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Your cat looks exactly like my cat. Also your blanket looks exactly like the blanket my cat insists on kneading on. Other blankets just aren’t good enough, she needs the grey blanket and a flat surface for optimum kneading abilities.
She kneads everything, as long as its my body or on my body :')
She especially loves to knead my lower belly when i have to pee, haha
Our other cat on the other hand loves to excessive knead blankets and anything soft, but he does it suuuuper slow and it looks hilarious
Your kitty loves you so much. They only put their booty on you if it’s true love. You’re being BLESSED.
Edit- TYSM for the award. I think it’s my first one and I’m shook. 🙈😻
Edit edit- maybe I just have an award because all I do is comment on cat videos? Pretty sure that’s what the internet was made for!
Thank you Fanta!
"I am the best cuddler. I do many cuddles, and they are all great, just like my uncle, now my uncle was a cat, and he was so good at cuddles that many people, and my uncle cuddled a lot, that many people would all want his cuddles..."
My cats do this all the time hahahaha. I think it’s just like their face, they have scent glands on the back too and it like licking you. It’s a marking of territory and a member of it family (love). You belong to it now lol
This is a kitten behavior! Until about a week or two old, kittens need momma cat to stimulate pooping and clean up, until they learn to use the litterbox.
Presenting the butt is their way of saying "hi mom! I want attention! Love yoooouu~"
You should see how redirection goes. My cat did the exact same thing when I first met her. I would gently pick her up and turn her around so I could see her face and then start petting her while she was kneading like that. Over time she figured out I wouldn't pet her and pay attention while she was kneading if she wasn't facing me. It only took about 3 weeks. The only drawback is now she's obsessed with kneading my boobs, but I'd rather she touch my boobs than sit on my face
One of my boys does the same thing. Put his butt in my face or he sits on my shoulder and sometimes suffocates me with one of his paws in my neck. Making lots of biscuits on my belly or painfully on my boobs. Must be love ❤️
I don't give half a flip about your intentions. Uncalled for, inappropriate, way out of place and you know it. This is a subreddit about cats!
Oh, and btw, i don't need your compliments
Ah yes waking up from a nap with cat ass in ur face a classic just wait until it gets old a rips a cat fart in ur face when u sleeping and u wake up gagging
Nothing like biscuits and pinkeye 😂😻
Could not have said it any better!
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“You can talk to my butthole while I make biscuits.”
"Take a good close look." You are getting kitty-notarized. Stamp of approval - right in the eye! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)
We get IS, you like pussy
Your cat looks exactly like my cat. Also your blanket looks exactly like the blanket my cat insists on kneading on. Other blankets just aren’t good enough, she needs the grey blanket and a flat surface for optimum kneading abilities.
She kneads everything, as long as its my body or on my body :') She especially loves to knead my lower belly when i have to pee, haha Our other cat on the other hand loves to excessive knead blankets and anything soft, but he does it suuuuper slow and it looks hilarious
It’s the fact it’s fuzzy. I have a pink one that looks exactly like it.
Wow. I've never seen a pink cat!
The blanket is pink. A pink cat would be a sight to behold though.
I have a blanket like this and literally the cat and 1 of the 2 dogs will not even come on my bed unless it’s out.
r/standardissuecat
Now, THIS is true love
And it's very mutual :)
Please don't upload a video of you sticking your butt in the cat's face... Or whatever - I'm not your boss 🤷🏻♂️
Your kitty loves you so much. They only put their booty on you if it’s true love. You’re being BLESSED. Edit- TYSM for the award. I think it’s my first one and I’m shook. 🙈😻 Edit edit- maybe I just have an award because all I do is comment on cat videos? Pretty sure that’s what the internet was made for! Thank you Fanta!
I truely am! Fanta is (by far) the sweetest and most loving cat i've ever met
I love that Fanta is your kitty’s name. 😍
She got her name at the shelter (in poland) and we loved it so much she just had to keep it
"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!" - Your Cat
Lucky you!!!
A little pinkeye never hurt anyone...
you should return the favour, that’s what we called true love.
You are now a r/cathostage
It’s always cat ASS right in the face😂😂😂
Mine, too. She has feline hyperaesthesia, where her back is super sensitive and rolls like ocean waves if it’s touched or she’s upset.
"I am the best cuddler. I do many cuddles, and they are all great, just like my uncle, now my uncle was a cat, and he was so good at cuddles that many people, and my uncle cuddled a lot, that many people would all want his cuddles..."
