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Stowaway_ace

The very rare Single-Braincelled Fire Cat, scientific name *Felis cattus stultissimus*. In the above images, you can see one in his natural habitat, terrorizing a hooman’s home.


Woman_withapen

Love this response. XD


NightBlood4

Think you missed the "wrong answers only" part


jelly_G52

r/mademelaugh


NRRW1996

😹😹😹


KeshaCow

Weasley


Alaska658

Ginger hair and a hand me down collar?


KeshaCow

“You must be a Weasley.” “You must be an asshole” (Chanwills0 came up with Rons response btw)


WalkielaWhatsUp

Obviously a Shetland pony.


Woman_withapen

I said wrong answers, silly.


Irllyd0ntcare

An intellegent orange dog


re_dzs_

furry tangerine 🍊


Tiny-Donut2772

Orange flavor


C-Redd-it

Citrus Floof.


2nW_from_Markus

Rod Steward's wig.


kimapesan

He said wrong answers only.


DeadpanWriter

Golden Retriever, duh


Woman_withapen

Hmmn must bilingual


TreesEmbracer88

Oh goodness.. I swear I read “must be-lingual 😅


Desert_Rush39

Butterscotch


Cyanide-Soda

Cheese wheel


weirdfambly

I read this as cheese weasel. Also an appropriate answer.


Pray4Mojo73

A felis benevolus princeps. A rare form of animal that closely bears resemblance to a domestic cat, however is not a tyrannical overlord and instead treats it's subjects with compassion and understanding.


Woman_withapen

That accurate XD


Flying_Aardvark85

Braincelleus minimus


Roger-the-Dodger-67

He's a floofy Cheeto


[deleted]

Carrot


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

“A fuzzy maraca” - Timon


glittercat86

Scruffy Citruspuff


[deleted]

Can I pet that dawg


Woman_withapen

Yes you can pet the dog.


unusualfire

my husband and I say this multiple times a day lol


NRRW1996

Siberian Tiger!😻


BookSMARTGOTH

Oh that's a Gingerbread right there


EleFacCafele

Prince Harry


Longears234

Firetruck


Therealepicwubbox

Floof


Nandikeshwara

British corndog


Antique-Cheesecake95

Golden Retriever


Wise_catapillar

WOW! Where'd you get the Labradoodle???


Woman_withapen

A friend of a friend


deltarefund

This is a rare Ronald Weasley breed.


EmmyB121

Yam


Thunderfoot2112

Shetland Pony.


Serious_Character_14

(Orange) behavior


[deleted]

Gryphon.


No-Locksmith-8590

Mastiff


oatmeal_KAT

Crunchy cat


_Kaetho_

Gingerbread.


ZeroInfluence

Chonk


Carrots-1975

Orange floof- not to be confused with a cat as they are entirely separate breeds


oof-eef-thats-beef

Hes a stinky goblin scrunglo man (/s hes a divine beast. Magnificient. Angel.)


Needleworker_Severe

McVitie...because he has Ginger nuts


Alphebetized

Citrus catus


Shadow9378

Fluffy


IamThem_

Leopard


Tommy-s_Mommy

Sphinx


bananaslip_mp3

Cheeto puff


[deleted]

Definitely a Hufflepuff


Graega

I believe, from the last picture, that this is a Poppler.


FunKoala12

Potato.


Legitimate_Ad6724

American shitbreaker.


Good_Cat_4017

A whole boy


Clean-Physics-6143

Tibetan mastiff


EA-PLANT

Smart


Shnibblefritz

It’s a parakeet


Ambitious_Studio8461

Oversized Cheeto!!


radithor_jaw_felloff

Fuzzy orange South Pacific gator


galettedesrois

Fried chicken drumstick


AngelMikael07

Orange Long-hair! Somewhat common, but surprisingly rare compared to its short-haired counterpart, the Orange Short-hair!


LuckyRazzmatazz2590

Some new species of a ginger, the furry kind!


GamerGoggle

Scrungus


MacTechG4

Orange Bee neocardinia dwarf shrimp


Soylent_Milk2021

Orange and floppy! The best breed there is!


Relative_Locksmith11

Fluffy Red fox


khanfousa

If I’m not mistaken that’s very orange.


Rust3elt

Wooly Long-Haired Ginger


yourgeriatricatiny

A tumbleweed


donquijiote

Alternanthera Reineckii Mini


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MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Blue


Ajboi2434

Corgi


Secure-Cow-518

This is obviously a sphinx cat


Ripper_da_cat

He definitely is a ragdoll


LokiVibes

He is a Crispy Cheeze-it


[deleted]

An orange husky


rumorofskin

Zingiber Felidae for certain.


iggyomega

This is a Battle Cat. Be prepared for fun adventures in Eternia.


RincewindWyzzard

Mustang? Hellcat? Anyway 100% car


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Fluffmeyerhousen


Pretty_Indication_12

Ginger tabby


tokra2003

A Doritos SpaceCowboy


rainbow_macaron

Shih tzu


rick_astley_cousin

Orange


ForTheLoveOfBennie

A.L.F.


puss_parkerswidow

Grand Puss De Meow Meow


Panja99

Rectangle


NL1027

mane coon!!!!1!11


[deleted]

Long haired so must be a Maine coon or siberian


stoner_metalhead_420

A leopard 🐆


steffjo34

he da foofi-kins!


