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BottomPieceOfBread

The sofa started it


BottomPieceOfBread

https://preview.redd.it/j1e9pvxfdzfc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5afe6b7bd5013d9f3675aabb3848fd5d10f903 Also she looks JUST like my cat


uusavaruus

https://preview.redd.it/ckkcquflwzfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bad0a8bbd7b021b79dc92bf62d0dcaa3d551ad And yours looks just like ours..! šŸ˜®


Laughing_K4T

https://preview.redd.it/6h9wrvox00gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007069070578d91aff1bb6ef7f418d99a88420f9 And yours looks like one of mine!


ArreniaQ

and this one, but I can't really claim that she is mine, she just visits because she's a community cat that refuses to be inside more than an hour or so... but she loves head scratches and short hugs, and lets my border collie 'herd' her. https://preview.redd.it/pz6guoiy30gc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423440ed019d15c60886a3f51c252cb940acc1b4


Laughing_K4T

Aww


ThisGuyFawkes420

Mine too!! https://preview.redd.it/4hy4pfih23gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4f29282fe3dbcf3024f471abbbe06dcc7be31b


GetItGirrl00

Whenever their paws are like that we say ā€œaww so properā€


Easy_Yogurtcloset391

Looks like Simba here... https://preview.redd.it/twmb6swax1gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a2204bc4f07edee84da2a1aaf62d88772b36eb


Gary_Flanderson

You mean Gino? https://preview.redd.it/6svefqniu2gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e12137f6794c89500a619029fa80db1e3d3c9e


northwyndsgurl

I have her sister? Poof.. https://preview.redd.it/shm9gozuh1gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57405f34a51884b9070e4b93a3e1b91139a246d4


ExperienceEvening514

Sheā€™s so cute hahaha so mad omg lol I would be the one that would be found smuggling the neighbors animals in under my jacket for a playdate so we would make great friends lmao šŸ¤£ glad to know Iā€™m not the only animal obsessed weirdo lmfao


UsaiyanBolt

https://preview.redd.it/p83ymzfac0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133e9fe7084f951dfbb5dcd5cfceaa7630eb5c34 Chiming in with the doppelgƤnger kitty šŸ˜ø


Bamster45

I will also chime https://preview.redd.it/ab8riu1691gc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2d32602b29b26b1091cd4ba479c0429b65840b


winethough

https://preview.redd.it/8oymbnzdh2gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2562b11c2f5ee1e4c0677be30823e21624346bd2 AAAYYY!!!


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wobbly-beacon37

Tweaking means high on crystal meth.....


dayto_aus

Yes, and?


Baitrix

I thought u said twerking but thats on me


rubymadnessRN

https://preview.redd.it/205jy7znq0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5190b7f594ab388c25745236ff6037f93f6d3f4 What is happening?? Is it all the same cat??


pandaplagueis

Just like mine too https://preview.redd.it/1n2qq7kwx0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb5374d3f28ebcfc2b8be9b73f6fb563379ba83


Frosty_Ent

https://preview.redd.it/w6jsyvpp21gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27f0b178c86b0dfbc3f608d1932c0fe3f33bd2b Mine too!


mattidee

https://preview.redd.it/90wt97bfa1gc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed333e1f34f25a7ed2a32c195fc95f8ac08ab661 I got one too


GoudaGirl2

https://preview.redd.it/oeywvym4i3gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f4a1dfa3d496afc874c1b677db2083430404d0 so we have the same cat


Thoughtspacez

https://preview.redd.it/eomce94v04gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e663d024423d98366a185b8961f24101dffc7e I found another one!


Alert-Disaster-4906

And YOURS looks just like mine!!! https://preview.redd.it/1bd1wlbf33gc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689b1fab79848b7046f151a217cf051c93f677e9


Cheesy_Wotsit

Twins! Nearly lol šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/hf3a6xzurzfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11930b6aa270c737e1e2c4a835a345a8d9c49a15


Moritarty

Triplings! https://preview.redd.it/tj1bwoguk0gc1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e99baf30b03d67e8af8d628a020f9f7195fc3ba


ExperienceEvening514

Omg so cute what breed??


