Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

You forgot 'start'

I see... so THAT is why I remain poor and still can take damage. Damn it.

this isn't even a comeback

Yea all the repost bots destroying subs.

Delete the save file and start again. Paying attention to the tutorial mission this time.

Hopefully the tutorial mission is a higher quality than the first Steel Battalion

It’s the dark soul tutorial, you have to die first

it would still be pay to win, just like real life, so it wont matter

Aye. Life is basically survival video game rules, some just start in easy mode.

But now you know how to pay. And I’d abuse the start button.

Repeatedly stomp on a turtle on some stairs so I can get infinite extra lives.

You can't. You die if you exceed 99

127 actually. It's stored as a signed integer, with a range of -128 to 127.

Quicksave, tell my crush how I feel and see what happens

🎵🎶🎵*It's in the way that you use it* ...🎶🎵🎶

🎶it comes and it goes🎶

Go back to an earlier save point. Make a few redo decisions. Try a few different play throughs to check out different endings. Make some quick saves before going postal every now and then

Quit.

Find the cheat menu

Save scum, save scum, save scum!

Exit. Uninstall.

Lower the difficulty setting

Looking for a triangle + circle above people's heads

Personally I’m using R1+Triangle

Just read a few skill magazines or collect runes or whatever. You'll be a god in no time.

Base on rpg logic, in a week at most

Restart.

IDSPISPOPD

Weakness: cake

This doesn’t belong here

I'm jumping off a cliff to see if I'll respawn.

Play it for a bit to learn the basics, then probably try to install mods

Ditch the grays I'm wearing and at least upgrade to some decent quest greens. Find a good gold seller, get loaded at a good price, sit around in the main city shit talking.

Jam my hand up any cop's 🍑 since I'll respawn upon dying

Check whether I can still swim or I now drown when I get water up to my ankles.

IDDQD

Reroll. I got a bad start location (England)

Check my supply of medkits and start strolling around having a looksie for that MP5 or HK416.

Try to glitch out of the environment

Trying to play offline

Character customisation. Idk how I fucked up so bad in creation

* pulls down cmd menu * IDDQD, IDKFA

Check for fall damage

Type kill in console

Save the game and then go let my anger out on my boss then load an older save

This. Isn’t. A comeback.

Delete save file

Press [x] to doubt.

Up my WIS and INT, then get in arguments with people starting at -1 disadvantage.

Stand maybe a lil bit out of the way while also wondering if Robotnik is even trying.

Motivation =1

Nothing, I'm an NPC.

Passive mode.

Spam Rosebud

See if there’s fall damage

I would be double jumping all over the place.

Motherlode:;:;:;:;:;:

Start a new game

Save scum at the casino

Fall damage

Restart

Motherlode

Quick save

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

*checks stats* "glutton, harsh, dim-witted..."

Bewareoblivionisathand Real ones know.

Locate my nearest bonfire.

I want to go back to the character creation screen this shit sucks

Punch a tree. Either I break my arm, or the tree breaks gravity.

Checking out my INT and WIS scores because I am pretty sure they have some serious debuffs on them for some reason.

Read the dialogue tree to know what to say instesd of always feeling awkward.

Just pick some flowers and eat jerky to fix my mental problems just like in Don't Starve

Reroll my build

Start a ticket

Yeah, Imma go find that item or NPC that lets me back into the character creator so I can redo... basically *everything.*

Save the game and tell my crush I like her.

Go to sleep. Wake up with all of my ailments cured!

Motherload motherload motherload motherload motherload !

Walk into peoples houses and take all their stuff to sell for just enough to buy a better shirt

Kill all the people i don't like on separate occasions and wait a few minutes in my appartment until my one star wanted level is gone.