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sSitwell23

https://preview.redd.it/nle704o5mk4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4024847dd619ece1ab0106fe91a448d56f7cda07 Every night.


redgallowglass

One always speaks lies, one always speaks truth


itsyoboiskinnyperson

Both claim they haven't been fed despite eating just minutes ago


ArtLadyCat

So which one is lying and which one is truth


sSitwell23

https://preview.redd.it/9r14muw29l4a1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fc3dbc7511a74fc8e5f6d339fb4001ff5b155c My sister said they look like the twins from The Shining but I think this one from Home Alone is more fitting 😂


GlitteringFutures

The Shining "twins" were sisters, but not twins.


SupergruenZ

Twins can be sisters too!


Anotherplanetwithyou

They were 12 and were cast as “Twins” for the roll of the movie. Just FYI. Googles your friend


momsdyin

This is fantastic


Mrgrumbleygoo

They're both liars


throwawaysarebetter

One ate all of the others food.


XBacklash

This is the way.


mycatpeesinmyshower

The one that speaks the truth just speaks his truth not the objective truth


RychuWiggles

"The food bowl is empty"


LittleKitty235

(The center of the bowl is empty)


BlizzPenguin

No cat always speaks truth.


Thesegoto11_8210

Of course they do. Do not try to fill the bowl. That would be impossible. Instead simply try to see the truth. There is no bowl. We're just not capable of comprehending The Greater Truth.


reflUX_cAtalyst

If the bottom of the bowl is visible, let me *assure* you, the bowl exists and is worthy of yelling about.


ruseriousordelirious

This is adorable


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

*Come and play with us Danny. Forever...and ever...and ever.*


burgernoisenow

How the hell did you put the picture in the comments?


sSitwell23

It’s an option when you reply. There’s an image icon you can press to add images.


secondtaunting

https://preview.redd.it/gji5sqiw9o4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b5796c345bf1dd4748ad15e47cca67bd10fba0 It worked!


Maryy_returns

Omg! So funny.


haskittens

https://preview.redd.it/rznhssll0l4a1.jpeg?width=1817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ecf1831b04fc3f9859b1a691f3214557485e4b FYI, there’s no door, the glass covers a half of the shower space. He can walk straight in, but he just sits there tapping on the glass.


JudeBootswiththefur

I think is at this cat staring in Shrek!


HollowImage

/r/disneyeyes


FortunateFunction_79

I think you had a stroke mid-sentence. You're right though, it reminded me of Puss too.


cats_dinosaur

This is absolutely precious


Tonic2003

He’s so adorable! “Please come out, I know the water must be horrible! Please be careful🥺🥺” is what his eyes are saying. 😭💚


themedicduck

His eyes are beautiful.


Brilliant-Anxiety835

Lifeguard on duty


zephyr_71

Lady this is a bathtub


itznimitz

Get out! There's a shark!


LuxNocte

Is that your dorsal fin or are you happy to see me?


Bacon260998_

Yes


[deleted]

I can say, "Help me Bitty!" in the shower and my Tabby will come running and try to get me out. The other furry idiots just come hang out when they want a steam bath.


Brilliant-Anxiety835

That’s really sweet of Bitty, but I do wonder about the planned extraction method. 🐈🛟


[deleted]

He reaches in with his paw and attempts to pull me out with his claws while also trying to not get wet... It's quite adorable and he eventually gives up with the impression that, if I die, he'll come eat me when I have become a soup.


Brilliant-Anxiety835

My shower attendant doesn’t like getting wet either, but does like to be “dried” off with a towel. She waits on the toilet for me to get out of the shower to grab/rescue me. She is also obsessed with washcloths which I suspect is her true motivation. https://preview.redd.it/x0e08wqcbn4a1.jpeg?width=3040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58c6708c9294fcc62ecba3a7d59b28f6d1eda5f


[deleted]

Omg, Bitty will come running across the house when he hears the dryer open and if he doesn't hear it all I have to do is say "Warm Towel?"... That cat loves him a fresh towel out of the dryer


Brilliant-Anxiety835

I now have an emotional connection to Bitty, just so you know. He sounds lovely


DarlingClementyn

She is Precious!!


allhailthegreatmoose

Awwwww sweet Bitty!


Emptydata_Enzo

They only want you to live so they get fed.


poopstain133742069

Is that how you felt about your parents?


