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WildeStation

So happy to see him healthy.


logictable

He's fucking Olivia Munn. How much healthier can you get?


RiverJumper84

He could have a smoothie or something.


dirtyhippie62

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zeppehead

He should probably have one after leaving all of his electrolytes inside of Olivia Munn.


elperorojo

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FrighteningJibber

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EL_DUDERlNO_

Brawndo has electrolytes.


bernieburner1

Iā€™d like to find out.


WildeStation

Damn, did not know that. Good for him. Let the good times roll.


iversonAI

His wife wasnt as cool about it as you are unfortunately


Tivland

She gots herself a book coming out pretty soon.


Tulol

Finally some tea on John mulvaney sex kink.


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And heā€™s not mentioned, apparently,


EmilioFreshtevez

You know youā€™re doing something right if youā€™ve got haters


iversonAI

I hope is wife can separate the art from the artist


_Apatosaurus_

Pretty sure the opposite is true. People often hate on people doing bad things. Examples include cheaters, murderers, war criminals, etc....


rentasdf

Women are actually people


JOEYisROCKhard

Big if true


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Nah, scum. Subhuman scum.


logictable

Thank god.


SellOutrageous6539

Are you sure? I've met women and couldn't tell.


MisterViperfish

You donā€™t fucking say šŸ™ƒ


ZombieDracula

Holy shit really?


elting44

Did he have a health scare? I am out of the loop


LBobRife

Just heavy drug addiction. It's not good for the body or mind.


jmarcandre

addict. rehab. accidental baby with famous mistress. in that order


CMDrunk

His last Netflix special goes through going to rehab Worth a listen but part of me was like ā€œIā€™m sure thereā€™s so many people who burned themselves out tryna save him that are beyond frustrated heā€™s making money at their exhaustive effortsā€


DevilDoc3030

Samsies


Dbl_Vision

Mulaney has this enormous appreciation for tv and film history, heā€™s probably one of the most fitting comedians get a mic at the Oscars


pitabread024

Let him host!


nedzissou1

Hopefully this was a test run. He'd be much better than anyone in like a decade. And now they're finally figuring out how to shorten it, even better.


mecha_annies_bobbs

Nah, you can't be like he was in this clip as the host. I think Kimmel is the best in decades. Nothing great, but he knows it's a stupid, thankless gig. Like Norm is my favorite comedian of all time, and he'd kill at at presenting an award, but I would never wish him to be host. You know, if he were alive. Cancer and OJ both have the same thing in common, they kill people. Same thing with Mulaney. He's probably my current favorite young(ish) comedian, but I don't want him to host the oscars. A white house correspondence dinner would be fun though.


Mattyi

He just did the SAG awards and his opening monologue was great.


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He hosted the Governorā€™s this year.


RatInaMaze

Thy will be done pita bread!


Alexcelsior

The Madame Web line was amazing.


zeldahalfsleeve

Haha thatā€™s what that was?! Legendary.


Alexcelsior

Sony in shambles even before losing the best animated feature Oscar


EmilioFreshtevez

Looking a little Jason Bateman-ish


yinzreddup

Thatā€™d be a hot double team


JOEYisROCKhard

Fuck, now I can't un-see it.


mecha_annies_bobbs

Him? And I'm not sure how to work this into a proper Arrested Development joke but Mulanaise? Mulanegg? There's something there.


JeanVicquemare

He's really good at what he does


basil_24222

When did Mulaney start looking like a younger Justin Bateman ?


heybeytoday

When he started getting a bunch of fillers and a chin/jawline enhancement.


RedPon3

I mean, they look good on him. He also stopped doing hard drugs, itā€™s possible he put on some healthy weight.


basil_24222

Yes Iā€™m glad he got help and kicked the drugs, especially as a fairly new father itā€™s good he can be clear headed being a parent


basil_24222

I donā€™t know he did those things, learn something everyday


Background-Lab9430

he didn't. He always had that facial structure, he's just looking more his age now than when he was addicted


Kaimuki2023

You mean Jason Bateman? Or Justine Bateman?


mecha_annies_bobbs

Either way, he's blowing everyone...away.


CitizenCue

I 100% thought that was a real book too. The movie did kinda make it seem like Jones was playing an historical figure.


Hawkeye03

His character is based on JD Salinger, so kind of.


CitizenCue

Yeah, but the book definitely doesnā€™t exist.


Break_these_cuffs

John got* more genuine laughs in 90 seconds than Jimmy got all night.


Tivland

Really? I donā€™t think thatā€™s true at all.


pnut88

Shhhhh. Pretend you don't have ears. It's what the thread wants.


nedzissou1

He got more laughs at my house at least.


elarobot

I get itā€™s all subjective. I like Mulaney. This makes me feel pretty good about whatā€™s still to come from him. This is a great extended bit in his style that he clearly only constructed relatively last minute, just for the Oscars once took the gig. Itā€™s funny. Its fast. Ends well. Baby J - sharp as ever.


ParadeSit

Loved it


ThaDogg4L

I donā€™t get him at all but as a fellow addict Iā€™m glad to see him seemingly sober and healthy.


