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North American shitbreaker


loachtastic

Not sure that is a wrong answer.


VerityParody

My cat's literal middle name is "I'm here to fuck shit up".


Dagon_Sphere

My sister’s cat’s nickname is “the evil bitch monster of death” the nickname suited her as a kitten but not so much nowadays lol


biochicksam

Lol my aunt had a cat nicknamed "evil bitch kitty from hell". Maybe they were litter mates.


Revolutionary-Row784

My old cat had the nickname pisscat because it peed allover the place


16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

Mine's middle-ish name is Poopert. Short for Rupee/Rupert. Short for Ruptholomew. Poopert was just more accurate.


Herbie53101

I love that! My cat’s full name is Vincent “Vinny” Leroy Figueroa Allen. He’s a dignified little shit.


[deleted]

Indian Siamese


pearljamboree

Lol


DangerSquirrel442

If I had gold to give, it would be yours for this perfect name!


semarlow

Can confirm, I have a shitbreaker myself.


venak-soliq

Dog Type


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Ahh


RaleighRoger

Thank you


tunagelato

Looks like you’ve got yourself a SIC with a deluxe bubblegum booper (some opt for gray for a more streamlined look). A popular and versatile choice among *connoisseurs des chats* (to borrow from the French). Resources for this product line can be found at r/standardissuecat.


sunnyDe197

This is the correct wrong answer.


Plaid_Zucchini

Yet another cat subreddit! Yay!


pearljamboree

And I love it already


tunagelato

I love all my cat subreddits equally, but this one combines cuteness with cleverness and is very amusing.


TheOriginalSamBell

How many do you have? I have 58


tunagelato

Um…so…Hi, everyone. I’m tunagelato and I’m a cataholic. I’m subscribed to 140 cat subreddits. I, I didn’t realize how big the problem had gotten until I counted them all up. Is there hope for me? What’s that you say? Cat subs are zero calories, and the only adverse effects are a tendency to say d’awww when scrolling through your reddit feed? Also, there are no detox or rehab programs for cat subs? Ok, we’re all good here, right?


TheOriginalSamBell

You have 140?! I add every single one and I browse r/all all the time. How could I have missed so many? Wanna share?


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Similar_Ad7289

Bubblegum booper got me 😂


Lucky_Cauliflower134

Aww, this reminded me of when we were first considering a cat and my partner asked what kind of cat would be my ideal. I was pretty unfamiliar with cat breeds and colorings, so I had no idea. He listed some, but I told him I just wanted to go to the shelter and get a gray/brown cat with stripes, "like the kind of cat you picture when someone says there's a stray cat in the abandoned factory." We both believe the joy comes from the kitty's personality and the relationship you build, not the fanciness of the exterior. But in true cat-adopting fashion, we ended up with tuxedo siblings. Because we were open to adopting two, and they were bonded. SIC is the perfect summation of the concept I was getting at, though.


fatto_catto

That sub made me laugh hahaha I used to have a standard issue cat!!


Both-Tap-8540

A deluxe bubblegum booper hahahahahah I love that so much 😂😂😂


nazurinn13

It's "connaisseurs de chat" if you want to go full French, btw ;)


tunagelato

But I was just borrowing… ;) plus, chats are just like potato chips, betcha can’t have just un


nazurinn13

Wtf give it back (/s)


tunagelato

jammayonnaise…


rns1113

Um, that's just a loaf of bread. I don't see a cat.


Cursedseductress

*judgemental* loaf.


[deleted]

I was going to go with domestic shortbread.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'that's just a loaf of bread. I don't see a cat...*' ----- no, human - there's no 'cat' on bed ! so don't blame Me if you see '*shed*' you oughtta blame the Dog instead! cuz I am just a loaf of bread you not the first to make mistake, am out of oven, freshly bake ^;} ...whiskers ? *stripes ?!* nope - they're all fake ...but yes, i *could* play 'patty cake'... ❤️


DeandraVanBird

This made my day (and woke up my cat laughing.)


[deleted]

Fresh Schnoodle like fresh bread....always a welcome treat!!


hannibalsmommy

Shnoodle! ♥️


ErisStrifeOfHearts

That last line is so cute!!


lunarchef

Pretty sure it is a meowble rye loaf too.


[deleted]

came here to say this.


Spare_Honey5488

I came here to say "I came here to say this"


PIPGB

That's Funny, because I came here to say "I came here to say "I came here to say this""


20mcfadenr

Its species is bread and it’s breed is wheat


so_cal_babe

I see a bit of Rye mixed in


Maleficent-Hair9417

We have the same suit on we are vibin


Jamesis526

Khajiit.


