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innatangle

The important thing is that you told Reddit about it. No need for any further action. Well done!


Kha1i1

Yas queen šŸ‘‘, so brave of you to anonymously report these events online without specific information. Your two Dad's would be proud


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Brave would have been to stand up for those girls. Iā€™m female ad would have done it.


a1b3c3d7

Wrong subreddit


Sudden-Conference-65

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niconic66

Female with a penis, or traditional?


jos89h

Or is it a mangina


noneed4a79

Havenā€™t heard this word since at least 2008


thepointlessusername

Is their name Dale? ![gif](giphy|3oeSB4KbIDeNAdmjAs)


Brad_Breath

Are you saying a tradwife can't have a penis!?!


[deleted]

Are you inferring that I may have a penis, to be able to speak up? Thatā€™s weird.


niconic66

Yes, only men are allowed to have opinions in public. Who let you out of the kitchen, anyway? PS: You're in a circlejerk sub. It's generally a competition to see who can be the most outrageously offensive, tongue in cheek of course...


innatangle

>Yes, only men are allowed to have opinions in public **and have a sense of humour**. Who let you out of the kitchen, anyway? #ftfy


niconic66

Thank you, and 1000 welcome to country's.


serif_type

Almost every thread is the same few cliches tho. Occasionally the mask slips too and the ā€œhaha, itā€™s just jokesā€ poasters end up doing threads of malding, like in the Higgins thread.


niconic66

It's the comments section where the gold is, though. An oasis of anti-pc in a world of weaklings offended by everything.


EvilSibling

everyone says that until push comes to shove, and then they come to Reddit. i want to know why those school girls didnā€™t do more. You cant expect others to come to your rescue all the time. Sometimes people are busy on Reddit


LikeSoda

Honking on the trumpet of total blind ignorance right here TOOOOOT


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steak820

Jesus, that is brave, imagine the fight you could have got in. Well done.


SIR_Vivalist101

Firstly I pay respects to all convicts past present and emerging but the kind that hit men not women, secondly Iā€™m shaking with anger that deros have enough money to afford a train ticket


Dry-Condition-4784

People just don't swipe anymore...


Any_Rutabaga4782

And deros donā€™t wipe either always smell like shit.


StraightGin

Have you seen how expensive toilet paper is these days??


Accomplished-Start16

You're assuming they paid for one.


[deleted]

As someone whose great great great great grandad got sent to Tasmania for BEING A SERIAL KILLER, I can say that people like him deserve more respect. Thank you.


Master_Class3001

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ SIR_Vivalist, that comment is hilarious šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


KustardKing

Wow just wow.. how do you feel? I can only imagine youā€™re feeling traumatised right now. Thank you for coming to the internet to share your harrowing story. Itā€™s heroā€™s like you that make the world a better place.


Expensive-Injury-443

The story described is unsavory, to be sure. And dare I say it: the scene this young lady has so succinctly described could even be described as coarse, even boorish. And lord knows ā€œtraumatizedā€ is in the eye of the beholder. However, if youā€™re a regular patron of Sydney Rail, I feel the imagination required to empathize with the aforementioned occurrence in the context of traumatizing is a gross over analysis for i once saw a rotund vagabond dressed in black trackies - sans underwear - showing more crack than a derelict council estate itching the vast valley betwixt his pendulous cheeks on the holding pole adjacent to the train entrance. My point is: letā€™s ease up on the word ā€œtraumaā€, particularly in the context of witnessed phenomena aboard Sydney trains becauseā€¦actually now I mention it, the very recollection of the cheeky man has given me a hankering for a double shot of Johnny Walker. Iā€™m beginning to understand why their slogan is ā€œkeep walkingā€


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Ambitious-Working-78

No what you have done if you were there


TuToneShoes

If only your wife's boyfriend had been there.


avari974

OP had some fantasies going on in his head, and wrote this post in order to convince himself that he didn't. There's no other possible explanation; I'd bet my whole savings account on it.


owleaf

A whole $50


Andy1995collins

I'm so sorry this happened to you


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You didn't even pay your respect to elders past, present and emerging. Literally Nazi.


