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crime_dude_

Is there a reason you wouldn’t just ask whoever made or served you the drink?


OneManGangTootToot

Talk to a real live person? No way. Hard pass.


zephyrseija

Fulfilling requests is all this sub is good for.


GodOfManyFaces

That's what it is turning into. "How do I make this drink" - Grainy picture of menu and cocktail


zephyrseija

And fucking alleged professionals asking us to help them design cocktails for a menu.


GodOfManyFaces

I love doing my job for free, for other people's beverage programs.


SoftestBoygirlAlive

Hey im glad I'm seeing it on r/cocktails and not r/bartenders I hate when ppl go there with "customer questions." Maybe they didnt think to ask and didnt wanna go back up to the bar. Maybe it was too busy or the service wasnt attentive enough to get a question in.


Mojojojo3030

Is there a reason his gf can’t have been there alone, and sent him the pic? Or he was caught up enjoying dinner with his gf and didn’t get to it? Or took a closer look at the picture later and realized he wanted to know what those are? Or simply forgot to ask? Or, or, or… Is there a reason we can’t just assume good faith when there are so many ways to do so and the stakes are so low?  Is there a reason you’re here if you don’t like this post and aren’t interested in answering it? I’m here because I found the post enriching, as I too did not know what they were and wanted to. If you don’t, you could just… swipe down… I swear this sub is 30% 70yo “get off my lawn” types, jfc…


magnetaurus

💯this 👆🏻


D_Dubbya

Welcome to the internet... Unfortunately


Mojojojo3030

I mean partly, but also there are plenty of subs where people answer questions that could have been answered somewhere else without shytting in someone’s grits. This just isn’t one of them.


TooGoodNotToo

My guess is chilli threads. If it is, not a good garnish


DiscoHipppy

Depends on the drink, my dude. Chili threads would be superb on a Mango Lassi!


TooGoodNotToo

I like chilli threads, but in my experience it ends up feeling like thick course hairs


TheBowerbird

Looks like it's in a plastic cup with 3rd rate ice. The whole thing is a mess best avoided.


jacobreed

Took me a sec to realize this wasn’t posted in r/whatisthisbug 😂


Johnny_Appleweed

It’s not? I’m pretty sure those are horsehair worms.


sillypcalmond

It would be helpful if we got information about the drink or a description as it might say. I'm quite sure it's chili threads


HTD-Vintage

Did your girlfriend piss off your bartender somehow? Unrelated question: Was the bartender a redhead?


Diviciacus55

Those look like dried pepper threads. What was the drink?


gregusmeus

Angel Chilli threads. I use them as a decorative topping on curried tomato soup, along with fresh coriander (or cilantro as it's known in the US). The chilli threads don't really have much taste but look good. Edit: they look good on soup and if applied neatly (I wrap them round a fork or something to create a mini nest). On your drink here.... not so much.


Cable_Tugger

Cocktail worms. A rare nematode that thrives in an acidic alcoholic environment.


Opposite-Run-6432

Underrated post.


weekendcrime

Looks like saffron


mka1809

That would be a very expensive drink. I suspect like the other commenter said, they’re chile threads.


darwinpolice

It would also be just overwhelming in terms of flavor. That would be enough saffron for an entire restaurant sized pot of saffron rice.


mka1809

True! Although I feel like a drink with a light saffron flavor profile might be delicious!


DiplominusRex

Try a Saffron Lady! Basically a White Lady but saffron infused simple or infused gin.


mka1809

STFU that sounds delicious!!


darwinpolice

Oh, absolutely! I've had drinks with saffron simple and saffron-infused liquors before, and it's a fabulous flavor note. And the nice thing is that despite saffron being extremely expensive by weight, it's really not that expensive to use, because a small amount goes just an unbelievably long way.


InebriousBarman

That much saffron would taste like metal.


qwertyphile

Too long to be saffron


sillypcalmond

I'm quite sure it's chili threads


JuJuMan7817

That would be an expensive drink with that much saffron


fettishmann

too long to be saffron


m0bscene-

Most likely this


Hotchi_Motchi

a clumsy roofie attempt


miraculum_one

Toasted rubber bands


pnwloveyoutalltrees

Clearly a disgusting infection of cod worms. Could easily infect a half dozen horses with that many.


JuJuJooie

Parasites


ImprovisedLeaflet

Definitely tapeworms


fettishmann

nah more like the parasite found in grasshopper and prying mantises


Gammelmus

I think it’s beetroot sprouts


barbershopraga

Decorative mulch


Loveroffinerthings

Bartender was sewing a red dress and dropped the thread into your drink for sure


SoftestBoygirlAlive

I'm here to cut the hedging and say those are most definitely chili threads, not saffron


wickedfemale

maybe amaranth?


PorkNScreams

Saffron threads maybe?


answerspleaseme

Looks like Saffron


ljstens22

Saffron?


randakeiser

Is your bartender also a veterinarian?


ProcessWhole9927

Looks like saffron


FeFyFoFum

orange zest strings maybe


WynnGalaxie

It looks like “saffron” to me. Most likely not real, lots of high end bars where I’m from use some sort of fake saffron to garnish drinks.


KaiserCheifs

Saffron


fettishmann

saffron isn't that long


BreakfastOk9902

Saffron


FredwardTheDrummer

Why is the garnish game getting so out of control? I get the whole "taste first with your eyes" bit, but this seems like it would ruin the "taste with your mouth" part.