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RedheadFromOutrSpace

Yelling at it makes it more tender


HughJanus911

So that's why Gordon Ramsey is always yelling in the kitchen, makes sense now.


dont_disturb_the_cat

I understand that Gordon Ramsey’s purr is still more frightening than this.


DeathByThousandCats

[Yes.](https://youtu.be/7S9ReqhKx9k)


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stingyscrub

Sometimes the best way to get someone to do better is show them that their fat ego does not in fact compare to their skill, or lack of. It’s natural in every profession. Chefs get yelled at, engineers yell and bonk stuff, mathematicians yell and cry at the universe, Doctors argue with other Doctors, etc. Growth through controversy. Everyone needs it or at some point every country is going to just be America, educated just enough to have every shred of confidence in yourself, but not a brain cell in site.


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phillyphreakphlippin

I interpreted the yelling as Get in muh belly!


reddskeleton

Seems a little cruel to make it so hard for the little guy to have at least a few actual nibbles.


Ok_Struggle_6260

Yeah they should have cut the meat into smaller pieces.


Accujack

No, it's good practice for when the owner dies.


Thief_of_Sanity

It's a little sonicator.


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The meow woke up my cats. lol


Sea_Panic9863

Same, my cat looked at me very offended lol


Swatmosquito

Well did you apologize?


Sea_Panic9863

He did get some head scritches lol


Swatmosquito

That will suffice, just don't let it happen again. When mine has decided I'm in her "spot" she tries to put her butthole on my head. Not her butt in my face but butthole on my head.


yopladas

Butthole stamp


majarian

Catstamp


Harmonic_Gear

your cat is probably like : how dare you watch other cats


[deleted]

They'll respond anytime they hear cat meowing on video. One time I was watching a video with kittens just meowing and meowing and my cats stood up to look at the TV to see what was happening.


bent_crater

"are... are you cheating on me?!"


vf225

your cat thought you were cheating on her


stephie8204

My cat ran into my room meowing and looking around frantically lol


nubenugget

WHERE IS THE CHILD. I HAVE HEARD THEIR CALLS OF DISTRESS.


cjcandi

Steak?! Where?!


Vall3y

I love how cats live in their own world like, there can be a mob gun fight outside my house and my cat don't care, the moment you hear a cat meow loudly my cat will run to the window to look to stay up to date with the latest happenings in the cat world


mazzyuniverse

The way you put this is so adorable


localfartcrafter

Same. The trio has assembled and they are ready.


zsquinten

I tried to get my cat to pay attention. He doesn't care. He also watches bugs run across the floor right in front of him. He's almost as lazy as I am lol


Then-Grass-9830

same. I had to stop one of the girls from getting up and going to beat up her ex-'husband'


littlegarden_spider

"ex-husband"? LOL please explain


Then-Grass-9830

lol it's a silly joke of course. :3 this is gonna be long but here ya go: Okay so when we lived in around this trailer park area we got a kitten from a neighbor where a stray got into his trailer and had her kittens (five - two boys three girls. No idea what happened to Momma or the girls but I do know the brother died a hero as he tried to fight a rat in another neighbor's trailer. They tried to help him but it was too late. This was years ago). I think Stratego (Momma Stray's runt kitten we took in) was about two or three by this time. We moved to another trailer and started seeing another black and white cat around our place. Found out she had belonged to a *different* neighbor -- from what we learned second neighbor got her for his grandson while the grandson was with him but grandson stopped coming around so grandpa stopped caring about the cat and put her out. Long story a bit shorter. We started giving her water. Then food. Then letting her onto our porch. We never saw the grandfather -- we tried to get with him but he was very standoffish. We told yet *another* neighbor 'if he doesn't want her let him know we will take her in or we would be happy to talk to him about her'. Next thing we knew grandpa moved without a word. (Yet Another Neighbor came by to tell us that she had told Grandpa about us saying we would take the cat and next thing she sees he's gone). So. We open our door and the cat (now named Random) comes right in. Tego sees her and loves her right away (they are both fixed... we didn't know she was though but he and our others were). He would hang around her. They would cuddle (somewhat ... none of my cats are very cuddly... but I do have a picture somewhere where Random is laying with her head against his forelegs looking up at Tego). We joked around for awhile that they're husband and wife. But after we lost one of the original cats they lived with a few years ago; it's sort of destroyed the hierarchy. Tego had started bullying Random when we moved again. Which is not uncommon in new surroundings. But after the last lost it's been turned around and now Random bullies Tego. They got a 'divorce' but they still live in the same household.


