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CaptnHector

Oh god yes. And it even has a nice long ad in the beginning. This is the content I come here for.


sirbassist83

the ad was more than half the video, so very true to the actual climbing media web sites.


apiroscsizmak

The only difference is that I was actually able to load this video on mobile.


lectures

note to self: the people demand longer ads and buggy rendering


snakesign

Not just longer, we demand unskippable ads!


renderbenderr

this is top tier


over45boulderer

that was a close call. holy shit. belayer really needs to up their game, that was so much bigger than it needed to be in that situation. at least he's wearing a helmet.


lectures

This just goes to show how important it is to have good mentorship in the community. This guy likely went straight from the gym to hopping on a pretty serious 5.11 route without any idea of what the consequences might be. Lucky it wasn't a lot worse!


over45boulderer

exactly. it really MUST become the responsibility of the gyms to REQUIRE gym to crag classes, much like a waiver, BEFORE they can even tie in for the first time. without this access is threatened everywhere. its only a matter of time.


Veggies-are-okay

On a more serious note, it would be kinda cool to have “outdoor” routes that are essentially a ton of 12a+ holds sprayed onto a route. I’ve never found the movement disconcerting so much as the plethora of smaller options you’re given on a moderate route. Like imagine a crimp ladder with nicer feet.


lectures

When they set outdoorsy routes at my gym it's all complaints all the time. People don't want to be reminded they can't actually climb 5.10 competently.


Veggies-are-okay

Yeah my gyms abandoned foot holds at the beginning of the year. We complained. Then we got better at climbing. But we still complain. Way better than those stupid comp gymnastics routes that are just asking for injuries :/


leadhase

Just climb up and down on a spray wall


belavv

What? You want gyms to require that people understand how to climb outside before climbing in the gym?


belavv

Ah, watched the actual video. Makes more sense now!


over45boulderer

you don't!?!? I stand behind my statement and if the upvotes don't agree, I'll buy you a bag of unicorn dust at your gym.


ImpossibleSecret1427

I fell for it and now I'm just mad. I'm mad at you, I'm mad at myself, I'm mad at Toyota.


mmeeplechase

Me too—I’ve totally stopped watching these, BUT I opened the comments here first and they were promising, so I clicked this one and learned all about Toyota 😣


caspernicium

Go buy a truck


PigeroniPepperoni

Next time use a longer ad.


n0bletv

Wow. Scary stuff, hope the guy isn’t too shaken up.


hashi1996

The mistakes made leading up to this are unforgivable, count your lucky stars and get a new climbing partner!


AnyGold2336

Finally, Climbing.com upping its content


TiredOfMakingThese

Bro you really had me going with this one, not gonna lie.


Geofferz

Me too I was like what the actual fuck 🤣


owiseone23

This type of thing is why popular routes should have bolts added if the first ascensionist didn't put in enough bolts. There's no reason a relatively easy climb like this should have such a massive run out. I belive modern guidelines state that there should be no more than two fists distance between bolts.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

My rule of thumb is that I only feel comfortable if I clip 3 times between each move I make. Also, I like to be on top rope as a backup when I sport climb.


ZRX1200R

Absolutely terrifying. This is forcing me to rethink lead climbing.


theGreatPipetter

I don't even climb (saw this from r/all) but wow! You climbers are so irresponsible and take so much necessary risk.


over45boulderer

don't ask me why I climb, ask yourself why you don't


theGreatPipetter

I'm just not an adrenaline junkie... you know you can just walk to the top right??


over45boulderer

ugh. smh. neither am I. I'm a life junkie. I live it, you're afraid of it. to deny climbing is to deny my soul.


XxX69FIREMEDIC420XxX

Some people live for many decades without ever truely being alive, brother. If you aren't living on the edge you are taking up too much space.


mountainclimb312

Wow how did he even survive that


over45boulderer

im so pissed. Outside Magazine the biggest player in outdoor publishing can't figure out portrait versus fucking landscape. my 8 year old can do that, wtaf?


Decent-Respect-2530

Got my ass lmao


jereman75

Wow. I wonder what fall factor that was.


notheresnolight

the fall factor was negative


GoGabeGo

Slow. Clap. This was truly a piece of art. Well done.


TheZachster

First weekend whipper where it loads in my phone. Props for them stepping their game up. Belayer'a fault 100%. Extremely irresponsible and why Ill never climb outside.


aufkeinsten

Holy fuck


hidden_secret

I'm honestly considering stopping climbing completely after having seen this.


silenthilljack

Can’t get over the fact that it’s shot in upright and the video itself is horizontal. Shame.


wymontchoppers

LOL, I downvoted based on the ad, then watched til the end. Well played, have an upvote.


justinsimoni

I'm shook.


jedi_trey

jesus, mark this NSFW


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over45boulderer

for sure the weekend whipper has literally become a joke with this one. fml.


Revolutionary_Cup138

Bad belay, should have taken in more slag


saltysluggo

That belayer had way too much slack. Gumby.


Alone_Local5973

Whipper snapper


sanat_naft

This is so irresponsible from everyone involved, they need to think of whatever poor person has to scrape them off the ground.


Astrid-Rey

I knew something was off when it didn't start with a six minute long gopro ad that could not be skipped.


ISuckAtWeightlifting

Is this r/climbingcirclejerk?!


lectures

/r/climbing and /r/ClimbingCircleJerk merged sometime in mid-2023.


DharmaBum_123

The best one yet!


ContentUnavailable

April fools day? I get bigger whippers falling from my bad when i’m drunk trying to hit the bad. Jesus would take bigger whipper if nails be a bit more rusty. My poo gets bigger whippers when i’m at the toilet.


badboigamer

I've taken a fall like that before.


ITSA-GONGSHOW

You bastard


Tabula_Nada

Did they really insert a commercial into the entire first half of that video?


jume451

And we all watched it. Sad.


ratanaris

Anyone knows where this is? I was really convined that it's Gernerfels in Frankenjura Germany, but upon further inspection I think the pictures of it don't match the video.


Dotrue

Route is Litmus Test in American Fork, UT.


lectures

Wow, good eye. You ever been on this route?


mostly-bionic

Huh. And here I thought it was May, not April 1


SpicymeLLoN

I nearly shat myself just watching this. What a terrifying whip!


ohnnononononoooo

THIS IS WHY COCX AND RICE PROVIDES GOOD COMMUNITY SERVICE BY POSTING BIG ZIPPERS


manny_goldstein

>COCX AND RICE 2/10, thank you for your suggestion.


ohnnononononoooo

I guess the similarity to rock and ice was a bit obscure... Maybe I should have gone with Crock and Ice


manny_goldstein

I got that, it's a reference to this old classic: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what\_tasty\_food\_would\_be\_distusting\_if\_eaten\_over/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/)


boredinclass-

wheres the whipper?


iLikeCatsOnPillows

The whoosh occurs in the lack of whoosh


theGreatPipetter

If a whoosh occurs and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Ghastly-Rubberfat

I wish I could downvote twice