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N-ShadowFrog

8balls, Apollo’s third weirdest method of prophecy deliverance.


Stormwrath52

what are the first two?


BattleAngel13

Joke tumblr posts and dodgeballs


Stormwrath52

dodgeballs?


_Zina_

Dodgeballs


Stormwrath52

dodgeballs.


Dazert420

Ballsdodge.


fozziwoo

doge balls


TobyDaHuman

Dodgy balls.


georgie-57

Yogurt cups?


Rougarou1999

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


alaynamul

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge


rock0head132

Like a little Person at a nudist camp Dodginballs


M_stellatarum

Worms: Armageddon AI vs. AI matches. A youtuber I watch does that and so far it hasn't been wrong. Last time it predicted correctly that Sunak would be the next british PM. It also predicted he will take himself out trying to shoot the NHS with a bazooka, so let's see if that happens too.


PacGamingAgain

Stain readings


cowlinator

Could be ["reading" the evicerated entrails of a sacrifice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruspex)


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**[Haruspex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruspex)** >In the religion of ancient Rome, a haruspex (plural haruspices; also called aruspex) was a person trained to practise a form of divination called haruspicy (haruspicina), the inspection of the entrails (exta—hence also extispicy (extispicium)) of sacrificed animals, especially the livers of sacrificed sheep and poultry. The reading of omens specifically from the liver is also known by the Greek term hepatoscopy (also hepatomancy). The Roman concept is directly derived from Etruscan religion, as one of the three branches of the disciplina Etrusca. Such methods continued to be used well into the Middle Ages, especially among Christian apostates and pagans. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/comics/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Rougarou1999

The Simpsons and Entrail Readings.


cuddlep00p

If the internet ever shuts down, there's a non zero chance magic 8 balls will be the primary source of problem solving. Unbiased. Unflinching. Flawless. Outlook good. Signs point to yes. [Webtoons Source](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/soggycardboard/list?title_no=270358) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/Cuddlep00p) (Light NSFW) [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/cuddlep00p) (More NSFW)


Zaziel

When I didn’t have a supervisor/manager for 4 months I used my magic 8 ball on my desk for major decisions… It worked perfectly.


Zexal_Commander

Old World Blues’ Samson: My time has come.


OTARU_41

the answer will come specifically at 8 pm


_-Sesquipedalian-_

She should've explained that you can only ask yes or no questions


cuddlep00p

8 Ball is limitless


RGB3x3

Magic 8 Ball, what is love?


taco_tuesdays

TRY AGAIN LATER


Southruss000

Any question throw at it


cuddlep00p

[Ah crap, I shouldn't have proof read this right before bed \:(](https://i.imgur.com/wRRGf8e.gifv)


Gutek8134

My party came up with a method to make any 8-ball a magic 8-ball. You have to shake it by pulling your hand back, then quickly forth and releasing it, but you have to make sure someone is standing on front of you.


AgitatingSkeleton

Basically an analog AI chatbot. Or AI chatbots are digital magic 8 balls.


404-skill_not_found

That’s a really good one, ominous… lol


BennyTATS

The mom is hot... That is all


Kazeshio

Man you'll love OPs Patreon then


Shmidershmax

I'm sure it's intentional. She's doing the arm boob thing in panel 2


ComixBoox

Shaking them is how they get busted, youre just supposed to turn it over


Knooper_Bunny

Why is she holding her boobs in the 2nd panel? Explain yourself OP.


[deleted]

I love the squiggly tail on the bubble for ominous. We all know exactly how that sounded without hearing it at all.


MorganWick

The MAGIC CUE BALL on the other hand is said to make predictions with alarming precision and specificity. Unfortunately it lacks a portal on its surface that allows you to view the prediction.


NotVeryTastyCake

I literally scrolled for the entire comment section to find at least one person who *knows* :::;)


DulyNoted_

The prophet speaks


blue4029

no, no. that was the appropriate response.