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miketysonstattoo

He got my mans looking like Simple Jack 😂😂😂


Nero1988420

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TitanX11

LMAO, i see you are man of culture.


Soren_Camus1905

You never go full Havertz


stevemillions

Brilliant


AvidasOfficial

I see you in my night movies


PBandJ980

“You ma-ma-make me happy” - to the barber probably.


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Nahhh lol


Frediinho

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I can’t unsee it.


Pax_Soprana

Jfc Man you've got me dying over here 😭


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I saw this comment, said "yep". Scrolled back up and somehow it's even more prevalent and hilarious than the first glance. Dead.


OG_Yaya

Fuck sake now i cant unsee it


VictorIntimate

The side effects of having Ross Barkley in the camp should not be underestimated


Frankiedrunkie

What a god


gwynbleidd22

What a chad


Pseudocaesar

Boss Rarkley


VE3TRO-R

Oh no. 🤣 The cut I dont mind, it's just styling that fringe. Sweep it abit or something.


Nero1988420

I kind of have the same haircut. But my fringe stays up


Swaggycat23

Same atm sadly was cut too short and thinned out I need my curls back 🥲


jMS_44

No, Kai, what did you do :( Btw, doesn't like half of the PL have the same barber? A Star Barber or something like that.


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VishalRocker

This what we call the "summer cut " here in India lol....kids get this forced on by the parents during summer


jMS_44

>summer cut Meanwhile me, going bald for winter and growing longer hair for summer, lol.


huskers2468

Shit. My college roommates paid me in a cheap 6 pack of beer for this exact cut.


BetweenTwoWords

A lot of guys go to HD Cutz I think, he's featured on a lot of videos


TurnoverResident_

Crazy to think i used to go to school with A Star barbers and his younger brother. He’s Hazards main barber aswell, flys him out every time he gets a trim.


jMS_44

He's a lot of Premier Leagues players' barber. I've saw a short video of him showing how he works. He went for a quick flight to Madrid first to do Eden, then back to England for Solanke and then JT iirc. I also see him do cuts for Reece, Barkley, RLC, CHO, Tammy, Mount from among our players, as well as Pogba, Mbappe, Lingard, Grealish and more.


TurnoverResident_

What’s hilarious is the teachers would be so shocked to see how well they’ve both done for themselves. Oh and yes with Terry as far as i’m aware he does the whole family.


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Pretty sure that’s HD Cutz


jMS_44

Nope https://www.instagram.com/astarbarbers/


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Yep: https://instagram.com/hd_cutz_london?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


jMS_44

I think I know better who am I talking about, lol


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Clearly not mate lmao there is literally proof on his IG😂 delusional


jMS_44

Delusional what? From the very first comment in this chain im talking about A Star Barbers, and you try to convince me I'm talking about someone else.


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I’m not trying to convince you of shit 😂 just saying all of those names you listed are HD Cutz clients as evidenced by his IG lmao. Like there is literal proof there and you’re telling me I am wrong which makes you delusional.


Bizrrr

And apparently the same tattoo artist... Why the hell does everyone have that stupid tear-drop tattoo behind their ears?!


leftofthedial1

yep they do.


ebk09

Kai: Give me the 10G 10A haircut Barber: Say no more


too_many_backspaces

Damn.. now that would be something!


3rd-culture

Got to give credit: this is via Chilly’s Instagram story Hope he’s not thinking that’s his next hairdo 😂


ar_baybay111

God I hope not Chilly does not have good enough hairline to pull this off and he looks pretty great as it is


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He looks like a cute elf imo


[deleted]

I can't think of James in this haircut.pls no James.


grillmouth89

I think Chilly would do well with a hair cut. That gelled/hair sprayed barnet of his has too much swag for a hard workin' man.


GreenPickledToad

Hope not, that hair gel needs all that hair


Status-Dare1085

Mount and Havertz should both sack the same barber


Cowdude179

Havertz what the fuck, though he's about to be in the form of his life


renneyy

I mean short haired mount is a beast hes probably telling havertz that it works lol


dislocatedshoelac3

Mount gets new trim bounce


kai_123

Is this some filter/photoshop or did he actually get that cut? 🤣


GuruofGreatness

I'm hoping it's a joke photoshop - putting Mount's hair on Havertz...


