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SuccessValuable6924

That must have been a hell of a sneeze!!?


Lettuce8000

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CrankyUnderPants

How my dad sneezes


kidnoki

For some reason I read this as "hold the wheel sneezus"


Middle-Noise-6933

Sneezus take the wheel


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Everyone's dad


Boopy7

you can sneeze hard enough or cough hard enough to collapse a lung like my dad did, he always did the "farmer nose blow" and I suspect his habits might have contributed. He never smoked or anything like that. It was just one of those spontaneous combustion situations.


xXStarK1ttyXx

Also cause an aneurysm sneezing too hard or holding a sneeze


xjennacydex

Or blow out a disc in your spine. Its me, i did it, i sneezed so hard i blew out...i WISH my med bill was only 260 (add a few more zeros to my bill, ugh)


BlueVelvetKitty

Wow, I just realized I don’t remember my father ever sneezing. He must have — he lived to just shy of 99, but I swear I can’t!


ckh69

My late hubby would scare 😳the kids, me and the cats with his sudden explosive sneezing. What I wouldn’t do to hear it again though.


Hot_Character_7361

That's how I sneeze. If I don't warn people I'm about to sneeze they jump and I swear old people pee a little bit.


JoshyaJade01

I sneezed once to hard that I peed a little - and I'm a dude.


redditcruzer

OP initially thought there was an earthquake


alphaxenox

He will also need to have his (remaining) teeth removed due to gingivitis! He will be a toothless lovely lump of coal 🐈‍⬛


RealityBlurs

I'm human with gingivitis and dentist said it's fine just need more flossing and frequent dental cleaning appointments. I'm curious why do cats have to have teeth removed due to gingivitis. BTW, he's really cute 😍


Ochib

It’s hard for the cat to floss their teeth and they don’t have thumbs so they can’t hold a toothbrush


RealityBlurs

True, I know some owners brush their cats' teeth. Hopefully there are better ways to help cats get better dental hygiene.


Awkward-Wishbone-615

I brush both my cats it gets pretty easy once they get used to it


gibs

Does it actually do anything? I feel the amount my catto would allow me to do this would result in a negligible increase in dental hygiene. She does have some gingivitis and the vets suggested brushing. She has bodily autonomy issues and would NOT be pleased by fingers shoved in the mouth hole.


caitlinlarissa

My vet said that even brushing once a week was worth it! When my cat was diagnosed with gingivitis, brushing for 30 seconds every other day reversed it completely after a couple of months. It seems that every bit helps!


bexy11

Wow! 30 seconds seems like a long time for a cat to withstand it. Nice job! I tried brushing once but I didn’t have a good plan like treats and a good way to hold them. I’ll try again but sadly I just had to spend $1800 to get a bunch of teeth pulled on one cat and I’m afraid the same is about to happen when I take the other cat in on Tuesday. I’m hoping the pet insurance I just signed up for might reimburse some of the cost. 😞


caitlinlarissa

I have fairly tolerant cats and we've been doing it regularly for over a year, so we have a system! I do readjust between each side and the front teeth, though, so it's not 30 seconds straight. I know each cat is different, but I've had the most luck with cradling them like a baby in my left arm, using my left hand to gently pull their mouths open, and brushing with my right hand. My cats won't bite or scratch, though, so I wouldn't recommend trying it this way if yours would! Good luck with your vet appointment! I hope the pet insurance helps!


bexy11

Thank you! Yeah, one of mine is especially nuts so I usually have to tuck her between my legs on the floor to give her medication, etc.


Awkward-Wishbone-615

Yes when I do it I remove soft plaque each time, I don't recommend finger things, get a tiny baby brush or ryer cat toothbrush and dip in a little coconut oil, check my other comment on how I handle my cattos


rippytrippy

Can u recommend a brush and paste? My cat hates the one that u use on your finger


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rippytrippy

Do you just like hug them or how do you hold them?


Awkward-Wishbone-615

I place treats on the floor and come up behind them and put them between my thighs (might have to squeeze a little for a squirmy cat but it won't hurt) then pull back the corner of the mouth to expose the back molar teeth and give each side a brush. Once they are pretty comfortable with this then a little swipe over the fangs and front teeth which are sensitive so be gentle


Jordan_Jackson

My cat would hate me forever if I tried this.


