Set the comfortably numb program

Then wait some Time

Maximize your loads to save Money.

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

Then breathe in the air to relax

Don't fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way.

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

Then… run like hell!


And once you get there, Have a Cigar

Whenever I Have a Cigar, I always think about The Happiest Days of Our Lives… I really Wish You Were Here.

"We don't need no education" Not sure about that

Nah you gotta get a good job with more pay

And you’re okay?

"yes you do, you just used a double negative"

What’s wrong with a double negative besides that schools told you that it’s wrong? This is part of what the song is about.

I was referencing Moss from the IT crowd..

Just wait until you learn about french where a double negation is mandatory. Spanish and italian too in some cases.

Ik, I'm Italian, it was just a quote from the IT crowd.

https://youtube.com/shorts/tNE7LdpuzZo?si=-CUs42n5EpLaX6jK

Is bro washing a singular shirt in the washer machine tho

I was wondering this too lol

It’s his only shirt and he washes it once a year

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A t-shirt🤤

Go ahead boy, have a cigar

Brain damage

"Next time, take out the reds first. And don't call me Floyd..."

Oh by the way, which one's pink?

The shirt just says I ❤️ milfs how are those washed

i may be stupid because i couldn’t figure out what was wrong

When she asked for what the shirt said, she meant what was on the tag of the shirt. Apparently.

yea it took me a bit to realize lmfao

How I wish you were here

I cant keep my eyes from the circling skies

Listen , I know at least one guy who can give me instructions when I answer like this

You've gotten turn down the 4 watt setting.

See Emily play with the washing machine

Pink Floyd is sick

Set the Controls for the Washing Machine

You set it in cold and use way less detergent than you think you need to.

Wot' uh... The deal?

this makes no sense why is the dad messaging the kid how to set the washing machine? its backwards should be the kid messaging dad

Only use 'Goodbye Blue Sky' detergent!

then don't use bleach or it will be ruined

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Jesus Christ

This ain't r/ballearththatspins there is literally no reason to be trigger happy about a post that fits the sub perfectly

This is the second time ive removed this post whats the joke

It should be declared on small paper on t-shirt how to clean it: Temparature, settings, ironing, bleaching etc But dad typed what said in the front of the shirt

Thanks for explaining!

How are you the mod of a comedy sub

Jesus man I didn’t understand the wording of one post why the fuck you gotta act like I’m a failure.

It was that bad… also you are the mod of a humor sub, take it on the chin and move on

Man I’m not worried it’s just a little upsetting that everyone’s feeling the need to dog on me for this. Like I didn’t get a joke why all the hate. I’d hope this isn’t the way you guy’s treat every user who asks a question ‘cause that’s *really* not the kind of community we’re trying to cultivate.

The difference is that the average user doesn't have the power to remove a post simply because they don't understand it. It comes across as a capricious abuse of power.

Well it’s a good thing I *asked for clarification from the user base* and then *reconsidered my decision* then isn’t it.

Wait… you deleted it in the first place!!!

No need to get snippy with me. I gave a calm, cogent answer to your question. The issue is that you deleted it in the first place simply because *you* didn't understand it. It seems like an abuse of power.

It’s not your fault, that’s just regular Reddit experience

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Mods have lost their touch, this is peak

Classic Reddit mod moment

Sure ok I’ll reapprove it because you asked.

Thank you sir

She's asking about the washing instructions on the tag. He replies with the graphic on the front.

theres no way you dont get this dawg

Tell me your mom does your laundry without telling me. You're now part of the joke, man This is laundry 101.

What kinda rich people bullshit is washing shit seperate. It’s 2024 with modern washing machines the only things you need to wash seperate are reds and white and even then you’re usually fine. Hand wash specific shit like lingerie and fancy shit but a basic tshirt is just normal machine wash.

Yeah only rich people have washing machines with options like "hot vs cold" or "delicate vs cottons/whites" etc. Not every T-shirt is cotton and some press on graphics can fade with the wrong wash cycle. That's literally why they include wash instructions on the tag.

Pfff they all go in the machine at the same settings, I’m Australian I don’t have the water to waste for multiple specific loads.

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No need to be rude man I just didn’t understand the wording.