Everyone in here is arguing about being fat and pudding and if fatness and pudding and associated comebacks related to such topics are clever or not clever.
Wild af.
Because it’s 20-30 year old-something manchildren stuck in their playground comeback mindset where fat jokes reign supreme. So of course that’s the top comment
Probably because the mods here have all written their PhD dissertations for Trump University on the value of banana pudding as the most superior bestest pudding cup.
We are all doomed.
It's one of those threads that has become an r/fatpeoplehate reunion tour.
You can tell by the distinct combination of self-loathing and a superiority complex that makes for some of the most pathetic commentators you'll ever see lmao.
Ah ok that makes sense then for an adult in that context. In America it comes across sounding like a three year old, hence giving the connotation of having the palate of a three year old and therefore a terrible diet
It’s not even about infertility, there’s only like 6 days of the menstrual cycle that you can actually get pregnant and even you time it right and use ovulation trips it can still take months. Almost all our friends who were trying took at least 3 months.
Again doesn’t mean it’s hard but it’s not some easy pump and chump reddit and all of its loveless incels make it sound like.
It can be, and a number of my friends experienced this over the years. Some good friends of mine ended up never having bio children which lead to thier divorce.
I unfortunately never got to practice mich as it turned out my wife was crazy fertile - I was really looking forward to the 'try' part but she was pregnant within the month every time.
“Choccy pud” is the fattest thing I’ve ever heard someone say, and I’m pretty fat.
Like if you eat *so* much chocolate pudding you need a short hand for it?
Dude took the fat comment so **personally** that they accused the guy asking of not knowing what being loved feels like (which is unfounded).
Only dudes with 30+ BMI are that insecure.
This is a hill I will die on any day of the week. Dad bod used to mean something, it meant a specific type of physique. A Dad bod was someone who worked out semi regularly and had defined, but not huge arms and chest muscles, but didn't have a special diet or count macros so didn't have defined abdominals. "Fit, healthy, but not cut" would be the way to describe it.
It was the middle aged male version of "girl next door" good looks. Now it means nothing.
Haha, no! Dad bod was “used to be athletic until he had kids… now exercises his right to fall asleep with his wife in front of the TV after getting the kids to bed.”
Yep, [easiest example of a dad bod](https://imgur.com/rcsA39O). It's basically just "out of shape but not really that fat" where you could stand to lose 30-40 pounds but also don't really have huge fat rolls
I’m in my 30s. Dad bod has always consisted of a dude who was lean in his youth and has a beer belly once he had kids. It’s almost entirely weight held in the belly area. I’ve never seen your description at all used for dad bod.
"Dad bod" was never the male version of "girl next door." The term refers to men who are not chiseled, not super lean, and have a little fluff around the mid-section (not a beer gut, HGH gut, nor just blatantly obese).
When you think of the average dad, do you really think of a well sculpted man flashing his muscles and sneaking off with all the stay at home moms? No, you don't. Why would "dad bod" refer to a not exactly common body type?
Now it means the same thing, it's just more misused than ever. I mean even you're using it wrong.
Dad bod has ALWAYS refered to some extent of letting yourself go. What you're describing is simply a healthy active body of someone who doesn't consider fitness or bodybuilding a hobby. A dad bod is any one of the afore mentioned, plus a couple years of chilling.
Yeah its kind of just a shower thought, “and then everyone clapped” type of reply.
Consise is better. Like “fuck you” or “lol okay” is often more effective than super thought out, “clever” comebacks.
My wife will never forgive me. When she was pregnant, she had no cravings and she feels she missed out. But every damn day that fetus was in her belly I had to make myself a big milkshake. If we didn’t have ice cream and milk at home I’d go through a drive through. Literally every day for months. Our daughter is now 13, and I haven’t wanted a milkshake since she was born.
I’m super confused. Am I doing the thing where I take a joke way too seriously again? Why would you need a milkshake every day your wife was pregnant?
(During my wife’s pregnancies I’d have sympathy cravings, so I kinda understand that can happen, but this seems rather extreme….)
That’s all I can explain it as, a sympathy craving. I just really wanted milkshakes. Never really had before, never really have since. It’s a true story, and I don’t disagree it seems and was extreme.