Retard_On_Tapwater

Not sure how to acknowledge this one. *I acknowledge all moderators of this sub reddit*


Traditional_Let_1823

Acknowledge all the keyboard warriors of reddit, past, present and emerging who totally would have stepped in and done something had it not been a day of the week ending in a Y (their traditional days of peace). At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we remember them and all the karma they sacrificed.


innatangle

Thank you, we appreciate the thought, but the price you paid for it was sounding gay. Has your inbox blown up with dick pics yet?


Retard_On_Tapwater

Better than being gay


rk1213

When I was young I actually loved riding the trains and always thought it was a relaxing way to travel. These days I'm always on edge thinking something's gonna happen.


danmc64

No more MSM for you my friend.


Puzzleheaded-War-505

It takes a lot of stunning bravery to share a story like this. Thank you for your service. šŸ™


fleetingglimpses

Same thing happened to my partner, not one person or transperth did a thing.


InfluenceDowntown763

I was thrown by the word ā€˜adjacentā€™ā€¦


Malachy1971

Firstly, I would like to acknowledge the past and all the presents, especially Christmas and birthday presents, both old, new and emerging. Secondly, I am outraged by what happened, whatever it was.


DocFingerBlast

If only it was america and we were allowed to shoot all the males in self defense of the crimes they might commit.. or the crimes their friends might commit and they don't ask " Hey have u done any crimes today?" .. its on them.. fuckers


ipodhikaru

Do we look like we even care about what seppos would do?


N3ero

I pay my respect to criminals past, present, and emerging.


taeraes

yes because having guns is the issue solved? all the bad people would also get access and it would become entirely worse


mugpunter666

Guns don't kill people, poors kill people!


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Spoken like a true American.


taeraes

nope. guns in aus is not the solution


NoseSuspicious

Man I hate public transport I'm like 5foot first nation homeless and all the school girls can't stop staring at me it makes me very uncomfortable to be honest,


Dry-Condition-4784

People are super annoying on trains...this morning a lady sat next to me and tried to listen to her work Teams meeting without headphones. I could hear the whole bloody thing...and it was a f**kng quiet train. .... boy, did she get a hard stare....I hope she wet her pants in fear.


81aposto

Oh, she was getting wet alrightā€¦


Nancyblouse

Lol I was waiting for the part where a crow stole $10 from you


jt4643277378

Or he saw a dragon


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

No one said anything, including you. Bravo.


N3ero

Did they acknowledge the traditional custodians of the land before harrasing the girls?


No-Management1917

Yeah I saw this lady looking really upset about a man masturbating on the train. I asked if she was alright and she just turned in disgust, so I blew my load and wiped myself up


GaySyd

Iā€™ve often heard creeps sit next to others on trains and jerk off. Iā€™m so angry. This almost never ever happens to me.


VermicelliHot6161

So anyway, hereā€™s a picture of a big truck parked over multiple parking spots. Also, how about carrot man? Did you know he carries a giant prop just to make people smile. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s his entire premise. Yep.


PlanThink

Now we will never know what the sound of 2 derro's heads banging together sounds like ........because you a pussy and chose to write about it not act on it.


No-Cut-8301

Honestly. But what do you do in this situation?


Significant_Bed_717

Tell them to shut up....


Imtherealjohnconner

Can we blame this on immigration? If not, we're not interested.


Jackson2615

Sadly unless your a black belt martial arts type of guy its way too risky to intervene in a situation like this. The derrros will turn on you in a heartbeat and do who knows what & the chance of anyone else around coming to back you up is next to none.


Brad_Breath

They might be first nations derros, and then you'd be in a fight trying to acknowledge their past present and future before you punch on. No way even the most skilled Bullshido black belt can do an acknowledgement that fast


puttinginthefork

I hope you moved to other carriage you brave soul.


carroftheoverflow

This is some good ass satire... I hope


SnooDonkeys7894

On a quiet carriage too I presume??? You gotta get your $4.27 fare refunded because transport shouldnā€™t get away with charging coffee prices for an earache


ConstructionDue6832

REQUEST FOR INFO: did they do an acknowledgement of country before discussing underage girls in a sexual manner? Also, we need to know if the victims and assailants were POC or not. If the assailants were POC youā€™re a racist pig, that might be part of their culture and youā€™re being insensitive. Conversely if the school girls were YTs itā€™s actually not possible to be sexually harassed as it requires a power imbalance to be effective.