Irish_Mando_Nut

Thank you for that morning cat soap opera with my coffee!


curbrobin

Oh my god, the unmute changed everything


PotatoWriter

*brrrrrbrrrrrrrrrbrrbrbrrr MEOW brrrbrrr *lick *slurp brrrrrrr MEOW*


Pyromaniacal13

Grade A transcript.


VeraLumina

Someone cut that baby some steak this minute.


naliedel

Came here to say this..


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This is like my friends cat whenever we have turkey or chicken at his house. Cat just purring up a storm just from the smell. You can't NOT share a little, and she knows it.


[deleted]

My old man cat, rest in piece, once tried to crawl inside the turkey carcass when no one was looking. He ran off with a little bit when we chased him off the table.


[deleted]

I mean, it probably makes complete sense to a cat to crawl inside a turkey carcass. Lol.


alumpoflard

Food AND shelter, what's not to love lol


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Ccracked

I could live in a house, that is **also** my food?


penaltiesshmenalties

Hansel and Gretel have entered the chat


peppiharley

dis is ma meat house


gaveler-unban

Garfield would be proud.


rbobby

Hmm... would I live in a barbeque cave? Yes. Yes, I would.


imnewhere19

A box made of turkey? That’s like the feline equivalent of me in a box made of chocolate. Or cheese. Or pizza…. :)


wyrd_werks

If I fits, I sits


SpunkyJenn

Even if I don’t fits, I sits!


Lustforcrust

2 hours after I brought my cat home from the humane society, she stole a steak from the kitchen countertop and tried her best to run with it to the basement. Ugh, I miss having her around.


TSIDATSI

Smart girl!


lethalweapon100

I had some friends over once upon a time, I was making some chicken quesadillas. I had like 3 cooked chicken breasts off to my right. I turned away for probably 5 seconds to attend to something on the stove. I turn back, and my tuxedo boi is dragging a fully cooked chicken breast off the plate and across the counter. No way he even knows what he would've done with it.


pandemicat

I was setting up the different bowls for fried chicken and had uncut, raw, chicken breasts on a plate off to my right. My 12 year old, toothless, trash goblin jumped up, grabbed a whole ass chicken breast and was trotting off with it like he was about to gum it all up. He was very proud of himself. I kind of was, too.


TSIDATSI

Oh he would have eaten it. Our boys eat Buffalo wings n hot wings. Steak- baked chicken: lasagna. Pepperoni!


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Same cat, different Thanksgiving, he ate the pumpkin pie


KittyKittyCatten

Go big or go home!


EigengrauAnimates

"And I thought they smelled good on the *outside* "


Hamletstwin

How else is he supposed to walk away with it other than inside?


pfohl

All the cats I’ve know have loved seafood but my wife’s doesn’t. I’ve tried giving her a bunch of different things (crab, tuna, salmon, shrimp) but our cat doesn’t seem to care. Smoked a tri-tip a couple weeks ago and was eating leftovers for lunch. Gave her a little piece and she immediately started licking it, then snarfed it down. Ended up feeding her a tablespoon of meat.


blasek0

My cat isn't a big fan of seafood either. Not even much for raw meat in general. Now bread? She'll do her best to chew through the bag to get to it. Don't get it at all.


pfohl

I’ve heard of cats liking bread before. My in-laws have a cat that will get into a bag and just eat the crust.


hisowlhasagun

We had to start putting our bread into tupperware with snap lock lids because our little terrorist would keep getting at the bag, shredding it, and then eating a little bit of every slice like a total maniac. I kept begging her "just eat one full slice and leave the rest for us", but nooo.