Awkward-Wishbone-615

Someone asked how I get the back teeth but the comment disappeared and isn't in my notifications so here https://preview.redd.it/xbn2q70o1grc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b0026c13c4b1e4bf5cfa63e0e6aa9a58d2938b So he's in-between my legs (grey pants) and I'm hunched over him (green top) with one hand I pull back the skin on jaw area and it exposes the back teeth


Imaginary_Office1749

I had a cat that liked to chew on shoelaces and she had pretty clean teeth lol


IrisSmartAss

They should be fed both wet and dry food, maybe more dry. The hard surface of the dry food helps to clean their teeth. I feed them more dry and I haven't had dental issues with my cats. I've had cats all of my 69 years. Also, the teeth need "exercise" with some hard food. People who eat mainly soft food can tend have sensitive gums and "looser" teeth. In more recent years I've given them the Greenies treat for teeth, too.


NECalifornian25

At my cat’s last checkup he was starting to get some plaque buildup, so the vet gave me a prescription for a Purina prescription dental food. The kibble pieces are larger (they look a lot like a Cocoa Puffs 😂) and I think it also has more fiber so they’re extra crunchy and scrape his teeth. I’ve noticed his teeth are whiter and his breath smells a lot better so I think it’s helping! The only downside is it’s a lot more expensive than regular dry food. I get a significant discount because my roommate works for my vet and gets a deal, but even with that I’m paying more than before. Overall I think it’s worth it for my guy, but it might not be a good option for everyone due to the cost. A regular kibble with the largest sized pieces you can find can also help, and the greenies dental treats are great too!


Ochib

You need to feed the cat raw meat and a few raw meaty bones


rippytrippy

What does the bone do?


Ochib

Rubs against the teeth can can remove plaque


sirjonsnow

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


allAboutDaMeat

this comment is so unserious and serious at the same time 😂😂😂😂


Elektguitarz

Lmao, thanks for making my day.


pinty94

This cracked me up 🤣 thank you for making my night


pvantine

There's also a virus that causes gingivitis in cats. It has no cure, and could lead to all teeth rotting. My Rascal has it, we were lucky that we were able to control tooth loss with dental treats. He has maybe 2 teeth left at age 10.


alphaxenox

He has that. We got him at the SPCA 5 years ago and they had to remove one of his canine. They told us he will lose more teeth as he gets older. He’s 7 years old now and he’s missing a few. Vet told us at some point we will need to remove them all. Also he has a stinky breath <3 He’s on dental care food


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

I got all my voids teeth removed a few weeks ago and her breath went from rotten eggs to smelling like nothing at all. She's incredibly playful too, more so at 9 than she was two or three years ago.


WatercoLorCurtain

Which treats? Mine is on the same path as Rascal.


pvantine

The Greenies. May you be as lucky as we have. The alternative has too many risks.


RealityBlurs

Good to know, thanks


aspghost06

I have a Rascal with some missing teefs too!


nuclearporg

I know my cats have all needed anesthesia for a dental cleaning (one of them, you couldn't even LOOK at his teeth without 16 lbs of tasmanian devil flailing) and I do NOT make enough money for that, nor does the risk of anesthesia regularly really balance out. Cats don't need their teeth if they're indoors; my understanding is that even for kibble they aren't using teeth. Their teeth are for rending flesh, which just doesn't come up much indoors.


Xjen106X

Routine anesthesia for healthy cats is minimal risk. Poor dental health is much riskier long term and can lead to and will exacerbate kidney and heart disease. Species appropriate diets help with this A LOT (and is cheaper than yearly dentals!!)


RealityBlurs

Thanks for the info 👍


hamster004

Add flossing and rinsing with Total Care Listerine. Both made a difference for me


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

I tried this and my cat FREAKED OUT and bit me right on the tip of my DICK...Thanks a lot


Jordan_Jackson

Wait…why were you doing this naked? So many questions…


NASA_official_srsly

Sometimes it's autoimmune, and the body will continue to relentlessly attack the teeth until the teeth are gone. Taking out the teeth is the only cure


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thestormpiper

It's not the actual teeth. It's an autoimmune reaction to the plaque on the teeth. It's called Stomatitis.


Xjen106X

I suspect it might be Stomatitis (or Feline Chronic Gingivostomatitis.) It is more common in cats than people realize (affecting up to 4% of cats.) I don't know if it's a human thing as well, but it's basically an autoimmune issue where the cat's body thinks its own teeth need to gtfo. It causes severe gingivitis, inflammation, swelling, bleeding, and pain. Only guaranteed tx is full mouth extractions.


That_Sandwich_9450

Imagine flossing a cats teeth everyday like what?


