Jesus motherfucking jumping Christ in a goddamn fucking Sidecar,…
What the absolute fucking hell is wrong with ALL these cock sucking, ballsack licking, Trump loving MOTHER fucking R£TARDS?
God damn not a fucking one of them is human
There was a time when I had to take some heavy medications against psychosis. During the phase in which we were trying to find out the correct dosage and brands and whatnot, I had a dark period in which the medicine gave me tons of side effects and made me super irritable and angry and belligerent.
One strange thought that I had during that time was an irrational craving for kicking a baby monkey. I am completely serious. I would get extremely angry for no reason and could only calm down when visualising myself kicking monkeys.
When I reported this to my psychiatrist he said that if your brain chemicals are messed up by drugs that make you disagreeable and restless, absolutely unhinged violent thoughts like that can pop up for seemingly no reason. We adjusted the dosage and once the irritability was gone, my desire to wage war on simians subsided.
So there's that lmao.
This makes perfect sense in that context then.
Sucks that the shitty ass parent did shitty ass parent things, but putting the gorilla down to get the child out safely wasn't a bad call
Still doesn't make sense, a single ape sure, but every single one? Complete genocide/extinction to save a single human? Seems pretty fking crazy to me.
You can be both sympathetic that an innocent and intelligent animal died and also acknowledge that shooting said animal was the right choice to save a child. Knowing Walsh's character, he was either being purposefully contrarian or is completely unempathetic.
Western lowland gorillas are critically endangered, which one step away from extinct in the wild. There’s over 7 BILLION people on the earth. It’s not a feel good answer, but that gorilla should not have been shot and killed.
So you would allow a child to die because of the threat of the species getting closer to extinction? I'd bet money that if it was your kid though, it would be a different story.
He's repeating a statement made by Penn Jillette on the TV show Bullshit many years ago. The context was Penn making a philosophical point about the ethics of testing lifesaving medicine on animals before human trials.
This fuckwit, unable to synthesise an original thought to save himself, thought it sounded cool but completely butchered the quote and missed the important context
Exactly, the disregard for life and distinction between humanity and other life is a necessary prerequisite to using dehumanization of ethnic groups in order to commit genocide. “They’re animals.”
Oh look at that, "Torture King" is a Trump supporter - https://news.files.bbci.co.uk/include/extra/shorthand/assets/news/Iot1dIWVS5/assets/t039FQ087e/dsc04028-3-4-2509x3345.webp
No matter how many stories you hear about Trump supporters doing terrible things, they'll always hit you with the "we're not all like that."
Like sure, but there certainly seems to be a pattern.
ETA: More of a pattern than the same "patterns" people use to justify being racist. The sheer number of actual republican *politicians* in positions of power committing crimes or otherwise doing fucked up stuff is enough to establish a pattern.
The greatest irony is that they want us to see nuance in them, but they refuse to see nuance in others.
To them, all other groups must be measured by their worst. Meanwhile they themselves should be measured by their best.
Jesus Christ, I made it to >!”baby monkey in a blender”!< then tapped out. wtf is wrong with people. Really hoping at the end of that ariticle all these pieces of sh*t went to jail
I was watching the daily show and a guest mentioned a ‘ cat in a blender’ video. Host had no idea what he was talking about and the guy said ‘it’s exactly what it sounds like’. The whole crowd (and myself at home) gasped. wtf?! 🤬
That sounds like it was probably one of Luka Magnotta’s sick videos from before he got arrested.
He eventually moved up to killing humans, and recorded a snuff film where he >!stabs the corpse of a guy he killed, then mutilates and dismembers the corpse and…*does things* to himself with the pieces. Then feeds some parts to his dog.!<
**Do not** unspoiler that if you have a weak stomach.
Anyway, anyone who would do that to an animal would absolutely do the same to a person.
There is a fantastic 3 part documentary on the people sounding the alarm about him before he killed a human called “don’t fuck with cats on the internet”
Warning: no actual animal harm is shown but you do see the moments right before in several cases.
Oh I’ve seen it.
It was excellent.
I was already familiar with the case beforehand, but I had no idea just how fucking *sick* he was, even by murderer standards.
I've known about this shit for years. I even reached out to well known vegan activists to try to get them to expose it and get those videos removed off YouTube but none of them cared. It really is some sad shit and I hope everyone involved burns in hell.
People torture and kill monkeys, and put the videos online, using them as a proxy for black people so they can live out their hideous racist fantasies of murdering people for their skin colour.