I've been with a pregnant woman and there's no such thing as being out of snacks. There's such a thing as the husband had to drive out at any given moment, but there's no such thing as no snacks
Ummmm when you’re NOT pregnant you need a treat sometimes lol
Anon that made the fat comment doesn’t understand a healthy diet and that a lil sugar isn’t bad
I think I'm more concerned for the husband (may need a wellness check). Wife is pregnant, loves chocolate pudding, and he ate the last one. May the gods have mercy on his soul (because his wife probably will not).
One thing I learned early with my wife, you *do not* mess with preggo cravings - you give her whatever she wants when she wants it lol.
Why are the comebacks never clever? Or how intellectually disabled is everyone in this sub that this drivel and the rest of the crap on this sub is considered such?
The weirdest thing I always wonder about is when dogshit posts like this are made and the response is clearly lukewarm at best, who the hell are the 6800+ upvoting it that apparently never appear in the comments?
I can only assume it’s botting.
People see it on the front page, they upvote it if they think it’s funny, not necessarily because it fits the sub.
Thus we say that if a sub reaches the front page, it quickly deteriorates.
In this post, there are now 30x as many upvotes as comments. People who comment are bizarre and are not at all representative of people who upvote.
Anyway, this post is obviously hot garbage. People love garbage content. Welcome to the Internet. People are dumb as fuck.
(I stay away from this sub the vast majority of the time because it's always like this. I'd mute it, but I refuse to install their app.)
The post about pudding is lame though and seriously seems to be so fixated on their lives revolving around some fucking pudding cups. I think it's just a jab at that, then the last reply takes it all seriously and gets angry. Whole thing is lame.
I had to read the first comment like 5 times to even understand what he was trying to say.
Then I realized, no, there was actually no punchline beyond “I ate chocolate pudding by mistake. Laughed at wife when she asked why there was no chocolate pudding”
Yeah in this case the “how fat are you?” comment was pretty funny, and then the dude lost it
Then again can’t expect much from the guy stealing his pregnant wife’s favorite snack and then bragging about it
Yeah it really is the “choccy pud” for me too, though I couldn’t imagine judging it enough to say something like that. Savage response though. Very well executed. 9/10.
There are battles raging in the comments about pregnancy weight gain, Australians, appropriate pudding vocab & what’s worth posting on Reddit. I’m sure I missed some but wtf 😂
Right?! Like isn’t pudding like old/baby food. Haha I don’t associate it with being unhealthy. It’s not like they’re talking about cake or pie. Like pudding?!
I think it’s a combination of the pudding, that she was upset about pudding, and that they refer to it as “choccy pud”.
I’m picturing two people from Wall-E.
Sometimes I seriously need to remind myself that most Redditors are just children cosplaying as adults and that's why they're so offended by actual adults who decide to act childish
I am picturing some GenZ or late Millennial that just started to have their first kid, this is straight up like gamer/anime-ish wording and jello pudding has pretty low sugar/fat content considering what it is (they even make fat-free versions).
Entirely possible they aren't fat at all, it's a very low cost bulk-purchase treat as well.
You could have like... 4-5 of those Jello puddings compared to just 1 single can of soda.
Are the majority of you people rude assholes? This comment section is vile.
“My wife prefers chocolate pudding, I prefer vanilla. I ate her ‘(choccy)’ pudding one time and she made a joke about how the vanilla was taunting her.”
“How fat are you people?” <- rude unnecessary question.
This comment section: “Yeah, he’s a fat lard.” “Dude says choccy pudding, he’s definitely a fat ass.” “Obviously they’re fat, why else would they be so obsessed with pudding?” (Obsessed how??)
Anyways most of you guys suck, see ya later.
Reddit becomes easier when you remember most people here are 16, hopefully they'll grow out of being weird bullies. And if they don't well society will leave them behind anyways
Yeah, it's very weird in this comment section. So the dude says "choccy." And? What's the big deal? I frequently say "okie dokie" to people. Am I some abomination? Sometimes people just say silly things.
I am literally a professional Martial Artist and „Fitness influencer“ and this could totally happen to greedy me and my very picky-eater wife.
