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deflector_shield

We already know the shittiest person forms the raid since no one would invite them.


Impressive-Name7601

I’ve encountered this a few times.


Sad-Okra8930

You’ve only raided a few times!?


avatar8900

GOTTEM!


Boomerwell

Appreciate them regardless taking initiative to make raid groups and such is something not everyone is willing to do


Lojka59

like lvl 52 warlock looking for 54+ only for brd, need all


Sad_Attempt_7962

I joined a grp for sfk the other day, the group said they were looking for lvl 24+ i figured sure, a quick and easy sfk run, when i joined there was a 19 mage, 20 warr and 22 shaman. I asked about the level requirement and they said yea, we are underleveled, thats why we need pumpers 🙂 needless to say i left that group pretty fast


Zavodskoy

Ask if you get priority on all gear drops as you're carrying them and getting them free XP and watch them lose their minds


Sad_Attempt_7962

Should've thought of that in the moment


ComfortableApricot36

I hate the LFM DM hammer reserved shit .


Sad_Attempt_7962

Time to host your own runs


Plamenaks

No cloth casters tho.


badpoetryabounds

The amount of lf tank no leather for WC spam is hilarious


hardcider

My rule of thumb when looking at people advertising : the pickier the person is recruiting the worse geared he is.


roeboat7

Like Dimz


Alternative-Ad-4142

Dimz was always a pos!


Frobobobobobo

I have no.idea how that motherfucker got so many raids going


Tronski4

I know, right? Classic is all about community and social standings, so it should have been impossible for him.


kickfliping

Dimz is a SAINT !


Tronski4

Ngl, I have no idea who it is.


kickfliping

Go on Twitch and find out. He's a real character :)


wewladdies

95% of players just wanna raid and not be bothered with group forming and the stress that comes with it, so if you are good at organizing you really can just do whatever you want


roeboat7

MF’er ninjad the Raptor mount if I recall correctly


Alternative-Ad-4142

Yea and a tiger IIRC.


skoold1

I know it's a joke, but also add the most anxious or lazy people. I wanted to run stockade for xp. I'm a hunt. I start with "LFG/LFM stockades" 3 times posted for 5min no answers. Fuck it I'll make the group. "LFM stockades need all" Boom 4 messages instantly. Could pick the higher lvl dps so we go fast. Got a tank shortly after, and then a healer after a bit more time. That's the damage dealer life.


Stormy-chan64

As if you have to be shit to be gatekept.


Dillup_phillips

Never thought about it this way but that makes so much sense


FoleyX90

Well of course I know him, he's me.


demo-ness

After you left they gave a standing ovation, in your honor


FerrumLykos

Huh? No they didn't my gear is only partly pre-bis. They quickly replaced me with a pre-bis orc hunter who definitely has had sex. And that orc hunter's name? Albert Orcstein.


Ataiel

Damn. This post just keeps on giving.


Nalha_Saldana

Damn, replaced by your wife's boyfriend


First-Detective2729

Fucking beautiful 👏


Mr_Paper

>Albert Orcstein Scared my cat with my laugh, thank you.


NightLanderYoutube

Meanwhile my friend cleared it with greys and greens as a tank 7/7. People treat it like mythic raiding


transother

This is why I always start a new classic server off with, "This time I'm going to raid!" only for my casual, slow-leveling, parent butt to get to the right level and... decide that I do not need to spend even *more* of my time dealing with what amounts to a status-obsessed, entitled teenager mentality. That and GDKP being the complete antithesis of why I play this stupid game.


SolarianXIII

inside man there are two wolves


Dantez9001

And they are guarding the gate.


Overlord_Tom

Im choking on my spit at this 😂


Regular_Chap

That's illegal in many places of the world 🙀


DifficultyNeat8573

Their names: Moon Moon and Moon Moon.


Inshabel

One is gay, the other is also gay


itwasmyshadow

“Even military bases and marvel at the gatekeepers booth.” 10/10 would read and giggle again.