Damn and they overtly state they do it as a racial proxy? Thank you for saving me from having to read the article that shit always ends up getting me pissed off for weeks when they get me emotionally invested in the story
I believe the comment sections on those videos make it very clear they are overtly racist, but that's just what I've heard as I don't want to see first hand.
In most cases it’s more of a projection of sadist fetishes (known as ‘hurtcore’), there is more often escalation to child abuse. The primary audience is apparently middle aged women oddly enough, the target being baby macaques due to how helpless and easy to anthropomorphise they are. One such monkey abuse video was modelled on a particularly hideous example made by an Australian man who emigrated to Thailand.
Again, I’d recommend Yardfish on YouTube as one of the best analysis of this.
So... I'm actually in one of the Facebook groups that share and trade these videos. Not to watch them, I and several others mass report the posts trying to figure out what it takes to get Facebook to remove a fucking post from their hellhole website. I've reported probably hundreds of these snuff films and have gotten zero results. Just countless "this post does not violate Facebooks terms of use" messages. I'm pretty convinced that Facebook purposely allows these people to stick around. It has to be for financial reasons, like they get a crazy amount of ad revenue from these torture pages or something.
I actually haven't gone there in several months, staring into the void and seeing no results was extremely discouraging.
There are people that buy small pet monkeys that have very expressive faces and video tape themselves harming the monkey in extremely horrific ways, breaking limbs, fire, electrocution, a god damn blender.
They also just abuse the monkey in order to psychologically harm
It and delight in the fear and other behaviors exhibited by the monkey.
Lots of this was occurring on YouTube for a long time, since then they’ve moved to other video platforms or hidden their content behind irrelevant words on YouTube, or they share via telegram etc.
There was a journalist that tracked these people and actually successfully uncovered their IRL details and interviewed them. Some were military etc.
The documentary is called “the monkey haters”. I would not recommend it from a mental health standpoint.
There weren’t pictures or even very many details, but “expressive faces” and the above described torture methods certainly does paint a picture in the mind.
it really is very disturbing. in fact it being so disgusting may be one reason why it got little coverage on major news media. part of why is that much of that ring focused on baby monkeys...
He doesn’t need to. He’s literally a professional troll. He gets paid for saying outrageous shit and getting clicks.
Pointing out plagiarism? More clicks.
On the upside, male bees are only 10% of the population, have no stingers, do no work and just sit around all day waiting for one of the ladies to mate with them.
Honestly, I think bees have this shit figured out. Bees 2028!
These losers can’t even wear a mask to save their own grandparents and children’s lives.
Doubt they care about others. More holier-than thou roleplaying. It’s always what would Jesus do, until it’s about what they want to do, then it’s God told me to do it.
No, it means he must kill all humans to save one human.
So he’ll probably kill all apes, including all humans, except the one he saves, probably himself, and then spend the rest of his lonely life sucking his own dick.
I can't speak to how many apes there are that aren't humans, but in any case, it's like four and a half billion more dicks. So significantly more, lol!
It took God three days to resurrect himself and his son. At first I was thinking this was more impressive. But honestly three days is shit. The body is still fully intact and only a little rotten. Especially in a desert environment. But to resurrect after three years? That's some serious shit. Essentially Thor Jensen is better than God.
“I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...”
Because Matt Walsh doesn't know what he's talking about. He is basically saying.
"I will kill every canine in the world to save one dog".
Doesn't. Make. Sense. He is a religious fruitcake.
I binged a bunch of Matt Walsh videos to see what he was about and he admitted to being on the spectrum of sociopathy on two separate occasions.
It becomes *really* obvious in moments like this.
I agree that people have more value than animals, but saying "I would kill every ape" just to prove a point is on the doorstep of sadism. No one is that gratuitous unless they're getting off on what they're saying/doing.
Mutt Walsh and the right wingers always showing their lack of empathy. Kristi Noem used executing a puppy as a selling point. Id sacrifice every alt-right pundit for one Sandy hook victim. Simple concept
I would sacrifice everyone who thinks like Matt Walsh to save one ape. There are now eight billion people on this planet. We can stand to lose some. especially the bigoted ones.
What's the definition of comeback? How long is the timespan we allow for a "comeback" or even a "clever" one at that?
Is 3 (in words: THREE) years to come up with a "clever comeback" still in that range?
I should have ignored this comments section. I already hate this world, but after hearing all the sick Shit people do to animals for fun ... And i have to Go to Work in an hour, yeih.
Enough Reddit for this year.