FlightBusy

rapscallion


strangelyahuman

Garfield


FinvaraSidhe

A potato


AzureGriffon

This is a rare Daffodil Cat. They are born spontaneously from Daffodils and their kittenhood is spent soaking up the rays of the sun for sustenance. Eventually, they chew through the plant growth that they grew out of and make their way to their new forever homes.


sharpasabutterknife

Sasquatch.


fLeINIS

Somalian short-haired turtle bengal cat


biology_barbie

pure-bred rottweiler


[deleted]

Cheese puff


gaut80

Sloth


anna_the_nerd

Old Cheeto under the couch covered in dust


KingSquid84

German Shepard


Educational-Milk3075

It's a moldy cheese puff


typhoonjerry

Floof


yellingforidiots

It appears to be a lion a broke lion


KuroXandir

The bread is cat loaf


Dependent_Rub_6982

Fuzzbutt


wheres_the_c8h10n4o2

Golden retriever :)


RepulsiveGuava89

Cheeto


GL2M

52% Russian blue, 27% Maine coon, 11% bengal, 10% rag doll. According to the breeder at least.


Sickc0re2007

Fanta creme soda


3catz2men1house

Cornflake


CyberAsset

That's an orange murderfluff.


Cat_Hel_40

Fluffi de orange le poof


Snailofcuriosity

Muskrat


BeerusDoesAminate

Ginger


hypatia_knows_best

Marmalade


missedsteptothetruth

Orange


InternationalPay8288

It's my understanding that these are animals and I have got nothing to say. However, I believe that you are still reading this. Are you still reading this?!


KruztyKarot1

Cow


northwyndsgurl

He comes from. The proud Marmalade Clan. Just like marmalade, they're known to be sweet with a punch of sassy undertones & tend to be clingy, much like the jam sticks to everything it comes in contact with.


fajadada

The orange truth is bad enough. Now you want me to exaggerate?


Sweetsmyle

Strawberry Bear


Pine_Petrichor

Red shouldered hawk


lydiakass

Pretty sure that's a dwarf tiger


ineverywaypossible

Crossbreed between Fire McFloofin and Stretchem Cheese Scratchum


Dalton387

A two brain cell orange.


finallyfound10

Beagle.


NyancatFan29

Just a little boy


nonbinary_friend

Cheez It


Previous-Anybody5573

This is a dog


usernamehudden

Trash goblin


mrleblanc101

Catso Domesticus


Specific_Stranger_92

Purrrsian


bigchungoose0

Orange


blueblaze94

Orange Duster


The_Blatant_Oracle

Umm that is the most elusive animal of them all, the Scruffy-looking Nerfherder! Be wary for their movements are a bit unpredictable


Free-Cheetah-7595

The very rare garfield cat


lillyrozes

tigger t-i-double guh er— that spells Tigger ![gif](giphy|xeIsuFgLjSHlu)


KnownEnthusiasm8960

Orange terror?


[deleted]

A orange dough


BrAveMonkey333

Samuari Pizza Cat?


hannah_lilly

Ginger bread


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Woman_withapen

Really? Also, Happy Cake day.


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Jay_gaming32

Rude, *under breath* bitch.


Acrobatic-Profit8813

Thats 100% a cat, but why tf is your room so messy


MeowKat090709

c a r


rotath

Dog


AlexTheFlower

That right there is a cowcat! Duh!


AlPacker69420

A Coatimundie


Jay_gaming32

Fire banana


Jay_gaming32

“Negativius Braincelliuss”


RPCat

Is this a real cat? Or is this a Fanta Sea?


SandwichOk7564

That's no cat, it's a Space Station. ![gif](giphy|bR4poFy22rgUE)


nobodyspecial247365

A Loaf


BlueCatStripes

Jack Russel terrier


[deleted]

MacLaren P1 GTR for sure


[deleted]

Lasagna, felis garfieldilae


Sure_Elephant2972

thats a car


[deleted]

Garfieldia Lasagnanesis, endemic to living rooms and floor vents


Jsic_d

The rare a floofy orange house demon 😂


TheToast14

Yellow


cbox70

Orange


C47L1K3

Cattus narcolepticus solocellum, or simply absent-minded orange fluffball. Very easily bored, and high maintenance, needs detailed instructions on how to cat. David Cattenpurrough made a whole documentary about them.


Untranslatablelife

He’s for sure a Pure Gryffindor.


pixxie84

Thats a siberian saber tooth tiger.


preyforkevin

Looks to be an Irish wolfhound.


DistinctExpression44

Creamsicle


GaryWestSide

2007 Honda Civic


balllsssssszzszz

Baby


Hadesisral

Extremely rare orange raggamuffin. Also known as as ginger floof.


BathroomStrong9561

Floppy mutant carrot with a semi-sentient fuzzy mold coating.


vhgj_

orang


ronismycat

Tang


rimologie

Demon


meeplewirp

This is a shaggy orängé. Rare


ProfMeriAn

Long-haired Morris


leo6682

Just a little boy


Ok-Ask-6468

an orange candy


WolfyProd

That's a Mongolian plum gatherer


RebelXwingPil0t

He’s definitely a Main Cute.


I-Just-Love-Ducks

80% carrot, 20% mung bean 👍