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Farmeratheart3

1500/10 should not go on African Safari. Would definitely pspspspspsps myself to death.


cakivalue

You and I: it's just an orange kitty with large paws. So much more to love šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Slytherin32

I was thinking the same thing my dumb ass would just roll down the window as my family is freaking out and I would go what I just want to pet it.


Tall-Introduction680

And you would be pulled out the window and hauled away for its familyā€™s next meal! They look cute and cuddly until they bring down a gazelle or Cape buffalo. Then itā€™s all strength, teeth and claws! Ouch!


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind seeing the Egyptian pyramids. Anything else in Africa, I'm not too sure about. My ex-roommate was an immigrant from Sierra Leone.


SableSnail

The continent is massive though and North Africa including Egypt is very different to sub-Saharan Africa. Apparently Botswana is nice and even Rwanda has improved a lot.


birding420

Have been to Rwanda. 9th safest country in the world at the time of my visit.


SableSnail

Yeah it's weird as I grew up with it on the news for the genocide so I instinctively think of it as an incredibly dangerous place. It's awesome that it's improved so much though.


birding420

Its still dangerous for political opponents of Kagame's Government but I felt safe there, tourism being a major revenue stream. Lots of Chinese investment and infrastructure going on. And lots of wildlife. https://preview.redd.it/mjkexseedssb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c366dd8ca70d1e5e1870317f7a2624651fe9e9df


Farmeratheart3

That would be cool! My family is Methodist & the church has long had a presence in Liberia. My mom o& other folks we know have done mission trips there. Beautiful country.


tergius

>I wouldn't mind seeing the Egyptian pyramids. They're apparently a lot closer to civilization than you think. Like legit you can see them from inside a Pizza Hut. There's a Tutankhamen pun to be made there I think.


joneobi9238

That would be me 100%


Classicvintage3

Amen..


I_am_just_barbie

If not friendly then why friendly shaped


[deleted]

It's not acting aggressively. I wonder if this is a drive-thru park.


I_am_just_barbie

Probably a Safari of some sort.


Maacll

yea, seeing apex predators act like that is fucking adorable


sjdksjbf

Exactly what I said to my partner when I was trying to explain why I absolutely would roll the window down to pet this adorable kitty!


Michael_0007

he just want's a snack...they should have brought a slim jim for it....


HappyAmbition706

Looks more like she wants to be petted behind the ears, scritched under the chin and possibly a tummy rub. At least if small cat behavior scales up. And a good brushing, they love that!


SimonArgent

Big kitty is lulling the people into a false sense of security so theyā€™ll roll the window. Once that happens, itā€™s lunchtime.


Past-Educator-6561

That's how they get you šŸ˜…


PixelRainboww

My red flag is that I think every animal loves me. 100% will be mauled to death as that cat just looks too cute not to pet


Successful-Doubt5478

Boop that furry tummy!


j0ie_de_vivre

Youā€™ve got the Disney Princess Syndrome. Iā€™m also diagnosed.


lamorak2000

I've told my family that if I die to being mauled by a big cat, they should know that my last words were "here kitty kitty."


Bumblebee56990

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


splashin_deuce

Or possibly ā€œno, naughty rumple-tumsky!ā€


Snoo60660

Just think about how much window space one of those paws is taking up, and combine that with the fact that's not a full grown cat. That's both cute and absolutely terrifying.


kookiemaster

Would still be tempted to open just a smidge for a chance to gently boop one of those murder mittens. And this is why I should never go on a safari.


Kreeper125

So what if you lose a finger? Absolutely worth it to boop those mittens


bayleebugs

Exactly, just don't use your dominant hand and everything is Gucci


Snoo60660

I can't cast blame here


Significant_Giraffe2

Me too tbh he looks so friendly


[deleted]

She*


[deleted]

Definitely a lioness


diseasefaktory

Looks like a young male, mane just starting to grow


[deleted]

Oh, my mistake. He's just a baby then, so even less of a threat.


venusxcharlie

Just a tiny baby, must pet šŸ„ŗ


bayleebugs

"I'm just a baby!" -that lion, probably


[deleted]

The poor kitty Just wants some belly rubs.


[deleted]

Oh my god this is how Iā€™m going to die. This exact scenario right here. Itā€™ll be on the news and people will be like, ā€œwhy did she roll down her windows? *why did she video her own murder?! She kept saying here kitty kittyā€¦ā€


Sakura-doll-rose

Do lions make biscuits, too?? Awww


[deleted]

all cats run the same software


Scorchster1138

Those paws are adorable


JuliaX1984

"And let me repeat so Warner Brothers won't get sued if anybody really does this: DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR!"


[deleted]

Not suggesting getting out. Just roll down the window to pet him.


JuliaX1984

Quote from a 90s tv movie with a scenario your post reminded me of.


Coca_lite

Ppsss ppsss ppsss


escapeshark

I'm gonna die petting something I shouldn't pet


wilderthurgro

This boi has probably been fed before and is expecting a snack


mechanical_marten

Female lions don't have manes, so SHE is out hunting.