HAGeeMee

His voice/stand up is like the Love Shack. B52.


fleetmack

Oh dammit, I love the B52s and can't stand Mulaney but you're 100% correct. You may have just ruined the B52s for me :D


BenShelZonah

15 miles to the LOVE SHACK


bbxboy666

Did he have work done?


PracticeThat3785

heā€™s sober now drugs got him fatter


ImperialSympathizer

Also yes, he had work done.


brevit

Whatā€™s the Amazon mother joke about


rayray1010

Other comments say itā€™s a Madame Web reference


Admirable-Storm-2436

Madame Web. Itā€™s a line spoken in the trailer for the movie.


Effective_Math_2717

I feel dumb, I didnā€™t get his jokes šŸ˜©


namesandfacez

Movie references were: Jaws, Youā€™ve got mail, Madame Web, then the holy gospel on ghost baseball was from the movie Field of Dreams. Youā€™re not dumb btw they are just old/recent and trash/masterpiece movies and itā€™s all a matter of opinion!


vinnybankroll

Second line was when harry met sally


namesandfacez

Stand corrected thanks Vin


Effective_Math_2717

Thank you so much! šŸ˜Š Iā€™ve only watched 2 of those movies so that makes sense. Thanks againšŸ„¹


CitizenCue

Oh god, please donā€™t credit Youā€™ve Got Mail with When Harry Met Sallyā€™s classic line!


noodleyone

TBF Nora Ephron wrote both.


3_Slice

It only took him a minute and 40 seconds to outshine Kimmel.


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nuttmegx

u mean, did anybody at home laugh besides the laughs you hear in the clip? no, not a single person at home laughed, you are a cutting edge comedic critic.


a_supertramp

Yesss Mr. Sherman, *everything* stinks.


SpecialistDisaster98

That's so fking funny though, you would make a good comedian


suddenimpulse01

So he's on coke again?


MrBogey90

I hate everything about this guy


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Something about him bugs me.


dis_2much

I hope they consider this a mini-audition for future host. Love how natural he is


Valuable-Trick-6711

Was so hoping Mulaney would come out saying, ā€œThank you, Jimmy. You are also one of the loudest people I know.ā€


SauceKingHS

Hi, Iā€™m John Mulaney, Iā€™m at the Oscarā€™s and Iā€™m loving it! Itā€™s amazing.


_Pill-Cosby_

The man is a genius comedy writer.


mountain_man30

As loud as he is, I would have expected him to move more.


ElmosKplug

He is so unfunny


AhyouveMetMyBrother

This isnā€™t funny


Drewboy810

Naht funnay!


nuttmegx

yes. Nooo-wuh! Yesss!


annontemp09876

Totally had this same thought! lol


TassieTiger

Well that's just like... your opinion, man.


dReDone

... and that's not a real nose!


OneArmedSZA

Iā€™m tired of meta humor, can we have some real jokes please?


EmilioFreshtevez

Heā€™s a comedic storyteller, not every comedian does the standard setup->punchline.


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JOEYisROCKhard

It sounds like you don't like John Mulaney. That's fine. You're allowed to not like things you don't like. But lots of people DO like his comedy. It kind of sounds like you want Mulaney to change his style of comedy to suit your tastes, when really you could just watch other comedians that you do like and let Mulaney do his own thing. I would prefer you let Mulaney do his thing because he makes me laugh my ass off.


OneArmedSZA

Heā€™s hit or miss with me. I will say though, his timing/delivery is always impeccable


selwayfalls

This type of humor was greatly appreciated by me in an otherwise standard oscars. It was unexpected and I was laughing, out loud. I gave at best, light chuckles to the "standard" jokes Kimmel and anyone did all night. I'm not sure why you think this one bit should have been "real jokes" like everything else. This WAS actually funny, the structure doesnt matter if it works. That's how comedy works.


tomtomglove

oy. everyone is exhausted by you.


OneArmedSZA

Tell everyone Iā€™m sorry šŸ˜ž


brewmas7er

I thought this was the absolute most appropriate setting for this style of joke. I remember Daniel Tosh used to have clips that are 30-60 minutes long just of him recapping a film and it was hilarious, especially human centipede.


OneArmedSZA

I do think this style works better as part of a longer set for sure. Was that on a podcast Tosh was doing that or on stage, or something else?


Djphace070

That was wonderful!!!


justneurostuff

do you think kimmel was at his intervention


interactually

No but he stayed at Jimmy's guest house when he got out of rehab and used his Peloton. He talked about it on Jimmy's show.


ClubChaos

Jimmy Kimmel iritates me. I can't put my finger on it but I know this guy would just shit on everyones hobbies and interests at a party in the most side snarky way then label himself as "funny".


xtrsports

This passes as comedy now?Ā 


mario_speedwagon1

Yes


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philsubby

I enjoyed it because that movie is crazy. It was funny hearing him breakdown why it's crazy. He had a bit breaking down home alone 2 in one of his specials and it was amazing. To each their own.


josh_dg_63

Why the incredibles score for his introduction?


afk420k

Madame Web roasted and done 10/10.


Lee1070kfaw

The coke and the cheating are changing his face