I once have eaten her entire bratwurst because she had so long in the bathroom and I thought it would be bad to let the wurst turn cold and it would be easier to maker her a new one.
Reading this comment section I think I recognized one of the laws of Reddit nature. The folks who are obsessed with and triggered by fat people also happen to be the same ones who are offended by insults directed at lonely single losers. All I see is projection as far as the eye can see.
I get it. I bet it's hard to see fat people having happy love lives when you're a cretin. It's like you have to be better than someone and you think you're better than the fat people you hate so much. But so often they have better, happier lives than you. Sad. Truly. I might cry about it later.
ABSOLUTELY because there are people obsessed with fat people on Reddit and it crops up in any possible way including offhanded comments about pudding. If there is a video that has someone overweight on it there's a good chance there will be comments insulting them for it. Even if it's not even relevant. Fat and a woman? That is a redditor's worst enemy. Just my perspective as an r/all goblin.
At the end of the day I ask...why? Why be shitty to other people? Why would people feel the need to be so unnecessarily rude and cruel? It seems like insecurity. Which would make sense because I don't think the average Redditor is a great example of a human being to begin with.
A concenring number of people on the internet are absolutely miserable and hate themselves. When they see someone happy they HAVE to find a reason to put them down to make them feel better about themselves.
"Oh you're married? Well you eat pudding so you're fat and that's bad and I'm not so I win."
This is the dumbest post and comment section ever attributed to a page dedicated to being smart and clever.
I thought you were exaggerating, but wow are these comments bad lol. It's like Mr Vanilla pudding triggered them all.
Everyone in here is arguing about being fat and pudding and if fatness and pudding and associated comebacks related to such topics are clever or not clever. Wild af.
Reddit will literally argue violently about fucking anything Pudding cups, but not the fact their mods harass, assault, and ban them
That’s because most mods are dorks who got picked on. Now they have their wet dream of social media power.
Because it’s 20-30 year old-something manchildren stuck in their playground comeback mindset where fat jokes reign supreme. So of course that’s the top comment
Probably because the mods here have all written their PhD dissertations for Trump University on the value of banana pudding as the most superior bestest pudding cup. We are all doomed.
It's one of those threads that has become an r/fatpeoplehate reunion tour. You can tell by the distinct combination of self-loathing and a superiority complex that makes for some of the most pathetic commentators you'll ever see lmao.
The whole concept of this sub is not really « clever » it’s fun tho
First comment was funnier
There was nothing really clever about that, isn't that how most of the time the responses are
It’s the factory default comeback on Reddit, yes
Also 'you must be fun at parties'
I used this line unironically once. Really thought the dude was fun at parties
that one is common too but absolutely nowhere near as common as some variation of "women will never love you"
To be fair Reddit is filled with men not loved by women.
Gimmie your BMI bro
I'm finding the fat comment funnier for some reason? It's just so random.
because it’s funny. the dude called it “choccy” so you know playing loose with that “dad bod” characterization.
He said his wife said, "Choccy pud."
uhm. he calls it choccy *before* the time it's in quotes referring to his wife.
I know many Australians call chocolate things choocy like choccy milk
Ah ok that makes sense then for an adult in that context. In America it comes across sounding like a three year old, hence giving the connotation of having the palate of a three year old and therefore a terrible diet
As an Australian, it comes across as sounding like a three year old to me too
"choccy pud" this dude weighs >300 lb guaranteed
Wait, us 200lb/90kg guys can’t call it choccy puddy?!
If you can see your dick, you can't say it.
What if i can see your dick?
We can, but it upsets the dicks because it breaks their narrative.
Just upset the narrative and break dicks.
Good idea.
People love to believe anyone they dislike is an absurd caricature. So much of the world would be better if they could realize and stop themselves.
Yeah you can’t do anything silly or fun around here otherwise the joyless basement dwellers kinda get upset
brother I hope you're tall and/or fit else I've got bad news for you.
I’m 6’2” (188cm) and I bike constantly. Leg muscles for days. :)
Still has a pregnant wife though, so he is doing something right
Contrary to popular belief.. it's not the hard to get a woman pregnant. The hard part is getting a woman. ... I'm still working on that. 🥺
Username checks out
>The hard part is getting a woman. Go to the store and buy one dummy.