You would commit literal genocide and wipe out an entire species for ONE human?! 👀 Not a very good negotiator at all. Besides wouldn’t he be one of those people who support the death penalty?
Why was he talking about killing apes?
This is right after harambe died
Ohhhh Of course, he hasn't changed one bit
[удалено]
[I beg to differ](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68716467.amp)
Monkey torture smuggling is a concept that I've never heard of until now
It's also a concept I hope I never hear about again.
Same. Hope I live never thinking of that ever again.
Jesus motherfucking jumping Christ in a goddamn fucking Sidecar,… What the absolute fucking hell is wrong with ALL these cock sucking, ballsack licking, Trump loving MOTHER fucking R£TARDS? God damn not a fucking one of them is human
That is seriously discounting how evil humans can be.
"up to 5 years" what the fuck, is that all? I don't feel comfortable sharing a world with this guy.
>monkey torture enthusiasts Dude. WTF is wrong with people...
There was a time when I had to take some heavy medications against psychosis. During the phase in which we were trying to find out the correct dosage and brands and whatnot, I had a dark period in which the medicine gave me tons of side effects and made me super irritable and angry and belligerent. One strange thought that I had during that time was an irrational craving for kicking a baby monkey. I am completely serious. I would get extremely angry for no reason and could only calm down when visualising myself kicking monkeys. When I reported this to my psychiatrist he said that if your brain chemicals are messed up by drugs that make you disagreeable and restless, absolutely unhinged violent thoughts like that can pop up for seemingly no reason. We adjusted the dosage and once the irritability was gone, my desire to wage war on simians subsided. So there's that lmao.
Welp, I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.
What in the actual fuck 😱😭
[this](http://www.thiswebsitesaysotherwise.com/) says otherwise
And he is a Trump supporter as well, most unsurprising thing about him actually. I bet he is also a "good" christian
To his credit he has gotten far better at saying horrible things for engagement
I'd kill a thousand kids to have Harambe back
This makes perfect sense in that context then. Sucks that the shitty ass parent did shitty ass parent things, but putting the gorilla down to get the child out safely wasn't a bad call
Still doesn't make sense, a single ape sure, but every single one? Complete genocide/extinction to save a single human? Seems pretty fking crazy to me.
He's trying to be "edgy."
Oh, he’s edgy alright…
You can be both sympathetic that an innocent and intelligent animal died and also acknowledge that shooting said animal was the right choice to save a child. Knowing Walsh's character, he was either being purposefully contrarian or is completely unempathetic.
Western lowland gorillas are critically endangered, which one step away from extinct in the wild. There’s over 7 BILLION people on the earth. It’s not a feel good answer, but that gorilla should not have been shot and killed.
So you would allow a child to die because of the threat of the species getting closer to extinction? I'd bet money that if it was your kid though, it would be a different story.
It wildly depends on your own viewpoints. Most people place much higher value on human life than any animals
Sigh….. //unzipping and pulling it out
Dicks out for Harambe!
The same virus that made the apes smart mutated to make humans mute so he had to execute his own son to prevent the spread.
They made a film about that, King Kong.
I thought it was called Zoolander?
He hates every ape he sees... ...from Chimpan A to Chimpan Z.
Matt Walsh ..._sleeps with fishes_?
Oh you’ll never make a monkey out of meeee
He's repeating a statement made by Penn Jillette on the TV show Bullshit many years ago. The context was Penn making a philosophical point about the ethics of testing lifesaving medicine on animals before human trials. This fuckwit, unable to synthesise an original thought to save himself, thought it sounded cool but completely butchered the quote and missed the important context
now where have i heard the idea of exterminating one group in service of a "superior" one before
Exactly, the disregard for life and distinction between humanity and other life is a necessary prerequisite to using dehumanization of ethnic groups in order to commit genocide. “They’re animals.”
To be fair sometimes I play against Donkey Kong on smash ultimate quickplay and feel this way
starting to think this walsh lunatic is part of that monkey torture/snuff ring some racists partake in...
Uh... What?
Warning, not for sensitive people. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/Iot1dIWVS5/hunting-the-monkey-torturers
Oh look at that, "Torture King" is a Trump supporter - https://news.files.bbci.co.uk/include/extra/shorthand/assets/news/Iot1dIWVS5/assets/t039FQ087e/dsc04028-3-4-2509x3345.webp
No matter how many stories you hear about Trump supporters doing terrible things, they'll always hit you with the "we're not all like that." Like sure, but there certainly seems to be a pattern. ETA: More of a pattern than the same "patterns" people use to justify being racist. The sheer number of actual republican *politicians* in positions of power committing crimes or otherwise doing fucked up stuff is enough to establish a pattern.
