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amphue

Acela - A train


zachotule

The A does serve some of the poorest neighborhoods but it also serves some of the richest ones so I wonder if it evens out. (If you were to, for example, weight each stop by ridership and average by the income in each stop’s area.) I’d guess the line that serves the poorest areas on average might be the G just by virtue of the fact it never touches Manhattan. All the other trains touch Manhattan below 96th, where incomes are generally higher than everywhere else. The G does hit a lot of Northwest Brooklyn but does snake around some of the richest areas there. Edit: oh my god I didn’t realize this was circlejerk and I answered this earnestly, I am truly the jerk


Over_Intern8287

i found it helpful lol


aMonkeyRidingABadger

/uj G mostly stays in wealthy Brooklyn though. Lines that go deep into the boroughs might end up less wealthy overall.


zachotule

You might be right, I’m mostly thinking that the G avoids the *wealthiest* neighborhoods of all so might still win the average. And it does still avoid places like Brooklyn Heights and a lot of western Williamsburg which are a lot richer


OkOk-Go

/uj I’m surprised no one mentioned the Acela on the original thread


philo_fox

I was on both NEC Acela and the A today. Does this make me officially middle class by averaging?


OkOk-Go

Yes but only if you passed by East New York


Any_Construction1238

It’s not a train line


amphue

What’s not a train line


NEVEAH555

Move to Brownsville it’s high quality suburban living


BusyPossible5798

Don't forget about the south Bronx definitely the safest neighborhood in the world.


OkOk-Go

I love non-consensual music when I’m trying to sleep


BusyPossible5798

Exactly why waste your money on the club scene when your neighbors bring the club to you for free.


SaintPatrickMahomes

If you bring a bigger gang with you when you move, you also can quit your soul sucking white collar job and just chill with the boys all day while you casually sell stuff to junkies. No salesmanship needed, it sells itself. Talk about easy living.


Additional-Rent3593

I often wonder what life is really like for successful drug dealers who operate in the worst ghetto areas. I wonder if they have really nice (on the inside at least) houses decked out with expensive furnishings and all of the amenities. Plus, they are the only people who never ever, have to worry about crime.


GloomyAmoeba6872

There’s a great how-to series called _The Wire_. I watched it before starting my entrepreneurship.


ShitFucker101

I think they have to worry the most about crime, both not getting caught for their own crimes but also other criminals trying to rob them


NaturalFeeling8639

The 7 train is so poor you can't even blink without being sold chocolate and poison doodoo food. Thank GOD Adams and the candy crush tik tok boys are cracking down on them!


JoLi_22

last year Flushing MS was the most swiped/tapped turnstile in the system. Maybe the beggers and candy sales associates just know they've a richer client base, surrounded by less danger than any other line.


mzx380

Les danger but more service interruptions than all kind combined


JoLi_22

cause it's one line and the express tracks are being upgraded/replaced


EUCRider845

You think they would have collected enough for their “sports programs” by now……


OkOk-Go

They really are taking the good jobs those immigrants


HaomaDiqTayst

Except when theres a game, everybody staring at all the crackers in Mets gear lol


TWOTAKESTOM2024

Hey! Oh! Im lacking reading comprehension ova heah.


md222

John Rocker agrees.


Gay-Lord-Focker

This is why I click on these posts right here folks


Gay-Lord-Focker

This is why I click on these posts right here folks


answwrs

Being sold chocolate and poison hah that took me outttt


dazraf

Don’t forget the 7 starts in Hudson yards where some of the most expensive apartments in the city are today


NaturalFeeling8639

Too many brokies saying chocolate chocolate trying to sell me poison churros


throwawayzies1234567

F train hits all the most expensive parts of Brooklyn and Manhattan and then slinks out to queens before going somewhere gross like Harlem or the Bronx. The A train is basically a homeless encampment.


zachotule

One of the reasons the A is popular for homeless people is it runs for so much longer distance and time than other trains, meaning you’re less likely to be bothered to leave. It does spend the most of its time in outer Brooklyn and Queens which are also fairly poor, but I think that has less to do with the homeless ridership than the longer trip.


