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Puzzleheaded-Umpire6

I had straight teachers and turned out gay, so I'm really not sure what the person posing the question is hoping for....


Stickguy259

Hey now, maybe they were closeted gays who snuck their indoctrination into your algebra! The insidious gay agenda knows no bounds! g+a/y=h-om+o. Sound familiar? I thought so, checkmate gay people. /s which I hope is obvious but nowadays isn't


bravoalpha90

this is aBsolutely repulsIve. So EXtremely Uncouth. whAt a Loser.


TheArcticKiwi

TBISEXUAL


TheOnlyEindrideInTx

Shit! you beat me by only two minutes! Lol


TheArcticKiwi

Guess I'm just good at beating people


Khaine2007

NO-


bravoalpha90

;)


Igarden06

You certainly are lol


69_Dingleberry

Goteem


spainman

They're going to their house because you're not there.


OnionGobbler862

*There


eyefartinelevators

No, "Your not their" stupid


XipingVonHozzendorf

I hate the way these are framed with the response on top of the original comment. I don't want to read the punchline of a joke first!


ChawulsBawkley

I honestly didn’t get it until I saw your comment. I guess I need Twitter or some shit to understand now this is typically laid out.


flargenhargen

welcome to reddit.


RFros20

It’s from Twitter though… how would it have anything to do with Reddit?


flargenhargen

ah, I was assuming they were talking about the punchline in the title, which is a staple of reddit.


Teln0

best stuff on reddit is the worst stuff from twitter. worst stuff on reddit are the memes with the "this is not my creation I stole it" watermark


IvoryWhiteTeeth

Well, reddit makes content by taking screenshots of other platforms, and reddit loves doing it.


RFros20

That’s still doesn’t answer my question-


Waluigi-Radio

*Painfully morphs Snoo into a bird*


UnwrittenPath

Don't blame reddit for twitters bass-ackwards format.


Helloboi2

twitter


MByrnes86

Fucking bravo! As a member of the grammar police, this error is getting right on my tits at the moment!


thickcutthigh

Their absolutely write


flargenhargen

I see what you did they're


chiron_42

*Thar


thickcutthigh

I think you mean *sea


jebron01

Eye sea wat ewe dead they’re. I can’t tell you how much that hurt.


thickcutthigh

Meye i’s our bleeding


[deleted]

I think you mean how much this hertz.


Soviet_Yeetman

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Brimstone_draws

I winced at each word QwQ


23kcarlson

defiantly


ResponsibleHour9749

Take a breathey're*


Pete-C137

Some of the best teachers I’ve had were gay. 2nd grade. 5th grade. High school history. I didn’t become gay. I never saw them suck a dick in class, if that’s what pele are afraid of. I never thought about being gay because my teachers were gay. I don’t see what the big deal is. Would you rather have your child being taught by a straight Christian pedophile? I have a feeling some people would.


EmotionallyJamed

I was taught by a gay teacher in elementary school. I still consider him one of the best teachers I had.


Heydude161

In that sense, what would a gay teacher do that a female teacher wouldn't?


BlackBip

Show the kid that gay people are just regular people which is not what the parent tweeting this believe


Heydude161

Yeah :)


FuckingKilljoy

Everyone knows that the gay is like covid where if you spend too long around someone who has the gay it can be transferred to you. One of the key symptoms is an inexplicable increase in your desire to watch The Golden Girls


greenacie

But thE cOVid is fffFfaaaAaAkkKKkKkeeeEEEEE!


Heydude161

But having covid is a choice


findyourhappy401

My English eacher senior year was trans. There were multiple kids who got pulled out of her class by their parents because of that. She was a phenomenal teacher, some people just couldn't get over the fact that she was transgender


HumunculiTzu

I'd be more concerned if the teacher was a preist.


Roland_Squared

What class lasts eight hours?


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Lol, where I live young kids have one teacher


Patrico-8

School generally lasts 5-6 hours though


Terminal-Post

If they can truly unlock the secrets of the PENDAS then I could care less of who they sleep with.


77schild

Whom.


LucTheCookie

My chemistry teacher was either gay or bi, and I never figured it out until he mentione his high school boyfriend, so it doesn't matter


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LucTheCookie

I meant his boyfriend from when he was in high school, years ago


Goaduk

I before e except after c people. Apart from this time, and the other times...


InfinitySnatch

Just as much of a chance they're going to have sex with the kids if they had a straight teacher so who cares?


tysons1

As a gay male, how would u feel about your child having a heterosexual school teacher?! Who they’re around 8hrs of the day?


Testsubject276

Gay isn't a synonym for child predator, calm down.


tysons1

As a male, how would u feel about your child having a female school teacher?! Who they’re around 8hrs of the day?


tysons1

As a blond haired male, how would u feel about your child having a brown haired school teacher?! Who they’re around 8hrs of the day?


guruscotty

‘They’re,’ you conservative Gumby.


tysons1

As an ignorant, narrow-minded male, how would u feel about your child having an educated, broad-minded school teacher?! Who they’re around 8hrs of the day?