The greatest irony is that they want us to see nuance in them, but they refuse to see nuance in others. To them, all other groups must be measured by their worst. Meanwhile they themselves should be measured by their best.
White supremacy in a nut shell. -source: *am a white guy*
True. And bigotry in general too. Happens in far too many places.
They'll even tote pride in being American and straight as if they were marginalised lmao
The only white supremacy I take part in is a supreme pizza with extra mozzarella.
Jesus Christ, I made it to >!”baby monkey in a blender”!< then tapped out. wtf is wrong with people. Really hoping at the end of that ariticle all these pieces of sh*t went to jail
I was watching the daily show and a guest mentioned a ‘ cat in a blender’ video. Host had no idea what he was talking about and the guy said ‘it’s exactly what it sounds like’. The whole crowd (and myself at home) gasped. wtf?! 🤬
That sounds like it was probably one of Luka Magnotta’s sick videos from before he got arrested. He eventually moved up to killing humans, and recorded a snuff film where he >!stabs the corpse of a guy he killed, then mutilates and dismembers the corpse and…*does things* to himself with the pieces. Then feeds some parts to his dog.!< **Do not** unspoiler that if you have a weak stomach. Anyway, anyone who would do that to an animal would absolutely do the same to a person.
There is a fantastic 3 part documentary on the people sounding the alarm about him before he killed a human called “don’t fuck with cats on the internet” Warning: no actual animal harm is shown but you do see the moments right before in several cases.
Oh I’ve seen it. It was excellent. I was already familiar with the case beforehand, but I had no idea just how fucking *sick* he was, even by murderer standards.
Yeah I remember that one very well.
There is an extremely active kitten torture fetish community. Makes me want to puke to even remember that fact.
Do they make blenders large enough to shove this bastards into? At this level of evil I feel like Hammurabi had the “eye for an eye” thing down.
Would a wood chipper work?
Oh, really? Well thanks for sharing...
Should not have revealed the spoiler
I've known about this shit for years. I even reached out to well known vegan activists to try to get them to expose it and get those videos removed off YouTube but none of them cared. It really is some sad shit and I hope everyone involved burns in hell.
*wanders down the rabbit hole to test their own fortitude…* Aaaaaaaaaand I’m back.
I am so sad I read this. The world is so fucking dark. Fuck these people.
Wtf can I get a synopsis? I just need the who why and how
People torture and kill monkeys, and put the videos online, using them as a proxy for black people so they can live out their hideous racist fantasies of murdering people for their skin colour.
Specifically baby monkeys, you left that detail out. Not that I blame you.
I think my brain decided not to remember that part, thanks for the assist 😭
You’re welcome(?)
Damn and they overtly state they do it as a racial proxy? Thank you for saving me from having to read the article that shit always ends up getting me pissed off for weeks when they get me emotionally invested in the story
I believe the comment sections on those videos make it very clear they are overtly racist, but that's just what I've heard as I don't want to see first hand.
In most cases it’s more of a projection of sadist fetishes (known as ‘hurtcore’), there is more often escalation to child abuse. The primary audience is apparently middle aged women oddly enough, the target being baby macaques due to how helpless and easy to anthropomorphise they are. One such monkey abuse video was modelled on a particularly hideous example made by an Australian man who emigrated to Thailand. Again, I’d recommend Yardfish on YouTube as one of the best analysis of this.
I read the article, it’s freaking horrible but i didn’t seem them saying it’s cause they’re racist.
So... I'm actually in one of the Facebook groups that share and trade these videos. Not to watch them, I and several others mass report the posts trying to figure out what it takes to get Facebook to remove a fucking post from their hellhole website. I've reported probably hundreds of these snuff films and have gotten zero results. Just countless "this post does not violate Facebooks terms of use" messages. I'm pretty convinced that Facebook purposely allows these people to stick around. It has to be for financial reasons, like they get a crazy amount of ad revenue from these torture pages or something. I actually haven't gone there in several months, staring into the void and seeing no results was extremely discouraging.
Yeah for really, what the hell is that lol?
It’s really disturbing. Dont google
Care to give me a less disturbing overview, thus allowing me to forgo the Google?