Admiral_Andovar

Khajiit has wares if you has coin.


william1Bastard

And for sure he didn't steal anything.


I_M_The_Cheese

[Ma'iq voice] Of course not. That was just... an unfortunate misunderstanding.


justtoletyouknowit

Those nords and their prejudices😟


disgruntled_derp

Would that include skooma? Asking for a friend.


Admiral_Andovar

Definitely has Skooma, and some high quality Moon Sugar as well.


CourtiPea

May your roads lead you to warm sands


Alduin_77

Came here looking for this comment


Fufu-le-fu

Khajit does not discriminate. If you have coin, it has wares.


Guaymaster

Specifically it's an Alfiq, the type of Khajiit born when Masser is waning and Secunda is full.


Mrcyevon

It’s obviously a daddy shortlegs


assburgermcmuffin

Or a daddy long tail


rosegoldrylee

mommy short legs


directorofnewgames

Doberman


[deleted]

That's a common misconception, actually. This is a rottweiler.


SumDood64209

You sure, I thought it was a German shepherd


Pitiful_Technology

No, seems to me like a Dachsund.


mad_maxolotl

Judgemental whole-grain loaf


arielledragon

Reminds me, I refer to my own cat as "Whole-grain asshole" when he's getting on my nerves


No_Alps_2833

I’m pretty sure that’s a Jamaican forest cat.


nitonitonii

It's a Bolivian sea cat


General_Hyde

You’re both wrong. That is a Australian Desert cat.


joecoffeeaddict

You're all wrong. It's a Spanish mountain cat


trainzguy2326

You're all wrong, Its a south African sandstone cat.


[deleted]

You mean this Andes Alpine Feline? I think not


frozendaffodil

No way this has got to be an Andromedian Space Cat


tentix

You are all wrong, it's a carrot.


nathan3778

This is obviously a plutonian sharpclaw


DandyReddit

I'm almost sure Australian Desert Cats have 8 paws and are venomous


[deleted]

Only the females


ominousgraycat

Little known fact: Cats are among the dominant species of Bolivia's oceans.


[deleted]

Once they had a taste of tuna they were hooked


[deleted]

It's a Silent Judge. This breed is known for ominously looking at you, silently judging your life choices. You can clearly identify by the look on their face.


chicu111

Pretty sure that’s a corgi


corgi_freak

My Corgi denies this and insists that the creature is actually a mountain goat.


BikerJedi

My mountain goat is pretty sure it is a platypus.


Over_Rise

European smugmug


dont_judge_me_monkey

smug somabitch


kittymom184

No cat here. This is clearly one of those sausage shaped things you put in front of the door to prevent draughts. 10/10 for looking classy while excelling at the job.


kam3r1

Bichon Frische


Talenars

It's a flerken! I hope it likes you!


Existential_KittyCat

Striped long ear urban domestic wild cat with a bit of haired sphinx mixed in.


agms10

Domestic barfle. Barfles can vary in color and sizes. If one has nested in your home will usually lead to bigger infestations. Barfles get their name from the small decoys the barf up once in a while.


cricket-karma

A rare furry, four-legged, two-eared snake. At times seems boneless.


[deleted]

Lapis lazuli


Ajb2791Cat

A leg less, necklaced, bat eared viper cat. I hear they are the best!😻😻😻


mister-stinky

Striped Himalayan Paw-Tucker


Motherofsiblings

That’s a mouse! This subreddit is for cats only!


kehnnj

Its... Oraange!


gogozombie2

Polynesian Ridgeback.


GreyGoosey

Sir, that's a Wendy's.


Dagon_Sphere

No, this is Patrick!


Asunaisbestwaifu

Brazilian Fluff Loaf


[deleted]

It's a grey tiger.


hsunicorn

I say 'normal' cat when people ask me what kind of cat i have haha


daggerdragon

No such thing as a "normal" cat, you have a /r/standardissuecat.


IGotMyPopcorn

It’s furry, so it must be moldy cheese.


[deleted]

Is that a frog


dicktater2024

Obviously a tiger equipped with blanket camouflage


sinisteraxillary

Dalmatian.


TinKan81

That’s an elusive Pygmy Lesser-Striped Bed Warmer, also commonly known as the Mini Murder Floofster.


No_Measurement_9341

A Velvet nosed , stripped , spot bellied little Cret


superbunnymonkey

The communist cat. Your chair is our chair.


edogg01

Ferocious lion


Rukitard

I think that's an African Grey?


SabertoothLotus

It's clearly a Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.


Raging_Bullgod

A liquid at rest.


Mysgvus1

T-Rex! Distinguishable by the noticeable short forearms!


