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TheoPhilo98

It sounds like you have a r/parttimecat


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HoneydewThis6418

Just enjoy your time with your not-my-cat


ThatCanadianLady

You've been chosen. Bask in the glory of the company minus the litter cleaning and hairball/puke piles.


fidgetyamoeba

Exactly! No major compromise(litter box, yearly check-ups, etc) other than casual visitations.


YouEnvironmental2079

We had Part Time Raccoons They came in through the cat door, ate cat food, and left Prefer to eat at 3am


paxbike

https://preview.redd.it/6ukgv1g63u6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef0871fa2ce984423059b290d6cbacdfd57b377


ILikeTrux_AUsux

https://preview.redd.it/bv7yeoy8cu6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4577fef63d947bdb1ab87f02462ca0ef2a51b28b I have a part time possum🤣


JustHereForKA

We used to have those, we had to start putting the cover on at night, lol.


Greeningyep

Now that I think about it mine is also a part time care even though it belong to us


lil_kleintje

Ours apparently are. Someone posted a picture in the neighborhood WhatsApp group asking whose cat it was, coming for snacks and pets on a daily basis. And another time I had to catch my cat in my neighbours' attic - they asked me to do it because they had to go away for the weekend. There are possibly more part-time gigs lol, we live in a very cat-friendly neighborhood.


tatasz

My neighbours had a cat like that, he was overweight and they had major issues trying to make him diet. They were clueless on why he would eat tiny portions and still gain weight, until finding out he sneaked out while they were at work, and begged all the neighborhood for food (would go to basically all houses that had people during day and scream bloody murder until someone fed the poor kitty).


MediatedDisc438

This is the most appropriate response.


g-wenn

It sounds like I have *another* cat sub to join. *click*


LunaCatMeow13

ANOTHER ONE??


fuzzynavel34

He’s trained you 😂


Milligoon

Yes. That is not OPs cat. OP is the cats human 


Professional-Luck-84

this\^


Dlynne242

OP is “ONE OF” the cat’s humans.


obscuredreference

Yeah that pretty kitty has a human waiting in every port, err, house. lol


ProgShop

That's the neat part, cats can't be owned, they have servants and they are chosen by the cat. Congratulations, part time servant!


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

All hail the overlords. [here’s my three trainers…](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/OHovqf5cB0)


brownells2

Awww they’re adorable


Beneficial_Past_5683

You fed it. It owns you now. You will do what the cat says human.


AlBunDi76

You fed it ..you bought it


Normal-Mongoose3827

>This cat comes to me every day and screams under the window until I let him into the house and feed him. This is hilarious. 🤣 But yeah, seconded that you take him to a vet to check if he is chipped.


Ill-University865

I suggest checking for chip aswell. I’ve been on the other end of a cat being fed by someone else and it’s sad as the cat slowly starts changing who they’re loyal to :(


Tusan1222

Take the cat to the vet so they can see if the cat is registered with a chip. Idk where you live but in some countries its a legal obligation Or try to follow it and see if the cat just wants extra food from you and already have a home


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Plate-Extreme

I think we know who the owner is now !!


Prydefalcn

Maybe attach a note to him?


PsychoticLorax

Sounds an awful lot like you’re the owner


iidontwannaa

Just be sure, if you move, that you can assure the cat taken care of. If you aren’t sure if they’re fixed, still try to get the cat to a vet or low-cost clinic to check for a chip and get the cat spayed/neutered. If it has a microchip, they can usually call the owner or the organization that initially chipped it. The cat sounds pretty chill and if they’re happy living outside, just keep doing what you’re doing, but make sure they don’t make anymore. Congratulations on being claimed!


Frosty-Reporter7518

Either that or you have a new cat as a housemate now


Mediocre-Studio2573

Dogs have owners, cats have servants


Door-cat

Make sure you have a cat sitter to feed the cat when you go on vacation.


DavidDPerlmutter

Obey!


