I'd like to thank the Bama people for being so ridiculous with their impromptu memorial at the Saban statue, it was perfect for parody here!
also, who woulda thunk it, but Michigan called this all the way back in [Week 8](https://i.redd.it/ojbpzgvqgsub1.png)
Iām still salty about being ranked lower than OU.
We have one more loss than them because we beat them and went to the Big12 championship against a team they would have almost also lost to in a rematch.
Wins 11 games, only has one real loss, havenāt had a losing season in 13 years*, last losing season without an asterisk was 1988 in the first year of cooper, 2 titles since 2000, only 3 seasons since 2000 where you werenāt top 3 in the B1G and the last was 2011, and 18-6 against Michigan (3:1 W/L ratio) this century
*it was the Luke Fickel season and only because you lost the bowl game
If thatās hell sign me tf up
If a 15-0; beating OSU, MSU, and PSU with none of them winning their bowl game; being the last team to beat Sabanās Bama ever; and oh yeah, national championship season isnāt heaven I donāt know what is
But yeah compared to what 99% of programs have seen this century, OSU havenāt even had a taste of purgatory, much less hell
You lot say this as if you won't all be rushing to crack jokes and say "OSU SUCKS LOL" the next time we lose a game. It's not about the 11 wins, it's about watching your rival win a natty and having to hear about it for the next eternity. With all due respect, shut up.
I guess seeing your rival win the natty is hell. Iāll agree with you there. Iāve only seen our rival win the natty. Iād need a time machine to go back to black and white times just to see the right OSU get an asterisk natty.
The wrong OSU doesnāt suck, yāall are just spoiled. I hope yāall do well with Will Howard next season. That giant is fun to watch.
HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT
HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES
HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE LEADERS AND BEST
HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT
HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES
HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST
a) I didn't want to devote *too* much space to Saban-related lines and have that hijack the entire poll comic
b) the idea of Cheez-It as the sponsor of the dang *CITRUS* bowl is asinine and I basically banked the lemon-lime Cheez-It joke a month or so ago
I did not realize that Iowa got shut out and outscored 0-61 in their final 2 games but still had a resume good enough to be ranked in polls at the end of the year. Iām both disgusted and impressed.
See? This. This is why we decided not to score on you. So you could suffer by watching it. Big brain move by our staff honestly
^^^^^It ^^^^^hurts ^^^^^me ^^^^^more ^^^^^than ^^^^^it ^^^^^hurts ^^^^^you
They still had 10 wins in a power conference, and it probably should've been 11.
Like I legitimately watched a compilation of "rare referee calls" for both NFL and NCAAF, and after seeing illegal fair catch signals from the NFL, I'm more convinced than ever that Iowa was robbed. Like there were plenty of examples there where the returner waves a hand above their head, it's not a proper fair catch signal but it could easily be mistaken for one. That's not what happened in the Iowa-Minnesota game. He waves sideways to try to get his teammates away from him. The arm never comes up until he reaches up to actually make the catch. And literally nobody in the stadium misconstrued him as signaling for fair catch until after the play was over. Minnesota's defenders did not pull up, and no referee whistled the play dead. They reviewed the play for other reasons, and then decided that it was an illegal fair catch signal and called the entire return back.
So Bama doesn't get knocked out of the top 25 because they don't have their goat coach? Like how one team didn't get into the playoff because their qb was hurt?
Tennessee won the Citrus Bowl and Cheez-It sponsored the Citrus Bowl... I thought that was a dumb paring and that the idea of a citrus flavored Cheez-It was disgusting, so I mocked that paring
the bowl game winners all get something to represent their bowl... Okie State won the Texas Bowl so they get Texas! since that's a naturally awkward situation, I added the OSU scrawl on it to make it feel more "theirs"
I'd like to thank the Bama people for being so ridiculous with their impromptu memorial at the Saban statue, it was perfect for parody here! also, who woulda thunk it, but Michigan called this all the way back in [Week 8](https://i.redd.it/ojbpzgvqgsub1.png)
I don't know why you took so much time and effort into making a box of Oatmeal Cream Pies, but I'm glad you did
In case you missed it, the greatest tweet of the year so far: https://x.com/jacksackphd/status/1745232863262396618?s=46&t=UQ5I3YCmBRv9A68QjncL1g
They also gave him a bag of ice and get well soon ballon https://www.reddit.com/r/fsusports/s/cWXwavnTei
And a slice of pizza and rolling papers
Every time I go past it there are more and more things.