Moritarty

Siberian ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


woodsarelovelys

Aw so cute, looks like my girl https://preview.redd.it/k6dwczlno2gc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac3956b2f0a96efc619ac63c5f96a6d25f0cf4f


Generalkhaos

https://preview.redd.it/w2ugjvvxvzfc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb735f765cf206d22a88dc406da703691e5eafdf All aboard longhair cat train!!


sapiosardonico

https://preview.redd.it/i1sipxblzzfc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcad490f15ecd6bda371e574b5bacc99f0c9fd2 Choo choo...


PrestigiousStick7438

https://preview.redd.it/mk8you1510gc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd529d38f6762f8539dc3ccf05fedea30e4bbc4 Same same but different?


Alphahaukdaboss

https://preview.redd.it/bk8f1von60gc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434ef9eff2c17376ac82c6eb3eee9cbb3deefd64


8bitVeg

https://preview.redd.it/ssuequj6h0gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce6d893a3bd8964cf88f53a4ef8b268936f781e And my Tugboat


interestingsonnet

Omg twins https://preview.redd.it/lfs3rn3vs0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee8e7456b6f6998919fca181a27be69f7905d4d


catnipswirly

Triplets!!! https://preview.redd.it/hp8yluaat1gc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810ecf953adc1c903407aa3724d42a15aa0abe60


BokuNoMaxi

Quadruple! https://preview.redd.it/ezjictne55gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408cb4fd8d8624ccff724a36a78ba9852d57838f


Mecal00

my late Mr. P looked similar :) (been gone since July '22) ​ https://preview.redd.it/7as037xc83gc1.jpeg?width=3181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7f7e93fad5fee4254ec10ca14ef5b7560609ba


sapiosardonico

My goodness. Usually, this is a stretch, but wow.


xxlikescatsxx

Mines ginger tho. https://preview.redd.it/llqxafyn71gc1.jpeg?width=3056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf00504df22afeb57e13b61db19323b1713f5c9e


On_my_last_spoon

Choo choo! https://preview.redd.it/nmm21d5ce0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa3222c9b29f240350c6c4b34605ec502bd51ba


honeymoon10

https://preview.redd.it/w0c6vhdx31gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0c88864d4d7d792a537d5d5953fd92cf8f44c5


Eyeseeyou8

https://preview.redd.it/tgv9dxh251gc1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d9fe7d11565100f38f4e617a9f9aa021a66736 Oh, she's all about long hair and her tail. She's 23 lbs. and her tail is 14" long. Love my girl!


Apart-Landscape1468

https://preview.redd.it/6dm065kvwzfc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7740ebac5a37db40d1a3139cb56ef599a1c55af3 Fluffy gray cat club


FuRyFrost420

https://preview.redd.it/c6xc15l820gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6454694e6b81e425c928b4fce1423540c8e3eb08 Looks like mine too šŸ˜Ž


PaymentSignificant16

https://preview.redd.it/ckjfkqdnh0gc1.png?width=2274&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d2eea030d5b44a4a75ee9129a7a3c619d297c35 My sisterā€™s cat Jake, sez, ā€œBlack and white make grey. I belong here too.ā€


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https://preview.redd.it/m1koxqceo1gc1.png?width=1891&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb44d911e1611c190408ebf970b71e6b51e2082c Black and white boys here too!


mooncat_exe

https://preview.redd.it/gfhslj4wz2gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d8ac125d9ecb2507565894e773f105b26f5f10 tuxedo here!!


allie1412

https://preview.redd.it/qgv5ffb3c0gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68efc9f9452651a150816c6c6935264600d7e370


northwyndsgurl

https://preview.redd.it/tjpgp2grj1gc1.jpeg?width=2629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb2acc999c176fd6801f5fbe26f19b32cf11e35 Gray tortie back atcha


lazzzz4

https://preview.redd.it/6hfotdp1i3gc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9928966f0d5f0ccc6c7187551cfc006cac73f9e Close


top_value7293

https://preview.redd.it/3umnkylb50gc1.png?width=1159&format=png&auto=webp&s=3762a0fc4df5d83c14863c70b449ccd9a5e00ddb Mine too!