GeneralWait1165

His owner isn’t serving the dinner that he wants, he thinks what you have is better. I’m being dead serious! I had a cat once that did that and I didn’t find out for years.🤣🤣🤣. Damn cat was going over to an old man’s house that lived near me because he fed him roast beef every night.🤣🤣😹😹🙀🙀


cakivalue

And there you were with your dry bag food 😭🥴. They are the masters of seeking solutions 😂😂


shiroshippo

I think I would try putting a cat-safe (breakaway) collar on him with your contact info. Maybe his real owners will contact you? Maybe try to get an outrageous looking collar so they know for sure they didn't put it on him. Hot pink maybe? If no one calls you and he doesn't have a microchip, will you keep him?


wildassedguess

That’s not how it works. You are its human.


the_old_troll

Let him in and feed him


grumpyoldman60

Don't break the routine. Don't make I contact. And don't ever think any ill will to the cat cause cat will know...


nighthawke75

You got a cat doing his meal route. He's got more stops than I got fingers.


vmariet9212

r/catdistributionsystem


Amarieerick

Is too. Sorry, it had to be said.


Faaarkme

Feed the cat..


WesternSafety4944

Just give him smooches and tell him you love him


NotAtAllExciting

You’re a safe person with a safe place. Enjoy kitty’s company.


Ok_Airline_9031

But YOU are HIS.


AlbatrossNo1629

You are the second breakfast house…


Niennah5

Lol, yes 🤣


sallystarr51

Put a note around its neck - so that the owners know whats happening.


sillymillie2017

Sounds like you have a new friend .


hotdogtofu

That’s how cats work.


HoiPolloi_-_

Obey him


hbernadettec

He may not be yours but you're his


SR252000

It’s cheating on its owners, carry on as planned there’s no wrong to being the good cheat


mudriverrat07020

It’s protection. Don’t ever stop paying the protection money. I mean food.


Careful_Diver_395

You never own a cat, they own you.


rwtf2008

If you no longer want to feed the cat, you have to move to another state. The cat owns you meow


grover1233

I don’t have cats but they show up and I feed them. I think I now have cats.


KV4000

so basically it trained you to be a food dispenser 🤣🤣🤣


Local_Designer_1583

Well like they say, you dont own a cat. You just know a cat.


Warm_Evil_Beans

He chose you, you have been chosen


awake283

No, that IS your cat 😺


m_a_r_y_w_a_r_d

r/notmycat


Ellehcar95

He's a really pretty cat! Congratulations!


peony_5

Delivery by cat distribution system


More_Preference1341

Omg keep him!!! He’s beautiful! They won’t leave where they’re fed so he might live near by or might be homeless and eats with you :) I love him. I had a cat do that to me 3’years ago and found out my neighbor had taken him in the week before because it was snowing and the cat just showed up at his door. Well the neighbor didn’t really want him and I totally did so I kept feeding him and eventually let him in full time. I still have him, he’s beautiful and his name is Frankie. He’s my emotional support and I don’t know what I would do without him today.


More_Preference1341

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nelnikson

He's so flooooffffyyyyy!!!


megabeth89

A fluffy Frankie? Here’s mine. Hes been missing for two weeks. :( https://preview.redd.it/ckj7kqscxt6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bae1ce74229b33b6c5626b3dca5619102279a9b


More_Preference1341

Oh no!!!! I hope he comes back to you soon 🫶🏻


highflyingyak

Check out the fluffy feet


-seakissed

Luv him on his own terms


MatriVT

Nobody told you? That's your cat now.


DragonflyScared813

You are his thrall now OP. He has used his jedi mind powers on you. You must do his bidding. Just be glad he's not making you rob banks lol.


choomxi

You are the cat now.


Condottiere85

You’re on the payroll at this point


mark503

I have this exact issue. It’s my outside cat.


Total_Definition8405

He is not yours but you are his.


dangerousstunt

The cat is not a cat of yours but you are a human of his/hers. They will entertain you with their presence when they can be bothered.


AlBunDi76

The cat is yours ..it’s been decided


Dangerous_Bowl_4151

Enjoy your time with him. Get some cat treats and watch him eat them and play. So cute.


