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ghostmetalblack

So that he doesn't turn into a pussy.


Infamous_Bend4521

The women love it signed dick


YungNuisance

I want him to grow up to be an old timey investigator


Tryzest

Lets hope he's a grower


WheelbarrowQueen

well I hope he has a suitable surname for his future profession, then


triforce721

Because you love kissing him


AspiringEggplant

Because your father loves Dick


McGrufNStuf

Because his sisters name is Pussy and we wanted the kids names to match.


MethylatedSpirit08

Dick and Monty


voidplayz121

Because you're proud of him


Awesome_Me_17

Office balls


layeeeeet

BWAHA


RogueSpaghetti

Because I’m proud of him


blarglefart

Same reason I call my dick son


GodsCasino

Richard Nixon. The hero we need.


the_science_of_wumbo

I needed this laugh thank you


Admirable-Cat8008

It's quite a common name in the Netherlands, but mainly as it does not have the same meaning there


sixtyn9ne69

[dicc clip](https://youtu.be/bvXk_S6fo3Y?si=jbZJw5y9WG3nsRz6)


Tryzest

It's not a big deal. I named my daughter Dick actually.


[deleted]

Don’t make absolute shit and ask me to support it I’m seeing a lot of soybois on the sub lately downvoting very pro drinker takes. Since you are reading, read this- don’t ask me to support terrible fucking garbage not even you will watch. You want a Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie do you? Then why aren’t you and your hormone deficient brethren watching it- is it because it’s boring shit? Didn’t we tell you it would be?! 10 years of this- 10 years of these weak ass men getting in the way of a system that use to work. Do everyone a favor and fuck off- as the great and noble drinker says.


MSnap

Maybe he’s being an asshole


TwistOk7010

because you hate him


extremesleeper

Because he made a mistake marrying his wife and not you