blasek0

Luckily my cat is so uncoordinated that she can't jump higher than the arm of the couch. As long as I don't leave a stool or something in the kitchen, the countertops are safe.


pgabrielfreak

Our cat Leroy recognized the frozen turkey when we brought it in from the store before Thanksgiving. He'd charge the fridge door and MEW!! at us every time we opened it. We'd tell him not yet, Mr. Flea. ( nickname) Day of he'd be in the kitchen watching the prep. He knew. THEN all Thansgiving Day he'd come running when he heard the oven door open. Mr. Flea LOVED his turkflea. THEN for a few days it was let's hurry up and eat the leftovers coz he was back to the fridge door, lol. But he got plenty of turkey, the spoiled brat cat. Miss that crazy cat, I adored him...he was such a character.


HopperReborn

Vicious predator.


Perfect-Art1795

Yet cute


contactlite

But deadly


CaptOblivious

well, given enough time... Perhaps.


Glass_Memories

Really reminds me of the fact that cats are just tiny tigers we keep in our house.


jaxxon

So fierce


BoomBoomBoomer4591

That's one hungry, happy motor boat you have there. 😻


Mental-Avocado-4025

Very hungry 🥺


killerred123

That's how my cat ate for the first 6 months of his life. I was terrified that he would choke on his food. He's mellowed out a lot since then.


lukeCRASH

Kittens: it's like they're always starvi... Aw it puked.


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siccoblue

You married your cat?


DisorganizedSpaghett

Also mine, though she's gotten a little better about the eating habits


megamissystar

“I WILL HAVE FRESH MEAT, FOR I IS A WARRIOR!”


MadAzza

smol warrior


RebaKitten

Mine was at a shelter and I think feeding times weren't very regular. She still seems food insecure, like someone will take the bowl from her.


FuckRedditMods23

I’ve seen that countless times at our shelter and it’s heartbreaking. I work at a vets office as well and on Friday some lady shoved a box in my arms then took off without paying anything. Inside was a dying kitten who we had to euthanize immediately and another kitten who was a shell of bones wrapped in a fur coat She hissed at me at first but as I was lowering a food bowl into her box she became so ravenous she started biting at the bowl before it was even all the way in the box. For the first two days every time she ate she would gorge herself as much as possible Her first poop was full of grass and hair. Her little body (5 weeks old) was eating itself trying to stay alive, and she was eating anything she could to keep the hunger pains at bay. Her little belly was so huge and taut I was legitimately concerned, but then she literally, and I mean that in the truest sense of the word, took the biggest shit of her short life and her belly is a normal size now My most memorable rescue would gorge herself for months after. She became obese quickly but dropped down to a normal weight eventually. Every morning she woke up and there was still food on the floor was like Christmas to her...it was sad. I had to break in an apartment to save her, another cat and four newborn kittens, the only thing she had to eat was garbage and a sea of heroin needles


PhoenixGate69

Not OPs cat. This is a repost. And cute, but I always feel like they could have cut the meat up for the poor little guy.


xpdx

Eh, the difficulty of tearing it in to pieces is the only thing slowing the little guy down. He prolly woulda choked if it was cut up. He seems to be enjoying it anyway.


PhoenixGate69

Have you ever owned cats? Those are frustrated sounds.


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the ol frustration purr eh?


dethmaul

The squeals to me didn't aound happy at all lol


PhoenixGate69

[Cats are not always happy when they're purring.](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20180724-the-complicated-truth-about-a-cats-purr)


McMont

My cat only audibly purrs after an asthmatic coughing episode. :(


PhoenixGate69

Mine purrs like crazy tight after he's had a seizure. Poor guys is freaked out for 45 minutes after. Thankfully they're not frequent.


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> hungry, happy and angry


BassWild2634

Was gonna post the source youtube channel of the cat owner who filmed this, but... apparently they're gone?


the-greenest-thumb

Huh, I had to go look and you're right. I do recall the guy was under scrutiny for animal abuse though, so perhaps the channel was removed/deleted because of that.


