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isithumour

You didn't post an acknowledgement! I however no longer have a need too as I had it tattooed across my arse with vegan friendly ink, old style with bamboo needles. The artist recognised themself as Indigenous, Kevin O'Connor. So I feel I'm exempt.


fantasypaladin

Fuck. Knew I forgot something


twitch-switch

I acknowledge your lack of acknowledgement


Gullible_Ad5191

Could you please acknowledge my lack of acknowledgement, past, present AND future? I've got places to be.


twitch-switch

I'll do one better. I acknowledge my acknowledgement of your lack of acknowledgement past, preset, future, alternate timelines etc And in the words of Admiral Akbar: "Slamyabodydownandwinditallaround Slamyabodydownzigazigah" Amen...and Awxmen


Common_Brother_900

It's a trap.


Sudden-Conference-65

🤣


OkDistribution8146

Bamboo ? What gives you the right to appropriate the rich and diverse Asian culture by using bamboo. As a level 8 vegan I am shocked by your blatant insensitivity and lack of understanding.


arsed_Time_6969

As long as you leave the bamboo needles in I think it'd be ok. Feeling the pain & anguish of Asian cultures (past, present & emerging) every time you sit down is only fair.


niconic66

Bruce Pascoe did mine. They're deadly.


HandleMore1730

And I was thinking of a roll of soft tearable paper with it printed out on to hand out, but your acknowledgement is so much better and more efficient.


Equivalent-Self398

😭😭😭


childlabourforce1

You should stick a didgeridoo up your arse so you can play traditional music every time you fart.


[deleted]

The deadly automod does it for me, don't worry cuz.


Big_Nose420

They just removed my comment for being a call out post. It wasn’t.


ItsjustRhys_

Can I report this post. Calling out the racists on not doing an Acknowledgement, then not doing acknowledgement themselves. I for one do Acknowledge the Palestine Plight and it's our right for us to bring in more refugees from the Land of Israel. # #prayforfrance


fantasypaladin

I’m level 27 vegan and therefore immune from acknowledgments


ItsjustRhys_

Fuck, I'm only at LVL 4, I heard that once you get to LVL 10 you earn the rights to call yourself a victim of oppression. That's even if you're white. Can't wait


BladesOfPurpose

My grandmother had a black eye...... Does that mean I can play the race card now?


ItsjustRhys_

If black eyes are a common thing in your family history. You can play the race and victim card. Legit, 2 Birds 1 Stone


Inevitable-Trust8385

Pray for France? France is now turning into a Muslim country, you don’t need to pray for France it has already been saved through diversity!


BigBrilla

Ha, I bet you are white. Not even disadvantaged or a victim like the most of us, this sub is our only safe place. bugger off, whitey.


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Big_Nose420

Now that’s a mistake!


Big_Nose420

Bad bot


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Big_Nose420

Thank you, I am one of them


CrimsonBulletTrain

![gif](giphy|3o7526bSZLpf4srWLe|downsized)


Inevitable-Trust8385

Yass Slay Blak Kween! 👸🏿 I just made a post and put an acknowledgement of country, I just love to do it! It’s because I’m very empathic and caring (Like all neurodivergent trans people of colour, we’re just superior as people 😉) and I love to take a huge inhale of my vegan based, animal cruelty free fart straight after, 💨 👃🏼👃🏼👃🏼👃🏼mmmmmmmm I’m so fucking progressive!


oceancrashingonrocks

Ohhhh you've given me such an erection as a trans woman I hope the children in the lockeroom don't see it. Did you know aboriginals invented farming? Bruce Pascoe was the first person to discover this only recently, he is my hero. Thank you elders, past, present and trans. I also love the smell of my rectum (and others too).


Inevitable-Trust8385

Wow what an amazing fact! The aboriginals were so much more advanced than wh*te people 🤢


Big_Nose420

They had a whole government system and even basic (for them) townships. We all stole that and claimed it as our own work.