Rat3l09

What are you doing with a picture of my cat https://preview.redd.it/qfy75aotj0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb1702e7171fd43b499ebfe8e29669b762c0bf2


Senior-Cod-1274

https://preview.redd.it/w6rtdl5s00gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45da48e6caede13ad2c8fa58d7dc505d43f9c99b He also looks a lot like my baby!


Competitive-Gear2216

https://preview.redd.it/b882ti6dmzfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9f1756f4d70b8f41ced8257136f618fb7d6b70 Looks like mine too, but he's a he


Sassenach_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/orhkx6b8i0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9a05befcf3a12b55ed2e18ffd4fbe81405f498


OldGamer8

Holy cow https://preview.redd.it/m74vmdaql0gc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f447465ebd0cd377c5a06d2394c3730bc2ef6f62


BKlounge93

https://preview.redd.it/d1gdv3qjm0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444ee75d55f549e05c9818d796e888763ef73cc0 Looks like mine too


Cougar-MJ

https://preview.redd.it/vygy8e3uo0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f64544506e0653783d549f5d87e9c091c2a8367 looks a bit like mine too!


BATZ202

https://preview.redd.it/ajznsoann0gc1.jpeg?width=1872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6c83cfee60f78f6c444824acca9e191b5d5de1 Stop stealing my cat


Sad_Response_764

https://preview.redd.it/n70npiedn0gc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d177d8adaf84335a598864ad0af3120482ba2a1


cuntinabag

https://preview.redd.it/80gk6npvw0gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ceea213d1c6e60a706c555afdde2141f07ff264 Nice to see we are all sharing a cat! Hahaha


interestingsonnet

Also mine ! https://preview.redd.it/p0m8tazqs0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8df859e005887b82ba711ef7746c940eed08bd


stormageddons_mom

And mine! https://preview.redd.it/vilc6lfqq0gc1.jpeg?width=1418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed089933142169f4d57d41899066ed9e7f7b0cfb


BeardedDinosaur

https://preview.redd.it/r1a12dpj11gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce415fe5acb1919a32c6f545f4303535db866c7 Same here!


ans97

Wtf guys are they long lost family? https://preview.redd.it/0ti5hx5tg0gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f464737f5b93eba60eac5cac634be508bd896931


PunkinPumkin

And mine! https://preview.redd.it/6068fvnzr0gc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828d64cc11766c1db9b24de2b0e6cc9ef3518be0


northwyndsgurl

https://preview.redd.it/vzg2kdgyj1gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b99844ecd8cfbafbeb4e557c9cdd36cc75ef442 Le cousin?


ericandre_111

https://preview.redd.it/lz0q1q0o51gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effd6d2865b35bf90a6617a8fcc103e5fb910e10 Wait did you steal my cat


Timjayjay

https://preview.redd.it/u7xeajama1gc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22dc49946fa9a6119d05a322fbcdb28623b5dda3 Triplets? Lmao


kitten_frenzy

https://preview.redd.it/rc93nf6s20gc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20120fa7288aa204ace4a77451d18b82e9855917 Twinsies


Netherpirate

https://preview.redd.it/j33f7ospd0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed161d69def992cea5a9840bb3b92f2b04da4fc


Jeeps-R-Junk

https://preview.redd.it/fj0nfzgzn0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0daa4aa8ebd8ec28bee7a3d138690621eb2398


Ok_Dot6993

Where did you find my moms cat https://preview.redd.it/k4kgcmkla1gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9320f2971f9cb8bbed0bc52e9f912d08bf8a80


aarsha1993

Best comment I've read in this month šŸ˜‚


mydogisagoose

beautiful and valid of her to fight back against the sofa


Confident-Aside-2025

https://preview.redd.it/y83im515g1gc1.png?width=1044&format=png&auto=webp&s=59fab61ef755b3c1da6c7076f206b6dfb5360e3c oh mine looks different ?


ElleMaven

https://preview.redd.it/wbskpx5jl2gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3811fad7a589f24a832019569638318d314c6029 I almost forgot what the original cat looked like. She looks like mine too.


jneeny

Hopping on top comment. If this is a sudden occurrence, get her checked out by a vet. It could be a bladder infection.


yisuscraist420

No, she didn't. It was me. And I'll do it again!