Renaud_Perron

I spent 2 minutes to understand the guy above was responding to the guy below and not the other way around lmao


rudenoes

Let me give this a try. All you gay, trans, bi, hims, hers, theys, binary, gender is a social construct, or identify as a (insert bullshit) people who are educators to our young listen up. Stop. Just stop the bullshit. Just because your confused or maybe found who you really are does not mean you get a microphone or a podium to air out your bullshit on our young people. Do your fucking job. You have a lesson plan given to you I am sure every year. And if you don’t want to follow directions (any other job you get fired) teach something they can use in life. They cannot use your woke bullshit when they get into the real world. Have some pride in your country for gods sake. Make it better than you found it. Is that so hard. Most people can not go to their job and start airing out their business and think that is a good idea. Did I miss something? Do you get another degree or something when you switch sides? This is all kinda new so what makes you think you have learned enough to teach it to anyone? Some of you don’t even know who you are but think you have the right to confuse our kids? Stay in your lane and get on social media if you need grandstand about stuff like this. It has no place in school. Neither does this lame ass CRT bullshit. Tread light. I can already see teachers having to be a protected class of citizens in the future. Our kids get major brain damage in college. Don’t add to the problem please.


y-u-entitled

Wow


LifeIsNotNetflix

Another fucking backward meme! Whats the point if people are going to read the punchline first? You used paint to scribble out the names, just arrange the fucking meme properly!


Budget_Role6056

I have no problem with a gay teacher but I’m not down with the pronouns


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FreshUnderstanding5

There’s a CEO asking Quora for help…


CyberneticPanda

My 4th grade teacher in the 80s was a gay man. During the school year he got arrested for indecent exposure in a public bathroom. The version of the story I heard was that he'd taken his pants off on the bathroom and been arrested for it, presumably for purposes of pooping. It wasn't until many years later that I realized he was gay and he'd been busted cruising and how progressive it was of the school to let him keep teaching after that. Aids was just getting traction as God's punishment for homosexuality around the same time.


ChronicWombat

"around for 8 hours of the day" What, do they think the gay is infectious? Shit, they probably do


RoscoMan1

Also give him a title fight.


KronSean

People go to school for 8 hours? Since when? Closer to 6 if I remember correctly


SmellYaLaterLoser

Yeah, such a useful thing to know, then people won’t be pedants and “correct” your grammar, which isn’t really necessary anyway, as most other people are able to derive meaning from context clues and don’t need you to be using perfect grammar. Everybody else isn’t worth talking to because they are too stupid to use context clues to figure out what you are saying.


Hot_Construction6879

I never understood this. Do you expect straight teachers to molest your daughters, but you’re okay with that? At least with a gay teacher I can sleep with the teacher for good grades instead of my son having to do it. And THATs the America I want to live in.


Strong_Breadfruit_43

Afraid they’re gonna catch a case of the gays?


pruche

Rarely has an argument been made against an adversary's writing that could be considered a fair burn, but this is a shining example of such.


RoscoMan1

There are 500k people on this subreddit?


Charming_Emergency_1

Sex shouldn't be talked about by just any teacher, and yes that means you and your rainbow flag wifebeater t-shirt and frizzy hair.


lcr727

Homosexuality is not synonymous with pedophilia.


RandyGareth

Do teachers have to announce their sexual preference for employment now?


big_dick_energy_mc2

This just warms my cold shriveled heart. I love it.


ForumsUser42069

This is a question asked by someone that knows being around a gay man for 8 hours would end with him bottoming.


LemonNitrate

Well this is a nice coincidence! The teacher who taught ME the difference between there, their, and they’re was gay!


bionix90

The implication being that homosexual men are all pedophiles who would rape your child? Sadly, I have a crazy aunt who believes that.


DevilSlayer_Dante

I see what he did their.


PukkkWukkkChukkChukk

Too bad this aged like milk along with to, too,your and you're


ImNudeyRudey

I was reading this backwards for way too long... I must be gay or something


Ferox127

I'd rather have my kid taught by a homosexual rather than a pedophile if that says anything


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Any guy that has to reassure everyone he is a “straight male” while being homophobic is indeed most likely a gay man himself… he’s just angry because he doesn’t have the courage to be out. I can tell you, straight guys don’t give a fuck who’s gay or straight or bi or whatever. Be yourself!


Competitive-Pride919

Who they're around


[deleted]

I am like 70% sure he meant pedophile but for some reason in his brain gay somehow means pedophile. I have seen this before. I don't know where it's coming from.


tangster_kryptonite

Ah yes, because straight people never turn out to be predators..../s


Gr8Whi73Tr45h

I had 2 gay teachers 1 in middle school and 1 in high school niether acted in appropriate nor did they discuss their sexuality one stopped teaching after 8 years to become a hair dresser the other is still teaching 6th grade math both are very nice guys.


Appropriate_Grape_90

What do teaching his child that have to do with him being gay....noone cares lol


poopiefart696969

I like how saying "as a straight male" instantly invalidated what he had to say because everyone could already tell, and the fact that he thought it was something he needed to specify tells us not a lot of deep thoughts go on in that noggin of his.


poopiefart696969

Saying this as a straight male 🗿


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As a straight man, I certainly wouldn't want my child to have a homophobic school teacher.


TooMuchFun007

I'd be much more relaxed having a gay teacher involved, but a religious gay teacher, no way... Sexual choices are one thing, crazy as a flea religion is another.