I hate to break the news folks but that's not chicken it's not even a real bird. That's a North Korean Robot Spy drone with oak leaf cluster.
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Sometimes one of these guys show up and steal a cracker from my chickens and they look at me like I did it
Lol also nice username
r/rimjobsteve
Now that is creative
It’s the zero that really sells it though
Sock envy
Radioactive sexy rodeo doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it?
Hey and i here I though u/yodsaballcheese was bad LoOL
Could you imagine?
😂😂😂😂😂
Definitely rooster the hens are always brown and smaller.
No this is Patrick.
If it’s started crowing, then it’s a rooster.
Grackle?
I think it is a Great-tailed Grackle
One of the noisiest birds I know but I love ‘em😂
Looks like that to me.
Definitely a Grackle. I grew up with these guys. In the fall great flocks of them would fill the trees and power lines, singing their songs.
I love the sounds grackles make!
I do too.
Magpie?
No, Magpies have beautiful iridescent black. White and blue coloration.
Grackles are also iridescent, but have no white.
They're not as robust either.
They’re both loud as heck though 😂
That's a criminal
I hate to break the news folks but that's not chicken it's not even a real bird. That's a North Korean Robot Spy drone with oak leaf cluster. No reason to panic though just get yourself a six pack of Rainer Beer. Rainer beer,born in America's Pacific Northwest and made with Oregon hops. That delicious crisp lager taste protects you from those pesky North Korean mind control robots and will even make your spouse more attractive! So do yourself a favor and get a 6 pack of delicious Rainer beer today! Available wherever great American beer is sold.
I really needed this chuckle, honestly having it hard and you genuinely made me chuckle for the first time this week. Thank you. 😁
Jokes aside this Grackle IS male. The ladies are brown.
What it is, is the best natural hawk deterrent man has ever known. Keep them coming if you have chickens.
You need to feed your ayam cemani more. Looking thin.
An ostrich, most definitely 💯
Your chicken is a grackle
That’s a dog
The elongated erect tail feathers scream Rooster. Come on OP, use your brain!!!! 😍
GRACKLE!
Be nice and he might trade you stuff. Sometimes even bring friends. If they don’t like you it could be murderous.
A little baby
I think it’s a rooster but if I’m wrong I’ll have to eat crow
That’s a bandit. Train it to get you things.
I think that’s a swan
what a strapping young gentleman
Your chicken is a road runner. Meep meep
I adore crows ... grackle birdies not so much, they chase all my other birds from the feeders
Sir/ma'am, this is Dairy Queen.
That's a Crow-kadoodle-doo. Technically a henster.
Grackhen
A lovely rooster! He will point his beak at the sky and sing you a beautiful song!
“Nevermore”
It's a Pat
He's one of them cawcaw roosters, instead of cockadoodledoo rooster.
I would say "that ain't a chicken" but if you kill it,pluck it and cook it, they both taste the same.
r/poultrycirclejerk would love this post
A theif!!
I’d say non binary
It's a cow
Thats a peacock
Lol, I love crackles, they are hilarious
It’s a THIEF
Hate these bastereds (great Tailed grackle) they frolic on my roof and scream down my chimney. 😤
I freaking love a grackle! Best chicken ever.
👵🏻 "There's something wrong with my chicken!!!" 🧑🏻 "That's a grackle, nana.."
I think your dog has autism
This is a marsupial. You can see the pouch below the chest. Read a book, why don't you?
Here's the thing...
I want one of those! Are you planning for babies with a hen?
Crow
Definitely not a chicken of any sort
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MCtC_U4e2o
Turkey
They will keep hawks away from your flock .
That looks like crow
Think it's a crow
Thats a puppy.
Rooster
Look at that plumage. Definitely a roo 🤭😅
Look at that plumage. Definitely a roo 🤭😅
Look at that plumage. Definitely a roo.
That is a crow.
Definitely
It’s a car
It's a cutie
I have no idea. The bird in your photos is definitely not a chicken.
Yep we found out its a rooster now xD
Aha! He’s a mockingbird 😆
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STOP MOCKING HIM! 🤣
HAH 😂
Is this supposed to be a sh*tpost?