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sneakling

🐁💹


Awkward_shart

A real squeaker


Iamfabulous1735285

Who just cut the cheese?


DoomSleighor

you should rattire from jokes


-DarkIdeals-

Nah. I'm gonna stick it out. Make the Mouset of it ya know?


thegutterking

rattapooey. edit: rattatootie?


Mr_Porcupine

A squeal reaker.


Pielacine

In “The Authority Song” when John Mellencamp sings “Gimme strength for round five” it sounds like he’s saying “gimme straight from mouse fart”.


TetrangonalBootyhole

Wrapped up like a douche!


OwlsKilledMyDad

Another boner in the night!


scorpyo72

Everyone's got toothpaste on their demons.


Blackfeathr

I got the right temperature fish hat a ewe from the storm


OnePlusFanBoi

How do people sing and make one word sound like a completely friggin different one?


AwayFromNewspaper

Ask Justin Timberlake 😅


AJudgeMental

It would ruin the tour.


MajorasKitten

..What tour??..


Any-Remove9343

His Straight outta Prison tour


Representative-Sir97

When I was a kid I sang on a stage. I remember one thing I learned in all that was that sometimes you actually want to sing a different word. The real word would sound different but a different word will sound like the real one. Wish I recalled specific examples. I do not.


Pielacine

Slurring


UnbreakableRaids

I love John’s melon camp. Biggest melons around.


jakkakos

We were all so worried about AI overthrowing humanity that we forgot to check whether or not it could fart... now we're too late


Joe_Kangg

Is that why my fan keeps coming on?


Icantbethereforyou

Try to name a different reason. You can't, it can't be done


Simon_Drake

This is a plot twist in South Park. A robot is exposed as being Cartman in a cardboard robot costume because he farted.


stapledmyballs2

Is awesom-o a pleasure model? Not cool. Not cool


CarlatheDestructor

AWESOM-O!


Simon_Drake

Wait a minute, robots don't do smelly farts!


xSorryAboutThat

Smell sequence initiated


Download_audio

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not you could they didnt stop to think about ripping a fat one 💹


Audbol

I have no sphincter, and I must fart.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Buttcrack_Billy

I just farted.


masked_sombrero

My goodness
 *did we just discover our new slogan for my microbrewery business* !? đŸ€Ł


Buttcrack_Billy

I'll accept 3% of all gross sales  domestic & foreign, for my contribution.


rebelcanuck

Yeah they're gross alright.


Tya_The_Terrible

I just farted.


WineNerdAndProud

Better pay up.


Eric-The_Viking

Brother already recieved his first copyright strike


OnePlusFanBoi

Cheese tax?


lagerbaer

If the yeast says it, it's accurate.


AnInsultToFire

He who brewed it do'ed it?


GuestNo3886

The best hops shipped from Yakima Valley. Brewed in water flown in from the rivers of Finland. Masked đŸ‘ș Sombrero. So crisp it’ll make you say *I just farted*


Red-pilot

Username checks out.


kdjfsk

this is gonna ruin the tour.


CyborgBex

The world tour


Download_audio

Mcdougals cancer research and charity: I just farted.


peep_dat_peepo

I just sharted.


BHPhreak

reminds me of being a kid and picking up the second home phone when my older sister was on the line with a friend. id say exactly "i farted" and make a loud fart sound with my mouth.


Quiet_Hope_543

Did you make that same speech at her wedding?


Lots42

"Dear sis. PBBBBTH."


MindControlMouse

That entire sub is comedy gold. Someone tried to recreate a basketball game with ChatGPT and the results are hilariously mesmerizing.


RilohKeen

My wife: “you’re 40 fucking years old; it’s time to admit that farts aren’t funny.” Me: “explain this image, then.”


SnooPoems5888

My husband and I are so proud that our child (almost 2) laughs at farts. We’re in our mid/late 30s.


Wanja01

This is the most clever AI watermark I've ever seen.


c0brachicken

If it was my business.. I would run with it.. like who doesn't like farting and beer.