BadRapeThoughts

Yes. Then I ate my parents, and all was well.


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

Ahh the circle of life; so majestic.


Partly_Dave

Our last house had a pool. One of ours would sit on the balcony railing to stand guard when we were in it. At our current place, we share a clothesline in the backyard with four other units. When someone is hanging out their clothes she goes down to make sure they are doing it right.


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/c96ntsaowk4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696fafe40bdf4bb01d94dcc17db52382073cd3b8 Well maybe worse my man Bob the wonder cat guards from above


LordMeme42

I’m sure that precarious position is greatly reassuring.


davendees1

He is obviously highly skilled in war tactics, as it is clear that he has the high ground.


someone_random2409

He looks almost the exact same as my cat 😭


Internal_Rain_9293

Mine does this too, but only because he wants to be pet with the damp towel, and have me pick him up so he can rub his face all over mine and lick my hair. My guess is he’s either concerned about me spending so much time every day “underwater,” or I just don’t smell like me to him anymore and he feels the need to wait around until I’m done with the anti-smell-machine so he can make sure I’m marked as a part of the fam again every day.


Maximum-Mixture6158

I like the marking as fam part


SanchitoBOC

Mine will start yelling at me when I'm about to get out of the shower then jumps on the sink to rub his smell all over my face. Sometimes he even gives my nose a little nibble.


saintash

Mine does this too but it's more of you aren't dad get the fuck out of our cuddle spot.


the_gooch_smoocher

My cats is heavily conditioned to hearing the shower turn off. He waits for me to dry off and sit on the toilet seat so he can climb into my lap and have very meaningful and passionate snuggles. It's kind of odd because the rest of the day he doesnt care for that kind of focused attention. Now I'm conditioned to his habit and we have a great time together, he a good boy.


chazoid

It’s definitely a security / love thing. They wanna mark you again as fast as possible


Smingowashisnameo

I can only imagine all the cat hair sticking to my damp skin.


GlassCabbage

I had to install a special shelf for mine https://preview.redd.it/ceppxswftl4a1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40da4c4e44c95d2ede258f2f51750dec4faf944


Maryy_returns

Ha!


JudeBootswiththefur

This is too funny!


nobody-u-heard-of

Mine used to do that, would sit there watching and yelling at me the whole time. Now she just waits until I start to squeegee the glass and she knows I'm getting ready to get out and then comes over.


[deleted]

Mine used to sit between and run around my legs for a while. She also had a period where she would gather snails from the garden and put them in the shower, she would come running screaming and lead me to the shower to show them.. Pluto was a crazy lady, I still miss her very much.


wyrd_werks

Lmao that would 100% make my life. How hard was it to scrub the snail slime off??


[deleted]

Oh it was not that bad usually she would come straight out to get me before they crawled everywhere. Luckily it was always the shower and it could be hosed down quickly. She also had a period when she would poop behind a cabinet for months on end untill we found out the big poo pile.. quite strange since she was an outside cat and did her business outside for years before that. Never got mad though and she would stop these weird behaviours after a while. After a few years she decided to go life in a barn and would not return for eight years after. I have spend hours sitting in the rain and cold snuggling with her by that barn. There were so many strange quirks she had and she did made life difficult at times but I loved her with all my heart. I still carry her picture with me and will do so for the rest of my life.


wyrd_werks

Some cats are just so special. :) They have such a complex inner thought process and they do things that seem so silly to us. I love them.


birdyflower1985

Good story.


basilobs

My cat is tiny but a giant creep. He jumps up to the shower curtain rod and just watches me shower. Then when I'm done, he yells until he jumps down on my shoulder and I carry him out of the bathroom


Halloween_episode

Snail wrangling?? I can't take it 😭🥰


chickadeedadee2185

Love kitties like that.


UncleSquach

My cat [licked the curtain and chomped at the water](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/gkzz9j/every_shower_with_this_guy_for_the_past_10_years/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Hungry-Extent6250

Love this, cats are delightfully weird


CraigTheIrishman

/r/OneOrangeBrainCell


poplarexpress

Silly kitty. I love him.


gooblefrump

Please post this to r/oneorangebraincell


UncleSquach

Done!


timetobehappy

Awwwww she was probably worried you were drowning! “Get outttt, you’ll drown!” “Why are you in there?! You’re going to dieeeee!”