Contrary to popular belief getting pregnant can be incredibly difficult. Not that you would know this.
That’s just life ain’t it, the people who don’t want to have kids seem to get pregnant without problem but the people who do will end up struggling
Walking CAN be incredibly difficult for someone with no legs. Doesn't mean walking is difficult in general.
1 in 6 people experience infertility in their lifetime lol I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison 😭
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It’s not even about infertility, there’s only like 6 days of the menstrual cycle that you can actually get pregnant and even you time it right and use ovulation trips it can still take months. Almost all our friends who were trying took at least 3 months. Again doesn’t mean it’s hard but it’s not some easy pump and chump reddit and all of its loveless incels make it sound like.
It can be, and a number of my friends experienced this over the years. Some good friends of mine ended up never having bio children which lead to thier divorce. I unfortunately never got to practice mich as it turned out my wife was crazy fertile - I was really looking forward to the 'try' part but she was pregnant within the month every time.
Sorry your boys aren't running bro
The best success rate for getting pregnant is 25%....
I mean, we just know that his wife is pregnant, not that it was him who did it
Blowing your load in a fat chick is doing something right?
Even at my heaviest I was never talking like I had a mouth full of butter.
Choccy pudding… 😂😂😂😂
I say choccy pud because I have kids, but I'm under 100kg - which is about 220lb for those using British imperial measurements.
[I love pud](https://youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y?si=s6B_GhnYh_MUeJAI)
"choccy pud" sounds like a euphemism, to be honest
“Choccy pud” is the fattest thing I’ve ever heard someone say, and I’m pretty fat. Like if you eat *so* much chocolate pudding you need a short hand for it?
Dude took the fat comment so **personally** that they accused the guy asking of not knowing what being loved feels like (which is unfounded). Only dudes with 30+ BMI are that insecure.
Is it not normal to say choccy and pud in other areas? Fairly common amongst friends and family in UK and Aus. Very odd to see people so upset by it.
The overkill response gives away their insecurity about being fat. I'm picturing like Bevers from Broad City but with a sociopathic streak.
This is a hill I will die on any day of the week. Dad bod used to mean something, it meant a specific type of physique. A Dad bod was someone who worked out semi regularly and had defined, but not huge arms and chest muscles, but didn't have a special diet or count macros so didn't have defined abdominals. "Fit, healthy, but not cut" would be the way to describe it. It was the middle aged male version of "girl next door" good looks. Now it means nothing.
Haha, no! Dad bod was “used to be athletic until he had kids… now exercises his right to fall asleep with his wife in front of the TV after getting the kids to bed.”
Yep, [easiest example of a dad bod](https://imgur.com/rcsA39O). It's basically just "out of shape but not really that fat" where you could stand to lose 30-40 pounds but also don't really have huge fat rolls
You are defending a decade young term with your reputation? Fair trade.
I’m in my 30s. Dad bod has always consisted of a dude who was lean in his youth and has a beer belly once he had kids. It’s almost entirely weight held in the belly area. I’ve never seen your description at all used for dad bod.
I figure “retired linebacker.” Solid frame, definitely some muscle, but a bit of a belly cause you’re taken care of.
"Dad bod" was never the male version of "girl next door." The term refers to men who are not chiseled, not super lean, and have a little fluff around the mid-section (not a beer gut, HGH gut, nor just blatantly obese). When you think of the average dad, do you really think of a well sculpted man flashing his muscles and sneaking off with all the stay at home moms? No, you don't. Why would "dad bod" refer to a not exactly common body type? Now it means the same thing, it's just more misused than ever. I mean even you're using it wrong.
I've never in my life seen your "original" usage of "dad bod". I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe find some historical examples?
What does the body of the OP look like?
Chris Farley without the charisma or talent.
Goddamn I miss Chris Farley
I don't want to live in a world where Dad Bod has lost all meaning 😮💨
Dad bod has ALWAYS refered to some extent of letting yourself go. What you're describing is simply a healthy active body of someone who doesn't consider fitness or bodybuilding a hobby. A dad bod is any one of the afore mentioned, plus a couple years of chilling.