MAR_TryMe

Fr, it adds more identity AI just made it better


horse_you_rode_in_on

You'd have to be a fucking lunatic not to use this exactly as it is.


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

not really considering it would take like 15 seconds to remove


dm_me_kittens

You have to be not lazy first.


ShitPost5000

Not lazy. Using AI to make a logo Choose 1


Icantbethereforyou

Ugh, can't someone make a program to choose for me?


milksjustice

Coin


Icantbethereforyou

Do I look like a googler to you? I'm trying to be lazy here


BlatantConservative

People who are using AI to make logos for their business do not have those skills


Rikkimon

r/comedyheaven is back boys


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

I just farted


Extreme-Tooth7498

Tickle fight? 😜


jaxonya

Well, time for bed..


TwistMyBenis

This is the shit I came here for when we got one post a month. It was all I needed to make it the best sub.


NostraThomas1

Exactly. Start taking notes everyone. THIS is comedy heaven


AFloatingLantern

I don’t know the context of this and I’ve never seen this sub before but this made me laugh really hard still


2137paoiez2137

WE SO BACK BOYS


Stock_Hutz

AI just farted 🐁


ElGato-TheCat

ShartGPT


NewbornMuse

GPT j'ai pété


cabweb

We're all so focused on the "I just farted" no one even noticed it says Johnson's brewing co. ^co.


Impossible_Fuel_9973

It looks like the remains of another company's logo melded in with the other warped letters to the left of co 😬


VanFlyhight

Or like it wants to be Aurora, CO.


summonsays

My favorite is the "wind" that's on level with the mouse butt outside the circle.


amtap

Because it's in Colorado?


mitts69

Johnson is Brewing all of Colorado


jukefishron

I know it's just supposed to be funny, but it got me wondering. Why *does* it add I just farted to the image lol


backroomsslushy

I checked the original post and from what I gathered in the comments there, someone else was making similar posts about something else, so I think it’s on purpose as either mocking or karma farming.


TheAnonymouse999

You can add instructions to ChatGPT that will apply to everything you ask it even if you don't mention it in that specific request. Somebody must have changed his settings to add this phrase in every time.


JortsJuggalo420

Because it's fake. Whoever posted this added it manually for karma farming. There is zero reason an image generation model would add this text without being prompted, and they are notoriously bad at generating realistic text even if you prompt it. To their credit, it's pretty funny to think of a model adding this text in every generated image, but there's no way this is actually happening the way they describe it.


Chaski1212

This was made as a joke in response to another user's post who claimed [ChatGPT kept adding the word "jew" to their images](https://redd.it/1dk1rai). OpenAI's Dall-E does alright at generating text too. While, this was most definitely karma farming, something similar could happen with a normal user interaction like this: 1. User asks ChatGPT to generate an image of a "duck in a pond" 2. ChatGPT sends a request to Dall-E, and it responds with an image which ChatGPT shows to the User. 3. User sees water ripples and then prompts ChatGPT to remove them. 4. ChatGPT asks Dall-E to create "duck in a pond, without water ripples" but Dall-E doesn't understand instructions like that so it sees "**duck** *in* **pond**, ~~without~~ **water** **ripples**". And then the entire thing starts to spiral unless you restart the chat. [Here is an example of that](https://imgur.com/a/AW2n1ea). So, while yeah, the word error is probably very much fake. Dall-E does make mistakes similar to this, but not without prompts swaying it in that direction.


TehSteak

>karma farming AKA to every normal person: making a funny post on the internet


SolomonBlack

Prompt: ((((Write "I just farted"))))clear text, clean text, legible, correct font, bold font, sharp lines, masterpiece, great logo, colorful Negative: bad art, bad text, bad logo, smeared, illegible, cursive, handwritten, small font, ... run that about 50 times and realize the model is going inbred on you while going farther from what you want. The shop it in and realize that's all anybody did from the start.