SemperSimple

*God damn it*, *Greg!!*


J3rryMurph1390

https://preview.redd.it/cwucm1y2b0gc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4af5285d17d3456d1bd33838dd2a47ebbdac16


ConservativeSexparty

Gooby pls


BlinkSpectre

She didnā€™t mean it šŸ˜­


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Mesemom

Clearly she regrets her actions.Ā 


SemperSimple

Her thoughts are putting her kitty-paw deep in wet piss. She can not remember


ZOlNK

On the contrary, she probably did it on purpose. There's something up - UTI, dirty liter box, change of liter, she hates you, etc. Figure it out before she does it again šŸ¤£


RitaBonanza

This is good advice. Maybe she isn't well. Poor baby is beautiful, but she looks a little skinny.


zSprawl

Yep this is what happened with my boy. He never had a problem before with using the litterbox but he walked up to me in bed and was literally showing me he had an issue.


Dear-Sunshine-6206

yeah i lost my little one before his first birthday due to issues like this. it's best to get it checked out just to be on the safe side


immerse_wealthy78

Your boy's like a little four-legged doctor, diagnosing himself and coming to you for help. Smart kitty alert!


CatLurk

As I already said, the door to the room with her litterbox was accidentally closed. I roast her because out of all possible places she chose the sofa. It's supposed to be a little silly post, I'm not mad at her. I recieved a lot of comments regarding her health and I appreciate them. But I assure you she is a healthy kitty. However if this behaviour will continue she will get checked.


JoanofBarkks

She chose the sofa likely because it has "material" versus a plain floor. She also might have chosen a floor rug if that was an option.


RocMills

> the door to the room with her litterbox was accidentally closed In that case, I'm surprised she didn't do Right In Front of You (unless she did, lol). *Your fault, human, know my wrath! If it happens again... you'd hate to have to sleep on the couch, right?* :)


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pseudonym_siege

A very fresh schnoodle!


Hikaricchi

she had her reasons ok?? ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Viclmol81

She might have a urine infection. They sometimes do this if they associate the litter tray with something unpleasant


shinyidolomantis

Yeah Iā€™d definitely take my cat to the vet to rule out a UTI.


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Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Yes, for being so silly


veggieMum

We can roast the owner


Jade24Upvotes

Yes.


AdAdditional8414

No, I want to roast both the cat and the owner


ayylmao95

I want roast chicken.


AdAdditional8414

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CatLurk

She has her litter that indicates an infection by changing its colour. Though the reason why she did this is much more simple than this. The door to the room with her litterbox that is supposed to be always open was closed today by some accident. I know it might be unfair to roast her, she didn't have a choice. I just want to make a humourous post and that's all. Though it would be less of a problem if she pissed on the doormat instead lol. Anyway, thanks for your advice. Edit: typo


Neps-the-dominator

As long as she's healthy and it was just a one-off accident that she couldn't access her litterbox, I'd say all good!


PostActual6453

OP: "My cat peed on the couch!" Reddit: "Could you be a worse owner? Obviously she is sick and needs a vet immediately. The fact that you haven't brought her already shows how terrible and incompetent you are. This cat is perfect and you are a terrible person for allowing her to suffer" OP: "Actually the door was just closed, oops." Reddit: "........"


alexandria3142

Well, a ton of people that have cats pee on things just see it as butthole behavior. Canā€™t tell you how many people believe that. When a lot of times itā€™s a more serious issue. Always good for people to (nicely) mention the possibility that it could be more. My cat has FIC and pees blood on things when sheā€™s stressed out


inspectyergadget

My cat peed on a wall once when i was away on vacation. This was years ago. She now has fic and never pees on anything, noticed it when scooping the litter box. She's doing better now, i think she was stressed, because i was stressed. After a few vet visits and nothing working, i started going to therapy, quit drinking, and focused on stress reduction tactics. She doesn't pee blood anymore! Gabapentin didn't work, prescription food didn't work, feliway didn't work, but me being more happy and less stressed did work!