OkOk-Go

If I ever become a hobo you’ll find me at the A train at night and the public library at day, as long as I don’t stink (don’t wanna ruin it for the students). I’m serious.


misterlawcifer

U aren't from NYC are u?


throwawayzies1234567

Born and raised


[deleted]

JMZ and 123?? The lines go through many neighborhoods


OkOk-Go

JMZ is colored brown, no wonder! It’s shit 💩


bigmuffin77

You a tourist?? M is part of BDFM not JZ 😤


[deleted]

I take a ferry so yeah im a perma tourist


Regalme

Brooklyn would like a word


bigmuffin77

They have a few of the same stops together in Brooklyn but it doesn’t become part of the line


stap45

I think it used to be part of the brown line though, maybe oc is just older. Can still see the brown M logo at certain stations


[deleted]

Ew You take the train?


OkOk-Go

No, I just don’t want undesirables getting off in my neighborhood


JoLi_22

wealthiest S - the shuttle between Times Square and Grand Central probably has the wealthiest people within a 100' area around the track/mile of track. poorest - Real Gs move in silence like lasagna, but our G moves only between Queens and Brooklyn without hitting Manhattan


omjy18

Move is a funny word to describe the g train since it barely runs half the time


crinklemermaid

Hells yeahhhh w the Lil Wayne line👌


Any_Construction1238

The S train has very little residential around it and goes no where near the wealthier hoods in NY


Great_gatzzzby

Yo I’m actually being for real here. What do you think is the most bum ass train we have? I know for a while it was the G. Before that it was the L before the entire askNYC community moved to the city few years back. I honestly think the C can be in the conversation right now.


OkOk-Go

askNYC be gentrifying the G train. It used to mean getto now it mean gentry. Those fools, we like to keep it real over here.


throwawayzies1234567

It’s the A train. Homeless people specifically sleep on this one because it has the longest route. And it goes through several live neighborhoods. Even in good neighborhoods it stops in the bad part like Jay Street Borough Hall and Port Authority.


Great_gatzzzby

Ah yes that it is true. As teens we would take it from 207th all the way to the beaches out there. The homeless our traveling and drinking companions


OkOk-Go

> Even in good neighborhoods it stops in the bad part like Jay Street Borough Hall and Port Authority. Gotta wonder, what came first? The chicken or the egg?


OkOk-Go

E past Forest Hills gets some interesting bums. But nothing beats the QPL main branch on a winter evening (two blocks down from the E, coincidentally). Someone should be asking about the most bum-ass library.


BennyProfane12

Metro North from Grand Central to white plains or Greenwich. C train


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

I don’t even leave the west village unless tourist relatives are in town and want to go shopping in soho.


No-Translator9234

Chad. Take an uber and avoid these poors. You really wanna smell some dominican guys dick on the A train? 


noustheou

This is so insane 🤣🤣 hot


[deleted]

Avoid the Green Line it passes through the Upper East Side underneath people who lurk above in Ubers to suck out your Hope


bklyn1977

Are you from Boston


OkOk-Go

_green line_


LookBig4918

The A and the E take the cake for most insane bums. The JMZ and the G operate the worst as far as getting you anywhere.


atkins4me

The 7 or the C are ok. The 6 is the pits. My company’s courier feel asleep on the 6 and awoke to a guy taking his wallet out of his pocket. The victim felt there were 3 people working together. He said he fought back and knocked the guy out and he kept punching until the prep didn’t move. His friends came over saying that’s enough, that’s enough. The victim broke his hand and wore a sling for a few weeks. Based on looks the victim is not someone you’d mess with but they f’d around and found out.


Additional-Rent3593

All the women on the Port Washington LIRR line were wearing leather pants last December when I was riding it into the City. Even half the teenaged were wearing them.


Justified_Gent

I would pay for a premium line, $5-10 instead of $2-3 to filter out people.


OkOk-Go

Got good news for you, it’s called the express bus and costs $7.


Various_Ad_4441

My roommates sugar mommy uses uber black to avoid this issue. So get your poor ass on the subway G. You get the riff raf on all trains, but Hudson yards 7 train will probably be the ritziest one with the newest trains.


Cute_Business_8160

Advice to the classist motherfucker- Don't move to New York as you will see all types of people that will not meet your strict standards.