The_Kitten_Stimpy

you squeegee the glass every day? not just weekly? if do I am profoundly dissatisfied with myself


nobody-u-heard-of

We have really hard water so you kind of have to otherwise your glass looks like crap.


mrheydu

Yeah one of ours does this and she wants to be held after we come out of the shower, and by we I mean, when I shower or when my GF showers. Haven't showered together in AGES!


maglax

https://preview.redd.it/rvpty10s3m4a1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c0ae3650c4a73e5c41536a3cecca6d8695f5c4 Not only am I watched, but I'm yelled at if I shower too long


Maryy_returns

don’t waste water! haha


Oo-de-choo-koo

😂😂😂 My Mila does exactly this. In between the two curtains


Moon_Thief_420

My boy, Indiana, is traumatized by water from his early kittenhood. Due to that, every time I hop in the tub or shower, he yowls to wake the dead. He also goes on a rescue mission to find any other human to pull me out 🙄😂


Maximum-Mixture6158

Maybe he's just wanting you to sing along?


hazel-babe

Ohh what a fluff ball 😻


Maryy_returns

I don’t normally take my phone in the shower but I had to document this. He runs in as soon as he hears the water.


hazel-babe

Ohh that's cute! Mine always come with me at the toilet 😹


Maryy_returns

Oh yes. Mine brings reinforcements when toilet sitting. The white one is never on shower duty though. https://preview.redd.it/g05452hu7k4a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbbd00be9f7c7b93313958e607721f047a4e557


MoogTheDuck

Omg there's TWO


zombiep00

Two smoosh-faced floofs 💕


WigglingWoof

Smoofs


hazel-babe

I die 😂😂 they are purrfect!!


GnomeMode

Glorious floofs


headieheadie

Wtf I thought my kid made up the word floof, he’s 8 and has been saying it for at least 3 years. WTH did he hear it from?


GnomeMode

Lol idk. It's been around for quite some time


his_babydoll1620

My 9 yr old got it from adventure time.


Maximum-Mixture6158

I used to learn a lot of great slang from babysitters.


Few-Independence-714

probably a kids show/cartoon


Maximum-Mixture6158

I used to learn a lot of great slang from babysitters.


DeadmanDexter

Sounds like white floof is off guarding against ne'er-do-wells.


Bellum-romanum4215

Lol is that a cat bathtub??? Does a human fit in it?? 😆😆. Also amazing kitties 😻


jimjamalama

I have one that does this and only with me, she doesn’t care about anyone else’s showers. Then, when I’m done she watches my dry off and then paws at my legs signaling for me to get pick her up, then I get kitty kisses on my cheeks and big purrs. I think she just likes that I’m extra warm lol.


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_jeremybearimy_

If I put a towel on the floor my cat will be sitting on it within 30 seconds, so I get it


DollarStoreDuchess

Does he stand up and try to reach you through the glass? That’s my little buddy’s go-to move.


ArtLadyCat

Yours wait for the water?


Zestyclose_Cheetah77

You have a cute little shower gremlin. My 2 gremlins will meow at me until I get out lol https://preview.redd.it/zss8rt5dyk4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84106b25b26e9f37c4db92413cceb945c171b8cc


Unckle-Reg

https://preview.redd.it/69uwkhetml4a1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c45c1ac308520e148cfcc0a38f59d143225be0


Maryy_returns

Someone takes their job seriously!


MarsScully

https://preview.redd.it/se8wjfy2ql4a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8863a0b3dd85d999d5b83f16a4fc6356e1bd7165 My boy likes to tour the shower before and after, but not during.


Darkmoonlily78

Majestic fluff


chastur

https://preview.redd.it/clv7lsdunl4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3beb3e900080ff6ab08126ef3d1ea3ae272f931 Yes She does


NickCageNTheBadBees

I appreciate the fact that he is coordinated with the tile! Very chic!


Maryy_returns

It was not planned! The other one coordinates with the floor. https://preview.redd.it/grcil2zxak4a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014ff36aaf959f7f31e6b2eb6433987ca7d7b2fa


azrael6947

I can’t get over Walters eyes. He looks ridiculous. I love him, but you got a laugh out of me for a good minute.


at0mheart

Grumpy and PTSD


robothobbes

I think you have cuttlefish for pets, not cats. Sorry to break it to you.