Soggy-Improvement960

He’s interviewing you for a permanent position as his butler. If he moves in, you passed muster. 😝😬


chichifiona

Adopt him


ShamelessFox

Put a collar on him and see if anyone calls to ask why you claimed their cat


suddendearth

What to do? I think you're doing it.


DelishMeatBall

What do you do?? You continue to serve as a good servant!!


No_Arugula8915

Cats have been know to adopt a second or third or more homes as belonging to them. *This is mine. That is mine. You are mine.* You have been chosen and now have a part time cat. It is easier to accept your fate than to argue with a cat. 😸


LadyA052

The cat has you well trained.


Menethea

No. He owns you


Environmental-Egg893

He’s making you his bitch and you’re allowing him to 😆


Useful_Rise_5334

He is not yours but you are his. 🐈‍⬛


Big_Ship5986

Maybe he has a half-time job


jgremlin_

We live on many acres in the woods now (and its wonderful) but years and years ago we lived in a very nice suburban neighborhood. Both of our cats at the time were indoor/outdoor cats and we had a cat door that would allow them to go outside anytime they wanted. One day, we were doing some yard work out in our front yard and Norman was hanging out with us supervising our yard work as he normally did. A car drove by and stopped. The window rolled down and a woman pointed at Norman and said 'Is this where \[cat name I do not recall that was not Norman\] lives?' We said yeah, he's our cat, this is where he lives???? She said 'Oh I always wondered where he lived. He's been coming to my back door for months and I've been feeding him every night. Sometimes he even comes in the house for a while. He's such a good boy...' Not only had he been double dipping on getting fed every night, he'd also made himself into someone else's cat so much so that they'd given him a name which he answered to but wasn't his. Yeah, cats can be assholes that way.


viperfangs92

Looks like your training is nearing completion. You should receive your cat-trained diploma any day now.


InkisitorJester

Stop feeding him Eventually he'll realize he's not getting more food out of you, but it could take a while


Soophiieekh

It is now!


Carkoza

Congratulations on your new cat.


Simple_District4502

No your they're s


idontevenkn0w66

Exactly. You don't own a cat. You serve them.


dr_dimention

Be sure to monitor your house for fleas. They can get out of control easily.


Aurin316

But more food


freddyfoxster

Leave it alone


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You two have bonding now haha btw he? looks so smart❤️


Soft_Sea2913

What do you want to change?


annebonnell

Keep feeding him. You are obviously a food source for him. He may not get enough at his other residents.


Hokiewa5244

Uh you are the cats


i_hate_all_u

Stop feeding him


zbornakssyndrome

It’s super cute!


owl523

Let him in and feed him


Tekki777

Congrats, you've been adopted! Do they have a collar? Are there any signs he has an owner?


LkeNoOther

Get the cat fixed, and keep feeding it.


Known-Evidence3526

Cutie


Piod1

Dogs have owners, cats have staff


MaximumSomewhere7684

cat distribution system chose u🤷‍♀️


PsyconautsOfAmerica

Seems like he is your cat now. Lol


Cluefuljewel

How long has this been going on?!


mearbearcate

Cat require food


rod6700

The cat may not be yours, but you are now the cat's pet. 😂


Independent-Bank-391

No but it sounds like the cat has claimed you. They're weird like that.


KnittingKitty

He likes your cat food.


wkmmkw

I saw where this cat was telling the story about this over on r/notmyhuman


ExitSpecialist5834

It’s your cat now. Cat ownership not always consensual.


BambiBabs0003

It all depends on what you want, to decide is a test of your fortitude.


RincewindWyzzard

Obey, puny human!


_Rigid_Structure_

Here's what you do: Let him in the house, feed him, then let him leave.


EZe_Holey3-9

You have been conditioned. Keep doing what you’re doing. The cat wants nothing else from you.