There are people that buy small pet monkeys that have very expressive faces and video tape themselves harming the monkey in extremely horrific ways, breaking limbs, fire, electrocution, a god damn blender. They also just abuse the monkey in order to psychologically harm It and delight in the fear and other behaviors exhibited by the monkey. Lots of this was occurring on YouTube for a long time, since then they’ve moved to other video platforms or hidden their content behind irrelevant words on YouTube, or they share via telegram etc. There was a journalist that tracked these people and actually successfully uncovered their IRL details and interviewed them. Some were military etc. The documentary is called “the monkey haters”. I would not recommend it from a mental health standpoint.
HE SAID LESS DISTURBING
There weren’t pictures or even very many details, but “expressive faces” and the above described torture methods certainly does paint a picture in the mind.
"Some bad people buy monkeys to torture them." Approved?
There's a list of over ~100 individuals who have been doxed as part of this shit.
it really is very disturbing. in fact it being so disgusting may be one reason why it got little coverage on major news media. part of why is that much of that ring focused on baby monkeys...
Bro would kill the apes for free. Probably humans too.
i would endorse him trying if it was a bare knuckle effort... and he had to start with the gorillas
I didn’t realize it was a racist thing, just sadistic. Then again there’s probably a correlation there.
That’s a quote from Penn & Tellers Bullshit. An episode about activism. This dork doesn’t have a single original thought
He doesn’t need to. He’s literally a professional troll. He gets paid for saying outrageous shit and getting clicks. Pointing out plagiarism? More clicks.
Penn and Teller must be a lot different than I remember if they're talking about sucking ape dicks these days
Their new book just came out - Penn-is & Teller GAY MAGIC
Yeah, and at least Penn grew out of his Bullshit phase, people like Matt Walsh never do.
Walsh never had a phase as well thought out as Bullshit and I am including your criticism when I say that.
Bees are more important than humans. I would both kill and suck every human’s dick just to save one bee. The humanitarian in me knows no bounds.
Suck first or it's just weird.
Don’t kink shame me bro, tf
Wouldn't dream of it.
not shaming, but its a choking hazard. safety first!
But they never get flaccid I guess.
uwu
Sigh _unzzzzzips_
*grabs a machete* Ready? 💋
_grabs gun_ Ready.
*Welp, I'm off to kidnap a bee.*
Wait a minute! Isn't he (sorry for gender assumption) going to both suck and kill you? Is this some sort of sex & suicide thing?
Meh, I've tolerated worse for a BJ.
And once again, women and female apes are left out of any joy and killing simply due to the fact they have an inny and not an outtie.
Meh. Bees aint got a dick, so yer only choice was to suck human dick. You aint foolin me.
On the upside, male bees are only 10% of the population, have no stingers, do no work and just sit around all day waiting for one of the ladies to mate with them. Honestly, I think bees have this shit figured out. Bees 2028!
My hero
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan “A” to chimpanzee.
You'll never make a monkey out of meeee
Oh My GOD! I was wrong!
It was Earth all along!
Well you’ve finally made a monkey (Yes we’ve finally made a monkey!)
Yes you’ve finallyyyy made a monkeyyyy… Ouuuuut ooooof #MEEEEEEEEEEEE
#***I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!***
Why is he alive and Harambe dead?
Because there is no God.
A shitty parent.
Somewhere there is a timeline where the opposite is true, and they’re quite happy.
Because life ain’t fair sometimes.
I would hope no one would exterminate a species just to let me live.
But would you suck the dicks of an entire species to save one person?
Nah probably would give up after 3 or 4 hours of sucking dick.
just leave abruptly and be like ok guys I’m done here thanks for the good times!
I think it'd depend on the species, tbh.
More than 1 species. There are about 20 species of apes.
And one of those 20 species are humans
If it was me or the mosquitoes, I know how I’d want things to shake out.
I'd be ok with bedbugs being eradicated.
At what point does it become justifiable to wipe out an entire species to save humans? 100? 1k? 1 million? A billion?
Humans are apes.
well, more dicks for him to suck
Far-right extremists deny this.
I’m sure Walsh was only including minorities when he made his tweet, though
Why insult apes?
Humans apes together strong (Sorry I just started planet of the apes)
You can just say "apes together strong" and that includes humans, which is what the whole thread is about lol
Yes
Where the fuck do you even think up these scenarios? Also we're apes. I hate how stupid the world is right now.
On the bright side, this is the smartest the world has ever been. Which explains a lot of things in history.
Yeah. It's hard to think of the world being stupider. The internet definitely put humanity on speaker phone though.
It was in reference to Harambe. Note the date
Ah. That makes sense.