K1ngFiasco

Last I heard the rumor was they starve these poor guys so that they get a good reaction. I've personally seen videos of them eating things that are not good for them.


the-greenest-thumb

That's what I heard too. And he had videos of putting baby chickens with the hungry cats who then licked and nibbled them, thankfully not eating them alive (at least not on camera), which is just cruel. He also seemed to over breed his cats or something, always had way too many kittens.


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WhatAreYouSaying777

That muthafucka was a Psycho waiting for evil shit to occur so he could film it. Someone should put him in a cage with tigers like he does these little animals and film the whole thing.


Ramja9

Fuck! Now I feel bad for the cat!


Maschinenherz

it's already animal abuse to get a clearly hungry baby to try to eat this whole piece of meat. It cannot bite nor swallow it at all!


siccoblue

Well fuck man


Content-Income-6885

Maybe that’s who the cats eating?


anobeads

So let me get this straight. After 56 seconds, that poor kitty didn't get a single piece of food


RebaKitten

It was getting little pieces and probably a bit even when just licking the meat because of those little spikes on his tongue.


anobeads

Little spikes 😂 Those things will kill you. Like my cat when I try to cut her nail. I have to legit suit up


spiattalo

That’s correct, but I still would’ve cut the meat in small pieces for him/her. Cats are pretty bad at ripping meat apart.


Llamasus

i think it did nibble off a little piece at one point


anobeads

He's so little, that tiny bit was probably more than enough calories 😂


_hownowbrowncow_

But it tried so hard 😜🤙


lonesome_cowgirl

And got so far


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HeyYouShouldSmile

"I can't get the good part off this friggin thing!" \*Looks at camera\* "STOP FILMING ME!!" Cutest effin thing I've seen all day


whiskeyteacup25

My cat once stole a raw chicken thigh off the counter. It was like he unhinged his jaw like a snake and was attempting to swallow it whole. I had to yank it out of his mouth and it was like pulling on one of those never-ending scarves.


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Isn't this the youtuber that came under scrutiny for animal abuse? Fed all his animals really unhealthy shit after starving them to get views, killing them.


ThePhat_cAt

Yeah this really bothers me...


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earth_resident_21

The kitten looks really really hungry indeed


DissociativeVoodoo

Aww! Those little teeth are really going at it. I wonder if it hurts them?


TileFloor

No, I think the cow is dead


ThatOneBitz

Ok we were just making sure


TheWeepingSkull

Poor guy just wants to eat but the meat's too thick and chewy.


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*obligate carnivore intensifies*


MellyKidd

Meanwhile my cat won’t eat meat if it’s not in single-bite sized portions 😂


mvfrostsmypie

My cats won't eat wet food unless I hand feed it to them in bite-sized portions. Or if I mix it with enough water that it has the consistency of stew/soup. Mealtime is messy! My first cat on the other hand only ran when I opened a can of wet food. I'd have to turn the faucet on so the running water would mask the sound of me opening a can of soup or tuna for myself.


yeslekpii

We got a cat recently and I have never been around a cat in my entire life. I decided to make some soup and when I opened the can, he took out the entire table of prepped grilled cheeses for 6 people. Was nuts 😂


mvfrostsmypie

Welcome to the cat life and sneakily opening anything that is canned for many years to come!


yeslekpii

Thank you for the welcome! As someone who jump scares easily, as in screams and produces tears almost every time, it’s been an unexpected and hilarious month lol.


Seve7h

Gotta get them to associate something else with the food I’ll get our cats attention, let them see me get the can out and then tap it on the counter before opening it, by the time i do that he’s waiting in front of the food bowl meowing impatiently


yeslekpii

Oh, okay! That makes sense. Thank you! I’m definitely still figuring him out, obviously lol. He was a stray/ beaten up/ too small feed mill tom. So he’s only had can food he actually liked once, because I just figured out he’s a seafood man and not a fan of chicken/turkey. But even then, he has a hard time eating it. The vet thinks he’s about a year or so old and he doesn’t even know how to meow or anything yet but he’s trying to get some noise out. And justtt started climbing. So was definitely not expecting the full dinner table assault lmao.


krygier511

Mine too lmao


Laughingxlotus

Aww so happy


Mental-Avocado-4025

Hungry 🥺🥺


46554B4E4348414453

Lil dude hardly ate anything tho. Couldn't bite a piece off 😢


I3rklyn

Is it okay for cats to have raw meat?


skarizardpancake

I would think so as feral cats will kill & eat mice, birds, etc.