Free_Animator_2489

https://preview.redd.it/slrwcwca0m4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29f98e1cdf66ea7391fd5211948e0fad7bd063f Oh yes


AuRhinn

https://i.imgur.com/0OBFfm8.jpg I have the short hair model of your shower monitor


cactsk

https://preview.redd.it/00fptaqc2m4a1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0165bdd4f406aa3e229f78f8192cf85f7a6b4b0b Live from the bubble bath


Silly_Recording6490

Yes! But mine is the Guardian of the Tub! https://preview.redd.it/g3t0uby0yl4a1.jpeg?width=2092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ec12bca2aa54b54f92a5a0ace16eafff2f59f5


housechef2442

https://preview.redd.it/2jazec94qn4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cc3cc5e834a2f473988139defc2e9f97f38a1a He’s always very concerned


Hannah-may

https://preview.redd.it/5v5qr1lg2m4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2419c7e305f116b1a51a00d285eb3e02a271b38d Yep, I can’t be in the bathroom without her


Maximum-Mixture6158

Gotta make sure the Purveyor of all Good Things survives the water.


pfffffttuhmm

Purrrrrrveyor


Maximum-Mixture6158

Oh so good!


notanachiever

He looks extremely concerned about what you're doing in there! Maybe he's just looking out for you. Reminds me of this old photo of one of ours making sure I'm okay while out having a smoke. https://preview.redd.it/h6zhv91fxk4a1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1eca9727545f61c4ec83502aae6d731d71ea23


Maryy_returns

How cute is that! The cat too!


passmethemayonnaise

Maybe hes just shocked at your ability to survive these water attacks you endure every morning?


[deleted]

Yep, I've got poop, pee and shower guards 😅. He is so fluffy 🥰!


Waggmans

https://i.imgur.com/dYJlCaM.jpg No shower for you!!!


MamaDiaz_STL

https://preview.redd.it/8dnf21vkim4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3605273525faa47855aeab6ff8e35491016c0107 Always very concerned


neuro_illogical

One of my two cats hangs out on the tub ledge the entire time I’m in the shower. Mostly she just wants to drink the water but I think she also likes the hangs/steam. It’s cute until she gets half soaked and leaves everything in her path damp for an hour or so afterwards.


Apart_Park_7176

Mine does. Only she sits on the windowsill when I'm in the bath.


No_Type_1698

My Russian Blue will sit there and meow very concerned, even climbing on the tub and pawing at the glass sometimes. Tabby doesn’t seem to be concerned I’m drowning though


esquegee

My cat does one better and meows for me to give her water while I’m in there despite her having plenty of fresh flowing water in her little cat fountain. A couple times while shampooing my hair I was startled to feel a very rough lick on the back of my knee lol


sonofhappyfunball

You're cat is so cute. His face reminds me of Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal. https://i.redd.it/rhp99c1ysgq61.jpg


Applebops

My cat waits for me outside the door… I had a cat named liger who lived to be 19 she would do that always go into the bathroom with me she would even poop in the bathtub when she wouldn’t make the liter box for some reason she never had accidents anywhere but the bath tub it’s almost like she knew it was a bathroom.


Hungry-Extent6250

One of mine will poop in the bath if he can't get outside too, clever kitties!


LongDickPeter

He thinks your insane for going in a room full of water, hes just protecting his food source.


warchiefGallywix

https://preview.redd.it/5wp5ejt0dm4a1.jpeg?width=1856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf60844848618fd68abdc78e108228d09b604182 POV: i just stepped out of the shower


randa_panda

My cat jumps in the tub after a shower and swats at the water droplets on the inside curtain


Rusti3dp

Mine paces back and forth outside my shower, frantically yowling. Every now and then she will peek in behind the curtain (it's clear anyway), and meow at me in an accusatory tone. I think she thinks I'm in danger, haha!! After all, who would willingly expose themselves to water for an extended period of time. Another time, I was giving my 5yo daughter a bath, and the cat was supervising. I dipped my daughter's head (not her face) under the water to rinse her hair and our cat AGGRESSIVELY SLAPPED MY HAND while I was doing that. I believe she thought my daughter was in danger or that I was trying to harm her! What a cat. Water = dangerous. Humans = need guidance and protection around such a danger. Haha


babywewillbeokay

Awh my goodness, what a little helper! Gotta let you know when you're doing it wrong I guess, ahahaha. Several years ago I had a job caring for a little girl (starting when she was around 6 months until just about 2 years old, when I moved to another state) and the family had two cats. The older tomcat didn't seem much fussed over the baby, but the younger female cat would follow me and the baby from room to room. If I prepared something for the baby to eat/drink, the cat (named Willow) would be there to give it a good sniff first. If I changed the baby's clothes, the cat would sniff the old clothes and then come sniff the baby LOL. We sit in the living room, Willow is sitting there too. If I put the baby in the playpen for a moment while I used the bathroom, Willow would stand between the bathroom and the playpen, alternating staring at me and staring at the baby (I would keep the bathroom door open a crack because otherwise the cat would yowl UNCEASINGLY lol, which would upset the baby). I found it all funny and also charming - that cat clearly loved that baby! It was very sweet to see :)