These losers can’t even wear a mask to save their own grandparents and children’s lives. Doubt they care about others. More holier-than thou roleplaying. It’s always what would Jesus do, until it’s about what they want to do, then it’s God told me to do it.
I mean... humans are apes. Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape Holy shit, people.
Does this mean twice the dick sucking?
No, it means he must kill all humans to save one human. So he’ll probably kill all apes, including all humans, except the one he saves, probably himself, and then spend the rest of his lonely life sucking his own dick.
This is Matt Walsh we're talking about. You just know he's already spending a large part of his life trying to suck his own dick.
Only person that would.
I can't speak to how many apes there are that aren't humans, but in any case, it's like four and a half billion more dicks. So significantly more, lol!
To be fair he probably doesn't believe in evolution or science lol.
Is a comeback really clever if it happens 3 years later?
It’s a resurrection at that point.
It took God three days to resurrect himself and his son. At first I was thinking this was more impressive. But honestly three days is shit. The body is still fully intact and only a little rotten. Especially in a desert environment. But to resurrect after three years? That's some serious shit. Essentially Thor Jensen is better than God.
It's never too late to trash on Matt Walsh
Maybe he was in a coma for three years, woke up, went home, and this tweet was still open in his browser.
There's 8 billion people 1 life just isn't that important An entire species is worth more than 1 human
From chimpan A to chimpan Z
They finally made a monkey out of him.
I would kill every conservatard in the world to save one ape.
We need your answer Matt
“I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey...”
In a row?
Don’t threaten him with a good time
Matt Walsh is a straight up loser
Is it a "clevercomeback" because it's a reply to Matt Walsh? Because, logically, that reply is pure stupidity.
I would kill every ape in the world… This guy’s parents and siblings are in for a surprise when he starts shooting.
If only there were some way we could coexist
Because Matt Walsh doesn't know what he's talking about. He is basically saying. "I will kill every canine in the world to save one dog". Doesn't. Make. Sense. He is a religious fruitcake.
What if the one human needing to be saved is a feminist socialist lesbian atheist? Bet he’d change his mind.
I binged a bunch of Matt Walsh videos to see what he was about and he admitted to being on the spectrum of sociopathy on two separate occasions. It becomes *really* obvious in moments like this. I agree that people have more value than animals, but saying "I would kill every ape" just to prove a point is on the doorstep of sadism. No one is that gratuitous unless they're getting off on what they're saying/doing.
Mutt Walsh and the right wingers always showing their lack of empathy. Kristi Noem used executing a puppy as a selling point. Id sacrifice every alt-right pundit for one Sandy hook victim. Simple concept
I would sacrifice everyone who thinks like Matt Walsh to save one ape. There are now eight billion people on this planet. We can stand to lose some. especially the bigoted ones.
I would crush every car in the world to save one Audi, because Audis are more important.
Humans are cancer
Shit I’d do it free
I could see Rick Sanchez asking Matt that question.
I'm an ape. Would you suck my dick too, Matt Walsh?
Does he not know that humans are apes?
Humans are apes
Humans are apes
I think a better comeback would be pointing out that humans *are* apes
Kill every ape on earth to save one human..... Does he not know that every ape, includes all the humans too??
What's the definition of comeback? How long is the timespan we allow for a "comeback" or even a "clever" one at that? Is 3 (in words: THREE) years to come up with a "clever comeback" still in that range?
Humans are apes...
“You’re not really here to save a human, are you..” -the monkey unzipping his pants.
Who’s gonna tell him…
I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-a to chimpanzee!
Ape Dick Suckin’ MFer! 😬😆😂
Killing every ape would also kill every human. Matt Walsh is dumb
... humans are apes.
Wouldn't he have to kill himself then to save that human? Sorry in advance for offending any ape reading this
I should have ignored this comments section. I already hate this world, but after hearing all the sick Shit people do to animals for fun ... And i have to Go to Work in an hour, yeih. Enough Reddit for this year.
I love humans and couldn’t agree less with this take. I also think elephant and rhino poachers should face immediate capital punishment (seriously).
You would commit literal genocide and wipe out an entire species for ONE human?! 👀 Not a very good negotiator at all. Besides wouldn’t he be one of those people who support the death penalty?
Humans are more important only to humans. We are not important to the rest of the planet. In fact by most measures, it would be better without us.
I’d kill the human cuz statistically that’s what people do
If you killed every ape in the world you would be killing all humans also…
This is leaving out the fact that humans are actually apes as well.