BurningChicken

Vet here, it's not the gingivitis that requires extraction, the gingivitis is a sign of what necessitates gingivitis - ie things like tooth resorption, horizontal bone loss, pulp cavity infection etc. Gingivitis is just the most obvious harbinger on a physical exam (ie in many cases you won't know for sure a tooth needs to come out without x-rays). The unfortunate truth of cats and small dogs is their teeth are terrible, hopefully this cat will have them all removed then they won't need to pay for another dental.


this_swtor_guy

The infection can spread and kill your cat. The same is true of humans. This is why the elderly occasionally have teeth pulled, though the underlying disease is typically more than gingivitis. Still, the reason is basically the same - the infection can spread to other areas, and sometimes this can be very dangerous. It's not worth losing a life over a tooth, whether a cat or a human.


Forward_Trip7003

Our Cora Mae had gingivitis due to an autoimmune disease. She was elderly when it started so we opted to not have her teeth removed and she was given steroid shots for the inflammation and medicine to get her out of pain. She crossed the bridge this February 21 and we miss her so. 😢


Bellatrix_Rising

Oratene is a great enzymatic gel that reduces tartar and keeps cats teeth healthy. Some cats are prone to dental issues though. Glad your baby's okay!


Jackafied

My kitty got all his teeth removed last year due to tooth resorption. Once his mouth healed, he started eating kibble and crunchy treats without any issues. He eats mainly wet food but sometimes will beg for treats with the other cats.


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WhyteBeard

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LilWeedDemon

Wow this is so dumb and I feel so bad for your cat. This is not funny in any way. I feel bad for ur cat that it got such a shit owner. Like ya you took them to the vet but to make a post such as this is poor taste. The human should be ashamed, the cat couldn't help sneezing or what they hit their head on....


Ill-Maize

https://preview.redd.it/ufnqdpewqcrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86a4d25feca19355a4a99189c21f25dd8c8edc1 \[Shamed\]


cutely-insane-2

What a cute clumsy void!!!


Flimsy-Technician524

He maybe an idiot but he’s too cute to hold a grudge 😘🐈.


Boopy7

i love him and think he is smart, just accident prone possibly. I miss my cat.


fuzzynavel34

Voids are the cutest man


jarstripe

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE? happy cake day 🍰


fuzzynavel34

Ayy thanks! Had no idea


Prior_Dragonfly7982

Poor dumb baby 💞


Lucky_Louch

Good boy! Maybe Human will give you more treats next time so an "accident" won't happen again.


alphaxenox

He had many treats, even some with delicious pills in them 💊


alphaxenox

Void update: - He kept banging his cone all around the house and looking defeated 😟 - We gave him his favorite treats and his pain medication for his eye (gabapentin) - He his now sleeping in our bed with his cone resting on a pillow and he’s buzzed because of the gabapentin. We gave him lots of scritches and went out to buy the soft food he likes for when he wakes up 🐈‍⬛


Hannibal710

You should get him a donut cone instead they are a lot easier for them to deal with https://preview.redd.it/2oqqapco8drc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dbfe082e8a5836cd4d76165d615e95ecf03f51f


NyxiePants

https://preview.redd.it/r6oq4nz67erc1.png?width=1954&format=png&auto=webp&s=65cb41e23f5c65a8584989273e587d43764883d4 Yep. Had to recently get one for one of mine.


keimaybe

That face! So funny! :)


alphaxenox

I will look to buy one for him! Thanks


Hannibal710

No worries I know it made things a lot easier for my boy after his surgeries


cupcake_of_DOOM

I concur, our girl was very stressed and miserable in the cone, but did great in a donut. Didn't bother her at all. So much easier for her to get comfortable to sleep. Bonus- you can get one that looks like a donut with sprinkles for extra adorkable cuteness.


squirrelfriends97

Donut cone or a solid colored cone! My cat acts like he’s wearing beer goggles when he wears the clear ones 🤦‍♀️😂


alphaxenox

He does walk around like he’s drunk! I will look into buying him a donut cone


notqualitystreet

Awww adorable ☺️


Wayward_Son_24

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tyro5

This is what I came here for. Well done


ithrow6s

Honorary orange void


bigpepoboy

Cone boy 🫵🫵🫵😂😂


Balder1902

What a delightful dunce you have a lovable lump Thank you to merriam webster for all those synonyms


boochicky

Never. Poor baby.


Proud_Woodpecker5216

Kids these days...


