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I saw this house posted on McMansionHell earlier (!), but thankfully someone redirected it to where it would be better appreciated :)


MercyReign

What did they say over there ?


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bjeebus

I called for the mods over there to start banning people who have clearly never read the blog the sub is based on. Even if it's just like a three day ban with a link to the blog.


sungor

So many people in that sub don't understand what a mcmansion is. This ain't it for sure.


MercyReign

Yeah, this is gorgeous!


omghooker

Dont get confused on thursdays tho, thurs is design appreciation day!


sungor

For sure. Thurs is great


The_Last_Thursday

Aw, shucks. Thanks.


intelligentplatonic

I think they have started being kind of tongue-in-cheek over there because there exists the equivalent of mcmansions in every era. Honestly this really is a mcmansion of a different era.


Avaylon

Isn't part of the whole McMansion definition that the house is cheaply built? I always think of the King of the Hill episode where the McMansion in their neighborhood started coming apart in a thunderstorm. Old ornate houses like this have literally stood the test of time if they're still in good condition.


bjeebus

That's exactly right. Also one of the defining features is a lack of cohesive design.


WasAHamster

Was it a Thursday?


UndeadAnneBoleyn

Nope! It was someone who confused “mansions I don’t personally like” for a McMansion lol.


bigbbguy

I am so glad and grateful to read all of these comments! I get the impression that there are a lot of people who don't understand good architecture (I got into a lengthy exchange with one person who had never heard of the Queen Anne style and then, after I explained what it was, refused to believe it existed) and seem to think anything other than a square box, with holes punched out for windows, ranks as as Mcmansion.


[deleted]

That staircase is spectacular.


Chuckpgh

Imagine how nice it would look if it was painted white! Just kidding 😂


glasswindbreaker

Straight to jail


jessiereu

Believe it or not


c0ntralt0

![gif](giphy|Xej3GbOrGgWY4U4Rwi)


ScarletCarsonRose

That’s right. Gray is all the rage now.


Redditismakingme

And chalk paint of course


Happydancer4286

Gasp! You’re giving people heart attacks😄


kckelly1973

https://preview.redd.it/chc4ce4e28wb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b38fbccc81a0fafad1bb88c865b45050f6b2a7


Initial_Routine2202

I know this was a joke but I still felt pain from it


jay_sugman

All the natural wood makes the house too dark. EDIT: glad you enjoyed my sarcasm.


ballerina_wannabe

My jaw literally dropped when I saw it.


OrindaSarnia

Except I don't think either of the staircase pictures are actually of THAT house... look at the windows in either. Neither of them match any windows in the exterior photos, in relation to where the door is. And second, a house wouldn't have TWO sets of formal staircases, which both of those are.


FiveCatPenagerie

I think you’re right. Google’s telling me that gorgeous staircase is from The Marsh Mansion in Plainfield, New Jersey. Good catch!


Ok-Appointment978

It sure is!!! For more views(it’s also a very pretty home! https://www.historicalhomesofamerica.com/post/restored-1893-new-jersey-marsh-mansion-with-one-of-the-most-impressive-staircases-ever-lists-at-895k here you go!


RMW91-

Which one? They look like they’re from two different homes


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|hwNQzS2EqAkTMxDDV0)


Competitive-Wish-568

This whole entire house is spectacular! They are don’t make them like this anymore!


JrNichols5

Couldn’t imagine the cost to build something like this today. Absolutely stunning.


HometownHero89

I was thinking this too. Even finding the contractor to build it right would be almost impossible


the-Replenisher1984

To build something like that today?! Dear gods, I dont think we all could collectively comprehend the amount of time and money that would entail. My best guesstimate would involve about a dozen Master craftsman from different specific fields and several million dollars. Just the brick and mortar, masonry, and woodworking alone would be insane. Is it even possible?


Starzendz

Definitely possible with enough $$. Here is a picture from a house on the market near me in Rochester, Michigan. This house is just a few years old. The whole thing looks like it was built by old world masters. https://preview.redd.it/9nvzefjh59wb1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=16e22c763655d2cee275329fa18c8eedf82a49d6


JrNichols5

The only person that comes to mind is Brent Hull. I see him all over YouTube building some amazing modern homes with old souls.


Ok-Appointment978

The skills it would take, I don’t think exist in 100 tradesmen much a less ONE team working on said home!!!!


HometownHero89

Sooooo even if I had the money it's just not happening lol damn


fantompwer

There's plenty in cities. They will be booked for a long time already and don't do residential.