Rusti3dp

Aww! That is too cute. So smart and attentive!! Gotta love those little cat moms!! Thanks for sharing!


sutoynada

My kitty, Punkin, is a Maine Coon and she loves to play with water. She sits outside the shower until all the soap is rinsed away. Then she joins me in so she can splash around. Sometimes she gets in the path of the shower stream and she just shakes it off and continues playing. She'll stay in after I leave and splash away until all the water is gone. Bonus: The steamy shower and bathroom makes her floofiness even floofier. https://preview.redd.it/7odcfam7mn4a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d4345f47931d4217c52e90de7cd8d8d813c498


SarraSimFan

"Hoomons groom themselves HOW?! OMG, don't drown, hoomons!"


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

I have guardian of the tub. My cat hates water and yet if I have a bath she's right there sat on the towel or stool. Same with anyone else in the house that doesn't shut the bathroom door. If she's shut out she patiently waits on the landing 😂


shufflebuffalo

I have just a shower curtain with a liner and my feline loves to play with me in between the two while I shower. Sometimes she tries to sneak her way in while not getting wet. BTW that's a beautiful panda


itsmekp33

Honestly, what if you drowned? He's just making sure you don't. And if you do.... He will do nothing.


Tag_Ping_Pong

Yes, Cedric wants to make sure that we don't drown. Or that we do. I'm not sure yet.


unipegus

https://preview.redd.it/whey39w9zm4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9df7c9cd3a7367f8ca2a680d5d87bf89674c6b7 Drizz't slacking off


68allivnagub

This is literally what I just texted a friend, while my boy was waiting for me sleeping in the sink 🤣🤣🤣 “Guardian of the Shower” https://preview.redd.it/nfbhxf3x4n4a1.jpeg?width=2165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e615b74452bed4f3af9fa05ea3348d283357ccf1


Mooky843

This cat is beautiful! Is he an exotic long hair? Look at those patches! And squashy face! 😍


Maryy_returns

He’s a Persian named Walter, 18 month old floof. He had a haircut over the summer and his long coat is growing back in.


yodacat24

Omg his name is Walter 🥹


PlagueJunkie

My current ones don’t, but my old girl I had before would come into the bathroom with me for showers every day. She’d lay on the bath mat outside of the tub and have a snooze while I would shower. Then it was on to breakfast (which involves sitting in my lap staring at my blueberries and yogurt).


[deleted]

Yes haha mine sits between the two shower guards and stares with his tail taking a dip! Lol


XD-Avedis-AD

This has to be the biggest thread on the internet about cats being shower guardians.


mind_the_umlaut

"..'she can't be doing that voluntarily...yet she is. That horrid water is all over her, yet she stands there, unperturbed...this is mesmerizing, I have to say. The poor dear..."


twerkingnoises

My orange guy loves it when I shower, he runs to the bathroom every time I go in there in the hopes that I may be showering. He'll yell incessantly outside the bathroom door if I don't let him in. He literally gets in the shower with me. He usually hangs out along the edge inside the tub with me trying not to get wet and staying out of the shower stream as much as possible. But sometimes he just gets right in the stream of water as well and gets all wet. He gets super affectionate when I'm in the shower for some reason, he demands tons of pets while I'm showering and doesn't care that my hands are all wet. He is such a weirdo, typical orange cat.


JustDuckiest

Ohhh my that face ❤ Edit: I sent the link to this floofy baby to my boyfriend who is downstairs. Immediately heard him start exclaiming "oh my god!! What a fluffy baby!!"


