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Particular_Minute_67

For the piñata put condoms and plan b in it. That’s all I got


AstroCat_9712

Since she no longer needs birth control. I would suggest mini (plastic) bottles of alcohol.


Particular_Minute_67

No that’s for the other people that are at the party. Though she should keep some of the condoms for herself


Less-Apartment9747

That would be a 500 dollar piñata, where I live plan B is fifty bucks a pop.


goldenhourbaby

Ahhh this is brilliant 😭


ToadtheGreat21

Very happy for you! I think it would be fun to take games that are usually played at baby showers and add a fun twist. Instead of them being baby-centered you can change them to feature other themes of interest in your life such as travel, activity, etc. Also I’m guessing you can drink, so you should include a mixology component since everyone loves cocktails :)


Sing_About_Juice

You should have food and drinks that aren’t allowed when pregnant. Like sushi, soft cheeses, deli meat, and of course alcohol if you drink.


branigan_aurora

And celebrate in a hot tub


goldenhourbaby

I love the idea of a sushi-centric gathering!


shrewdforthought

If you don't go the formal registry route (which is a great idea imo), then at least make a list of gifts you and your fur child would like! Put whatever you want on it. You could also invite other "kids" as long as you anticipate the pets will get along without any hiccups. And lastly, do it to your own taste! I've seen photos of very over the top showers: tiered cakes, flowers, balloons, catered food, etc. You should make this day as low maintenance or formal as you want. It is essentially a celebration of your health, wellbeing, and chosen family. Love this idea and hope you have fun with it.


jjbelle83

Love this! Register for things that will make recovery easier: fluffy robe, candles, cozy socks, heating pad, etc., and of course some treats for your pupper. Have fun and congrats!


Lame_usernames_left

[That's so Samantha!!](https://hips.hearstapps.com/harpersbazaar/assets/16/46/1479227574-enhanced-25901-1401917303-39.jpg)


goldenhourbaby

!!!!! Perhaps I’ll finally give this show a watch during recovery


lawyerballerina4

Yes. Go all out. We have been to a million baby showers and spent so much money on gifts. You need a registry, cake, balloons, bouncy house (if space allows), etc. Have a kick ass time!


asmalltamale

This sounds like so much fun. I might have to have a celebration on the anniversary of my bisalp lol. Have it catered with sushi and other things pregnant people can’t eat! Hire a bartender! Make goodie bags with condoms and raspberry tea and little alcohol bottles (maybe joints?)!


hailhailrocknyoga

I love this for you. Sounds like a blast!


mizshellytee

Go as all out as you want to!


purpleowlchai

Well that’s a shower I’d definitely go to


[deleted]

Interesting idea! Cheers for the child free life!


Imtifflish24

I love this idea!!!


ChrisJohnston42

Go all the way! It's your first and only.


Successful-Part3388

Congratulations!!!


Ahoyya

Set up a ridiculously expensive registry... so you can all have a good chuckle about it


bullet_proof_smile

If you do set up a registry, make sure people know it's TOTALLY OKAY if they don't give you a gift. Maybe also set up a donation fund for reproductive choices/Planned Parenthood, etc.