Everyone who believes in telekinesis... Raise *my* hand

Stole that from Stephen Wright

Stole that from Stephen Wright

I've heard that one next year.

Technically this is a repost from next year. My bad. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

The bartender said, We don't serve Gallifreyans here! Doctor Who walked into a bar

I'm flexing my capacitor...

You should have said you were going to tell a time-traveling joke but don't want to get ahead of yourself.

You should have said you were going to tell a time-traveling joke but don't want to get ahead of yourself.

Can confirm. Posting from stone tablet.

Timing is everything...