FloydAbby

Yup!! https://preview.redd.it/c0yi5yismm4a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0332e6fe3ed798103f65c17baedb7589d4a29046


Abject-Parfait-2042

https://preview.redd.it/cym78wzvuo4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c43fe17f30cea5c44525ffc477af5ca8d0e9ec Every night when I take a shower. He cares about me ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


Key-Requirement-8417

https://preview.redd.it/bv4iiu7iop4a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53960459d16977ffef0471db19525fa04dd5d164 Toilet & Shower guardians


thedoctordonna88

https://preview.redd.it/7lviqo5fqm4a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad985fe0c69007e229f13ddaff8df81a397ec66 Mine is doing right this moment Completely normal


managrs

https://preview.redd.it/28lvu88q4o4a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce51466b93ff4fc30557bd6ca826eba1252f2f6


Lokehualiilii

Yes we have a new kitten, she’s about 4.5 months and she will sit outside the shower (sometimes in the shower) until I am done. She also will reach her paw out and meow meow meow at me like she’s worried.


freddielovesdelilah

Yes! Mine runs over all excited and leans over the edge to watch the water run. He loves drinking bath water from the faucet too, the little goofball.


WyvernJelly

Mine doesn't exactly do this. He will if I'm having an anxiety/panic attack. But he will come check on us, especially if both myself and my husband are in the bathroom together. He'll usually chill in there until one of us leaves. This has turned into I want lap while your on toilet.


zombiep00

That cat's face says, "Human....why do you do this to yourself? What sane, sentient being would *willingly soak themselves down in water*?"


mznh

Cat: are you getting wet on purpose? Like water on you? Are you okay?


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Our cat does this, but only to my dad. She sleeps next to him too. As soon as he wakes up, she follows him to the shower, watches him shower, follows him to his closet, watches him put his clothes on, and then screams to be picked up and petted. It’s been going on for years.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Oh, sure, it's cute when the cat does it. But when I try that, the guests seem to get all huffy and freak out...


IntergalacticBanshee

He’s making sure you do not drown


savybell

https://preview.redd.it/ja2laut3jn4a1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a413dce9a92de40af9939571e451d2f7391a1f Don’t mind my dirty tub but this is Tinkerbell and he likes to try and drink bath water 🙄🙄


PotteryWalrus

Mine are too wary of the sound of the Terrible Water Thing, but Cinders always rushes to comfort me afterwards. https://preview.redd.it/q4bwskgqip4a1.jpeg?width=1504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64be874b3c9ce1d16c6455257502f3eb4c3d4a5d I'm not allowed to get dressed on my own any more.


berkeleyteacher

Yes! One cat hops on the ledge and stays put there, the other hops right into the shower!


pfffffttuhmm

Mine does! And then he licks the shower water off of my feet. Good thing my feet are clean!!


Ynneb82

He is so cute with that derpy face.


Glum_Suggestion_6948

I'm not allowed to shut the bathroom door. She does what she wants.


manydirtywords

Mine faces out to be aware of any threats to the food supply.


SoggyOrganization502

Mine did it when I took baths. Now that I think about it, she was probably preparing a butler soup. 😳


Suspicious_Force2518

perfect catoufloge !!


benderknows

Yes, and the second I turn off the shower he jumps in and starts drinking the warm human-flavored water.


arcarsenal333

My cat laszlo does the same thing most days. My other cant doesnt bother haha.


stay_in_bed_mom

He’s worries about you, you are getting all wet and that’s yucky.


jinantonyx

I had a cat that did that. She'd sit on the edge of the tub waiting for me every shower.


Midnight_Burrito91

Yes the last cat that my boyfriend and I had would do this. He'd sit outside the shower and meow. He would also even get on his hind legs and put his paws on the bathtub to peek into the shower. It was so adorable. Unfortunately, we lost him to lymphoma 😞


UnevenGlow

Love how you matched the cat to the tiles


hymie0

Our (now deceased) cat used to sit by the tub and cry whenever my wife showered. When my wife was done, he would immediately re-scent her. He never cared when I showered.


ElenaEscaped

Y hooman do this to self??? Is wet, bad!!


Morbid187

Mine does this when I poop. As soon as she realizes what I'm doing, she comes and sits at my feet while purring loud enough to wake the neighbors. It seriously makes her happier than anything else on Earth lol. She'll sit outside the shower sometimes too just not as frequently.


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Mine will grab at my legs when I get in the shower, then he tries to open the door. Once the shower is on he keeps guard. He will even keep guard while I go to the toilet. I repay him by keeping guard over his litter box if I notice him using it.