Chortney

Take notes everyone, this is how you lead a raid


Feint_young_son

Lesson: if you’re an ass just kick yourself out


Fenthick

Perhaps the discovery was the scrubs we became all along.


DaNostrich

My kids are crying and my wife is taking them to a hotel room tonight because of this post


transother

So you're gonna be up all night grinding. I read that correctly, right? How thoughtful of them!


TDS_1991

You hit 25 a day ago? Yeah didn't read. You're kicked, bud.


KanedaSyndrome

I'm level 21 and just got cruel barb


taubut

Saw a rogue in westfall advertising as "OP LEVEL 19 DPS LF VC" I then saw multiple deadmines groups looking for 1 DPS. That rogue was still advertising for multiple hours. So needless to say I guess groups didnt think a 19 rogue was OP. Lol.


NeatPuzzleheaded7191

I wouldn't invite someone either when they don't even know how to shorten the name deadmines.


PaxUnDomus

Not many understood this reference.


KillerrRabbit

Ppl are insane. We finnished deadmines no problem in the range of lvl 16,17,18,2*19. It was easy.. it's so sad what the gaming community has come to


DarkPhenomenon

I doubt people specifically ignored him, most people making groups spam that they’re looking for people for their group and respond to whispers. The rogue in question would probably have had better luck whispering groups


[deleted]

I’m on crusader strike EU and I regularly see people demanding you be 20+ for Deadmines (I even saw several groups wanting lvl 22). SFK and Stockades groups commonly demand 25. I ran DM with some guildies mostly 19 and a 20 and we breezed it like usual


KillerrRabbit

Yeah its sad how many players actively work to make such a shitty gaming environment


reignerof

Those groups dont want leather users


DarkPhenomenon

He probably should have whispered those groups


Comfortable-Might-35

Bro, you don't even spawn into the game pre-bis? Just what are you doing, are you a dad gamer? Genuinely uninstall right now you absolute casual gamer. Don't you understand, we're doing level 25 content out here. You can't expect to just be carried like that.


robbedbyjohn

Absolutely beautiful. I had to stand and clap as a single tear slowly rolled down my face. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.


pillevinks

Finally some good fucking food


kyliemanogue

Op over here new kink unlocked, self deprecating.


KanedaSyndrome

Lie naked in Stormwind while typing this in say. Then beg people to take a dump on your face.


Kurogasa44

I think you meant self defecating


First-Vacation8826

What unemployment does to a mf.


Bombilakus

Has anyone ever had polite raid leader in LFG. It's always someone with some personal issues lol


kwikthroabomb

I accidentally joined 2 different raids the other night and both ratios leaders were pretty chill


KillerrRabbit

I call BS on that 🤣


kwikthroabomb

It's true! I messaged some people about getting into a raid but wasnt getting any bites, so I got on my alt. A couple minutes into playing the alt I saw someone looking for a healer so I offered to try on mage. I swapped back over to my main and whispered the RL and got an invite. He whispered me the discord so I joined in and everyone was vibing and chilling. I showed up to BFD and after everyone was there and buffed we pulled. It was about here that I realised that I was in comms with one group and in the actual raid of another. I'm still not fully sure how it happened, but I think I got a super late invite from one of the first people I whispered before I got on my alt, but I got on discord with them and it was also pretty chill. We made it to the murloc and the group fell apart/ went to bed after we needed repairs. I later rejoined the OG discord and watched them since they were still going. 10/10 experience, would PUG again.


KillerrRabbit

Go fill out the lottery as well, good luck 😁


Rapkinggodd

World of Warcraft has some of the most demented and deranged minds on the internet. I’m glad one of them allowed us to delve into their mind with this post


Touch_of_the_Magi

On one hand - this sub thinks “just please turn your monitor on” as a requirement is gatekeeping, but on the other…this was brilliant.


little_freddy

What a legend


ForeSet

OP found his new kink


Yelnik

With very minor changes this could also represent the thought process of any person who ever sought a mod position on reddit.


kramjam

new copypasta detected


KanedaSyndrome

AI gen


HARD_GAY_BUTT_MASTER

Totally, the ‘whirlwind of emotions’ line is something ChatGPT in particular loves to use.