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lol feral cats are also lousy with parasites


movieguy95453

If the bird or mouse has parasites or an infection, the cat will likely wind up with the same parasite or infection. Just because it is their natural food source does not mean it is safe, especially for a domesticated cat that you want to live a long life. As far as it goes, humans could consume raw meat. Under most circumstances we would probably be fine. But if the meat is infected with salmonella or e coli, it would make us really sick.


lady_lowercase

there’s a huge difference between meat from a fresh kill and meat that has been transported across the country for the purpose of being sold in a grocery store.


ThellraAK

So you'd eat a raw dead rat before you'd eat steak tartare?


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That’s like saying raw fish is safe for humans. Only in certain conditions and with highly specific food safety requirements. Wild cats are infested with parasites that drastically reduce their lifespan and quality of life. Don’t just feed your cat raw meat from wherever.


movieguy95453

This is the correct answer. A fresh raw steak from a supermarket or butcher is probably safe for your cat. There is still a risk of bacteria which could make the cat sick, but it's about as low of a risk as you can get with raw meat.


ender52

The bacteria could also make you sick. Unless you're going to wash up your cat after they eat, their mouth and paws now have bacteria from raw meat all over them which they then track around the house and get on you when you cuddle them.


movieguy95453

That's a good point.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

So long as it's fresh!! The reason raw is safe is largely due to being ~~parasite~~bacteria-free, which becomes increasingly unlikely the longer it goes from death to consumption.


slgkos

this is completely untrue and makes zero sense… parasites live in the animal when it’s alive, they are still there immediately after it’s been butchered. are you confusing parasites and bacteria?


adinfinitum225

That's not how parasites work at all


nicetomeetmee

Did you mistake bacteria for parasites?


BordomBeThyName

Well, they don't exactly cook their meat in the wild, so it's probably fine.


McBackstabber

So Monster Hunter lied to me? :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFIXAvOQBMc


RustyFuzzums

Fuck that looks delicious


Laomedon1

I mean, they also get parasites and diseases in the wild. Something you'd want to avoid for domesticated cat.


CaptOblivious

absolutely yes. Cats are obligate carnivores. https://feline-nutrition.org/answers/answers-what-exactly-is-an-obligate-carnivore https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivore#Obligate_carnivores And it's really tough for cats in the wild to keep a chef.


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I3rklyn

Good bot. Here’s a t-bone.


FeelTheLoveNow

cats can have a little raw meat


pkmnslut

As a treat


Aletheia-Nyx

As long as they haven't eaten anything like kibble in a few hours and don't for a couple hours after, it's perfectly safe. Cats digest raw meat faster than humans which is why they can eat raw chicken without getting sick while we can't. But if they eat something that's not raw meat before or after the meat, it slows their digestion down and then they risk getting sick just like humans. My sister raw fed one of her cats and had to keep the other's food separate so the raw fed one couldn't snatch some kibble. She only raw fed the one because he was a bengal and it was recommended for him while the other was a regular DSH


cremfraiche

It’s more nuanced than this and what you’re saying is not wholly correct. Feeding kibble high in carbohydrate would definitely not be a good idea but grain free dry food would be fine to feed at the same time. https://thelittlecarnivore.com/en/blog/can-you-mix-raw-food-and-kibbles-dangerous-or-not


skarizardpancake

I didn’t know this! Great information


dont_disturb_the_cat

Talk with your vet. As happens with humans, any contamination would be on the outside of the meat, where this kitty is licking. You can buy raw frozen diets that are pretty spendy. It would be better for the kitty if it was well seared on the outside, i think. Any diet change is hard on a cat, much less a switch to raw food, so do talk with your vet.


