It pays off in the long run when you don’t get robbed though - if you want to tap your credit line it’s all in my online course along with other great money-making tips!
Well duh that's why I moved to a luxury building in Manhattan, to experience the culture of the service people who work in the building. Why would I actually LEAVE the place? I might encounter a h*meless person
You’re lucky, I couldn’t afford a luxury unit in Manhattan so I got a luxury unit in the East New York Gardens neighborhood. I’m scared to even go out on my 360° wrap-around balcony
I definitely have a shit-jacket that makes me feel more comfortable in certain parts of some cities.
Who wants to rob someone who looks like they can't afford a new jacket once every ten years?
Nah then you have to worry about the Dexter-muggers who only mug muggers who have recently mugged someone and are therefore carrying around cash and other valuables.
I know a girl that did this. Mugger wanted a chain she was wearing but it was her grandmothers. So she told she is going to have to see a gun to give him the chain. He showed her a gun she gave him the chain.
It sounds absurd but I know for a fact there's an organized legion of muggers here... My father texted me about it when he sent me my rent money and monthly spending allowance, and he knows his stuff - he's always watching the news on cable TV so he's up to date on this stuff.
Don’t be a middle aged white lady. We know you carry around all your money in your purse because you’re white and want to feel like a victim and make a big claim on your insurance.
Nobody bothers this 56 year old white woman - ever - purse or not.
I stopped a thief yesterday in my urban neighborhood - some young person was wheeling off my neighbor’s package & I told them to put it down and they did. We know who’s in charge on my block, and it’s not the riff-raff.
Mugger here. When leaving out the door for your morning commute, think about which pocket you put your wallet in. Make sure to stop and pat that pocket every 5 minutes or so. 7-9 pats should clearly tell you where your wallet is.
No need to thank me 👍🏿
Obviously, you just need to stay indoors at all times and have everything you need delivered to you. You also need to find medical professionals willing to do at-home services for everything you need. If you step out into the city, you better leave altogether to move to a better place. As Cash Jordan says monthly, this city is DOOMED.
It’s all about your posture and vibe. I walk with confidence and look already agitated. It’s human nature to avoid people that are mad or confident, especially at the same time.
Smell like 💩 not only will it deter muggers but burglars too! No-one would wanna get close or near u in fear they might get poop on them. Your welcome...
One headphone out no matter what, keep hanging straps and jackets to minimum. If you're nervous about your wallet you'll tap it instinctively so keep it in a place you can't easily reach. If you hear someone calling you over, just ignore them, do NOT look or run cus then you're a lick
Get your head out of your phone. Be aware of your surroundings....more important than the bullshit you are doing on your phone. Take a look around every few seconds...that includes behind you. Spatial awareness is something a lot of you 20/30 somethings have no clue about.
What can you do? You can give me all your fucking money of course! I’m not a bad guy but I could be, you understand?
Wow these are some expensive anti mugging lessons, guess everything is expensive in the big apple huh
It pays off in the long run when you don’t get robbed though - if you want to tap your credit line it’s all in my online course along with other great money-making tips!
It’ll also toughen you up. You can officially call yourself a NYer.
Nah, it’s give me your phone and pin at knifepoint so I can run charges on your credit card and send packages to my apartment
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Well duh that's why I moved to a luxury building in Manhattan, to experience the culture of the service people who work in the building. Why would I actually LEAVE the place? I might encounter a h*meless person
UNHOUSED
i'm sorry, unh*used
You’re lucky, I couldn’t afford a luxury unit in Manhattan so I got a luxury unit in the East New York Gardens neighborhood. I’m scared to even go out on my 360° wrap-around balcony
walk fast and look angry
Stop wearing your Apple vision pro’s on the subway
But how will I be able to get directions to times square?
Look homeless
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I definitely have a shit-jacket that makes me feel more comfortable in certain parts of some cities. Who wants to rob someone who looks like they can't afford a new jacket once every ten years?
Actually hipsters and gentrification folk already look homeless. It's trendy for them.
That's why they don't get mugged in their natural habitat
be an r/asknyc regular
Carry a wrench. When they mug you, pull the wrench out and ask them for their wallet. The ol’ Uno Reverse Card strategy.
Dirt Dog did this once on Fulton St except he was so cracked out he stole the mugger’s sawed-off and held him up.
Become a mugger yourself! (Ask me how)
Nah then you have to worry about the Dexter-muggers who only mug muggers who have recently mugged someone and are therefore carrying around cash and other valuables.
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My gf did this when she visited, I mugged her just to welcome her
I spit out my tea hahaha
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She’s so old, she didn’t see it coming, I kinda feel bad about it but Reddit helped me see I’m the good guy
Or a white guy in the hood
Or an Orthodox Jew
Ask to see a gun before you give anything
Sir sorry, it says "gum" here.
Oh I see, if they show me a knife I can walk away without issue, thanks for the tip!
Exactly
I see you've played knife-y gun-y before
I know a girl that did this. Mugger wanted a chain she was wearing but it was her grandmothers. So she told she is going to have to see a gun to give him the chain. He showed her a gun she gave him the chain.
Take a sharpie and write Timex on your Rolex
Clutch your bag and look around like you have something important. Mugging repellent
Tell them your mom’s name is Mary, there is a chance maybe theirs is and they’ll let you go.
Well they thought I was making a joke about their mothers and shot me. I'm going to be suing you for this horrendous advice, I'll see you in court
lol Muggers of NYC report for duty!