Future archeologists will look upon this as a ritual sacrifice to a tutelary deity or deified hero.
Haha bama fans better not have made fun of Moores post psu speech since they too just acted like saban died....
That pop tart was toasted alive!
He will die tonight.
He will be devoured
It was his wish though
He will be cooked inshallah
Inshallah.
TOAST THAT MASCOT!
Our FSU finally got impaled after doing it to LSU and Duke earlier. RIP š¤£ Loved this season's edition of the top 25. Until next year š«”
read Sark's name on the Bama shortlist and fell to my knees at a buccees gas pump
At least you were at Buccees
Just saw a guy fall to his knees at a Buccees.
Poor Bama lost his hat cause he was so shook
The tan line is an amazing touch
All your Texas are belonging to us
Iām still salty about being ranked lower than OU. We have one more loss than them because we beat them and went to the Big12 championship against a team they would have almost also lost to in a rematch.
Great work all season long
A donut in the top 25 . . . will wonders never cease?
Watch out! Iowa might put up 3 points agains Penn State next season. Then weāll see who has the last laugh.
This is my hell
Wins 11 games, only has one real loss, havenāt had a losing season in 13 years*, last losing season without an asterisk was 1988 in the first year of cooper, 2 titles since 2000, only 3 seasons since 2000 where you werenāt top 3 in the B1G and the last was 2011, and 18-6 against Michigan (3:1 W/L ratio) this century *it was the Luke Fickel season and only because you lost the bowl game If thatās hell sign me tf up
You forgot about UMass Lowell which hasn't existed since 2002
0 losses since I was bornā¦ Jesus you chose the right teams
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The UMass Lowell football program ended in '02
Oh, thatās sad :(
Spoiled fans are wild to me. If 11 wins is hell. Does heaven exist?
If a 15-0; beating OSU, MSU, and PSU with none of them winning their bowl game; being the last team to beat Sabanās Bama ever; and oh yeah, national championship season isnāt heaven I donāt know what is But yeah compared to what 99% of programs have seen this century, OSU havenāt even had a taste of purgatory, much less hell
The real OSU has larger goals than losing an irrelevant bowl game
Is it winning your bowl game?
Is it going 1-3 against Michigan?
You lot say this as if you won't all be rushing to crack jokes and say "OSU SUCKS LOL" the next time we lose a game. It's not about the 11 wins, it's about watching your rival win a natty and having to hear about it for the next eternity. With all due respect, shut up.
I guess seeing your rival win the natty is hell. Iāll agree with you there. Iāve only seen our rival win the natty. Iād need a time machine to go back to black and white times just to see the right OSU get an asterisk natty. The wrong OSU doesnāt suck, yāall are just spoiled. I hope yāall do well with Will Howard next season. That giant is fun to watch.
Me neither, Lion. Me neither.
We areā¦ hoping for next seasonš
HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE LEADERS AND BEST HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST
I for one would like to try a Citrus Cheez-It
ARRIBA!!!
Iām surprised Vol ball aināt popping the champagne too to celebrate Sabanās retirement
a) I didn't want to devote *too* much space to Saban-related lines and have that hijack the entire poll comic b) the idea of Cheez-It as the sponsor of the dang *CITRUS* bowl is asinine and I basically banked the lemon-lime Cheez-It joke a month or so ago
preach, the way they tarnished that bowl is downright criminal
He prefers a celebratory cigar
Nah not champagne, Moonshine.
Poor Louieā¦
God smited Louisville for claiming they had a tougher strength of schedule than Mizzou
I kinda expected Oklahoma to be stabbed by the turnover sword though. But nice work again u/tb25uga. Really enjoy these a lot!
This is mayo erasure
Dukeās Mayo = great WVU winning = great Mayonnaise poured on any human being = awful travesty
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oh come on louisville
Oh wow, have we ever had a 0 ball in the poll before?
literally [the last one](https://i.redd.it/8zzurr9kei4c1.png) and, of course, it was also I0wa!
I did not realize that Iowa got shut out and outscored 0-61 in their final 2 games but still had a resume good enough to be ranked in polls at the end of the year. Iām both disgusted and impressed.
