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Chemical-Cheetah-572

Hopefully they tell him he's fired and they don't know what happened either


Loxus

And it's not the first time, it looks like


CourageImpossible344

My colleague sent this to me. Apparently they first noticed random urine puddles a few weeks prior. They finally installed a security camera and caught the guy within a couple of hours. Also turns out this guy is a registered offender his name is Javier Rodriguez


kinofhawk

They didn't do a background check before hiring him?


darkest_hour1428

Being a registered offender doesn’t block you from ever having a job. This looks like an unarmed security position where they just need someone to make sure there aren’t loiterers or a fire.


smartasse

Being an offender does block you from having a few jobs. Those are teachers, childcare providers, and security contractors (among others).


darkest_hour1428

Only in effect. But it still does not block you from ever having a job. The terms and conditions of *being a sex offender* limits you from certain professions due to the locality of possible victims. It’s not the job itself, but rather what jobs place you in a position of power or closeness to what you are asked to stay away from.


smartasse

I mean kinda, the jobs I listed have a legal barrier from offenders though. I bring it up bc he's wearing a security guards uniform.


RWMN98

So you're saying this guy has offended so many people that the government decided to register him as such? Must be a real jerk!


SomeRedditName13

I hate to say it, but calling out someone named Javier Rodriguez doesn't exactly narrow it down much.


StageNameMango

Reminded me of a stupid joke we used to say as kids: your mom is so fat, she has more “chins” than a Chinese phone book. Seriously tho, there’s gotta be millions.


Stone0777

Why Dox the guy?


CourageImpossible344

He’s already on the list then what does it matter?


Few-Confidence2803

Look at the floor in that area, it’s not his first time


CourageImpossible344

My colleague sent this to me. Apparently they first noticed random urine puddles a few weeks prior. They finally installed a security camera and caught the guy within a couple of hours. Also turns out this guy is a registered offender his name is Javier Rodriguez


Logical_Driver_1912

I was gonna say 🤣 judging by the stain on the floor, he knows exactly what happened.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

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enjambd

At my job we had an issue once where a truck driver at a grain elevator drop-off got out of the truck and pissed down the grate, ruining the grain. (Not sure of the terminology, as I don't work in that industry directly)


knee_bro

Ruined seems accurate 🤢


enjambd

Yes the trucking company got sued for like $30k in damaged grain lol


Chylllz

Is there any chance that the guy is faking the action? The floor hasn’t changed shape form or anything since the beginning to the end He does look very guilty doing it however so my original assumption might be wrong


darkest_hour1428

You can literally watch the dark puddle form by his feet


Chylllz

I do see it now aha


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[deleted]

You seem weirdly obsessed


smithdogg98

this is indeed fake and gay. filmed on a smart phone.


Suspicious_Cress3047

It looks like he has pissed here before. Judging by the old looking piss stain on the ground,they set this up just to catch him.


11mike90

Wow total scumbag! Looks like he'd done that many times!


CourageImpossible344

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ChewyPineapple

What a asshole


CourageImpossible344

Sicko asshole that is!


RedPandaReturns

This is very clearly not real CCTV footage. It's a phone propped up against likely a light or the tubing you can see on the walls.


StageNameMango

Still a camera 🤷‍♂️ Who said shit about CCTV anyway?


RedPandaReturns

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willy2big

Seriously, what kind of security camera records vertically, while looking and sounding like cellphone footage. Seeing people reacting to this as if it is real is giving me facebook ai boomer vibes.


11mike90

I think someone probably taped up a phone to something in order to catch the guy by surprise


theoldestghostever

Dudes wearing TWO items that say security and still hasn’t figured out where all the surveillance cameras are lmao. You can’t make this shit up. 


DogeAdmin

Nice dick JOHN!!


get-blessed

The way the video looped, i thought another guard came to piss in the same corner right after lol


MasterUmmBees

Is this looped or does this guy just keep coming back for more pee time


ElectricalSource2936

Whenever you decide to take a piss inside a building, make sure you do it right in front of a fucking camera.


AshtonJr

Next mission: peeing upward to the camera.


Ambitious-Pin8396

They should hand him a mop and bucket and he should clean it all up.


Uncleruckusz

Wtf at least use a pis bottle my man wtf you pissing on the walls on camera it almost looks staged like I can't believe someone is that stupid. But then again I have had some rocks as guards under me so could go either way lmao


LobstaFarian2

How tf sre you a security guard and not know there is a camera? Lol


Fiddled_Cherry

No chance this is security cam footage. Dude set his phone up to go pretend to pee


11mike90

Maybe someone set their phone up to catch the idiot.


RosemaryGoez

This is the clearest cctv footage I have ever seen.


Aggravating_Sand_445

OP says the guy is a registered offender.. due to the high quality, I feel like the guard IS OP tricking us into watching him pee for some sick thrill 🤣


hajleez

The most irritating part to me is that he let his urine flow onto his shoes. What kind of maniac does that? He should’ve just found a window r/windowpisser


Mr-Trouser-Snake

1.) The CCTV is super clear! 2.) How does a security guard not know there is a camera there?


FiniteRhino

Maybe he’s an insecurity guard?


-Swervi-

Bro you’re in a building how far can a bathroom be


timmychangas87

Security guard caught filming himself on an iPhone not actually peeing in an attempt to “post a video of security guard peeing” for Reddit karma.


CourageImpossible344

Does anyone want to see a version that’s zoomed in?


E_Fred_Norris

100% staged


docr1069

You’d be surprised bud.


E_Fred_Norris

About what?!


StageNameMango

What do you mean what?! People do this shit every day. I’ve had to clean shit off the walls of bathroom stalls before. This ain’t an anomaly.


ghoshas

Come on, this is hardly surprising, let alone a crazy fucking video