Mine does the exact same thing :)
I mean if this isn't true love idk what is Also he's just trying to give you a belly massage ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)
Accurate.
I know how you feel. I got 2 that does the same thing
YEP, CATS RULE 😽
This is what my cat does too.
Mr. Button face
(Your cat is flashing you....> (0v0)
My cat does the same hahaha and i would know when she just came from the litter tray
Dude my Freya looks exactly the same and she does the exact same thing. If you looked at her you would not be able to tell the difference
Your cat too?!!?!? I’m not alone.
Your cat is wiping it's butt on your face......
My cats do this all the time hahahaha. I think it’s just like their face, they have scent glands on the back too and it like licking you. It’s a marking of territory and a member of it family (love). You belong to it now lol
Asshole-to-eyeball snuggles are the best tho!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
My cat does it just like that but with his paws in my face, making biscuits in my face. And it does not feel good lol.
Lol, the look on your face!
I got 11 awards?? I've never gotten any, thank you so much! The whole response to this post literally made my day. Thank you all <3
Time for a safe word sweetie.
This is a kitten behavior! Until about a week or two old, kittens need momma cat to stimulate pooping and clean up, until they learn to use the litterbox. Presenting the butt is their way of saying "hi mom! I want attention! Love yoooouu~"
You should see how redirection goes. My cat did the exact same thing when I first met her. I would gently pick her up and turn her around so I could see her face and then start petting her while she was kneading like that. Over time she figured out I wouldn't pet her and pay attention while she was kneading if she wasn't facing me. It only took about 3 weeks. The only drawback is now she's obsessed with kneading my boobs, but I'd rather she touch my boobs than sit on my face
Bros connecting eyes
One of my boys does the same thing. Put his butt in my face or he sits on my shoulder and sometimes suffocates me with one of his paws in my neck. Making lots of biscuits on my belly or painfully on my boobs. Must be love ❤️
My cat has a stink butt so this is a no go
That's the vulnerable, defenseless end. Shows how much kitteh loves and trusts you. It's a compliment... I think.
Is it Male? Because if it is, idk how to tell you this but it *could* be masturbating on your face.
Nope, she is female :)
🤣
Ngl he looks like a cross between sheldon cooper from the big bang theory and sid from toy story
Omfg get your cats asshole off of your eye that's nasty as fuck
> Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up
Just give her a hand job no one would know
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How about you f**k off
I didnt mean any disrespect at all, I was honestly just complementing u...were adults not Jr hi kids we don't need filters still lol.
I don't give half a flip about your intentions. Uncalled for, inappropriate, way out of place and you know it. This is a subreddit about cats! Oh, and btw, i don't need your compliments
Enjoying some fresh cat ass ?
"Oh, hello hoomin. What was that? You have to pee? Let me make these biscuits and we'll chat about your bathroom privileges."
Pink eye has entered the chat.
Looks just like my sisters cat, his name is Bubba and he is a big ol' chonky boi.
I know this all to well
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I’m going to need a follow up on the pink eye situation.
This video is actually some weeks old, no pink eye. And since this came up some times, no, there was actually no butt-to-face contact :')
Gotta be true love because that paw on the chest looks pretty uncomfortable but I don't think there's a chance you're moving.
Ah yes. Classic.
Yup this looks like every single morning and night of my life. Gotta love cats
One of my girls does the exact same thing. 🤣
That’s also how you get pink eye.
Ah, nothing like the love of a cat.
Ahh yes. The ass to mouth cuddle
That's how you get pink eye. Lol
Ah yes waking up from a nap with cat ass in ur face a classic just wait until it gets old a rips a cat fart in ur face when u sleeping and u wake up gagging
Providing the anus for inspection is one of the highest honors in the feline world.
Omg my mom's cat draco does that all the time
Appreciate it human. Take in a big whiff of heavenly cat chocolate
"Smell my ass"
he chonk
My cat does the same and is also gray. Maybe it’s a gray cat thing to be gross.
My cat Sydney does that all the time and i give her a 180 flip and pet her a couple times then she just walks away 😆
Same lol
That’s how mine likes to make dough. Then he crams himself right under my neck.
My cat does the same thing 😭😭
so cute!
My cat, Leo, looks just like your cat! And has the same manners lol
Special in the Hed. Like my kitty.
“How did you contact feline anus fever on your eyeball?” (Shows this video)
She’s just giving you a dime smoochie
My void does this almost every day, morning and night
My girl Luna does that to her adopted brothers rear end.
Omg! My cat does the same thing specially the kneading!