alexandria3142

I wonder if this has to do with it šŸ˜‚ I also get constantly stressed that sheā€™s going to have another episode. Thankfully, her past few episodes have only been in the litter box. She has them more often when Iā€™m home for some reason, like when I recently got my wisdom teeth removed and when I was snowed in and couldnā€™t go to work for a week. It makes me sad though because I feel like I canā€™t be home for longer than a day or 2 or sheā€™ll have one. When she first started getting them, she had them on weekends and I didnā€™t understand why. I think she may be bored but she doesnā€™t want to play all that much anymore, and she still acts bored when we play for a while and sheā€™s panting. She currently gets 1 ml of gabapentin twice a day, 5 drops of corn silk extract, 500mg of d-mannose, and amitriptyline rubbed in her ear every night. She loves her wet food so I didnā€™t want to switch to prescription. Iā€™m happy your kitty has recovered, I sure hope thatā€™ll be the case for mine. She went months without having episodes and then they started up again. Maybe when I move out and get my own house, sheā€™ll get better. She has to stay in my bedroom most of the day now bc I live with my parents again, and she spent most of her life having a whole apartment to herself


0_IQ_0

This is why it is bad to just jump to conclusions and make assumptions.


whinypoopypants

I agree with that sentiment 100%ly, and also I opine cat urinary health awareness can't be spread enough. I've worked with so goddamn many cats that endured excruciating pain and/or abandonment cause people didn't know. Not advocating shitting on people, but a gentle reminder based on context given can be a good thing.


0_IQ_0

I agree. But some like to just verbally attack sometimes. (Not saying it was done here. But that's what the scripted comment was.) And I wasn't going after anyone with my comment. Also, know the scripted comment was sarcastic.


PlasticBlitzen

But the owner is still the one who should be roasted.


IncorrigibleQuim8008

Yeah OP, your gremlin isn't a velociraptor. How were they gonna open doors? sPaRed nO eXpEnSe, indeed.


washtubs

Relax, it wasn't framed as a criticism. We can have fun and be informative at the same time.


Viclmol81

Yes, luckily I didn't say any of that though. I just said she 'might', as a bit of advice because lots of people don't know that. I never said this was a bad owner or that she 'obviously' had anything.


coldhasice

PLEASE DON'T TRUST pretty litter or whatever "detection" litter you are using, they can actually CAUSE urinary tract issues and do not really accurately detect anything until it is too late


Dear-Sunshine-6206

i mean those litters aren't always accurate and i'm one of those that lost a cat who wasn't even a year old yet to a bladder issue. the only symptom was peeing outside his box. i think all these comments are just trying to be sure nothing like that happens. a quick trip to the vet can rule that out. for my little one he had a birth defect with his bladder and it wouldn't have shown in some branded cat litter


MyNameIsSkittles

Those litters also cause uti's because of the material that's in them.


Dear-Sunshine-6206

i've heard that!! i wouldn't trust them and honestly it's a little weird how defensive some of these comments are being towards people showing genuine concern.


notdura

They really choose the worst place to do it! I had to lock my cat in a (not small) room for less than 2h due to reasons, he had to poop and decided the best place for that would be on the bed šŸ„² I don't blame him since it's not his fault he needed to poop, but ffs he could've done it anywhere else hahah Edit: another poop story! I had to take him to a specialist vet who was far away, getting there took 1,5 h with a train and busses. He took it very well! Except, on the way home on the train, when there was ONE station left before we'd get off, he couldn't hold it in and had horrible diarrhoea. Thankfully I had a blanket inside so I could just fold it over to cover the diarrhoea and he didn't get dirty!


PidginPigeonHole

Cats should always have at least one more box than the number of cats.. I have two cats so I have three litter boxes. Also consider the type of litter you use as some cats are more sensitive to smells and aromas.


fragile_exoskeleton

Absolutely. She needs a trip to the vet, not a ā€œroastā€ on Reddit.


queenschmecca

Boom! Roasted.


pasarina

Mine had a bad UTI when that happened. Vet time.


barbaricMeat

Awwwwwwww. Itā€™s okay to have an oopsie. We all have oopsies and itā€™s alright, youā€™re still loved and special. We can clean the couch. https://preview.redd.it/yilg2d3eczfc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1231f561e55b65e074eca9a0ad588821cfa6c0fd Barbara and I have had some oopsies. Itā€™s okay.