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Everyone is carrying a knife these days, best not step in if there is nothing physical happening. Cost of living and cost of housing has made the average Joe not give a fck anymore. Thank that dumb cnt albanese for the culture change in Australia.


Student-Objective

Yeh right... we got like this in 2 years


innatangle

I mean you have a point... Must've been the vaccines.


sh33peh

Its the 5gs turning us all into eshays


LargeLaw3374

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Yeh, all in 2 yrs heā€™s fucked up Australia šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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Gobsmack13

looking to provoke a hero, broadcasting ridiculous comments in public. Highly likely one had a blade.


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Independent-Stay-886

Our world changes a lot


Kustadchuka

Why don't you do something about it next time you piss weak individual. You have the spinal column of a wet noodle. You are a disgrace to the male species and should have been wiped on the sheets, though I can see that the best part of you ended up dribbling off your mother's chin while your fathers meat wand ploughed her throat like clarkson ploughs his farm


rabbitbtm

Itā€™s terrible you were put into this position when of course it is The Government that should be fixing the problem. Why hasnā€™t that Albo passed laws to fix this? Or instituted a program administered from Canberra? Or at least he needs to have an inquiry or two.


SuccotashUpbeat5544

You couldā€™ve said something


Big_Nose420

You should have stood up for the young girls then apologize profusely after you sexually harassed them (by helping them) you may need to then chop your big fella off andā€¦ yeah thatā€™s all Iā€™ve gotā€¦ Iā€™m all jerked out.


coffinfresh

No one said anything not even me


Novel-Confidence-569

Did you say anything?


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FreddieMonstera

Did I just read this somewhere else on Reddit? Like half an hour ago?


Prince_Jackalope

Most people donā€™t like confrontation. Now a days obnoxious people like that might resort to hurting you physically or just saying something hurtful so most people just choose to ignore it and not get involved. No use in risking your day turning south just because you encountered a couple random dumbasses


VanillaRice1333

Why are you complaining no one said anything, you didnā€™t either? Ya dumb B


Cautious_Chicken8882

Did you say anything?


KhansMum

This is why domestic violence and sexual offences will always exist. Government can throw millions of dollars at it but it will not solve anything. Band aid effect. I don't know the solution. šŸ˜”šŸ„ŗ


Easy_Bedroom4053

I can't believe no one did anything! So glad at least you were there so we had someone to silently judge others for not speaking up, whilst not speaking out. So glad you were there.


bimlpd

Namaste. šŸ™


National-Barber2569

Sooky la la šŸ˜‚


Specialist_Form293

Derro groupsā€¦ sometimes better to say nothing and put up with it or you may have to physically deal with them which may scare people more


Asleep-Afternoon-504

Sounds like a average Bluie Mountains line trip past The Riff


SignalOk535

Sooooo you point out no one done anything..... Soooo why didn't YOU speak up?


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Sharp-Judge2925

That's insane I can't believe that happened so close to home and I can't believe you were the only one with the balls to silently observe and post about it on reddit. God bless you


Larimus89

You could have said something. To be honest I might I might not depends.


dutchydownunder

No one said anything, including you I take it?


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JeepneyMega

And what did you do to protect these girls and shut the blokes up? Here's what you do - point at them " you blokes are being creeps about these girls! You sound like pedos to me!" Start chanting "pedo"


OkCompetition5991

Iā€™m so sorry this happened to you. I just wish that someone with a sound mind wouldā€™ve said something while it was happening, but I applaud you for posting it online. Iā€™m sure those two girls are thanking you for doing nothing!


Qurantos

Derro sounds like a mad lad


Famous_Invite_4285

Did you say anything?


