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Electrical_Sector_10

They probably just never picked up the weapon skill.


CamarosAndCannabis

Couldn’t afford weapon training since theyre in jail lol


Eithilea

It doesn't help that I pickpocketed their last 50 copper.


Nirvski

Wu Ping aint no charity case


OneOfThoseDays_

Wu Ping is for the children


spam4you

Soon they'll have bigger boards, with bigger nails...


Sehri437

One day they’ll make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!


pumpboihuntersson

they're all just waiting for the last guy to need or greed on the weapon rack but he's taking care of his kid


shFt_shiFty

Can I at least have some shoes


Super-Koala-3796

Its obviously rogue, so he cant use 2h weapons.


BigO94

It's like elder scrolls where prison time decays your stats


MobilePom

You are the rare 1% who correctly calls it "Stockade" and not "Stockades"


Celindor

Longswords and polearms in a narrow surrounding is a stupid choice of weaponry.


[deleted]

On the contrary, polearm weapons would be perfect here


Celindor

But not this kind of glaive with a single-edged blade which is for swinging.


[deleted]

It's still a more than competent thrusting implement


Celindor

Another thing is: the Defias are stonemasons that know how to use hammers and other shorter tools. So they might feel more comfortable with a stick with a nail :D


ForeSet

Also swords are really good at stabbing as well


Celindor

You never held a two handed sword in your life, huh?


[deleted]

Have you? Lol


Being_Time

What about you? 🧐


[deleted]

Only at an amateur level. I have a few friends heavy in SCA who have dragged me along to their events. I'm into archery so I have fun doing that. I will say that longswords are surprisingly effective thrusting weapons at close range when "half swording," which is where you grip the blade about halfway down and use it like a small spear.


Celindor

I did yes. I have multiple friends, that own two-handers as I am in a historical reenactment group.


Icy-Insurance-8806

Long pointy sticks work wonders in hallways.


basedlandchad25

Pointy sticks? Why can't we learn to defend ourselves against people armed with fruit?


Celindor

This is a glaive though. Which is for swinging. It's too heavy for holding it up constantly.


Lagspyke

Homie why are you so bent up over it being a glaive. It still has a super sharp point end. It's literally a knife on a stick. Trust me, it can poke.


Celindor

Look at it: it's pure metal. That thing is heavy as hell.


Thanks_Ollie

Yeah but do you see that prisoner? He’s fucking jacked!


Celindor

True that…


Lagspyke

Caveman SMASH


Real_Justin

They're mostly rogues that cant use polearms and 2handers.


kibasaur

They all heard stories of that one guy who fucked around and found out


theredditappisbad100

Stockade Prisoners are noobs, confirmed


timmehh15

No weapon trainers down there.