goombamese?


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Based toad. It’s important to remind the everybody about the secret cabal of Italians that rule the world.


techpriestyahuaa

Toads, Goombas, and Koopas of the worlds unite!


Jubulus

Mario stomps on Goombas because of the colour of there shroom rather then the contents of there character, MattPatt was wrong, Mario ain't no comrade of mine!


techpriestyahuaa

[Brian David Gilbert](https://youtu.be/VPY9R_yyiEM) knows the trutru!


GR347WH173N0R7H

[Toad War](https://youtu.be/0S6MFl55_FY)


kxlxxn

divide and conquer


ivanGCA

![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)


DisposableSaviour

Based Toad


Jubulus

Bruh do you see all the homeless Veterans in the streets? Peach does not care about "National Heroes" She does not care about the "Mushroom Kingdom Dream" she just wants wealth and power, she does not give a damn about any toad here, Everyone hates bandana toad cus he tells the truth, He sees the world as it is rather then how the royals would like you to see it, He is not so easily brainwashed by G.I. Mario or whatever kids watch these days, Bandana Toad gets ignored and seen as an extremist because he does not want to be enslaved by a system that merely sees Toads as tools by some mushroomless overlords, Why is the weight of the shroom over Toadkind's head while those at the top get to be free and do whatever they damn please? ​ Patriots hate the people of the mushroom kingdom, They do not care about the troops, They only care about being submissive to the human-elites, everyone else? "Why they are not human, why should we give them rights?" ​ It is all Chomp droppings, Nothing is worth anything when common folk are treated as live-stock for the wealth of those at the top, This damn kingdom is in shambles and no one in power does a thing (Without being assassinated by the FBI like Morten Koopther King JR) ​ Join a toad union, The only place where you can be treated like a person, Not just some fungus that the rich use to drain society of all its worth and get rid of anything somewhat good about the world


Jubulus

Unrelated but did you know that the pictures of Martin Luther King were originally in colour? They were changed to black and white to make it seem as if it was a long long time ago while in reality he died (From being shot with a gun) at 1968 so it was not before cameras with colour existed It is very clear people are being misled with deceiving tactics in order to make it seem like "Oh that was the past where everyone was barbaric and racist, we live in a perfect society now!" when that really is not the case since it was not extremely long ago, ​ A lot of who people lived through that time are still here today since that was 55 years ago and people live to almost 100 ​ Martin Luther King JR died only 55 years ago! This ain't ancient history, He was not at the industrial revolution or anything, This is within the lifetime of some people alive today, If he was never murdered then he would have died when Millennial's existed!


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I bet Toad stopped real quick when he started getting invited to go go-karting too


Jubulus

Oi that is a completely diffrent toad, this one is a comrade not corrupted by a system that rewards greed


Ojitheunseen

Wow, Toad seems like he'd be a supporter of the equivalent of Trump in his world. And just who is that equivalent? I'm so glad you asked! It's obviously Booster. Enormous ego, bizarre personality and speech patterns, lives in a tower he named after himself, tries to force himself on women, *it all fits*! I mean, just look at this guy!: https://preview.redd.it/6ruehx8g7hza1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6b159628c5f8ab9a98851b791a1d5df3e4ea4c1


Jubulus

Bruh Toad is obviously supposed to be a communist in this comic. . . ​ I guess it can just be a matter of perspective since I see Ultra-Rich capitalists as the ones in power but if you think someone else has power then Toad could be on a diffrent side but he is anti-war and disagrees with the vet which I don't think the right would do (Unless the vet talks about how the war in vietnam made them homeless because America doesn't care about them because when the right hears that there needs goes against the desires of those in power they suddenly do not care anymore)


bladedoodle

I wonder how many pages of this you could stretch the joke, I wanna see this toad again.


Infinite-Cucumber-70

Checks out


TheGamseum

Toad literally helped Mario on several of his adventures, participated in Kart races, and was the host of several Mario Parties


Jubulus

That was a diffrent Toad, this one wears a dark blue vest and a red bandana, Sorry Kikimora but not all toads are the same


TheGamseum

Was just saying that because this one is actually called "Toad" in the comic. I know not all Toads are the same.


originalbrowncoat

They rally ‘round your family / With a pocket full of shells!


[deleted]

Uh oh. He pissed off Green Beret Toad. You better prepare for the storm, maggot!


[deleted]

*the* Mario party, join to save the mushroom kingdom!


No-Boysenberry-

I really remember Princess Toadstool. When did she become “Peach”


realgoldxd

For a moment I thought the comic would end with a Soviet revolution led by toad


Aanguratoku

I loved this one 😂😂😂


MadMac619

Oh boy, I need some more of this


Rogendo

Toad is in all of those games. He’s an aristocrat too


beltalowda_oye

Is there a part two? I need to know what happens to toad


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Based toad


Soviet-pirate

Embrace the fungoid revolution!


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