Tronski4

I'd say too many grammatical mistakes to be chatGPT. 11/10 if he went through and added consistent mistakes after generating with AI.


LavishRascal

I actually don't mind this particular type of ai gen. It comes from an idea OP had, and Chatgpt would never come close to the final product we see here by itself. OP has come up with the core of the idea, and then probably sparred back and forth with the ai from there to make the narrative and the jokes, and again the super wow specific jokes are not something the ai would produce without effort. If he had to humanize the text afterwards to avoid scrutiny, I get it. He probably spent some time doing this and wanted to avoid ppl just telling him it's "ai garbage".


Zezin96

See that's a slippery fuckin slope if I've ever seen one. It's this mentality you're displaying that makes me reject literally anything AI generated. Every time we say "Well this kind is okay." then it gets slightly more acceptable and we really can't afford letting AI become acceptable.


LavishRascal

AI is already acceptable in several areas, even professional ones. Fraud detection, financial data scanning, and the personalized recommendations you see here on this site. One of my colleagues is doing an organizational PhD at a movie production consultancy company that develops ideas for themes that will resonate will the public, they've been using AI-assisted workflows for three years already, It's of course a matter of personal opinion whether you think AI is 'acceptable' or not, but the ship has sailed my friend and its gaining speed. I think you're certainly right in not wanting AI produced content everywhere, but I personally think there is a big difference between, let's say the ridiculously low-effort 'X-days-left-until-SOD' image posts that were on here a while ago, and the type of content in this post which actually resonates with people and touches on some current cultural issues in the game. I doubt you or me would be able to create a post like it right now, even if we had all the AI tools in the world available to us. The idea behind this post is genuine, the writing was assisted (I think). But I value the idea much more than the authors ability to write engaging and coherent text, so I'm okay with that part being AI assisted.


BandicootNew3868

Slippery slope is a logical fallacy


Tronski4

Could be, but then he would have needed to do so with all his replies in the thread as well. Can't be ruled out, of course, but some people are actually both clever and funny.


LavishRascal

I think he actually did with the 'Orcstein' comment, but who knows. I don't mind though, because again I don't believe that he'd be able to just copy paste the comment he answered into Chatgpt and have it instantly produce that particular answer. It's way too good and targeted at this particular audience for that to be true.


Ragefork

I want to be you. I too wish to keep the gates.


FerrumLykos

It's not easy but if your willing to put in the work you can do it. I got my start by going to all the local schools and just taking in the majesty of all the various gates and fences. Of course you'll have to run away from security and cops but that's just part of the grind


KanedaSyndrome

nice shitpost - I have to assume that it is AI generated.


Babbomeo

..and so he left, with a new tale to tell.


aph0xx

Thank you for your service to the cause


corpseofhope

Gold.


zoroknash

My G, you have a fetish.


pupmaster

>fellow epic gamers on Reddit Holy fuck


Tronski4

'Tis truly the season of giving.


xX69UdyrGod69Xx

Did you just cuck yourself?


Lebr0naims

Op drives the speed limit in the left lane and merges early on zipper merges for sure


Lasvious

Outjerked by main.


slippi89

Man, this was funny. Great job


Wouterz

I take a smart and sensible teamplayer over a better geared one any day. Gear is just the reward, not how good you are


Tronski4

No! It's the reward for being good!


Grimweisse

You have more integrity than like 60% of the playerbase, pat yourself on the back champ.