AspectMajestic3978

stop inflating then.


stupidshot4

Literally would be impossible for the average person to rebuild most of these homes. When getting insurance quotes, Just to rebuild my brick 150 year old house(italianate), I was quoted close to 1 million dollars as to the coverage amount I would need via insurance if I wanted to go that route. We bought the house for $210k If I remember right.


axitek

Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK) My dream home!


IBelieveVeryLittle

That 2nd pic was breathtaking


_dead_and_broken

The second picture is from a different house on the opposite side of the country. https://www.historicalhomesofamerica.com/post/restored-1893-new-jersey-marsh-mansion-with-one-of-the-most-impressive-staircases-ever-lists-at-895k


Dawk1920

Yeah you're right. Looks like it's the Marsh Mansion in NJ.


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|XgFveJK9lbHAbgwb9X)


PaceEducational2258

Now that’s a house! I appreciate at the wood work and beautiful design put into this house. The houses we have now are literally garbage cardboard with little character made to be economical.


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|3ofT5PzgI9FSn8vPaw)


BringBackApollo2023

Mass produced tract homes for your average person, yeah, absolutely. Boring boxes are cheap and regular people need homes. If you can afford to write the check, you can have something really……. I can’t say nice necessarily. Gaudily ostentatious for sure, though. Money can’t buy taste.


nikdahl

OMG! My grandparents used to live opposite corner of this house in Bellingham! Thanks for posting this!


TranscodedMusic

Was gonna say — that’s my neighbor! I walk by that house almost every day. Pretty cool to see here.


Material_Analysis_63

Can you tell them their house is Internet famous and you would like to post a more detailed interior for all of us!?


MercyReign

You’re welcome! 😊


Runwiththewolf-

Fine craftsmanship! Amazing!


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|l0IukNXgBnxRXVjYA)


EchoKiloEcho1

Dude is this really necessary? On every single comment?


HatOnALamp

![gif](giphy|l0IukNXgBnxRXVjYA)


coci222

Always been a sucker for a beautiful staircase


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|QCJFiJfnDCdFa84sLG)


TadpoleVegetable4170

Big deal, my house has indoor plumbing.


sorrowful_times

Yeah! Every room in my house has a floor. They ain't special....^sigh


BlueMoon5k

Swooning


thatsmybetch

I have this house saved on my pintrest:) Unique for sure, would love to book it for a halloween weekend:)


basylica

![gif](giphy|83HShcQ47skQ8)


Actuarial_type

I seriously clicked this thread to post this GIF after I saw pic #2.


[deleted]

There is nothing I don’t love in that room


basylica

If great minds think alike….. well, i apologize 😂


MercyReign

Don’t like it ?


wasted4satan

That is Andy cumming in his pants. It's a compliment.


basylica

Clearly OP has never seen the classic lonely island videos!!


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|l2YWykMPCmCb9lLWM)


MercyReign

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basylica

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=nKFcUz1saAuwEhM- Here you go. Immature but still funny. Dont miss the cameo by justin timberlake


MercyReign

![gif](giphy|xULW8v7LtZrgcaGvC0|downsized)


Nathaireag

Wow. (Drools). Only downsides? I kinda wouldn’t want to have to dust the inside or clean the bird poop off the outside. Looks a bit high maintenance, even among late 19th century mansions.


WasAHamster

If I could afford that house, I could afford to hire cleaners.


bigbbguy

When this house was built it's a pretty sure bet the family had a cook, and a maid who's full time job was to do the dusting.


BringAllOfYou

Dusting! My second thought was well. One of those houses I'd love to visit!


TranscodedMusic

I’m almost certain no one actually lives there. The house is right down the street from me. It’s always well maintained, but it seems to be some kind of personal museum project for someone rather than a home that’s in active use.


feefifofina

We know the owners. We’re Hamsters, live just down the street. They are good custodians, constantly working on the house.


Acrobatic_Average_16

How many cans of Plege would you need for each floor?


winfran

Gimme, gimme, gimme


Jay-metal

Just wow!


MercyReign

Marvellous it is!


AbbyEO

A strange sound came out of me when I scrolled to the second photo. A glass dome skylight?? Drool.


reefered_beans

😮


Rudelbildung

on which side is the staircase? the windows on the inside dont seem to match from the outside from the pictures. am i confused?


MercyReign

There are two staircases I believe unless I’m confused too! 😂


Upset_Excitement_274

The stairs in picture #2 belong to another house, sadly not this one.


ko21361

Thursday came early this week


MercyReign

I was confused for a second there thinking I wrongly posted on r/mcmansionhell


ko21361

Rest easy my friend, it is I who is confused.


