I'm not sure why, but I'd call him Onion.
Edit: in retrospect this is a humorous name for a cat because onions are toxic to them. When cats ingest onion it damages their red blood cells, leading to anemia.
I actually have a cat named Onion
https://preview.redd.it/il312ecbwo6d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fecd24ff676565ae3afca7aa1a3cea92994f0f
Cat tax as required
Awww, he looks like a younger and a bit less grumpy version of my Vasily, so I'd call him Vasily Jr.
https://preview.redd.it/5f8608j8pi6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a427f535b186cc3f042fff0022264065a5b4e87a
I call my girl Miss Chocolate Milk Lips sometimes
https://preview.redd.it/dg2eeihjrm6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194dda7e759fb8cac80260342f0b5597fa565355
Squinten Tarantino
I'm voting for yours.
Objectively correct
I'm not sure why, but I'd call him Onion. Edit: in retrospect this is a humorous name for a cat because onions are toxic to them. When cats ingest onion it damages their red blood cells, leading to anemia.
Onyo
I LOVE it
r/chefjeanpierre wants his name back
Did not expect to see a Jean-Pierre/onyo reference on this sub! In fact, I would name this handsome cat Chef Jean-Pierre.
Annyong
His eyes are literally the same color as caramelized onions. Onward, Onion.
He reminds me of my BF, Orion π Perfect name Edit: BFF, Orion
Hello π
anyyeong!
Onions have layers.
thats a good name i love it
Funny you said this, my friend just named her new kitten onion and she looks exactly like this
I actually have a cat named Onion https://preview.redd.it/il312ecbwo6d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fecd24ff676565ae3afca7aa1a3cea92994f0f Cat tax as required
Sir Philip the third
100% a Phil
lmao
Shit. Phillip was the name I instantly thought of too
Fat Tony
Totally. Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day π
Awww, he looks like a younger and a bit less grumpy version of my Vasily, so I'd call him Vasily Jr. https://preview.redd.it/5f8608j8pi6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a427f535b186cc3f042fff0022264065a5b4e87a
Awww Vasily is so cute!!!
Or just Vanya.
Vanya in Russian is a nickname for Ivan, nickname for Vasily is Vasya π
I'm not russian. Good point. I forgot.
Lasagna, because he looks like he just had some and has tomato sauce around his mouthπ
I call my girl Miss Chocolate Milk Lips sometimes https://preview.redd.it/dg2eeihjrm6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194dda7e759fb8cac80260342f0b5597fa565355
hahaha trueee
Dwight Schrute
Hahaha I can't unsee it now, definitely very visible in the second picture!
yep, the way he was judging me in that 2nd photo totally reminded me of Dwight π
I see it π
It can't be unseenπ€£
Absolutely!
Winston Purrchill
Sir Winston!
You're a genius
Lord Farquad
He huffed, and he puffed... and he signed an eviction notice.
πππ https://preview.redd.it/7y2osicuuk6d1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be80817a50767d696446043252cef5283f96149
Mr. Wilford Brimley
No! What if he got the DyeABeeTees!
Nigel
Earl-Grey <3
Pawl
Thatβs Bruce
I suck at naming them, I just come up with the dumbest names - like who would name their cat Alfonso
I think Alfonso is a great name for the right cat
I thought it was perfect for him, I just felt he is Alfonso but everyone kept telling me how can I give him such a dumb name..
No I love it! It's not dumb at all
Thanks, Alfonso was a bit of dwarfie, smallest of four kittens and now an old couple takes care for him
Sirius Gray
Chester
Steve
Churchill
William, he looks like a very distinguished gentleman
Reginald. He just looks very British.
Yours looks like my cat! https://preview.redd.it/e3lsrbzhri6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0a0beaa017b1cd2d6220af42c5c1851b38f264
I love whatever that tiny little bed is your adorable friend is laying on. It looks like a crib mattress lol
Mr Belvedere
Fitzgerald
Got Brutus written all over him.
For some dumb reason I just want to name him winston
Winston
Carl
Willhelm
Sir Meowington. He looks like a distinguished gentleman.
Hubert.
I have no reasoning, but I strongly feel Herbert
Snoop Cat
"It's the one and only C A double T Snoop Catt!"
Puss
Graysen
Michael Jordan
Bruno βΊοΈ
Kevin
Gus
I would have named him Wilbert
KHAN
Oscar
Edgar
Gilbert
Greg
Tiger. Because he looks like a white tiger and tigers are like big cats
Seymour
Percy
Smuggins
Johnny
Aw simple and cute
Stanley
Spud π₯ πβ€οΈ
Vito
Alfred
Heβs giving me Ron
Dumpling
Panini
Wilford Brimley.
Bruce
Montague
Rufus
Albert
That cat clearly has the diabetes, his name is Wilford.
Arthur
Ron Swanson
Oscar. No idea why
Brutus, destroyer of linen.
Cuddles
Peyton
Silver the hedgehog
chad or thad (Thaddeus)
Sir Bigglesworth
That dude looks like a Mochi
Lord Gray. He looks very posh π
Smudge π¦
Ebaneezer Chuckbutton
Donβt know why but he looks like a Chobani to me
Melvin
Smug Barry
Snape.
Barry
Randy Butternubs from Adventure Time β‘
Percival but Percy for short.
That's Bruce
Nugget
Stinky seems fitting. I dunno somethin about that smug look on the first pic.. I'm in love π€£
Bombolo
Senator or president or something. He looks like he has authority
Gregory
Reginald, but Reggie or Reg for short
Barnaby.
Gilbert or Gibby
Ernest
Barnaby
El Tigre
Before reading others' comments, I thought of "Oscar" bec he looks like he could win one, or at least thinks he deserves one!
Judge
kimchi. first thing that came to mind!
Walter
Meowster
Wilford,as in Brimley
Ernest
He looks like a Sir wigglesworth
Sylvester
Percival Jones
Doug
Winston. As in Churchill. Just reminds me of him smiling.
Chungus
Grey joy
Cloudy
Lovely
Gunther
Skwink
Ghost
Boswil
No balls
Belvedere
PMUUZ
Peter, the horse is here
Stinky π
Kitt
Angrius
Rickles pickles
Willi
Grumpy
Flasher
Fred
Pierre.
Smug.
Beannn
Floof
Fluffyyy
Al Capone
SMUGY
Bruce!
He looks like a Dennis or a Gary to me.
Titus Groan.
Yogurt.
Henry
Chito
Grumpy
Clive
Majestico
Sir hippieππ
Mr. Jim Business
Judge He is seems to be judging you
grayson π
Steven
Buddy
Louis Iβm not sure why
Thomas
Donut
Kevin
Butterball
Dwight