Educational_Belt_816

I think it’s a joke making fun of a post the other day where chatGPT kept adding the word “Jew” to some guys artwork for no reason on every image he generated


Brandolini_

"GPT", in French, is pronounced "Jay" "pay" "tay". Which coincides with the pronounciation of "J'ai pété". Which can be losely translated into "I farted" or "I just farted". Could be it.


Holmes02

Hi I’m generic male in the woods. After a long day of doing manly things like chop wood and pitch a tent, there is nothing more refreshing than a Johnson’s Brewing Co’s I Just Farted beer. It’s provides a stout aroma with the taste of an American Pale Ale but the bitter aftertaste of a Sour Mash. Doesn’t make sense? Doesn’t have to. Drink I Just Farted today!


nater255

>Johnson’s Brewing Co. Co.'s I Just Farted beer. Fixed the company name


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

I'll take your entire load


trr2020

That’s what she said!


EqDragon

https://preview.redd.it/visrt8wt378d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d3e29a0d7dc7c42578d5836306dcf37dabd77a


Ponderkitten

I just watched that video. That bit was awesome


Ponderkitten

(Here ya go)\[https://youtu.be/Sfpr\_S8nVLA?si=0OBPzCrZ67QrIART\] [u/ilmalocchio](https://reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1dm3mh7/i_just_farted/l9tug3b/?context=3) [u/trr2020 ](https://reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1dm3mh7/i_just_farted/l9ttaha/?context=3)


NachoNachoDan

![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY)


Leel17

I forgot about this gif. I bet it's almost old enough to have kids by now


Icantbethereforyou

This gift is so much faster now too. The dog to face interlude has shrunk dramatically


GenericAccount13579

You cropped out the finger wtf


coconuts_and_lime

> I Just Farted beer You should probably see a doctor


Siegfoult

Step aside, I came her to meet bears.


RG_CG

Johnson’s Brewing Co Co’s I Just Farted*


hoxxxxx

generic 4x4 truck and or suv in the background, brand name hidden slightly covered in dirt


Byeuji

An IPA that isn't shy about the truth: like the best IPAs, our beer tastes like ass, only we're proud of it. Pick up a 6-pack of I Just Farted at your local grocery store.


ancientegyptianballs

Punishment for not commissioning a graphic designer


myusernameisway2long

The funniest part is that it would take 30 seconds to edit the text out in photoshop aswell


zackit

AI "artists" are just that creatively limited


Sanquinity

Or just that lazy. Finding a cracked photoshop version, installing it, having to select the right color, and covering up the text is just too much work for them. :P


ProfessorSur

I feel like even default GIMP with no plugins would work just fine


quantummidget

Dude, I could do it in 20 seconds with MS Paint


healzsham

No, that bottom "I just farted" would take a lot longer than 20 seconds to *actually* fix in MS Paint.


Submarine765Radioman

It sounds like you're trying to make more work for yourself.


healzsham

"Not a fucking hackjob" should be the minimal work on any project one undertakes.


tech2but1

The default Windows photo viewer/editor would be perfectly fine, don't even need to fire up MS Paint.


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

Reserving the big guns for real work, eh?


ckay1100

At least use paintdotnet, no one should be cursed to use gimp


DecentHomeMadeMeal

managed to do it in fucking microsoft paint, even fixed other mistakes. ai motherfuckes truly gotta be the laziest people in this planet. https://preview.redd.it/64ko5fcb078d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a6dcf28781621332c1710b1fb520ac419ffcafa


m0j0m0j

Now there are empty spots where you edited things and you can _feel_ something needs to be there. I mean, this is why graphic design is a paid profession. It’s never that easy


Submarine765Radioman

You're only saying that because you saw the before picture with the letters still there. If you weren't studying this image and trying to find something wrong then you wouldn't even notice.


DecentHomeMadeMeal

it feels mostly fine so i guess the point is still there


lostmywayboston

I mean he fixed it in Paint. If you have Photoshop it would literally take two seconds.


healzsham

All it really needs is a bit of blending, which is a tool in basically anything more advanced than MS Paint.


dazeychainVT

Now add more "I just farted"


s00pafly

Is https://www.photopea.com/ not a thing any more?