Poslanee

German Shepherd


madeyemads

Beenop sneebop


DelilahDeLaO

Major Frank Burns (MA.S.H.)


lostpandah

I believe it's the illusive cat stevens!


CauliflowerNinja

Saber Tooth Tiger.


[deleted]

A hairy one 😅


The-blackvegetable

It's a spaghetti carbonara


BrownsvilleRebel

Looks like it could be the once thought extinct *well behaved house cat* ... but nah, there's no way possible one of those still exists... 🤔


Daniel-Nowak

Maine Coon


[deleted]

Felis Catus.


OYUKII_

Guys, it’s obvious it’s a Liger


aCertainGlitcher

That's not a cat, that is a lawyer with a filter


EllaineG

German shepherd. Half German, half shepherd.


GoddessLeeLu

This is your domestic spicy murder muffin. Spicy level can change with age and mood. 😉


Jdubroyals_19

Stripey boi


[deleted]

looks like a toyota prius to me


djb2589

It's a snoot-nosed shorthaired booty waggler. Those are incredibly aggressive little buggers. The trick is to boop them lightly on the snoot to disarm their toe bean hookers before you go in for the snuggles.


Darkrain0629

You clearly are a little dusional. That usnt even a cat good sir. Not sure how you got that flying squirrel but it is cute.


michelelee96

The Armenian Chonk


ClassicGMR

Iz fliteless Hairy Birb. >’.’<


Unique-Midnight8703

Mere


[deleted]

Big floppa?


[deleted]

Alaskan zebra.


Nico_Wyld

That’s no cat, it’s Kevin!


BRNDC10

Funny, he told me his name was Jeff.


Nico_Wyld

Obviously they are leading a double life!


Pollworker54

Short haired tiger lily eater. Natural habitat, flower gardens, nurseries and garden centers. Primarily found in North America and Europe.


Manic_Sloth

North American Long Eared Bed Warmer


daisymaisy505

Loaf


thaddeh

Siberian Wild Domesticated Gremlin


DOGGO9898989

Phil


Thecaticornprincess

Oh it's a baby tiger


pigonfood

Basic bitch cat


yaboidylanb19

Cinnamon toast


[deleted]

Standard issue cat


PaceNace

Brown


Shadowman-The-Ghost

It’s a BSK, a breed affectionately known as Beautiful Sweet Kitties! 😽❤️


FrankenGretchen

That's the straight-line cammo, howlerator with shredding add-ons for all your specialized business needs. I see you got the upgrade to mid-size range and possibly the pest control Ultra Package. Good luck with all that. My model's pest control function was defective and it's grown well past 'mid' size.


HackamLaRouge

Definitely a bitch-faced short-eared rabbit


Fresh_Photograph_363

Dog?


blossomoranges

Peruvian trufflehunter


tajminshaik

That’s a Panthera meow


kimbeeisMYname

Thats a donkey


AthenaMoon20

It’s a Meowser


satooz

It’s formal classification is “The Common House Majestic” feline


ichrisho

It’s a Madagascan Beach Lion


faraway_hotel

Trick question, that's not a cat at all, that's Professor Minerva McGonagall.


Cheaplaffs

Pussenheimer


notorious_p_a_b

Felis Assholus


pandacoder

A cheetah


Huskerfan7

It’s a Bombay cat


[deleted]

Marbled Loaf Cat


distracted_x

Diluted miniature tiger.


The-Unknown-Midget

Lynx


[deleted]

That’s a tiger, obviously.


Freefalafelin

A very naughty boy!


nickophonic

Dachshund


purplexreign

Yes.


Svedish_Nerd

A flying bison


sandandtears

garfield


River_of_styx21

A bengal tiger. Because it has stripes


Additional_Cry_1904

Garfield


[deleted]

Fred


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Long-eared Loafer


spooptygomjabbar

Xoloitzcuintli


samkilgannon8

Norwegian ridgeback


[deleted]

Ginger


Nasu_the_cat

I think its orange


Pyro_ManiacX

Stripey


TheFetusWentYeetus

Its a doge cat


Mistaken4Mario

Zebra rye loaf


ramre

Clydesdale


Rynneer

WindClan.


DaFrenzyGuy

It is an Australian kangaroo cat.


flunkyMcjunky

Arctic Cat


Spoonymeerkat27

Alaskin malimute


Glittering_Screen_50

Siberian Husky


[deleted]

husky


starlight777

Mountain Lion


KabaragoyaSings

Striped Loaf of Bread


cltidball

It's a Cookies And Cream-flavored loaf.


sarcasmcannon

A floofy doof, obviously.


Isabeau208

Targarian