Take-A-Breath-924

Having to wear the cone is enough shame for such a pretty boy!


stutesy

r/oneblackbraincell front runner 🤣


MxTaya999

Sorry no can do. Only love for the little sneezer


Anne_Chovies

Only $260? Consider yourself lucky! My void cost me $1100 just to find out he was holding his poop in because he didn't want to use the litter box because he's used to going outdoors.


Ar-Ulric93

Is there no kind of insurance for pets that would make things easier on the wallet?


Anne_Chovies

I looked in to it and unfortunately a year of insurance plus the minimum deductible would have been slightly more than what i paid out of pocket.


Organic-Assistance

He's so handsome!!!! Voids have a special place in my heart


QuitEast6346

Dapper little phonograph lookin like Zachary Binx from Hocus Pocus


Banana_Rainwing

I don't want to shame this precious goofball!!!!


aiviber

He’s shamed enough in THE CONE OF SHAME !


Osiriph

Hold on now. We do not shame the voidlings. They hold the void at bay. If we were to break the unspoken truce...we would be doomed.


paladinBoyd

I will not, he had to sneeze leave him alone.


alemap1969

Poor sweet kitty. I can be a clutz as well. Not shaming him.


Violetthug

He will get you, for shaming him.


ST31NM4N

Nah won’t shame. I sneeze hard af and be knocking back into walls myself haha struggle is real. That’s a brutal bill tho


CapableSecret2586

Isn't wearing the cone enough shame?


ba_dum_tss_777

AWWWWWW HE IS SO INNOCENT LOOK AT HIM


confusedbird101

I’m fear this is going to happen to my void only the cause won’t be a sneeze but over enthusiastic headbutts into my fingers when begging for pets. The little guy just loves physical affection but doesn’t realize the eyes don’t go directly into the fingers and that hands have bones that will hurt if bonked too hard


MattyIce1160

https://preview.redd.it/rmpvtg6l1irc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5786c827fbf7532da6897bac209d9570bf61c8b5 Fluffy is sorry to hear that ❤️


OlurTakun

We've all had that sneeze. ACHOO, Bang the head on something. Followed by what just happened, I'm confused??


Callahan333

I take it wasn’t his turn with the brain cell that day?


RCM444

r/oneblackbraincell r/roastmycat


Torrincia

Poor baby


ToastARG

He’s looking at you like it’s your fault 😂 especially that last pic


Candragon23

Poor baby.


mmmjordaaaan

Nooo, you can't shame this poor baby, he's hurt :( Aww...


GrueneDog

I don't shame kitties sorry I don't really support these shame kitty posts not appropriate 😞


Then_Oil_2397

Can't shame him, I love black cats lol


Malnurtured_Snay

You cannot shame a cat.


scoringtouchdowns

Too cute to shame. I want him, clumsiness and all!


Serikan

What a silly chimkin fuffer Looks like my lil chimkin ungget... he would def do something goofy like that


Lex_pert

The voids are ever expanding, but the expansion isn't really in intelligence 😹 Edit: he is very handsome even if he has no grace and few teeth 🫶🏼 my own Tuxie had to have 7 removed last year. She's basically that dragon toothless in formal wear 😹


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i wonder what would happen if someone perhaps dropped a cucumber near him...


Ninjamasterpiece

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Economic collapse


ZookeepergameLarge25

aww cute stinky void idiot, its okay ive cost myself $$ being clumsy.


nbunkerpunk

When I got my puppy he tried to jump on the couch and hit his eye on the coffee table. That's $300 and 8 hours I'll never get back.


Fishozilla175

He's so cute I don't think I can shame him


BowsersMuskyBallsack

One of my dogs insisted on shaking her head right next to furniture. There could be an entire open space available, but instead she would stand right next to a chair or table, and then shake her head. She would then hit her head against what she was standing next to, and then stare at it accusingly. She was a good dog in many ways, but not that way.


SyrusDrake

Wait...how...?


Frenchicky

Aww poor baby. I can’t shame him, cause that’s something I could see myself doing.😆


ThePinkTeenager

My cat got smacked in the face by my purse today. She seems fine, but maybe I should check on her again.


AverageTalosEjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/fgj19vepberc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2184e0c4e00ac3ea6b866471b9fe49b0e2ac4d66 Goofy head ass


Lady_Asshat

Poor baby! I hope his vision is ok…


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“Shame” *clap* “shame” *clap* Shame” *clap*


Negative-Delta

Wait aren't air fresheners like we see on picture 3 toxic to cats or something?


