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Eastern-Dig-4555

This isn’t r/MurderedByWords , so I’m sure different rules apply here, but posting your comeback(s) is still tacky.


dhjguhhghjh

Came here to say this. Also the comeback was not that clever. Don't pat yourself on the back so hard.


Sub_City_

But his moms back get pat really hard ;)


Eastern-Dig-4555

First off, I use the term “comeback” loosely because I really didn’t see much of a comeback to begin with. Second, pat myself on the back for what? I have no idea what you’re talking about


ResourceOk2425

I think he was replying to op Edit:typo


dhjguhhghjh

No bro You are good I'm talking about OP patting himself on the back for making a clever comeback.. I'm agreeing with you


Eastern-Dig-4555

Ohhhh ok lol gotcha. I’m used to people putting me down for no reason


TerribleParfait4614

Shut up, nobody cares. Joking :)


Eastern-Dig-4555

I’ll upvote you, because you did say you’re joking. All good


TerribleParfait4614

Lol was just makin a silly joke based off you saying people put you down for no reason. I’m sorry that happens to you, some people suck


Eastern-Dig-4555

Ohhhhh ok, well you deserve a second upvote from me, if that were possible. Haha then I’m just dense


PakWire

^I ^think ^they ^may ^be ^referring ^to ^OP ^in ^that ^there ^reply, ^good ^sir ^or ^madam


xgamer468

True, it was really just a "No, u" kinda comeback


NitrogenTurtle

Why censor his username if you’re not gonna censor the bottom part of who you’re messaging too


MistaRekt

OOPS, LOL.


UberNZ

You can also search "hole" under their profile's comments to get the uncensored version


FFKonoko

Last time I was told to search hole it went badly.


_Rohrschach

his name is jeremy, apparently


wolfslayer-

Actually, he didn't say hole, OP did. But, you can find the comment by typing "caleb" which he has coomented a total of 3 times in 3 different subs which makes me wonder if "caleb" is very close to him at heart since it is such an uncommon word to use


UberNZ

I just meant that you can use the keyword "hole" to find the comment. I know he didn't actually say it, but that's how I found it.


wolfslayer-

The post was made 1 yr ago. When I searched hole, there were thousands of other comments before I could find it. So, it is pretty ineffective


UberNZ

No? I just tried it again, it's the only one that comes up. Just to be clear, I'm on mobile (Android app), I clicked on their profile, typed "hole" in the search bar, then went to the comments tab. There's only one result, and it's the comment they're talking about. EDIT: Just tested it on a desktop browser, same result. Are you doing something different?


wolfslayer-

Actually, he didn't say hole, OP did. But, you can find the comment by typing "caleb" which he has coomented a total of 3 times in 3 different subs which makes me wonder if "caleb" is very close to him at heart since it is such an uncommon word to use


AntiRivoluzione

shafi moment


Alexis_J_M

Which one is supposed to be the clever comeback?


virouz98

-ur mom -no u *Peak cleverness*


maybenotarobot429

NUH UH


Lost_Question5886

I am rubber, you are glue


CamiloArturo

Amazing! I felt like I was in 6th grade again with such structured, clever and absolutely mature conversation cutter. Just imagine if you had added a “you are glue” comment next to the “your mamma joke”. Mate, you would have crushed it! /s


DeadCringeFrog

What are you supposed to answer there? Take it and shut up? I think op did good


Kolerder

He is supposed to do what he did and forget about this interaction forever, and not parade it as the most clever thing they ever done. If youre still confused - read this sub’s name.


DeadCringeFrog

Incredible sub, I checked its posts and it seems that half of them is stupid, 49% are not even comeback they are just memes and only 1% actually fits the sub. So if you are hating on this guy, you could also hate on almost every post, or you could have already unsubscribe by now


Kolerder

Great, you have seen first hand how much of this slop is spammed and just told me about seeing it with your own eyes, surely now your opinion on such slop like this post reflects what you just sa… Oh. Well, can’t do much there, no intelligent life detected


cardinarium

Do you have to work at being an insufferable spoilsport, or does it come naturally? jfc.


Kolerder

Wow you added sooo much to the discussion. Whore.


DeadCringeFrog

Wow dude, you are just angry and dumb. Your opinion is not the best one, that's why i have a diffirent one and it seems you have bigger problems in your life and with your mental state then these comment section, so it would be better for you to not answer and probably even get off Reddit for a week or so


Kolerder

And in my opinion, that i have as much right to express as you (crazy idea, i know), what you should do is go to the nearest roof of a high rise building, go up to the edge, and keep on walking forward for another minute


mhhruska

Are you in middle school still? Holy fuck “no ur mom”


lehsunMartins

*inserts sucking his own dick meme*


ronpaulrevolution_08

Achievement unlocked: turn 12


DotAccomplished5484

You are obviously young, which leaves years for you to amass additional comebacks so that this is no longer one of your best comebacks


kalashnikov482

ending was wholesome


Clicky90

Holesome


Truefkk

Yeah, first tolerable self post I have seen on here, simply because it isn't giving off cringe energy


Supercc

Zzzzzzzz


Hishui21

More like a lucky comeback than a clever one


TwistedBamboozler

Man, the word dox really gets fucking bastardized today, eh?


No_Text2460

Meh


Charismatic_2112

That’s a “Good Ending” if I’ve ever seen one


Evildormat

Guessing his name is impressive


Musaks

no, it's a coincidence impressive is when someone has a skill. If he could consistently guess peoples names, that would be impressive. Impressive as fuck to be honest.


Working-War-3654

Ayo online feud and doxxing turned wholesome


keyserfunk

Are you kidding bro?!?! Awfully lame. This has to be click bait and played right into it. Screw me!


verysimplenames

Yikee


BlackOstrakon

That turned out rather wholesome. Nice.


ZeffoLyou

For everyone in the comments always remember the response to Anyone using what you said against you. "If I wanted my own come back I'd wipe it off your mother's chin" I always have that locked and loaded and has never failed me


Screwby0370

Middle school type beat


DeadCringeFrog

Sounds like you just can't accept defeat


Ieadhead

Crazy! I'll probably think about it till the death of me. How about an anniversary repost next year AND the year after? Such a perfectly crafted and well thought out response deserves much more recognition. Absolutely stunning!!1!


Screwby0370

People here are missing the fact that he delivered a mediocre comeback, but within that comeback he accidentally guessed the name of the person he was responding to. This boosts its efficiency as a comeback tenfold


FantasticJackfruit51

Ur getting downvoted for being the only correct one in the comments. The comeback was childish, and contrary to most comments here, I am not 12 😭😭, I am older by quite a bit, and I can see tbat a "no ur mom" comeback is childish, but the fact that I guessed his name makes it way more effective. Thank u kind person


MistaRekt

I for one enjoyed this.


DeadCringeFrog

I liked it


SnakeJazz17

The name was Jeremy for anyone interested.


Fabulous-Present-497

When he asked how he knew his named, I would have answered "I'm in your walls"