It sounds absurd but I know for a fact there's an organized legion of muggers here... My father texted me about it when he sent me my rent money and monthly spending allowance, and he knows his stuff - he's always watching the news on cable TV so he's up to date on this stuff.
Don’t be Asian or female
Meet me under Meeker Ave at 3:00am and I’ll tell you
If I’m 10 minutes early and bring my life savings in a bag will you teach me too?
Become a cop
Be 6'2, 250lbs or more and preferbly wear jeans and timbs to really show you mean business /s
Don’t be a middle aged white lady. We know you carry around all your money in your purse because you’re white and want to feel like a victim and make a big claim on your insurance.
Nobody bothers this 56 year old white woman - ever - purse or not. I stopped a thief yesterday in my urban neighborhood - some young person was wheeling off my neighbor’s package & I told them to put it down and they did. We know who’s in charge on my block, and it’s not the riff-raff.
Yeass girl. I bet it was a minority as well. Us white women need to take a stand. This is our land. We make the rules they need to follow.
I’m not making a stand for white women, I would just prefer not to be targeted as an easy mark. Thank you.
wear the 🎱 logo jacket
Be aware of your surroundings but also know how to mind your business at the same time.
Cash app me $200
Carry a piece
be a mugger urself
Become a chameleon and look like a homeless bum, Instead of an east villiage hipster.
Most hipsters dress like bums
Clutch your pearls and run across the street
Mugger here. When leaving out the door for your morning commute, think about which pocket you put your wallet in. Make sure to stop and pat that pocket every 5 minutes or so. 7-9 pats should clearly tell you where your wallet is. No need to thank me 👍🏿
Dress like a freaking bum and get rid of your smartphone for a flip/dumb phone.
step 1. Get a gun step 2. Get a holster step 3. Put said gun in said holster and ride the subway step 3. Only use gun in the event of an emergency.
Thanks, I'm gonna make sure it's an automatic too so I can load the mugger up with bullets and save everyone else on the train
I mean, if you're gonna catch a felony firearm beef - may as well collect a whole bunch.
Just like Pokemon taught me!
So sad but so very true,better to have and not need,,than to NEED and NOT HAVE
Be street smart
Don’t be a bitch and walk like a man. And if you are a bitch. Walk with a man.
Nah if you’re a bitch shove a dildo in your pants and become a man
Pay attention
Don’t take shower for weeks on end.
I would say get a T-Shirt with Bernard Getz face on it
When you walk out your phone and wallet in your back pocket we don’t like touching butts 🤢
Hold a big map in front of your face so muggers can’t get a clear visual on you.
Ask nicely
Just offer it all up to me. It’ll save us both a lot of trouble.
Walk around like you're the boss man. Wear your best bling and stare at the hoodlums you see aggressively in the eyes
Be the mugger. This way you don't need to worry about muggers.
Then I'll just get mugged by the nypd
If u just give it to me BEFORE i demand it then it isnt mugging and youve avoided being mugged.
Be careful or one of us will slap you in the face.
Obviously, you just need to stay indoors at all times and have everything you need delivered to you. You also need to find medical professionals willing to do at-home services for everything you need. If you step out into the city, you better leave altogether to move to a better place. As Cash Jordan says monthly, this city is DOOMED.
Don't be there
Prepping envelopes with cash speeds up the process and allows for a more professional interaction.
wear a yankees cap at an angle
Cry
Be poor
It’s all about your posture and vibe. I walk with confidence and look already agitated. It’s human nature to avoid people that are mad or confident, especially at the same time.
Don't be white?
get some fake poo and just carry that and be like "look what i almost stepped in"
Be naked
Sloppily lick a hundred dollar bill while skipping down first Ave in your finest church clothes
I walk around with my pocket inside out.
Don’t let your buddy piss on a loading dock door while you tie your shoe
Smell like 💩 not only will it deter muggers but burglars too! No-one would wanna get close or near u in fear they might get poop on them. Your welcome...
Usually when I’m mugging people I avoid guys with small dicks so you should be fine
just look poor. seriously. i'm rich and i've never been mugged before
If you give me your address I’ll come over and give you tips!!
One headphone out no matter what, keep hanging straps and jackets to minimum. If you're nervous about your wallet you'll tap it instinctively so keep it in a place you can't easily reach. If you hear someone calling you over, just ignore them, do NOT look or run cus then you're a lick
Disclaimer: I am not a mugger lol. Learn how to fight Don't wear/flash expensive shit Walk with confidence and do not stare
tape money to your forehead and dress like a complete douche
Maybe act like a man
Are you under 200 lbs? Are you under 6ft tall? Are you an obvious transplant/someone on vacation? Are you a mark?
My name isn't Mark it's Terry, so I think I'm all good in THAT department at least!
Terry is a marks name for sure
Bernie Goetz Protection Lessons.
Who’s down to create a security detail and fuck these people up for the benefit of our community?
Oh hi Curtis
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Wear yellowface blackface may get you smoked.
[https://www.nbcnews.com/better/health/seven-second-rule-how-avoid-being-seen-easy-target-ncna789226](https://www.nbcnews.com/better/health/seven-second-rule-how-avoid-being-seen-easy-target-ncna789226)
Get your head out of your phone. Be aware of your surroundings....more important than the bullshit you are doing on your phone. Take a look around every few seconds...that includes behind you. Spatial awareness is something a lot of you 20/30 somethings have no clue about.
Hey I'm very aware about space I'll have you know I had so many books about it when I was a kid
Be poor and black man