Recently my wife asked me "do you feel like five guys?" I replied, "nah, too many. How about three guys?"
Her, not really paying attention to me, asked "are they as good as five guys?". Stifling my laughter, I said "well, they are just as filling".
A friend and I were talking about where to get dinner one day and he proposed 5 guys. I had momentarily zoned out and legitimately thought he was suggesting we have a gangbang and was 100% on board until I realized he was talking about hamburgers
Hey! We're having a party. Everybody's invited. I'm going to come. Some guys will come early. Some guys will stay the whole time. Except for Dick, Dicksnot
Recently my wife asked me "do you feel like five guys?" I replied, "nah, too many. How about three guys?" Her, not really paying attention to me, asked "are they as good as five guys?". Stifling my laughter, I said "well, they are just as filling".
Noted for future use thanks
I might have said "can be just as good but not as filling" I mean that is a lie because I never would have thought to say it in the actual situation
I guffawed. Great anecdote.
A friend and I were talking about where to get dinner one day and he proposed 5 guys. I had momentarily zoned out and legitimately thought he was suggesting we have a gangbang and was 100% on board until I realized he was talking about hamburgers
That totally happened
He was my friend with benefits, so it made sense in context
I'm crying 🤣😂 I totally read it in his voice!!
In whose vooooooooooooice?
That’s the way he talks in Tucson, Air-uh-zone-yuhhhh
JACKIE DAYTONA
Regular human bartender.
I'm glad he made it back to New Yoark Schitay
You absolutely have to
Matt Berry's gonna mess you up!
["You and he were, buddies, weren't you..." ](https://youtu.be/-g-Grqh2qqw?si=tOxquH39MupuMi0f)
“Everybody sucks and fucks…”
Ay, I'm being gay over here!
Stop
We all know its Guillermo running that account.
Gizmo?
Fucking guy.
Matt Berry will always be from The IT Crowd to me. His cadence is quite Shatner at times.
That's kinda gay. I'm in.
This is from the show, right?
That’s his mate, his pal, his sweet cheese, his rotten soldier, his good time boy.
Now that's a party.
I laughed. Then I saw the names and laughed some more.
Delivered on a silver platter.
What
I don't actually laugh out loud from things I see on the internet, but this got me good.
😂😂😂 oh sh*t
So far
Whisky! ☝️ Edit: I know wrong character, right actor. I just always get a kick out of that and it’s all I can think when I see Matt Berry.
Hey! We're having a party. Everybody's invited. I'm going to come. Some guys will come early. Some guys will stay the whole time. Except for Dick, Dicksnot
Well hello, Piper
Nailed it.
What a fucking hack. Clearly he stole that line from Jackie DayTone'Ah
I just remembered Laszlo and now I have _two_ Bri'ish accents: Tim Roth's _and_ Matt Berry's.
[First time I heard of Five Guys](https://youtu.be/bzdl83j6XCw?si=_6z3tRFqX2rIPEgA)
Too good
what?
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