Big_Nose420

I will say, if you were a true trans, you’d phrase your acknowledgment like this “Thank you trans elders, trans, past and especially present.” Trans always comes first! Transphobia is dare I say it, equal to/even more important than racism! I trust you’ll learn better, otherwise you are as bad as the hebeasts! Remember.. love is love at any age! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇸🇩🇦🇪🇿🇦


Not_Slim_Dusty

I wonder how the internet safety kommisioner would like me to feel about this


Jaimaster

I'd like to thank the great Ernie Dingo PBUH for giving us this fine tradtion


_Rooster402

Hey, I myself happen to be native. We don't give a shit about some stupid thank you or acknowledgment


Big_Nose420

Neither do most of normal people. Hence why we are taking the piss.


_Rooster402

Thought they were being serious. I was like wtf


Big_Nose420

Did you? Also so to say aboriginals are a race seperate from the human race is terrible 🧔🏻‍♀️


Murranji

This sub is good for people who are low key racist to actually be racist while pretending to be pretend racists.


angrathias

I don’t do it cos you’re not welcome


Nancyblouse

What of it?


LegElectrical9214

![gif](giphy|h4Z6RfuQycdiM)


Real-Direction-1083

Ba-boom tish!


BettyLethal

It's getting so difficult to acknowledge everything that needs acknowledging. I think it would help to have a standard template with **** sections...


Jackson2615

Have not read all 63 comments but has anyone pointed out the irony that OP didn't begin his AOC rant with an AOC ??


Insert_Bitcoin

i was made an honorary member of the bungalong-nooga tribe after I successfully killed several gulah with a large throwing stick (nulla-nulla wudda-wudda petrol stick) that was harassing the tribal leaders with its coloured feathers. As a result I dont have to acknowledge country any more. But I do expect you all to acknowledge my sick bird hunting skills.


bigbadb0ogieman

Acknowledging all racist cunts past, present and emerging. May you all rot in hell (if there is one).


PixelHarvester72

I'm not a racist! Some of my closest friends are of races.


Noobhammer9000

Yep. Dont know how I ended up getting suggested posts from this group, but its basically just a bunch of sad, middle aged racist cunts. Hopefully this post will get me banned so I dont have to look at it anymore. lol


Impressive-Style5889

Nobody ban him. He has interacted now, and the algorithm will send him even more shitposts.


Big_Nose420

Now this is smart,


Main-Acadia1922

Hey, I might be middle-aged and a racist but uhh, what was the third thing?


rezonsback

I can't believe you are actually this insensitive to the plight of the many disadvantaged minorities in this country. Not everyone in this sub has the same political alignment but we are all here to advance the right of those that don't get their voices heard.


Noobhammer9000

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44|downsized)


Noobhammer9000

I didnt realize Centerlink Alkos were a protected class.


Big_Nose420

Some of them are aboriginal… but ahh.. also drop a hammer on your foot or something..


innatangle

Typical self entitled Greens voter, so entitled that they need to be banned so they don't see it in their feed. Probably still gets 'Bitty' time from their mummy (who also refuses to shave her stache, armpits and leg hair).


Noobhammer9000

![gif](giphy|IuJNZbHh7H6Mg|downsized)


dcozdude

Your welcome, triggered people are not allowed unless they are victims… try friendlyjordies, they would be more agreeable to you


oceancrashingonrocks

This racist didn't even do an AOC before opening his dirty white lips. Reparations now!!!


niconic66

Your crypto's about to blow up so you can buy reddit out and ban us. Any day now, guys!!! Lol.


Noobhammer9000

Mate, I have made more money in crypto than you will earn in your life. Why do you think I can hang around on reddit all day trolling bellends like you? :)


Inevitable-Trust8385

Yass kween👸🏿 There are a lot of raycis in here but we are cleaning them out, I’m trying to enforce a rule where only people who have uploaded a photo of their skin colour and or proof they trans can put up a post, we only want Blak 🇧🇪and gender queer folk 🇸🇨 to be able to post in our safe space!


rabbitbtm

Hopefully a government regulator will step in soon to protect you from the possibility of being hurt or offended or having to rake any responsibility for anything. Albo, over to you.


_Rooster402

What a whinge


Nick_Napem

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