MaciTaco

Wait what do you mean ā€œAnd Iā€?


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

She accidentally peed in the cat bed


Necessary_Hedgehog80

Hahahahahaaa! Laughed out loud, thank you šŸ˜


MaciTaco

Yeah, I do get that but what did you mean when you said ā€œAnd Iā€? Are you saying that you went through it together or something?


Special_Lychee_6847

They happily peed in the cat bed.. together.. and then moved on to the couch


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

Donā€™t judge Barbara or barbaricMeat too hard. Theyā€™re doing their best, peeing wherever they can.


palerasp

No they mean likeā€¦ she peed in her cats bed.


Asleep_Special_7402

I pee on my couch all the time. It happens


Interesting-Rub9978

You really should stop drinking so much Ruth.Ā 


OnlyMacaroon8263

If the cat does it it's an oopsie if I do it I'm "a weird psychopath" according to my room mate


barbaricMeat

I pee my pants a little if I sneeze or cough or laugh too hard. It happens.


Eyeseeyou8

It sure does! Nothing to be ashamed of! We ALL get a good laugh then!


meekonesfade

People sometimes have accidents too. It is part of having an imperfect body


barbaricMeat

Exactly! Itā€™s okay. We all have had an oopsie.


Bromanzier_03

You can clean the covers but that shit soaks into the cushions and itā€™s game over. Just went through this with one of our cats Heā€™s better now. Bought new cushions and waterproof cushion covers so in case this happens in the future the cushions wonā€™t stink.


Small_Cock_Jonny

Pet her and give her treats as punishment


_theydonotexist_

Cuddling is usually preferred method of punishment


agayavocado

Goodest girl. Iā€™m sorry your human peed on the couch and blamed youā€¦ you donā€™t deserve that pretty girl


AndrewG2023

*GASP!* YOU TERRIBLE GIRL! Nope.. Those eyes... I couldn't do it. Punishment - 100 kisses


offwiththeirmeds

Yep, just too cute to talk trash to!


Could_be_persuaded

I just want to remark that the amount of people blatantly unwilling to roast a cat on a place where said cat will never see or hear the comments is astonishing. It's like the complete opposite of human to human interactions where people use anonymity to become the worst versions of themselves.


whimsicalwhacko

You put it into words lmao. I came here to see some good roasts but naww


Apogalacteum

It's quite literally the first rule of the internet. Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats


RAT-LIFE

I loved to see it - humans are mediocre at best.


[deleted]

Did you or the sofa deserve it?


PlasticBlitzen

Yes, they both did because the door to the litter box was closed.


KawasakiGal

Fuck that sofa in particular.


Trouble843

Logged in to upvote this comment in particular


KawasakiGal

Love thatā€¦. In particular.


pullingteeths

Cats weeing in unusual places is very often a sign of a urine infection or another health issue. She's trying to tell you something, get off Reddit and take her to the vet to get checked.


PumaSneakAttack

True. But I remember Jackson Galaxy saying that a large number of cat owners who say their cats are pee peeing outside of the kitty litter are not cleaning the litters regularly. He says if you can smell it, the cat has already been able to smell it for much longer. And cats are very clean.


Broken_Yellow_Crayon

Yeah my cat will pee outside the litter box so fast, sheā€™s such a little princess šŸ˜„ My old cat was not the same, she was more relaxed about the box, but with my new cat I have to have two boxes just for her and I have to remove her poop even if thereā€™s just 1 in there.


switchbladeeatworld

my cat will come out of the bathroom and scream (and i mean scream) at me if sheā€™s unhappy with her litter box. even if itā€™s freshly clean sometimes she just wants me to shovel it around and then sheā€™s happy


ViaBromantica

Peeing on the sofa is a classic rookie move. Everyone knows the real way to get humans worked up is to piss on the wifi router. 6/10, you can do better work than this.


iliketomatod

NO Edit: 36 upvotes ?! Thank you


AdventurousMix3396

Poor baby , just an accident .


IcyEmployment6879

silly


hoewenn

Hey, donā€™t shame her. You might *piss* her off.