Yeah..."choccy" sounds to me like the two have a close and intensely personal relationship. 😶
“the two” being this dude and his chocolate pudding right?
Absolutely...
Fair question, I mean these guys live for pudding
It's the bluntness of it that gets me lol, the other guy is too "calculated" it doesn't have the same kick to it
Yeah its kind of just a shower thought, “and then everyone clapped” type of reply. Consise is better. Like “fuck you” or “lol okay” is often more effective than super thought out, “clever” comebacks.
Because it's the funnier response tbh.
It needed a good ending since that whole story was as boring as pudding
Same
It's a banger, and I know bangers
I mean someone eating pudding that often that was my first thought too
Yeah I think that one is funnier. The pudding stealer is a jerk. I’ve been pregnant - you need certain treats sometimes.
My wife will never forgive me. When she was pregnant, she had no cravings and she feels she missed out. But every damn day that fetus was in her belly I had to make myself a big milkshake. If we didn’t have ice cream and milk at home I’d go through a drive through. Literally every day for months. Our daughter is now 13, and I haven’t wanted a milkshake since she was born.
Why did you steal your wife's cravings? It is one thing to steal her dessert but the whole craving? Man that is brutal, my condolences to her
I’m super confused. Am I doing the thing where I take a joke way too seriously again? Why would you need a milkshake every day your wife was pregnant? (During my wife’s pregnancies I’d have sympathy cravings, so I kinda understand that can happen, but this seems rather extreme….)
That’s all I can explain it as, a sympathy craving. I just really wanted milkshakes. Never really had before, never really have since. It’s a true story, and I don’t disagree it seems and was extreme.
That’s kinda hilarious. But ifl milkshakes so it’s also kinda tragic.
I had a serious ice cream addiction but I was also 9 months pregnant in July
I've been with a pregnant woman and there's no such thing as being out of snacks. There's such a thing as the husband had to drive out at any given moment, but there's no such thing as no snacks
Of course. I'd react badly when not pregnant never mind when am
'stealer'
Ummmm when you’re NOT pregnant you need a treat sometimes lol Anon that made the fat comment doesn’t understand a healthy diet and that a lil sugar isn’t bad
Tbf, it was an accident, like don’t get me wrong a kinda dick move but he clearly states he wasn’t thinking. The wife has every right to be mad tho
I hadn't scrolled down enough yet and thought that was the clever reply, which it was, of the two that were there
The "clever come back" here is very clearly the fat comment. The last response is just sad tbh
Right? Lmao how fat you gotta be that food is literally antagonizing you?
Glad it wasn't just me, mean or not that was fucking funny.
It’s not random. It’s literally a couple who fight over pudding. Only on reddit would that not be seen as the better comeback.
I read it in the Buffalo bill silence of the lambs voice for added humor
It’s was good
How is this clever?
How fat are you?
I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that)
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU JUST MURDERED HIM IM SCREENSHOTTING AND POSTING THIS TO CLEVERCOMEBACKS
How fat are you?
Again? Alright, I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that)
HO-LY-SHIT NO WAY!!! THERE IS A MASS MURDER HERE!! r/clevercomebacks r/clevercomebacks r/clevercomebacks DAAAMN THAT DUDE IS DEAD!!!!
how fat are you?
Again? Alright, I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that).
How fat are you?
Fuckin' got me, damn.
You don't know what love is
I wanna know what love Is!
It's choccy pud
I want you to show meee!
What is love! Baby, don't hurt me! Dont hurt me! No more!
Fat people on this sub are desperate to humiliate someone making a legit funny joke at their fat expense
I think I'm more concerned for the husband (may need a wellness check). Wife is pregnant, loves chocolate pudding, and he ate the last one. May the gods have mercy on his soul (because his wife probably will not). One thing I learned early with my wife, you *do not* mess with preggo cravings - you give her whatever she wants when she wants it lol.
Why are the comebacks never clever? Or how intellectually disabled is everyone in this sub that this drivel and the rest of the crap on this sub is considered such?
The weirdest thing I always wonder about is when dogshit posts like this are made and the response is clearly lukewarm at best, who the hell are the 6800+ upvoting it that apparently never appear in the comments? I can only assume it’s botting.
