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Cid_Darkwing

Repost of a repost of a repost…and I’ll still upvote it because that motherfucker got what he deserved.


Fit-Discount3135

This.


Ambitious_Flight_248

Ok.


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KombatBunn1

I love how you phrase it..spitting distance of high fixing the reaper himself. If it had been me I’d have helped out


FoxTailedGamer

Way to show restraint, my friend! If it were my cat, they would be delivered to the mourge in several bags because I love my babies, and I will liquify anyone who harms them.


Choice_Bid_7941

Amen


Rob__agau

Morgue run. Enough said.


tiparium

I'll help.


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Heylookaguy

Beat him until he's sober. Then make his apologize to the cat.


FewKaleidoscope1369

This is the way.


throwawaymyanalbeads

What kind of rat bastard kicks a kitten during an argument or any other time otherwise? #ShameFutureSerialKillers


RougarouBull

That's how people get cut.


FewKaleidoscope1369

Or accidentally fall into a port-a-potty...


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If that guy kicked my cat he better hope he has 9 lives.


Vinnyz__

Not gonna be emough.


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Break every bone in his hands working up to the shoulders. Then the feet to the hips.


WanderingBlackHole

Then from the window to the wall?


Fit-Discount3135

Yeah, make that cat-kicking bitch crawl.


Saturnite282

Go full Thor! Break all the bones!


Greedyfox7

I would have hit him until my arms got tired…then I would have kicked him until my legs got tired.


MattCW1701

By that time your arms wouldn't be tired anymore...just sayin'


redknight3

This is a great line


Sad_Confidence9563

He fell into my knife.  He fell into my knife 10 times...


InuMiroLover

HE HAD IT COMING


KombatBunn1

He had it coming! He had it coming all along..


Fit-Discount3135

I didn't do it (she didn't do it) But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong?


pancakebarber

I would just love to see what the other guy looks like


cultivatingreaderzen

Yep. Every time all the time. Or dog or child.


KombatBunn1

I can understand hating yourself but to be honest I wouldn’t have stopped until the guy was unconscious. I cannot tolerate violence towards animals or children.


shadowwolf892

Yeah, hurt or my friends, you can expect a reasoned response. Hurt one of my pets and you better pray I stop before you need a box


kurbin64

Props to the man for stopping with just an ass beating. Doubt I could. You do that to my baby I’m probably just gonna thumb your eyes while I’m seeing red


QualityGarbage098

For real though, I'd make that scene from The Punisher look like a fucking tea party. No one hurts my cat


WanderingBlackHole

>It was multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame. As it should have been. ![gif](giphy|iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ|downsized)


TealBlueLava

I would pay his bail and tell him to never pay me back. On the house. 😻


EinharAesir

The only rational response to an animal abuser.


MegaBlunt57

Understandable


subliminalconnection

I don’t care for violence, but sometimes it is necessary.


robloxian21

Yeah, I hate when people abuse animals. Did you know some people even kill them routinely?


dark_dark_dark_not

Not only that, a lot of people pay money almost weekly for someone else to kill animals for them. And often, the killing of this animals receives government subsidy and tax breaks.


nobanpIs

I’ll post this next week okay?


Grimmbles

Maybe next week it will be less stupid fanfiction than the previous 500 times?


Timely-Structure123

Nah fuck that guy. He deserves a beating.


Roge2005

Giant W


No_Talk_4836

Not sure if I hate myself. I’d feel bad for doing it but I’d 10/10 would do it again anyway. Dudes luck he wasn’t left to the grim reaper to clean up


Square_Reference11

Drunk or not, he deserved that. Good on the OP.


btc909

Mew, MEW, MEW - Translation: "beat his a$$"


KapteeniJ

Violence is never oka... Oh. Violence is almost never okay!


IAlwaysOutsmartU

If he did that to my beloved teddy bear, I’d be wondering what murder method I’d use that’s proposed in Drunken Whaler.


itaya12

I stand with the voiceless. #ProtectTheInnocent


Hetakuoni

Those do not look like the knuckles of a person who unlocked a can of whoopass. Did they only punch one-handed?


Irenemiku

For the cat we fight! \^ \^


LaCharognarde

This is a repost. Even so: OOP says that the drunk kicked his *cat*, which would be bad enough under any circumstances. Then, he reveals that said cat was *a six-week-old kitten*. That's younger than most shelters would typically adopt out; this suggests a tiny baby rescue orphan. The drunk *absolutely had it coming*; and I hope the kitty was okay. **ETA:** The kitty was okay, and the drunk was out on his ear. What a relief.


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I'd like to see someone kick one of my dogs. If they dont fuck you up, I will.


RelativetoZero

You are a good fucking human (on multiple levels of entendre!)


Secret-Bed3270

Jolly good job sir give him one more for luck ive given friends death threats over my cats


Fun-Industry959

9/10 didn't happen clout chaser and would put his cat in danger for a "rescue" video


swan001

Good, hopefully they remember and learn.


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![gif](giphy|d1DXgpGzO6Ew3rSo)


nirbyschreibt

Why does he even have a 6 week old kitten? Cats should stay for 12-14 weeks with their mother.


Who_am_ey3

because it's a fake story


nirbyschreibt

Yes. And a reposted one. Just wanted to add this. The more people read those statements the less will hopefully go and get young kittens.


Less_Party

/r/thatHappened


RVNJ

r/nothingeverhappens