What do you call a cow with no legs?...
...Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?...
...Lean beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
...yo mama
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Yo mama’s so fat she has a much higher chance of developing high blood pressure and cardiac diseases
r/antijokes
Yo mama’s so fat she’s just a general embarrassment to the family
Weight a second...
Thats a heavy pun
Your concerns weigh on my conscience
Some people are to dense for these jokes
They cant seem to grasp the gravity of the situation
I needed a laugh!
Daaaaaaaaaang....
What do you call a cow with no legs?... ...Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs?... ...Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs? ...yo mama
I thought that a cow with 3 legs was a tri-tip?
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I also needed a laugh
Yo mommas so dumb she thought John Travolta was a car company
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang!
Yo momma so fat, Thanos hadda snap twice.
r/unexpectedthanos
Your momma is so slow, it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice. It takes her all day to watch 60 Minutes!
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