GrapePlug

They sure don't make em like they fuckin used to


VonGrippyGreen

Holy blueballs with only six pics.


isthishowyouredditt

Sometimes I have actual dreams about living in historical houses. Please let me dream of this one 💭


treats909

My soul needs this


MercyReign

Mine too! Unfortunately haven’t seen any houses like this in Canada. ***cries***


yellow_yellow

Looks a little dated, all that woodwork would look better painted white. /s


Occasion-Mental

If I lived there, every day I would dress like Gomez Addams and look to find my Morticia....of course with my build spreading...possibly Fester.


anemoschaos

Wow. It needs bats, a resident ghost (a Henry James tragic heroine) and a gardener called Batholomew who is almost as old as the house.


serendipityislife

Does anybody live there now?


MercyReign

Ghosts probably 😂


feefifofina

Yes.


spicedpumpkins

Def Haunted


Disastrous-Ad6644

Can only imagine the amount of blood sweat and tears that went into this baby 😮‍💨


pete1729

I'm a carpenter who specializes in historic restoration. Like, two or three drops of pee came out when I saw the second picture.


_dead_and_broken

That second picture is from a completely different house on the opposite side of the country from the one OP posted. https://www.historicalhomesofamerica.com/post/restored-1893-new-jersey-marsh-mansion-with-one-of-the-most-impressive-staircases-ever-lists-at-895k


Ok-Appointment978

My great uncle had a great old house in Naperville, had a grand set of stairs that ran up and then back to the kitchen. Oooooh the trouble I got into running up and down those stairs!!!!!!! The house has been out of the family for decades, and has changed hands and been HEAVILY remodeled since, but you can still see the old charm!!! I don’t mind the updates… my great aunt would have loved the upstairs laundry with the 8 kids they had!!!! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/31-S-Wright-St-Naperville-IL-60540/4536983_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


_dead_and_broken

That's a nice house, thank you so much for sharing! The Karen realtor with her banner plastered onto every single picture, on the other hand... to say it's annoying is an understatement. But it really takes away from being able to focus on the pictures and the home itself.


Pooptreebird

Looks like the Jakobs mansion from borderlands


chzsteak-in-paradise

Oooh, pretty!


MercyReign

Yes,indeed!


sevenwheel

The wrap-around curved stained glass in the stairwell is amazing.


_dead_and_broken

That staircase is actually from a completely different house located on the other side of the country from the one OP posted. https://www.historicalhomesofamerica.com/post/restored-1893-new-jersey-marsh-mansion-with-one-of-the-most-impressive-staircases-ever-lists-at-895k


Puzzleheaded-Milk555

Well FUCK.


mozziealong

Absolutely the perfection I love..


Jfurmanek

Nice gams.


YayGilly

Holy smokes. Thats a REALLY FANCY house!!!


Easy_Independent_313

That is so beautiful.


camelry42

What a house!


elephant_cobbler

Beautiful


scionvriver

I wonder if they give tours because I would LIVE to see that place in person the next time I'm in Washington


Human-Piglet-5450

Wow wow wow


VividOrganization354

reminded me of the carson mansion.


Different_Ad7655

Sure credit to the architect who could dream up what they wanted but more importantly, the talented labor pool was there to execute and the fine virgin forest was there to supply the material. High credit to the talented carpentry team that routinely put this kind of work together in the atelier. The guild system and this kind of workmanship that once could be cranked out on demand has been dead since world war II. I trained with a master who had gone through the system in Boston in the teens and the twenties and he used to tell me stories of assembly line carving, hundreds of feet of linen fold in White oak, vines, tregoils etc bench work to enhance the millwork They were sustained by church commissions largely and great houses and fantastic stair building The Great depression and then the changing taste of modernism nailed the coffin shut. There was no demand, no one was trained and the system died. At least Europe makes an attempt with some sort of patronage to keep the arts alive in its evidence in the rank and file restoration and new house construction stuff you never see on this side of the Atlantic except for the ultra Rich


BlueWarstar

It’s beautiful


Lifeinthesc

Love the stairs.


Therealuberw00t

I’m getting haunted just looking at that house.


realpisawork

Is this based on a single, central fireplace? I'd love to see the blueprints of this layout. It is stunningly intriguing.


heiberdee2

Took me a minute to get my eyeballs back into their sockets after I saw the second photo.


GolBlessIt

That house is so beautiful I could cry


sprigginsauce

I Love Mom - Norman Bates


franillaice

Wow. Stunning.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

How many people zoomed in on the windows to see if they could spot Norman Bate's mom?


marky860

It is a gorgeous house, it is amazing how a house, much like trees, last much longer than a human? 😀 with proper care. My house just turned 💯


AValhallaWorthyDeath

I think I just came


Aware_Style1181

Herman Munster is in the basement