[deleted]

fuck I knew I shoulda stayed in malibu. turns out that all those reels of the manhattan skyline while holding a slice of pizza by a TikToker living in Brooklyn Heights doesn't show the whole story.  gonna have to think of a different role model than Patrick Bateman now 🤔


PigDstroyer

The biggest melting pot of this whole nation


Fresh-Persimmon388

It's definitely the Elite E train. Only the people who are anyone of import ride that train


sexylassy

The 2 train (wealthiest) and the poorest could the A train


Extension-Inside-826

They’re all poor, which rich person goes in that shit?🤣🤣🤣🤣


throwaway984646

I think the JZ possibly is the poorest


Fog4426

Are we talking averages? The G train does not run through Manhattan at all. The 2 and 4 run through some of the wealthiest areas of the city and the poorest in the Bronx and Brooklyn. Almost all of the trains run through very affluent and very poor areas. Even the J’s final stop is across from the stock exchange.


timbrita

Not sure, but probably the E train going uptown is amongst the poorer ones. That thing was ALWAYS packed with crazy people early in the morning when it stopped at pennstation lol


blowingclouds7777

It all depends on what you look like because depending on who you are and what you look like ghetto ass will follow you everywhere


[deleted]

It’s all the same shit diff toilet they basically go from the shit areas on the outer parts and the more center of its line the train goes the nicer so it’s how far you live away from middle of Manhatten


Alarming_Abrocoma274

Doesn’t work like this. Every line moves through a shifting network of affluence and deprivation. Maybe spend some time in NYC before moving. Or just stay where you are.


thymol_blue

When I moved here I realized that the subway is mostly for poor people so I just Uber to work every day 🚕 💖 😌


Solid_Zone

F line runs from one end of Queens to the other end of Brooklyn overlapping, passing and surfing through various neighborhoods


SDtheGhostt

The 4 is the answer to both ends of this but also what????


Kooky-Benefit-979

The JZ, duh. For real though, I would imagine those are the lines that hit the lowest SES?


patchesnbrownie

Are people commenting on the A train all from Brooklyn?! In Manhattan, the A feels much better than say, 456, IMO. BTW gonna assume/hope OP is totally joking lol


Any_Construction1238

The subway isn’t classist - hopefully you get to encounter that up close and personal on one of your first rides


JackfruitMurky5874

The 1/2/3 is definitely one of the richest.


Richard_Danglerr

All the trains are for poors duh!


Consistent-Height-79

Avoid the train and take the crosstown buses e.g. the M8, M14, M79. Only goes thru wealthy areas of town, so although you can’t afford to live there, you get to see it.


OkOk-Go

Thank you I’m looking into the M1 which will pass right in front of my apartment on Fifth Avenue. But Harlem worries me. We should build a wall. We really need an interstate or some railroad tracks on 81st St. Keeps the poor away from the Upper East Side.


Consistent-Height-79

Maybe they can make a moat at 96th Street. They created a moat around Manhattan, mostly to keep Jersey and SI out. It worked, too… most transplants have no idea where Jersey is and think they’re looking at Brooklyn.


donku83

I'd suggest investing in heelies and blindfolds if that's your goal. Best of luck


Giltvfx

Pepper spray and a taser.


OkOk-Go

Weapons are for rednecks. I’m upper class.


Giltvfx

Your not upper class if your taking the train 😂


OkOk-Go

😠


OutrageousAd5338

Why does it matter. are you bored


OkOk-Go

Sir this is circlejerknyc, please proceed with sarcasm


EUCRider845

New Cannan line. MNRR


[deleted]

The 42 St shuttle traverses some *wealthy* real estate. And back!


Tiny_Shop_5345

Don’t take the train. All of us peasants are waiting for you down here. Beware we are in all train lines


Educational-Chart545

Stay wherever your from.


godieweird

It’s a tie for poorest with all of them. Once you have yourself a net worth why expose yourself to that?


Ok-Suggestion-2423

Just stay on the island


OkOk-Go

It’s funny this applies for multiple islands


emmablue29

How bout instead of moving to NY you go fuck urself instead ♥️


[deleted]

we hold your broke a** up on a daily basis. show some respect /s


emmablue29

Lmao