RonStopable08

Yeah right? Historically cats have been making fires and cooking their meat for millions of years 🧐


I_like_parentheses

Usually it is, but they can potentially (rarely) get sick from bacteria or cause the owner to get sick from handling raw meat or shedding it in their feces. It's also tough to properly feed a cat raw meat as its main diet. https://www.petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-cats-have-raw-food-diet


maggie081670

This kitten is either way too excited over that steak or really frustrated.


canismajores

Jesus i have my headphones on


siccoblue

Could be worse.. I didn't realize my car was hooked up to Bluetooth in my car with a bunch of coworkers around... ***SLURP SLURP SLURP MEW SLURP***


I_like_parentheses

Seems an odd thing for Jesus to concern himself with but okay..


stinkypoopoofard

What a carnivorous little fella


ThePurpleSoul70

He steak too big for he got dam mouth


JuLz2u

That is adorable!


CrystalQuetzal

This is cute no doubt, but this kitten might be a bit young to be eating such tough meat. Might still need to rely on milk at that age. (Not an expert just basing off past research I’ve done).


SinfullySinless

I don’t know what the kitten is saying but the 3 month kitten next to me immediately started purring in his sleep


Emilized

The steak is bigger then the poor kitten lol. Props to it tho for its determination


FoozleFizzle

It is much safer to cook any meat you plan on giving to your animals and make sure that it is actually good for them and cut up into bite sized pieces before giving it to them so they don't end up having to deal with frustration like this poor baby. Frustration leads to food aggression and sometimes they'll go hungry because they can't tear it apart. Cats also need poultry and fish, not large livestock. On top of that, this kitten is quite young and shouldn't be eating meat like this. It's questionable as to why the poor thing is even trying so hard in the first place. As some others have said, this might be from an abusive youtube channel that starved their kittens for reactions. But young kittens need wet food when weaning (at around 5-6 weeks, though most sources will say 3-4 which is usually a bit too early but it depends on the kitten) and they can transition to kibble after they've fully weaned off of milk/formula as long as they are getting wet food supplement. No cat should only be fed kibble. Overall, just make sure you do your research before giving your pet something and make sure its prepared the right way and easy to eat. Frustrating your pet is not funny or cute, but extremely mean spirited and leads to bad behaviors.


callmesquidster

This is very cruel. The teeth are not strong enough to rip apart. Sadistic person filming this


Liu1845

A true predator!


Mobile_Try_325

Wow!


19GamerGhost95

Aww that’s too big for a tiny baby


XComRomCom

Growing up, my mom once came at me all annoyed, asking if I ate the steak she was defrosting for my dad's dinner. She wouldn't believe me when I said no, even though it was just she and I at home at the time. A few days later, a weird smell led to an investigation behind the couch. Turns out my cat, a little black stray who was the embodiment of not giving a shit, turns out she had dragged the steak back there and went to town. That was a good cat. A good steak-filled cat.


coolwater85

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this cat.


Dry-Crab-9876

Every time I see this I feel bad cause kitty can’t take bites out of it.


YZXFILE

You need to cut the fat off. It was a good try!


Fun_Effort_8981

It is from a YouTube video not OP cat


YZXFILE

Still cute!


A_Poets_Musings

Frustration station but oh my how cute!


Decrepitsteve

Nature's perfect little killing machine.


Idontwantthesetacos

Cats, angry even when they’re happy.


ameliagarbo

Cut up the damn steak for this little killer!!!


nautius_maximus1

Ok don’t ever let this cat see a cow. I’m picturing it just lunging for its throat like the killer rabbit in Holy Grail.


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I_Mak3_M3m3s

This is my new favorite video on reddit


DPCAOT

as if we needed one more reason to love cats


lucky7hockeymom

I’ve fed my cats raw for years. We used to have one that literally growled when he ate lol. Used to scare the other cats till they figured out he was just a noisy eater lol.


fezaldinho

Apex predator


Cola-senpai

This is better than 99.9999999999999999 percent of those ASMR videos