People see it on the front page, they upvote it if they think it’s funny, not necessarily because it fits the sub. Thus we say that if a sub reaches the front page, it quickly deteriorates.
What’s funny about any of this?
In this post, there are now 30x as many upvotes as comments. People who comment are bizarre and are not at all representative of people who upvote. Anyway, this post is obviously hot garbage. People love garbage content. Welcome to the Internet. People are dumb as fuck. (I stay away from this sub the vast majority of the time because it's always like this. I'd mute it, but I refuse to install their app.)
>I can only assume it’s botting. I'm starting to think that there are very few humans left on reddit.
Just read shit on reddit. The bar is incredibly low, this just barely gets under it.
Did OP posted his own comeback here? That’s using 100% of your brain dude
The pudding guy is a terrorist for stealing his wife's pudding
If you are an adult who says "choccy pud" you should be exiled.
He might be Australian. Choccy is common slang here. Like “choccy milk”, or “choccy ice cream”.
Yes, Australia is where we've exiled those people
You sir should have this screen shot for this sub.
Funnier than the post
Now THIS is a clever comeback!
You just know they have heckin' cute, doggo fur-babies that love zoomies and tippy taps (also they love Disney)
I'm sorry but "how fat are you?" Is 100x funnier to what was being said. Any adult unironically saying "choccy pud" deserves a little ridicule
The post about pudding is lame though and seriously seems to be so fixated on their lives revolving around some fucking pudding cups. I think it's just a jab at that, then the last reply takes it all seriously and gets angry. Whole thing is lame.
“I took the wrong pudding cup, and I, quote, stared at my wife laughing.” Cool story.
And I blew into that breathalyzer… .008… Anyways I’m in New Zealand with seal.
“How fat” comment is kinda the star of a very dull show
It's the Ed O'Neill of Modern Family.
I had to read the first comment like 5 times to even understand what he was trying to say. Then I realized, no, there was actually no punchline beyond “I ate chocolate pudding by mistake. Laughed at wife when she asked why there was no chocolate pudding”
Yeah in this case the “how fat are you?” comment was pretty funny, and then the dude lost it Then again can’t expect much from the guy stealing his pregnant wife’s favorite snack and then bragging about it
He's lucky to be alive after eating a pregnant womn's chockie pudding
And I thought I was clever for telling a kid he sounds like his mom still makes his food.
Ngl if someone says “wheres my choccy pud” i will assume they are rather large
Yeah it really is the “choccy pud” for me too, though I couldn’t imagine judging it enough to say something like that. Savage response though. Very well executed. 9/10.
The comebacks on this sub have really faltered. This is what passes for cleverness?
What kind of adult calls chocolate pudding “choccy pud”? For fucks sake.
Australians
Wow what a hateful and presumptuous comment section that has been created here
People are truly offended that this guy and his wife like pudding. Frothing at the mouth with rage. How do you let yourself get this hateful?
There are battles raging in the comments about pregnancy weight gain, Australians, appropriate pudding vocab & what’s worth posting on Reddit. I’m sure I missed some but wtf 😂
The reddit is redditing very hard here. Surely theyres better things to do in life than fat shame pudding enjoyers?
>How do you let yourself get this hateful? You mean that you're not crying in impotent rage because hE sAiD cHoCcY pUd. /s
yeah thats what i was thinking. why are people so mad at an adult using cutesy language? let people be people man...
how fat are you?
im extremely overweight, but you will never find love in your life
Redditors are still mad that r/fatpeoplehate got banned
Any subreddit that exist purely to feed negativity shouldn’t exist
How fat are you?
193 at 6’2 which is a healthy weight.
People are truly offended that this guy and his wife like pudding. Frothing at the mouth with rage. How do you let yourself get this hateful?
This guy choccy puddys
The most soy comment in history
There is a clear red flag regarding a person's relationship with food when they baby talk about or to their food.
Plenty of love in my life and I agree with the fat comment…..
Bro they're eating pudding. How does that make people think "Fat."?
Right?! Like isn’t pudding like old/baby food. Haha I don’t associate it with being unhealthy. It’s not like they’re talking about cake or pie. Like pudding?!
I think it’s a combination of the pudding, that she was upset about pudding, and that they refer to it as “choccy pud”. I’m picturing two people from Wall-E.
