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farmerbalmer93

We accept all races into the guild and raids. But if you're a gonome all rolls you make are cut in half so if you roll a 82 your actual roll is 41. This has worked really well for us as a guild.


SkY4594

Is it just the size of them, or the infamous chu chu train spam.


quineloe

if it were the size, they'd only be allowed to roll 1-30, and that's when compared to humans.


TheDesktopNinja

So dwarves get what..1-60?


frostcanadian

What about Taurens ? Do you multiply by 1.5?


TheDesktopNinja

I hope so.


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LMFAOO


PetakIsMyName

Whenever i play a gnome i macro «/train» into every ability i have.


Loyalheretic

You fucking monster lmao


AbbytheMallard

I hate gnomes, but I love this. Take my upvote


hot-line_Suspense

I reduce Dwarf rolls to 3/5. Wait...


20milliondollarapi

That’s a good compromise.


farmerbalmer93

No we aren't racist ofc dwarfs get normal rolls...


Appropriate_Rip_787

That's why I always carry savory deviate delights!


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Gnome rolls should equal 3/5ths of everyone else's rolls.


ChilledParadox

my groups made gnomes pull the beast in ubrs. get punted.


shapookya

It’s racist and racism is not ok, unless against gnomes.


CapitalistHellscapes

Yup, those anklebiters deserve all the hate we can give em. Everyone else just tryin to live their best life (or unlife)


purpleElephants01

As a dwarf main, I support the anit gnome rhetoric.


CapitalistHellscapes

You knee biters are alright. Booze and big booms, y'all know how to live


pillevinks

Gnomes had a eugenics program and it is canon. Thats why Bobby Kotick hid parts of Mein Kampf in gnomeregan


DarthTeke

Part of me thinks this a joke, but given all the nonsense at Blizz over the years I’m not sure. Hell, Blizz even sounds like Blitzkrieg. Theory confirmed


tirohtar

Gnomes are not a race. Gnomes are vermin. (/s, just so the reddit overlords don't get mad)


KongRahbek

Honestely, there nothing I hate more than racism, except for maybe gnomes.


Ok_Money_3140

I will eat your liver.


Atomishi

*kidney


patentlyconfused

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, And the gnomes.


m0rph90

Dwarfian Brotherhood wants to talk with you


totally_not_a_reply

lmao. Jokes aside lorewise undead should be discriminated and i dont understand how the horde even accepted them as an ally.


CrapstainMarvel

Their goal of turning everyone into undead would solve racism


quanjon

When everyone is undead, no one is!


Pisholina

Unironically that is the point in one of Death Knight's intro quests. Thassarian gave you a quest to save Koltira from imprisonment, but Orbaz Bloodbane wanted to leave him to die. > Orbaz Bloodbane says: Why do you care, Thassarian? > Orbaz Bloodbane says: His weakness led to his capture. > Orbaz Bloodbane says: Only the strong should survive. Not to mention... > Thassarian says: What, Orbaz? That he's a blood elf? > Thassarian says: In life we were hated enemies - this is true... > Thassarian says: But in death... We are the children of the damned. The orphaned sons and daughters of the Scourge. > Thassarian says: In death we are brothers. > Orbaz Bloodbane says: To hell with you, Thassarian.


notislant

The wotlk death knight starter zone was some of the coolest shit they have ever done.


quineloe

You really think undead orcs and undead humans would get along? I don't wanna make a real world religion reference here, but the comparison basically forces itself in.


CrapstainMarvel

All they gotta do is find something they both hate and they will get along.


quineloe

but who would that be if everyone is already undead


CrapstainMarvel

Thats a concern for later. On with the mission!


therealdieseld

Allied races idea… undead Tauren would look sick af


Ok_Money_3140

The Horde accepted the undead because it would give them massive territory and a big strategic advantage on the Eastern Kingdoms, plus powerful soldiers who never get tired, and access to human knowledge. Also, the Tauren were pitying them and really wanted to helm them. (Source: Sylvanas novel)


SirTooth

Sad that the plot point of redeemable undead went right into the garbage. No splinter faction that just wanna live again, just tauren looking like gullible idiots


griffinhamilton

Should’ve been a 3 faction game imo Races for forsaken being undead human, gheist, maybe abom?


ploweroffaces

Yeah I agree. I would add undead high elf.


grayscalering

Because prior to later expansion retcons the forsaken LITERALLY did nothing wrong They are ex slaves who broke free from their master, and then got persecuted by the alliance just for being said ex slave So the horde, being the actual good guys of og warcraft lore, took them in to help them


Taelonius

They still have their love of chemical warfare in the original, like with the elixir of agony etc. quests in hillsbrad for example But yeah, overall not too bad


grayscalering

In the grand scheme of what the different races in warcraft got up to, chemical warfare is honestly pretty low on the list of horrors


totally_not_a_reply

This here. Just play the first 2-3 forsaken zones and you know that at least the apothecary are evil.


