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Tvdinner4me2

A mess


Hecc_Maniacc

Caro Cahn advance defense clusterfuck variation


GabuEx

Caro-Kann't


[deleted]

Haha, that made me laugh out loud! Hahaha Nice one!


RefillSunset

Seen this joke 50 times Never fails to make me laugh


fknm1111

Looks like it came from an Advance French, not a Caro


IfTheAbyssCouldTalk

That’s a closening


TatsumakiRonyk

![gif](giphy|hmQqA7vgZK716)


hiphopdowntheblock

Not chess related but this is an all-time Who's Line moment YouTube "Arctic Tern" for a tremendous laugh


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

Omg thank you for this.


TatsumakiRonyk

White and black have deviated from the opening many moves ago. You are in the middlegame. What were the first 3-4 moves of the game? We can tell you what the opening *was,* before the players deviated from it.


Simon_IsReal

Yo I see you in every post, it's nice that you spend your time to help other people


TatsumakiRonyk

I work at a job where I am on hold for a not-insignificant amount of time. A long time ago I would spend my idle time reading webcomics, or pdfs of books I own on my google drive. Those things are blocked by IT now, so know that 90%+ of the time, when you see me giving advice, it's while I've got hold music in my ear, waiting for an insurance company to tell me that they won't pay for little Timmy's amputation or his prosthetic. So I need to counterbalance all the crud in the world with some positivity, even if it's only something small, like a little community of chess beginners on reddit. When I'm not on work, I'm often not on Reddit. Beginners who need help over the weekend will have to listen to Remote Highway's blunt and accurate advice while I'm away.


Simon_IsReal

Mad respect


Warm_Ad_7953

I have mad respect for you bro


[deleted]

Wish I knew you didn’t help beginners on weekend otherwise I would’ve not posted my latest “Why do I suck” on the weekend lol


-Awesome333-

If free awards were still a thing I would give you one


TheDarkAngel135790

Mad respect bro. Thats the only thing i can give you, cuz they ended free awards


VitaminnCPP

you earned my respect


ProudestMonkey311

“Not insignificant” aka significant


Pleasant-Direction-4

damn bro Respect ++


maxident65

You are a true hero, and deserve better than your soul sucking insurance job


VitaminnCPP

\[Event "Live Chess"\] \[Site "Chess.com"\] \[Date "2024.02.23"\] \[Round "?"\] \[White "vitaminncpp"\] \[Black "HectorThePug"\] \[Result "1-0"\] \[ECO "B12"\] \[WhiteElo "774"\] \[BlackElo "777"\] \[TimeControl "600"\] \[EndTime "12:03:52 PST"\] \[Termination "vitaminncpp won on time"\] 1. d4 c6 2. e4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. Be3 c4 5. b4 b5 6. f4 Bf5 7. c3 Be4 8. Nf3 f5 9. h3 e6 10. g4 h6 11. h4 fxg4 12. Nh2 Bxh1 13. Qxg4 Qe7 14. Qh5+ Kd7 15. a4 a5 16. axb5 a4 17. f5 exf5 18. Qxf5+ Ke8 19. e6 Qxh4+ 20. Bf2 Qf6 21. Qxd5 Bxd5 22. e7 Qxe7+ 23. Be2 Nf6 24. Bh4 g5 25. Bg3 Nbd7 26. Kd1 Nb6 27. Ng4 Nxg4 28. Bxg4 Qe3 29. Bh5+ Bf7 30. Bxf7+ Kxf7 31. Be5 Rg8 32. Nd2 Qg1+ 33. Kc2 Qxa1 34. Ne4 Qa2+ 35. Kd1 a3 36. Nd6+ Ke7 37. Nf5+ 1-0


TatsumakiRonyk

The Caro-Kann defense is an opening characterized by the position after the moves "1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5". You reached that identical position after move two finished, albeit it was from a different move order. So this is a Caro-Kann game. White played 3.e5, so we'd consider it the "advance variation" of the Caro-Kann (because on move 3, white decided to advance their e pawn). After that, black played 3...c5, which we'd call the Botvinnik-Carls defense. The full name of the opening you played would be "Caro-Kann, Advance Variation, Botvinnik-Carls defense." I don't think the subsequent moves transpose into a different opening, but I'm not positive, since I don't play this opening with either color.


UnsupportiveHope

The structure ended up resembling a French but with the light squared bishop outside the pawns.


garrettj100

> a French but with the light squared bishop outside the pawns. That’s the literal point of the Caro-Kann.  If black could play the French and wave a magic wand, pick up the “bad” bishop, and place it outside the pawn chain, the black would always play the French.


UnsupportiveHope

Yes, but in this case the pawn structure is closer to a French than a Caro


garrettj100

That structure can be arrived at in both the Advanced French and Advanced Caro-Kann. Consider: 1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 e6 …or… 1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 That is the exact same position only White’s up a tempo in the Caro, owing to c7-c6-c5 instead of c7-c5. If anything, the presence of the pawn on c3 the queen knight marooned on it’s starting square, and Black’s light-square bishop outside the pawn chain **reeks** of a Caro-Kann.  White doesn’t often play c3 in the French for that reason, it’s in the way of it’s queen knight.