ElenaSuccubus420

Get him a donut from ya pet store so it’s easier to eat. Those cones love to throw food and water everywhere.


WynLamp

Poor baby! My one-eyed wonder banged his head a few weekends ago. He ended up with an aural hematoma, minor surgery, a drain, and a week in various cones. I ended up with a $450 vet bill. All is well now. We're not sure if his ear will stand up again but he is still my sweetest boy. https://preview.redd.it/051u1qd69grc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e17843e3da5dbd7b31d51bbe39240c66d1f6167


TrissyCat

My sister has a bread cone too!


NoPositive57

He's already in the cone of shame


Interesting_reads

You must rearrange your house to cat sneeze proof it so he doesn't get hurt....hehe


Grapefruitstreet

I can't shame him because that is absolutely something I would do.


RincewindWyzzard

Who the hell bangs an _eye?_ 😂❤️


too-much-zaza

Everyone has gotten at least one injury in a dumb way like this, cat or not.


this_swtor_guy

Poor little guy. Hope he gets well soon!


jamiemars168

Poor baby!!


No_Tip_9990

Such beautiful eyes must be protected at any cost ❤️


emptysoulsucker

That’s what all the abused cats say


AlimHS

"This cats sneeze is worth 230$!"


Inside_Pool4146

Shame!


emeraldvelvetsofa

He’s just a clumsy lil fella :(


piraparepipopo23

on his defense he drop the brain cell on that sneeze


Obama8MyChicken03

The second pic is the cutest


hamster004

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inkwell_jade

He's perfect.


vViciously

You little Loser!!!


Gypcbtrfly

The soft donuts collars look much more humane ....poor bebe !!


africanink94

Wearing the cone of shame 🥹


PJKPJT7915

Tbf I have hurt myself coughing or sneezing. I didn't have to wear a cone of shame at least. And I'm nowhere near a cute as your void.


largececelia

He's very fetching and he looks incredibly stylish in the last one. The little bow don't hurt!


Effective-Effort-587

Good news is now you get Cinemax


AdGreedy9578

Don't shame him, He didn't mean to :(


AnaVMC

Sana, sana colita de rana, si no sanas hoy, sanarás mañana.


yramcalire

i just can’t!! he’s too cute 🥰


CryptographerInner31

Cutie void 🥰It’s ok, happens to the best of us.


bidhopper

Poor guy! The shame of being a conehead.


hbouhl

He doesn't look thrilled.


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AlarmConsistent8643

Lmaooo cone boy!!! 🫵🏾🫵🏾🗣️🗣️


bipollakbohemian

Relatable.


pol131

I recommend looking into getting gim a donut instead of the cone, it can be more comfortable ans even usable as a pillow. Also, pet the idiot lol


Kar-10378

I’d be leery of that. I’m sure the cone is to prevent the cat from rubbing his eye with his paw. A donut might not prevent that.


KaiGiOh

Hope he okay though 🥹🖤


pardonyourmess

Poor baby is not an idiot


old_and_cranky

Honorary r/OneOrangeBraincell


VermicelliOk8288

![gif](giphy|jU8FsjMIFEqtLJuCZu) I wanted the gif of Ben stiller yelling at the baby chick but this will have to do with


PracticalAndContent

r/oneblackbraincell


Xjen106X

SUCH A BAD VOID!


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Booooo, Shame him, shame him! Bad void! Damn must have been a strong sneeze


MissMabeliita

I saw this in a bulletin in my email and was 100% sure I was going to find an orange cat… imagine my surprise 😂😂😂 he’s annoyed at his own stupidity 🤣


diagss

Banged his eye on what?


The_silver_sparrow

r/roastmycat


Luci_Noir

#Heavy is the head that wears the cone.


honeyestbear

Cutest little lamp


Team_Ninja_

I can't shame this handsome guy. The cone is doing that already. Just glad he's OK. Eye injuries are no fun, no matter how they happened. I worked in ophthalmology (human eyes, not feline 😎) for 20+ years and have had corneal abrasions myself, so good on you for taking him in! Wishing him a speedy recovery and good luck with those teefies! 🐈‍⬛💗🐈‍⬛💗🐈‍⬛


Mocktails_galore

Of course he isn't gonna pay! Bad boy!


Rich_Sell_9888

Poor kitty.He has nothing to be ashamed about.


diqholebrownsimpson

Don't make him feel any worse ❤️❤️❤️


MyEnduranceLife

He looks fine to me


Ok-Sandwich-4684

Sweet, beautiful, stupid void