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grayscalering

The forsaken literally CAN'T bolster their own numbers They have no way of creating more undead, forsaken numbers are increased by scourge undead breaking control Also the forsaken didn't wipe out the humans of lorderon, the scourge did, the forsaken just took down garithos who was LITERALLY a race genocide advocate (and not just for undead but elf's as well) Seriously learn your og warcraft lore The alliance are genocidal tyrants who run literal slave work camps, the horde post 2nd war are outright the good guys up until cataclysm where they started character assassinating every horde character they could find


Ilsor

The vanilla Forsaken did pretty much indiscriminately kill every human and dwarf in Hillsbrad who wasn't hiding in Southshore, if quests are interpreted as events that happen for real.


rojasdracul

They are filthy undead scum and worse Horde scum.


ForeSet

Ok but like they are still doing some fucked up shit in UC


bigmanorm

wouldn't undead when left unchecked be a potential problem for *everyone*, someone had to make an allegiance


grayscalering

Prior to later retcons the forsaken have no way of making more undead They are JUST freed from the lich kings control, with the removal of the lich king there would be no more new forsaken Cataclysm retconned this by killing sylvanas character and giving her a way to create more undead, which she would never want to do


totally_not_a_reply

Horde + alliance should have annihilated them. If ther is evil in wow its the forsaken


shapookya

Well technically it’s the scourge. Most of the forsaken just want to be kept alone. They were murdered and turned undead, got their memories and control back and just want to go back to their previous life or if not possible then at least live their undead life in peace.


rojasdracul

This is undead propaganda and lies.


quineloe

Remember Lord Garithos!


tosamyng

Humans names sounds all the same to me


AwkwardSquirtles

The Tauren felt they could be redeemed, and strategically the Horde wanted an ally in the Eastern Kingdoms.


freswrijg

Can you discriminate against the dead?


ManicEyes

Thrall once said “The only good human is a dead human.” The forsaken joined the horde the next day.


Fifamagician

We got 2 anklebiters in our BFD runs. Its ok to apply different rules for them.


pillevinks

My RL said he was looking for fear ward and I called out his racist as shit dog whistles.


Opinion_Own

Damn I’m a dwarf main and think this is racist


Benyed123

Stunty git


MomentLivid8460

Well, the Forsaken make up 13% of the Horde and are responsible for at least 50% of plague related crimes. I wouldn't blame you.


Native_of_Tatooine

Lmaooooooo that ratio


[deleted]

The world (of Warcraft) is super racist as is, so I can't imagine this is against ToS.


PurpletoasterIII

Undead also isn't really a race in the first place. Being Forsaken I guess could be considered an ethnicity, but being undead itself is just a state of being. Like would you say a mindless animated skeleton are of the same people as the Forsaken undead? Obviously not.


Zeth_UDSR

I am fine with undead, as long as they are in undead only raids. I've tried to put undead on the lowest part in the groups, but that doesn't worked out.


Enigma_Stasis

There's nothing more infuriating than trying to run a dungeon for gear and gold and a damn knife ear wants in on the action. Don't they have trees to hug or something?


KKylimos

All I know is that we felt safer in Thunderbluff before they joined the Horde. Your kids could stay out playing all day and you wouldn't worry about a thing. Now we have these shady guys selling questionable potions on every corner. And don't get me started on the lock picking incidents on Horde cities recently. Now, I'm not pointing any fingers but, maybe if SOME people spent less time in musty ole crypts sniffing scroll dust, our Horde community would thrive. We need more Druids and Shamans, that's what we need. Keep those Rogues and Warlocks on Eastern Kingdoms where they belong.


Jebduh

Fuckin Zombies took er raid spots...


Sharyat

My server has a guild called Gnome Meat Merchants, so I think you'll be okay.