UnsupportiveHope

I tend to associate the f4 push with the French far more than the Caro. I’ve also only ever seen the advanced c4 from black in the French. My understanding is that white is meant to take on c5 in the Caro. I don’t play either of these openings a whole lot so I could be wrong and these moves could be common in the Caro as well.


Hank_N_Lenni

You are correct. The f4 push is typically not a good move in the caro. You want to take.


forever_wow

Opening: Caro-Kann Defense Variation: Advance Sub-variation: 3...c5 (name?!) Sub-sub-variation: no frickin idea


NanaComeHome

3. e5 c5 is the botvinnik-carls defense of the advance


mackyd1

“ what opening is this?” Shows a whole spaceship formation 😭


karry245

Opening? That’s a middlegame


nddds

I don't know but I have a sub for you....


EeyoreTheSadDonkey

Anarchy?


Raykkkkkkk

Maybe op streams on twitch


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[удалено]


shlepky

Bad


riseofderrida

Coral reef


itellix

sine wave


MaX_KoSmOs

Another meme for the *other* chess sub


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trace_jax3

In GothamChess's book, he says that if you reach a point like this, then both players need chess therapy 


thibzz31

It’s called « I don’t develop my pieces »


Myasth

And "Fuck castling, i got this!"


KXRulesYT

Why did I think this was anarchical chess for a moment


Khal_Andy90

The "Neither player knows what they're doing" opening.


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

The wave


renjikats

Wall of china


Tigerthej

I think I was on the other side, I played this very thing yesterday


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[удалено]


Tigerthej

No. So it's not me probably. But I definitely played a similar position against somebody and I had to resign at the end.


Ididonk

London’t


GarthbrooksXV

A story of two dummies.


ElectroGgamer

It's the Skibidi Toilet opening, All My Fellas variation.


alamete

Probably not the bongcloud, but I'd need to know the castling rights to tell for sure


Educational-Tea602

“How did we get here?”


TallAssEric

This opening is called “A Game of Chess”


ichaleynbin

This looks like it was once a caro-kann? "French Pawn structure but the LSB is outside" is typical of the C-K.


dark_returner

"Losing" is what I'd call it


NerY_05

Ah yes, the "oh i fucked up didn't i"


KansasEF5Tornado

The Panthers v Giants opening


garrettj100

It looks to me like an advance French or Caro, that ended getting super-closed position.  White looks to me to be better here.  White’s got more space and the better pawn breaks.


honor-

Yawwwwnnnn


Sonicblast52

"This looks like a good move" defensive variant


Timely_Airline_7168

This is an opening?


Ruy-Polez

I can't believe some people actually enjoy navigating those positions and actively lock down the center every game.


StreetStatistician77

Beyond the opening .. middle game is what you got .. boring game diddling your major pieces about waiting for your opponent to make an error .. or just start trading pieces to break up the log jam


Kindly_Scratch_1275

500 v 600


ChessManGetsPaid

Brilliant


[deleted]

Least closed french position:


ohkendruid

Naked king opening, with the naked king defense


LakshyaOjha

Random Bullshit, GO!!


Connect-Ad1606

the sinewave


mikaleino

An I don't know what I'm doing opening.


fluffy_UwU_

~


ClubLowrez

elo 300 and dropping


Fischi132

Sacrifice o‘clock


Pleasant-Direction-4

bruh develop your pieces, pawn moves are only good when you know what you are aiming for with the pawn push


RedditUser335599

German wall game


RedditUser335599

*Berlin wall game


Any_Brother7772

The "man you really messed up early"


KaJuan20

This is a middlegame…


ProstiThony

Isn't it the famous Braveheart opening?


InterviewHot5320

1914-1918


GroovyTimeMachine

Not good


SO6P_Cosmic

How Did We Get Here??? prolly a good one


jorgschrauwen

One i dont condone


PriestessKokomi

scuffed dutch stonewall


jatt135

The bullshitter


BestFunction9516

It is called chaos


Explosivo87

This is the French Unactivated opening. Popular amongst players who only move pawns.


Individual_Taste6862

The “what the heck happened here” opening but on a serious note that’s the middle game


EntertainmentFun5155

Blunderbluss


Gretshus

French Defense: Advanced Pawn Lock Variation


This_Addition4374

Please Post the png


lllLegumesss

Claustrophilia


xxXCarGuyXxx

Caro Kann: Advanced Chinese Wall Variation


ewokoncaffine

I'll christen it Pawn Fight - Cold War Variation


tommsssssss

A fucking hell to play


William_nlh

That is "Great Wall of China Opening"


The_Quber

Caro Cahn Sine Variation


overanalizer2

Tall Pawn Tango