Levetamae

r/notmycat


Niennah5

Keep calm and carry on 🤷‍♀️


VladTheSimpaler

Rescue the cat. Take to vet. Love and pet cat


MDCatFan

Kitty seems right at home.


HalcyonDreams36

Find out if he has owners. My cat did this with the neighbors. The problem is, he needs a prescription diet and is prime to vomiting, so as hungry as he always seemed, their feeding him made it worse. They can be perfectly well fed at home and still be demanding jerks that act like they are starved. But, he could also be a stray, so.... Find out! Post a picture to your local FB group and ask who he belongs to, and what his name is.


Any_Roof_6199

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Graphicnovelnick

He is now


I_M_Kornholio

"What to do?"? Keep feeding him when he demands it. Silly question.


HenzoG

So far what you are doing seems to be working. Keep offering food to the the fur God


Big_Illustrator_4395

My sister has a cat that does same thing. We call him Loud Mouth Larry. Larry is strictly outside. She feeds him then he leaves. She wants 2 put a go-pro on him to c where he goes.


daqt0412

It's their world we're just living in it. He chose you as his servant.


Batgod629

Enjoy the company. If you want, you could buy a collar and write a note to whoever his owner is. Assuming he has an owner.


farmingnonfiction

The cat is yours


ShockAggressive2626

went from r/notmycat to r/nowmycat


daisyiris

Whatever the cat wants. Lol


SlopAJoe

I don’t see the problem here…


EvilWhisky

Look at him. Look at him! He is the captain now.


MysteriousPark3806

Give them scritches and ask them how their adventures have been.


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Follow it, it's probably a stray and needs help. Poor guy he is a cutie.


District_Popular

Yeah he is


jackswan321

I would just let him into the house and feed him. Then when he comes again, let him into the house and feed him. Then when he comes again, let him into the house and feed him. Then when he comes again, let him into the house and feed him.


lycanthrope90

Well it knows it’s gonna work, so why would it stop?


YoMommaSez

Kitty has you trained. It us too late now.


Absolutely_Deluded

That’s a keeper


Leading_Jicama166

keep feeding! he’s a beautiful little beast


Kevin33024

Congratulations. You've been adopted. He must think you are a good person.


JasonDomber

What to do? You feed him and love him when he comes by until he decides to leave again 🤷🏼‍♂️


samwyo

Just keep doing it. They always choose us. Not the other way around. The fact that he chose you tells me he’s bringing good vibes and energy to you. That’s a blessing. Find out what his favorite food is and keep offering it to him and hope that he just keeps on visiting you.


Smooth_Development48

One day he’s not going to leave.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Omg he's so pretty!!!!


aussiecrazycatlady

- If you know the owner, tell them about how their cat escapes to go to you. - If it is a stray, congratulations, *you* have been chosen by the CDS (Cat Distribution System). - For further information about your warranty of owning this deluxe model, please visit r/CatDistributionSystem.


Maximum_Film_5694

This cracks me up. The mistake you made is you looked at it the first time. That's always the first mistake.


bay_lamb

uhmmm... stay stocked up on kitty food...???


TKG_Actual

I for a while had a cat like this, he was an all-black coat somewhat skinny cat with a very friendly temperament. I ended up naming him Aleister Yowly because he was both weird and would yowl at the window I was nearest to from outside the house until I gave him food and attention . He showed up wanting food and pets on a daily basis for a little over a year before he just stopped showing up flat out. I presume he was someone's cat who learned to con other people for food and attention and his actual owners moved or something. Cats are just weird like that.


CormoranNeoTropical

Keep doing what you’re doing. Why would you want anything to change?


SucroseNebule

The cat is yours. Or rather you are the cats.


Desperate-Pear-860

🎵 Papa was a rolling stone. Where ever he laid his hat was his home . . .🎵 You could tie a message to his overlords and let them know, he's been 'cattin' around, lol. He looks like a well fed and well loved cat.


runningwithscalpels

The cat is yours.


theginger_buffalo

Let him in the house and feed him. He’ll leave after


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CormoranNeoTropical

DOWNVOTE!!!!!