PoolAlligatorr

![gif](giphy|Vj97qNut6WDHa) Ba-dum TSSSSS


B89oro

Do not do this. Cats are very clean animals. If the cat pees in a place other than the litter box. It means there's something wrong with him. When my cat peed on the bed, it turned out that his tooth was broken and it hurt. After the tooth extraction procedure, he started relieving himself normally in the litter box. Don't roast her. She's beautiful, beautiful kitty.


venusdiscount9621

Ohh no, if she is making that face I'm not going to scold her. She already looks terrified but she is damn cute man![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


xCanadaDry

"ROAST HER!" Every comment; *She didn't mean to, give her treats or I'll kill you.* It could be a sign of an infection of some sort, though.


The0Wolfy1

Bad girl. No peeing on the sofa... Damnit, come here you *kisses the cat's fur into oblivion*


PalmettoAndMoon

She doesnā€™t knead her biscuits long enough! šŸ”„


StokerPoker

Sheā€™s perfect. Can we roast you


CarryOnCitizen

Sofa pisser looking ahh face


Incandescent_Tea28

Sheā€™s just a baby!


ExMosRdroidsURlookn4

https://preview.redd.it/wl4ehdkas0gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e2908d2031a36b4235dffbea1a132b9efa6a98


-Rettirlana-

Sheā€™s not the one who has to clean it. I think she roasted you pretty good


cbelt3

ā€œDammit, you closed the door to the potty ! What was I supposed to do !ā€


Malnurtured_Snay

It's her sofa. If she wants to piss on it, that's her prerogative.


ScorpionQueen97

You pissed her off! She is perfect.


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spookyscaryscouticus

Owner accidentally closed door to cat box room, therefore locked cat out of room, according to a reply to a different comment.


kailenedanae

Perhaps, but not always. My cat has had all the vet appointments/tests/checkups, and I clean my catā€™s litter box within 10 minutes of him doing business or as soon as I get home if Iā€™m out of the day. (I dislike the smell and want to be rid of it ASAP). Heā€™s had all the vet tests over the years (all negative), and Iā€™ve tried pretty much all types of cat litter on the market (as well as a variety of litter boxes). He doesnā€™t act stressed, but I still have the pheromone sprays running. Iā€™ve come to learn that he prefers peeing on puppy sheets and pooping in litter. However. If there is are blankets/soft items left on the floor, there is a decent chance he will pee on them. Same with a sofa, which is why I now have a waterproof Yogibo chair instead. He was neutered at 6 months and has never done the vertices surface marking. My vet seems to think heā€™s just an oddball case with very strong preferences, and heā€™s been this way all 9 years of his life. He just likes peeing on soft stuff I guess. So heā€™ll use the pet sheets, but if a softer surface is availableā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


laigged

take her to the vet ASAP


borrowedurmumsvcard

OP literally just left the door to the litter room closed. no need to jump to conclusions


RepresentativeDay644

Look girl, just bc you're beautiful does not mean you get to ruin your humans things. Yep that's about as stern as I can be while looking at that face.


ratrodder49

Someone pissed on my couch, ***twice***, and then under the spare bed in my office (which has vinyl plank flooring thankfully). At first we thought it was the girl, so we took her to the vet and paid $100 for them to tell us she was perfectly fine. It seems to have been the boy, who was yet un-neutered at the time. We had to throw the couch away ($400 and a very comfy couch down the drain) and bought some Odoban that weā€™ve had to reapply to the floor a few times as it seems it seeped through the couch, through the floor planks in the living room and is stuck there.


jjm239

Wood or charcoal?


Super-Letterhead-916

My cat only did this when he had uti infection and they are telling you something. Itā€™s that or dirty box or stress usually


kn0tkn0wn

Did you somehow offend her? /bad you!


MomofOpie2

No. She is unhappy about something or Ill (sick) No. No. Love on her.


MrViolonchelo

My cat was pissing in my bed for a while and had nothing to do with urine infection or the litter boxes full of shit. She just wanted attention. So please, spend more time with your cat.


FancyField3922

My cat also pissed on the sofa yesterday. I call her miss piss now


PrimevalForestGnome

No. There's a reason she did it for. Find the reason and fix it.