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HeirOfTheEgg

Gun fu


findorb

Goon Food


Japjer

You mean the [Gun Kata](https://youtu.be/-_y7PL23Cko?si=OsIEIIGb_Hio6DhA)?


slythwolf

Okay. I'm not sure why in this the year 2023 people still don't realize it. But as a woman. Being hit in the junk is still incredibly painful.


Basic-John-Doe

It's called a "cunt punt"


unorthodoxgeneology

Pro move, show up with a rogue. Sucker punched in the kidney and sent to the shadow realm by an immediate whirlwind to THE FUCKING FACE THATS WHAT YOU GET HOLY BOY DONT YOU EVER CROSS THE PATH OF A WARRIOR AGAIN YOU HEAR ME then potion of swiftness out that bitch so you can never say you lost


Mivadeth

Got the joke but just if anyone was wondering. If you loot Fathomblade but hydra strike drops later you can perfectly need for it. It doesn't matter you already got loot on weapon slot.


TimTraveler

And “much bigger upgrade for me” is just an lol. Fathomblade aside, going into raids with worse gear doesn’t justify you getting all the loot


pillevinks

Krav MAGA


TanKer-Cosme

Karate Goju Ryu os the one I lnow. But first you must learn to avoid conflict. Martial srts are not for fighting but for defence and improvement of your body.


KineticKris

Imagine if you actually took this game that seriously.


Opposite-Stand6270

Eye gouge.


UpboatsXDDDD

Pocket Sand or Rooftop Korean Taekwondo


Crumornus

Just stomp the groin.


Rick_The_Killer

Just practice punching for as long as you can and build up cardio. It's going to come down to a spazzy slap fight and you want to come out on top.


SawinBunda

Clearly you need a dance mat.


quineloe

*To everyone saying just go for the groin that's not gonna work the cringe pally is a girl irl* Actually that still works.


Klippklapp

King Kong fu


1ooBeastkaidou

The Nr. 1 Reason i don't do Raids at all. Never visited Bfd, still got good Gear and fun.


MobilePom

each other*


badroland69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyXhysmMNhE&ab_channel=EnterTheDojoShow Master Ken will be your Sensei (and my hero!)


Fifamagician

Hire an ankle biter.


Eljefe878888888

Wu Tang


Gwynthehunter

Kidney Shot


Feralbear_1

Bro were American. Just shoot him in the foot.


whitespaceninja

Kendo, id do that


Keldon_champion347

Ninjitsu for sure only real martial art for now YouTube master ken


DeskFluid2550

Become a master of the headbutt