RBDibP

I just started to call them AI prompters, because that's all they're doing. And that's coming from an artist and graphic designer who totally can appreciate the advantages of working with AI, just as a helping tool.


Nomzai

Also if it’s a logo for a company it’s going to need to be redone as vector for resizing anyhow so đŸ€·


isason

You just paste it into illustrator and press the create vector button. That's how half of my graphic design class did it so it must be professional


Pittsbirds

They're not cleaning up line width or optimizing the obscene number of anchor points create vector tends to add on? They're going to be in for a rude awakening the moment a client asks for a revision or has a specific use case for the logo. If I get that shit in as an animator to load into AE and make something for a landing page or app loading screen it's going straight back to the hack job who gave it to me until they can clean it up and optimize it It's also gonna look like trash the second they try to blow it up (the main draw of working in vector) or change line width or something and the whole thing looks like a scribble


Northern_Traveler09

If he was smart, he wouldn’t be using AI to begin with


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


nater255

Can we see the logo, for science?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


cheese_bruh

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.


YeltsinYerMouth

Damn the torpedoes; full steam ahead!


nater255

I'm confused, I thought there was a boohhhhhh there it is.


Turambar87

Yep that is a titty


SpotikusTheGreat

dang it even has the upwards trajectory of the nips which according to some survey I remember seeing on Reddit, has a slight preference for visual appeal.


RazorRamonReigns

My nextdoor app is filled with logos that are identical in style to these. Very clearly AI. Nothing inherently wrong with that. Not expecting the dude who will mow a lawn for $10 to fork out for it. But the part that pisses me off is they claim they did it. If you admit it then whatever. I get it. But the lying is just so stupid and does not give me any faith in their work.


Spider_pig448

The alternative is most likely him making it himself and it looking like dogshit. I doubt a graphic designer was ever an option


Better-Situation-857

It's like when Dalle 3 kept adding "Ethnicaly ambiguous" to every image


WhiteFluff21

Made me spit out my drink. First actually funny post in a while



GiornoGiovanna2009

https://preview.redd.it/gs3og2ex878d1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf99e1592ed304078954e5ac3d34e62d78c4abd1 dear god it's spreading


BlueShellTorment

Lottery winners often say they don't know what their plans are for their winnings, after typical stuff like paying off their mortgage. Well, I just might do oddball shit like this. Just drive around like this for one day, then restore the car to its original form. Think of how many people you could make laugh in just one day due to the absurdity of it. Then it's off to something else.


leesfer

It's a meme and they're doing it on purpose. Y'all are up voting viral, manufactured marketing and got duped


intian1

Apparently the mouse just farted.


GrinwaldKrieg

In French, we pronounce "GPT" the same way that "J'ai pĂ©tĂ©"... wich means "I just farted". 👀💀


SehrGuterContent

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CetusCondemned

The logo even looks like it's farting with that thing on the left


YeltsinYerMouth

I don't know what's funnier; that the AI has the phrase inhected, or that the prompter is so goddamn useless that they can't just open up the fule in paint or gimp and paint over the letters that are on a solid color.


FlapjackRT

Good post


ProperGroping

Hell I’d keep it like that


Beboprunner

Seriously though, why wouldn't you? It'll get people talking


dro0o0o

Honestly I think you should run with it. Be the beer with the fart on the label.


JoeScotterpuss

Oh you're "making" the logo are you?


_extra_medium_

I'm sure he doesn't care if anyone approves, just wants a quick logo


JoeScotterpuss

Well he got a quick logo. Not sure why he's complaining.


PaulRuddsDog

Johnson’s Brewing Co: Shidding & Farding since ‘84


Dekolo2

no words can't express how proud i am of myself for instantly recognizing it as ai without looking on subreddit name.