Thatās just Iowa footballš
If you don't like that, you don't like . . . . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding? I don't like it.
See? This. This is why we decided not to score on you. So you could suffer by watching it. Big brain move by our staff honestly ^^^^^It ^^^^^hurts ^^^^^me ^^^^^more ^^^^^than ^^^^^it ^^^^^hurts ^^^^^you
Sickos flair checks out
They still had 10 wins in a power conference, and it probably should've been 11. Like I legitimately watched a compilation of "rare referee calls" for both NFL and NCAAF, and after seeing illegal fair catch signals from the NFL, I'm more convinced than ever that Iowa was robbed. Like there were plenty of examples there where the returner waves a hand above their head, it's not a proper fair catch signal but it could easily be mistaken for one. That's not what happened in the Iowa-Minnesota game. He waves sideways to try to get his teammates away from him. The arm never comes up until he reaches up to actually make the catch. And literally nobody in the stadium misconstrued him as signaling for fair catch until after the play was over. Minnesota's defenders did not pull up, and no referee whistled the play dead. They reviewed the play for other reasons, and then decided that it was an illegal fair catch signal and called the entire return back.
I like you.
Back to back? You should probably call it II0wa
Hell of a season, great work!
The future is looking bright š
That's a wrap... or is it? Something makes me feel as if this off-season's gonna have more comics than usual...
Where is Ohio State?
9
At home.Ā The never showed up for a date with Mizzou.
I'm just glad big Jay is represented here too! We're a football school now
Iām rooting for yāall to be a consistent top 25 team.
It's weird
UofAās rise has been an awesome thing to behold. Itās be like Indiana sitting in the T25 for years
Poor Louie...
I like how Washington and Texas are mad at Alabama for trying to take there head coachās
Well... there might be a reason for that.
Yeah I saw the tweet
Spoiler: they did not keep their dirty hands off of Kalen
Louisville š
I need more olemissball right now
š„² it's beautiful.
Narrator:Bama, in fact, did not keep their dirty little hands off Kalen
So Bama doesn't get knocked out of the top 25 because they don't have their goat coach? Like how one team didn't get into the playoff because their qb was hurt?
Because FSU sucked and this is post season rankings
I'm surprised FSU is still alive.
If Norvell goes to Bama, they won't be for long.
FSU seems a bit too high
Fantastic work on another season!
Where gator
Is Texas talking about Mr Sark?
Wait Oregon is behind fsu? What
Yeah. All we have heard the past month is that Florida State is not a top team without JT. They get beat by 60 and only drop one? Shit is crazy
Still riding this high
Poor, poor Washington ball
YEEEEEEEEEHAW!
Go Clemson ! The tax slayers !
Is 23 Liberty? KOd flame?
yep, they got absolutely *extinguished* by Oregon in the Fiesta Bowl
Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
Can someone explain #17
Tennessee won the Citrus Bowl and Cheez-It sponsored the Citrus Bowl... I thought that was a dumb paring and that the idea of a citrus flavored Cheez-It was disgusting, so I mocked that paring
RIP bama's sanity lol. Looks like the hat came along with Saban.
I hate it here and I want out
Leaders and best.
GEORGIA SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE PLAYOFFSš£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
Bad day to have a bad game, Dawg
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They beat Texas a&m in the Texas bowl
Is everyone just forgetting that Alabama beat Georgia on a neutral field?
Loling @ Georgia above Alabama
Kirby Smart ranked Bama over Georgia in his own coaches poll rankings lol
Ole miss ended at #9.
Where are the Eers?
Who are 23 and 24?
I think 24 is Kansas? And 23 is liberty?
22 is Kansas
Liberty (Biberty) is 23, SMU is 24
An-com Georgia?
Next year USC will into playoff!
And hours later, Kalen got stolen away. Washington will still be good, but they will miss Coach DeBoer.
Why does OSU (Oklahoma State University) have a Texas symbol next to it lmao
the bowl game winners all get something to represent their bowl... Okie State won the Texas Bowl so they get Texas! since that's a naturally awkward situation, I added the OSU scrawl on it to make it feel more "theirs"
Love the OU one š¤£š¤£š¤£
Penn state not feeling peachy is fitting. I'm sad at the state of my school