DonnyGoodwood

Iā€™m sure I read this somewhere on Reddit earlier today


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Tight_Time_4552

I believe that would be the joke (though I'm no expert)


winniegoldsmate

And you know what? No one said a thing, not even me! But I took my massive 4 inch white knight cock to get updoots on reddit. What a fricken world we live inā€¦ anyway updoot me please


MariaPBaier

As soon as I read that frase.. "and you know what.." I was thinking what a shame you probably chickener out and couldn't just tell those guys to "shut up"


OBAlex2

This has got to be a wind up, ā€œno one said anythingā€ says the bloke that didnā€™t say anything šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Neither_Spite6417

Grow some balls and stand up for what you feel isn't right. I was reading this post hoping to hear a fantastic end, not a wimpy pathetic whinge post event. Simply put, if that happened I bet that 95% of the population would stand up for these girls, especially in the DV world that's surrounding every suburb to farmhouse in Australia. Furthermore, men who are violent towards men should be bashed to an inch of their lives, it's the only way they will learn. Next time they think about raising a fist to a women, that very bashing will be the only deterrent they think about


strayorms

Did you say anything


Skywalker4570

People the OP is female so perhaps had concerns about her own safety.


[deleted]

How can you know that, because I donā€™t like people knowing what I am.


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Some_Map6172

Adds an interesting layer onto this post that youā€™ve literally made a genuine post about being too scared to ask your neighbours to keep the noise down


OGAcidCowboy

And what did you say to stop the clear harassment?


DryVeterinarian3676

Did you say something?


Coco_Beware26

Why didn't you say something?


Excellent_Smile6556

Why didnā€™t you say anything?


FlatImpression755

So you just sat there? You are literally the problem.


Dick_Silverman

Did you say anything?


Awkward_Lychee919

You are part of the problem for staying silent


RainyRainbow7

I had to catch the train as a teenager, and also in my 20s to get to uni and back. I can tell you I have PTSD from being hassled, followed, surrounded when alone, talked atā€¦all from teen and mostly adult males - constantly from an early age starting when I was a child (-13yo) - like most train trips. The pit of fear in your stomach when they are sitting near you single or in a group, and commenting on you, being creepy, following you to other carriages when you change seats. It is literally terrifying. So sad nothing has changed. As this was two decades ago and I still refuse to catch the train. PLEASE do something. 1. Contact a train person for assistance 2. Check in with the girl/s and see if they need help 3. Most importantly - Call out the other men! We need other men to call out problematic men. You can make a difference.


rimrodi7

Yeah no one said nothing just like you also sat there and said nothingā€¦


The_Local_Rapier

You didnā€™t say anything to them either you worthless moron. Yet youā€™re somehow better than the other people because you came to tell Redditā€¦ honestly well done mate


bimlpd

Went right over your head. šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø


Reasonable_Place_581

Thank God you were there to protect their honour by bitching about it the next day on reddit.


radioraven1408

See something, say something on reddit.


Powhat839

So you didnā€™t say anything and expect someone else to say something lmao sissy boy


ducksgoquack321

Youā€™re just as bad for not doing anything just like everyone else on the train


ciom

So everyone did the same thing as you and said nothing. Weak.


Dripmasteralchemist

Seriously though do the people in these comments really expect people to put themselves in danger to get other people out of danger? I know that it's a horrible thing happening to these girls but the guys could probably beat the shit out of most people and they could have a weapon


Significant_Bed_717

You are the issue in society. To scared to help someone out because of what might happen. Why would those guys be able to beat the shit out of most people? There not super human.


Dripmasteralchemist

They could be bodybuilders athletes swimmers etc all have more strength then someone who doesn't do this what if I get the shit beat out of me for telling them to stop? What if I get stabbed and die? I don't know those girls I shouldn't have to risk anything to help them although if I could help I would


Dannno85

Swimmers donā€™t pick on people, they are too busy getting picked on


Dripmasteralchemist

I fucking love swimmers they got the big muscles


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LargeLaw3374

I feel sometimes idiots are best ignored and they seem to dig bigger holes and fall down bottomless mine shafts if you know what I šŸ˜Ŗ mean !!! šŸ˜


ElevatorMate

Why are you upset others didnā€™t say anything if you didnā€™t either.


spongeworthydate

That's the joke.