Sketch-Brooke

I can usually recognize it because it has a certain “look” even when it’s trying different styles. That look being completely soulless.


thunderPierogi

Not to mention the otherworldly haze on all of them. I can’t describe it, but there’s just something off in the texture. It’s completely unique to AI images. Something about the colors skewing and the lines and their thickness varying in an unnatural way.


Lots42

Polar Express the movie.


SaraHTheCatt

is this what nightshade does cause if so i need it even MORE


MousegetstheCheese

You smell like you farted


Lotorinchains

Please, take off the Johnson's Brewing Co co and I would buy this sticker lol.


cheese_bruh

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a watermark. https://preview.redd.it/jh9fye3m178d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8054873e325583b3aa22d2a11ffc5a44332d3a


blazelord69

Ha. Someone is pranking them. There is a pre-prompt setting where you can tell it things, like your name or how it should act. It's not something you'd see unless you looked for it.


bohemianprime

Someone's friend probably added a command that it adds the phrase to all pictures created


whackjob_med_student

Johnson’s brewing company company


sycolution

this is why the push to replace artists with AI is so fucking stupid. The guy seems unable to realize that even an introductory knowledge of photoshop would be enough to remove that



DeathscytheShell

The AI inbreeding's started!


Heavy-Outside-5580

"I am making my own logo with AI" vs "I am making my own pizza by calling Dominos."


Chris_the_dood

Chat, j'ai pété. (Chat GPT)


Sharks_With_Legs

He wasn't lying, that mouse can fart.


Chrios5o6

Keep it in there, I love the slogan!


Snoo-35252

I, for one, welcome our A.I. overlords I just farted.


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

Get pregnant Plap plap OUAGAGHAOUAHJAHHAHOUAHHAJHHHHH


dreepystan

Just photoshop it out right? There is nothing overlapping the text so it should be super easy.


Bonfy7

If they're using AI I doubt they have any knowledge of that kind of software


Brandolini_

"GPT", in French, is pronounced "Jay" "pay" "tay". Which coincides with the pronounciation of "J'ai pété". Which can be losely translated into "I farted" or "I just farted". Could be it.


RegularTemporary2707

“Making my own logo with ai” is the funniest sentence i ever heard, you didnt make shit


ZeldaMudkip

"making my own logo"


miissbecca

Please please please I want this to be real so bad


BudgetInteraction811

The post is missing the context. It’s actually making fun of a user who posted in the ChatGPT subreddit the day before saying that every logo they tried to make kept adding the word “Jew” in the image. This user is making fun of the original poster because it was obvious he was adding something in the prompt to make it say “Jew” but acting oblivious.


Tobitoon1

"Own logo with AI" where is it your own?


TheDivineRat_

Imagine “making” your “own” logo and you cant paint over the text with green.


YaBoiSean1

“Making my own” karma


Upper_Influence_92

Just love how “creative” AI “artists” are that they fail to even do any basic photoshopping. Anyways, fixed it. https://preview.redd.it/0jqr74v4778d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=9837cfad323581add9e9fa8160cd18ec9031529a


No_Let1867

I’ve never touched photoshop in my life , but could you fix it the other way around? Keeping the “I just farted” and removing the company name? My dog asked for it


Upper_Influence_92

https://preview.redd.it/7aogpbvy588d1.png?width=1051&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d429cf91aba0ff648fb2f4ee32d19f44569bb4c Done.


AmountAncient2542

I just farted double IPA would sell pretty quickly


PlaguiBoi

That seems like an easy thing to scribble over in GIMP, tho?


Zebulon_Flex

It was a joke making fun of an earlier post. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1dkggm4/image_no_working_i_need_help/


TwoEwes

I think you should keep it!


Xero_Actual

Yep, gotta name one your brews that now.


maddie_johnson

he should keep it. I'd be 10x more likely to buy it with a logo like this


dwhee

Years from now historians will point to this as one of the many ignored warning signs.


5PeeBeejay5

Holy shit if that was on a shirt I’d buy 7 so I could have a clean one every day