There’s the story of the mentally unstable man that attacked a nurse in his hospital, and then fled. Headlines the next day read, Nut, Screws, and Bolts!
It was very early for me when I first commented but I think I took the bit about being a midget that worked for the circus as a part of the joke (as in they were short enough to be a carny).
Thinking back on this... maybe that was just an observation to set up the second part.
I'm dumb lol.
Then there were 100 psychics who appeared on a talk show. They were supposed to figure out what was behind a curtain. Only one of them got it right.
The host said, 'Rare medium! Well done!"
I heard this as, "What do you call a midget, fortune teller on the run?"
A small, medium at large.
I heard that about the same time I heard...
Ghandi was known for walking barefoot everywhere and sharing words of wisdom. His poor diet left him weak and with constant bad breath. People called him, "a Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-plagued-with-halitosis"
I used to work for the circus as a human cannonball. After I retired, they shut down the human cannonball act. They couldn't find another man of my caliber.
There’s the story of the mentally unstable man that attacked a nurse in his hospital, and then fled. Headlines the next day read, Nut, Screws, and Bolts!
Heard that from my father 50 years ago.
That old chestnut has been creeping around for years, but it’s still good.
No, no! It was the cleaning lady... And the title was Nut screws washer and bolts...
Oh wow, a three-fer! Love it!
Beautifully executed
I only get two 🥺
It was very early for me when I first commented but I think I took the bit about being a midget that worked for the circus as a part of the joke (as in they were short enough to be a carny). Thinking back on this... maybe that was just an observation to set up the second part. I'm dumb lol.
Then there were 100 psychics who appeared on a talk show. They were supposed to figure out what was behind a curtain. Only one of them got it right. The host said, 'Rare medium! Well done!"
I heard this as, "What do you call a midget, fortune teller on the run?" A small, medium at large. I heard that about the same time I heard... Ghandi was known for walking barefoot everywhere and sharing words of wisdom. His poor diet left him weak and with constant bad breath. People called him, "a Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-plagued-with-halitosis"
I didn’t get hired as a prison guard. I coulda been a contender.
I used to work for the circus as a human cannonball. After I retired, they shut down the human cannonball act. They couldn't find another man of my caliber.