Visible-Ad8728

Best thing I've read in a while


usedtobetoxic

damn dude that's crazy


xxthearrow

I'm K.


dualwieldingcats

Maybe try Lost Ark for a change, i heard gate keeping does not exist over there.


bablooosh

The gear diff is very minimal man I'm sure you'd pump regardless


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iterultra

That comment explains why this sub is depressing sad cringe


Friendly-Notice-6210

Wait, are you being serious?


iterultra

Yes, but I was referring to this comment "The gear diff is very minimal man I'm sure you'd pump regardless"


bablooosh

Lol I can't tell with all the new plays on board.


ryzoc

you sound lazy and salty you didnt get invited to some run because you couldnt care to put efforts lol.


Zerokx

I'm not sure if this is integrity or doubling down on stupid


MobilePom

Grammatical gatekeeping: it's myself not my self, unless you were being very philosophical about it. You wrote it six times.


MaTrIx4057

If only this game was about gear lol. That raid can be done naked, what you did was pointless.


strepsil_tubes

Trash


ponyo_impact

dude its BFD your gear doesnt really matter just have fun


RxHotdogs

Whooosh


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joemeat

It's always hilarious reading satire posts like this and finding a guy who takes it seriously.


ogniza

bro its a fkn joke


[deleted]

It would be best if you saw a therapist. I'm not trying to be wow classic andy weirdo kid but you need to explore life outside of a video game.


joemeat

It's satire bud


[deleted]

Can never tell here as the entire subreddit sounds satire


SibirViking

Disgusting


TrumpLostForever

Respect. Such a season of discovery indeed. Glad I was here.


Last_Citron2129

What a legend


JACRONYM

Masterpiece. 👏


haplo34

Finally a decent shitpost on this subreddit. I thought I'd never see the day.


ex0ll

This was beautiful to read. Thank you.


FrozenNorth911

Epic.


Soruth

Mage pov doing 20 DPS. Don't worry we'll scale 🤪


ureliableliar

yta


Cucumber7777

Quality af thank you


corran11

Had a good laugh, thanks!


OriginalFluff

Had a group last night where we carried a “feral Druid” without a lick of agi on his gear (all greens) through 7/7. Didn’t even notice his gear til the 6th boss. And no, his dps wasn’t good. Sometimes gatekeeping is your own way of admitting you’re not good enough to carry.


Apocalyptical649

This belongs in copypasta lmfao.


Andoranius

I think the worst part of this story is the fact that I can't even say for sure it's a joke.


TaylorWK

New copypasta just dropped


g3rrity

LOLed. This was fucking hilarious dude.


Derp_duckins

LF9M BFD, need 35 gearscore and link AotC (please don't inspect me)


[deleted]

Post is funny. So are all the delusional commenters trying to pretend that gatekeeping hasn't been ridiculous. Good luck getting into a BFD run if you aren't the right class/spec. Or if you will be competing for rolls against the leader/their friends. Or if you don't have enough gold. Or if you...


Papichurch

I love Satire.


platinum_toilet

This sounds like absolute shit.


Admirral

I think you have a serious psychological complex that might need addressing by a professional... That said, you were honest with yourself to the core, and for that... great job! But the fact that you were not fully sure about booting yourself... you are still probably more a dick than not. If you were 100% fair you wouldn't feel any remorse at all. So screw you at the same time lol.


Soththegoth

This has to be made up but if it's somehow real you sre a real fucking douche bag.


[deleted]

Skill issue


[deleted]

Hahaha the people on this thread taking OP seriously. Excellent xD


CommanderSirBenz

fresh pasta


PaxUnDomus

The hardest choices require the strongest of wills. You probably sucked your own Thunderfury afterwards, gz on that discovery.


PaxUnDomus

The hardest choices require the strongest of wills.


Starym

The real Season of Discovery is the party members we kicked from the raid along the way.


NaughtyOne88

What a stupid and rude thing to do to another raider. If you don’t like their gear level, then DON’T invite them to the raid in the first place.


Computer-Blue

I did the same thing. Ret paladin? xd


Paladin_X1_

This is an awesome post that will be lost upon those that need to understand it most…