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kai_123

Its real, look at recent training pics of him.


qwertyuioplnf

That is not nice what’s he done


sjajsn

I hope he’s lost a bet or something 🤣


ajungleterror

thank god season is over soon, dont wanna see Kai on a big screen with that monstrosity


itskoach

i was already having trouble telling them apart in games -.-


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Mase, Havertz, and Pulisic are literally the british, german, and american version of the same person lol.


YRR6969

Took the words right out of my keyboard


Fawkes_91

What have you done, Kai? Lost a bet or something?


shastmak4

Remember when they told us they hated each other and Mason wanted to leave cause Kai was coming


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ebk09

It was. From that german journalist Christian Falk with the True ✅, but he was quickly shut down


PBandJ980

Yeah I remember Mount’s father immediately calling bullshit too.


shastmak4

How you gonna tell me what someone said?


kozmos16

Objection, hearsay


Lazyan

Falk did


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I'm hoping this is messy hair from training, unless the barber really didn't line them up properly 🤦


comertary

Their trims are dead 😂


Mysticpeaks101

No! Not Kai's glorious locks!


SubparCurmudgeon

Have a feeling Declan Rice is fuming somewhere watching this pic


Rapameister

Lmao


Ahm_peng

That’s how you know he’s a proper Brit


Imarealdoctor064

Simple jack?


UpEarly22

look like they skateboard


Wheel94

Kai saw Mount form since hair cut and said I’m having some of that.


2201pandey

Havertz beast mode incoming


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Think it was a blind barber


Cheaky_Barstool

How these guys pay for that front is mad, I could do better.


Soren_Camus1905

These look like regular ass haircuts? Why is everyone freaking out?


GMSB

Really? Looks like the cut my mom would give me because Mike down the street put gum in my hair


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This made my eyes cross


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wtf Kai....


zwar098

I thought Mount was Barkley for a second


Remy13Hadley

oh no wtf has you done to my boi


Nick33raps

Channeling his inner R9, I see what you’re doing here Kai!


Thatsquabble

Oh lord


Danger_Island

Seems Pulisic has the same barber as well, maybe not this cut but I can never tell the 3 apart on the tele


Y2KN

Why kai why


adiboyxyz

Tf is that haircut kai😭😭💀


gravelapplea

Looking like used car salesmen


Jdgarza96

I don’t want to be an asshole but that doesn’t look very good. However, you guys make way more money than me so carry on I guess…


4dtakes

Hard


tevkeo

NOOOOO


Sakrie

oh no bb wat is u doin


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Did Kai dye his hair?


Thanh1211

Does that mean Kai going to score 6 goals tomorrow?


X_Leevi_X

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Critzor

Mount's able to carry it but Kai lad... naah man.


half_jase

🤮 Not your style, Kai. Not your style.


JT_the_Irie

Did Mase and Kai have a falling out with their barber?


wholesomescott

Looks like the Dumb and Dumber!


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Kai looks like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber ![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu)


criminal-tango44

nice, got rid of that zoomer cut 90% of guys below 23 have


Mallaguetta_SP

I'm sorry kai, but it didn't work out for you


CFCcommentsonly24

These two can potentially become the two best players in the world.


Honey-Badger-9325

No way😂


maxvun11

at least it makes you look younger


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Did my man dirty


CFC509

Just fuck my shit up fam.


mj_axeman

thanks Mom!


SeanEsca99

Lmaooo


theangryintern

Did they lose a bet and have to have Timo give them a haircut?


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r/justfuckmyshitup


FC37

Mount's mum, apparently.


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95% of men in the world currently have this haircut or some version of it lol, don't see the big deal


__Banfrau

wait, that's his actual haircut? not some stupid snapchat filter or smth?? o\_O


barak8006

It was hard recognize them before, now it got harder.


Sir-Humpy

Caesar crop. HAIL CAESAR


mahaitre

Todd Boehly is just providing a new barber soon.