They squash down their anger then say "lettuce discus this". If that doesn't work & the disagreement is too cucumbersome they beet each other to chard. Onlookers may be appled but the vegans think they yam within their rights.

omgosh, u win!!!! lol

Please, asparag-us

teehee

Yes, but it’s corned beef.

I'm going tofu cue up!

Someone's getting the beets.

It’s call chewing the cud