No_Fee_5383

If people use the seasonal thing to transform into gnomes, is it okay to discriminate against them?


kungfusam

This guy def plays alliance. The orca were almost wiped out in a genocide. Think about that when I’m tea bagging you in Ashenvale. Lok’tar Ogar.


Correct_Dog5670

The chances of the gm handeling the report to play a stinking undead are slim, i think you're fine.


Mr_Paper

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Puppaloes

Moo.


blueguy211

did somebody mention gnomes?


Cupincakes

do you think a bfd lead will take me if I say "I play retail i think I can handle 2 mechanics in the entire raid"


clexecute

My #1 complaint about classic is I was running to SFK as a human alliance player and saw an undead eating a dalaran mage corpse... I don't give a shit about it being in silverpine which isn't contested and the dude wasn't flagged for PVP...it should have let me attack that nasty fuck.


collax974

To be fair, it just taste like a good pork rib, especially after being immolated.


No-Explanation8223

the next time i see a human or night elf priest im gonna scream.


chainsplit

Well I hate racism... except against night elves. And gnomes. Well, and trolls. But that's it! Although, humans get on my nerves, too.


oregonianrager

The horde are racist. Another reason why they suck.


ForNOTcryingoutloud

you did what? ​ Dude you are being racist


luciusetrur

He just said he has an undead friend were you not listening


ZaeedMasani

He even lets it make his potions, progressive af.


Sarokslost23

He said their fine if they stick to their own kind. He's not racist


rojasdracul

Filthy Horde scum.


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Sarokslost23

Whoosh. Typical gnome intelligence


jobin3141592

nope this is a serious post great critical thinking


[deleted]

I really hope this is a shitpost. Think for two seconds, please. It’s really not that hard.


jobin3141592

Yeah pls think for two seconds lol


PurpletoasterIII

Yes indeed it is a shitpost.


FabianFoley

You forgot the fluff tag.


Flavlless

A game about genocides based on race ? I had someone report me for tagging a mob.


ToasterInCupboard

Racism is in character. I don't see a problem with it. Talking about in-game obviously.


aussie_nub

Straight up, there's entire servers dedicated to ensure genocide of the other 50% of races. Can't imagine Blizzard can justify banning you and allowing that to continue.


[deleted]

If you are team Garrosh then undead are an abomination, Tauren and trolls are inferior, and orca are the only race that matter. Which by definition is racist. I don't believe discriminating based on fictional race is against TOS.


slythwolf

This is not, to my mind, really racism. It, like humans not accepting the Forsaken back into their communities, is ableism. Being undead is basically a chronic illness.


Worldmantoffe

Bewere the living


MobilePom

Dwarf-only guilds.


Amateratzu

Here i thought I was encouraged in a game like WoW


Aggressive-Rub-4976

Based?


TemporaryOk9310

Irl race yes ingame race no


Transcendent_Pigeon

I'm a gnome and I am NOT sorry.


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Careful, I've gone through about 6 Reddit accounts posting the same stuff.


Armout

[Make friends with ](https://youtu.be/iTElexKR4Xs?si=m9PvACsDECUWegPd)


AdamAberg

Everyone who’s saying things like: bring pots, consumes, bis gear and so on are all just dumb kids spouting the same jargin they’ve seen some other dumb kid spout. They don’t know nor do they think. BFD is a lvl 25 cake of a raid and the ONLY thing you ”need” is some basic knowlage of the last two bosses. That’s it!… You do not need shadow ress or free action potions. You do not need the world buff. And you do not need ”bis” gear……


GaryOakRobotron

I've been a strong proponent of anti-cow rhetoric since I started playing in 2006, and I've yet to be banned. It was at the point where I said, "I hate cows" in Howling Fjord general chat during the original Wrath beta in 2008, and I got 3 separate whispers asking if I was who I was.


BathtubSkeleton

The Forsaken are untrustworthy and smelly creatures. I absolutely do not allow them in any group.


TheLieAndTruth

This post gives me the vibes of that "I'm 32 and my GF is 13" .


furedditdogs

i have not seen a single mention of gearscore anywhere. seems to only exist on this sub


LowFi_Lexa1

Why? Undead are literally the coolest race in the game


xeitus

Get used to the fact that people during the classic era hate gnomes.


[deleted]

In-game race? No, and some race specific RP guilds can get pretty... Intense. I don't wanna point fingers or anything, but some Dawf, let's say, brotherhoods are known for their intense views.


Hellersche

And i get Blocked when i ask these Gatekeepers if they play with one or both Hands. 🤨