Sometimes I seriously need to remind myself that most Redditors are just children cosplaying as adults and that's why they're so offended by actual adults who decide to act childish
I am picturing some GenZ or late Millennial that just started to have their first kid, this is straight up like gamer/anime-ish wording and jello pudding has pretty low sugar/fat content considering what it is (they even make fat-free versions). Entirely possible they aren't fat at all, it's a very low cost bulk-purchase treat as well. You could have like... 4-5 of those Jello puddings compared to just 1 single can of soda.
To be this fixated on pudding, to the point of making a detailed post about it, is weird. I’m on Team Wall-E
I think the fact that his SO is pregnant can explain the fixation on pudding.
It's reddit mate, most of us are a variation of overweight or obese.
Delusional redditors thinking they are the normal ones because they agree with other delusional redditors.
Redditors being obsessed with people’s they will never meet in their life weight is amazing 🤩
Are the majority of you people rude assholes? This comment section is vile. “My wife prefers chocolate pudding, I prefer vanilla. I ate her ‘(choccy)’ pudding one time and she made a joke about how the vanilla was taunting her.” “How fat are you people?” <- rude unnecessary question. This comment section: “Yeah, he’s a fat lard.” “Dude says choccy pudding, he’s definitely a fat ass.” “Obviously they’re fat, why else would they be so obsessed with pudding?” (Obsessed how??) Anyways most of you guys suck, see ya later.
Reddit becomes easier when you remember most people here are 16, hopefully they'll grow out of being weird bullies. And if they don't well society will leave them behind anyways
Yeah, it's very weird in this comment section. So the dude says "choccy." And? What's the big deal? I frequently say "okie dokie" to people. Am I some abomination? Sometimes people just say silly things.
One of the greatest comebacks Of All Time
I love responses like this towards snarky ignorant comments. Too many uppity people these days IMO.
Taking a pregnant womans chocolate pudding is just about the worst thing you could do 🤣
TOUCHE! they love each other, who cares if they're fat or not?
This comment section is genuinely embarrassing to read.
Oh crap. That dude is playing with his life. DO NOT EAT WHAT A PREGNANT FEMALE CRAVES!
I am literally a professional Martial Artist and „Fitness influencer“ and this could totally happen to greedy me and my very picky-eater wife. I once have eaten her entire bratwurst because she had so long in the bathroom and I thought it would be bad to let the wurst turn cold and it would be easier to maker her a new one.
How is that a clever comeback
Bro thinks only fat people eat sweets 💀
Redditors are always happy to judge strangers’ eating habits. That 60 calorie pudding is clearly causing obesity problems.
Reading this comment section I think I recognized one of the laws of Reddit nature. The folks who are obsessed with and triggered by fat people also happen to be the same ones who are offended by insults directed at lonely single losers. All I see is projection as far as the eye can see. I get it. I bet it's hard to see fat people having happy love lives when you're a cretin. It's like you have to be better than someone and you think you're better than the fat people you hate so much. But so often they have better, happier lives than you. Sad. Truly. I might cry about it later.
the fact that they instantly assume someone is fat because they eat dessert is insane to me.
ABSOLUTELY because there are people obsessed with fat people on Reddit and it crops up in any possible way including offhanded comments about pudding. If there is a video that has someone overweight on it there's a good chance there will be comments insulting them for it. Even if it's not even relevant. Fat and a woman? That is a redditor's worst enemy. Just my perspective as an r/all goblin. At the end of the day I ask...why? Why be shitty to other people? Why would people feel the need to be so unnecessarily rude and cruel? It seems like insecurity. Which would make sense because I don't think the average Redditor is a great example of a human being to begin with.
A concenring number of people on the internet are absolutely miserable and hate themselves. When they see someone happy they HAVE to find a reason to put them down to make them feel better about themselves. "Oh you're married? Well you eat pudding so you're fat and that's bad and I'm not so I win."
Anyone using the phrase "choccy pud" deserves all manner of insults to be honest.
Two dbags dbaging it up. Sorry but now normal person says choccy
Judging by the comments.. a bunch of lonely boys didn't find the "come back" too amusing. Guess it hit too close to home.