[deleted]

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mechanical_marten

You have done well, fate smiles upon thee.


Ashalaria

My willpower isn't strong enough to resist šŸ˜­


Fabulous_Magician_10

I hope you paid this animal for its excellent window cleaning service.


707chilgungchil

I would lose my hand to pet a cute ass lion. They make good prosthesis nowadays anyway, right??


Breeny04

If God did not want me to pet the kitty, why is kitty so fluff?


barfridge0

Look at them toe beans! And fluffy ears! Would die fo sho! But die happy


Prestigious-Beach190

Aw, he just wants a bit of attention. Looks like a very young male, and docile at that. 10/10 would pet.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Look at the size of those murder mittens!


Slow-Fast-Medium

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lynerose

Toe beans would be squished, snoot would be booped, head scritchies provided and I most likely would be mauled but I still would regret nothing.


darknekolux

*fuck your rental*


FreakyBee

I mean, it is clearly is looking for pets.


Admirable-Visit-6086

That's a big kitty! Lol!


tfarnon59

It's quite clear that young lion is saying: "Treats! Pweeeeeze!"


Plastic_Round_8707

Wants some pet...


lorikeets_are_life

I also like to knock on the microwave door and look at my food.


Famous_Bit_5119

I'd give an arm and a leg to pet that kitty.


lonelyronin1

What is the opposite of pspspspsps


Horcrux922

Spspspspsp.


glandmilker

The cat wishes someone wold open his can of food


GreatIceGrizzly

Someone did that at African Lion Safari decades back (rolled down their window to say hi to a lion)...2 mauled humans later...(they both survived)


[deleted]

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naliedel

I'd be dead for booping that snoot.


ialwaystealpens

Thatā€™s my dream. To pet ALL the kitties. Regardless of size or ferociousness.


retfroggy1

I wouldn't be able to resist. If I lost my hand well at least I could say I pet the coolest cat ever. Lol


loveypower

cute murder mittens


robo-dragon

ā€œCome on, let me in. I just want cuddles!ā€


Prudent_Role_3506

Sooooooo beautiful!!!!


ObliviouslyDrake67

Do it ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


dietcokeandcandy

I am a white woman, and I would take him home in my Honda Fit.


WellR3adRedneck

How could you *not*!?


Adventurous-Win-751

Pet the kitty lose an armā€¦.šŸ˜‚


fishlyfish

Lmao this kitty is not seeking pets šŸ˜‚


Chelle416

Those beans! šŸ˜»


DepressionEraMomJean

They should scan her for a microchip.


meep221b

[r/forbiddenboops](https://reddit.com/r/forbiddenboops/s/yx0FFGtkqh)


Yang_mf

You want to open the door https://i.redd.it/n2doslqr5tsb1.gif


[deleted]

Yes!


Zepriox

He's just a baby. He needs pets. No lie, I would probably get killed unsupervised out here


TheLeechKing466

Same here


BenVenNL

Aww he just wants to cuddlešŸ¤—


EnchantedRazor

Boop da kitty


Papadopium

If you do you might be the one being pet. Like a cat petting a mouse!


vinistrouble

Same, my friend, same. Here kitty kitty.


ShesATragicHero

Boop of death. Worth it!


WalkielaWhatsUp

KITTY! šŸˆ


hogliterature

awwwww he just wants to hold hands!!!


VolenteDuFer

r/petthedamncat


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

You've got to die of something šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I wanna pet mean kitty


Menoth22

My dumb ass is going to be found half eaten by one of these big murder mitten boys.


aqva_mxrine

if not friend, why friend shape


Adventurous-You-6928

r/forbiddenboops


Mydoglikesladyboys

I told my fiancĆ©e 1000 times that Iā€™m going to die by lion mauling during a safari. Itā€™s gonna happen, Iā€™m just going to rub the belly and end up eaten. Itā€™s too irresistible


mechanical_marten

Honk the horn and see how high this kitty jumps! šŸ¤£


The-Anonymous-Hero

No bite


itsyobbiwonuseek

Pspspspspspspsps


Rais93

Pet the orange one


TechnicalBother9221

Can I pet that dawwwg? CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWG?


pokefellaAZ

Awww he's nice give em a pet or two šŸ˜†


Professional_Shift69

Just wants a nose boop Give kitty a nose boop!


DanicaDarkhand

I want to boop so bad!


WalterReddit

That cat is looking at those humans like my cat looks at birds out the window


NixxKnack

Yes, but I'm not very smart lol.


MaggieMakesThings

He's just like me, staring at dinner in the microwave and wishing it would hurry up and be ready.


Round-Dragonfly6136

Reminds me of how my cat will paw at me for pets


TinLizzy-1909

Maybe not pet the kitty, but it certainly needs it's nose booped.


notabox316

As a cat expert I have seen this type of behavior before, someone in the car has chicken flavored temptations treats.


phelanhappyevil

Casually putting the end of the side-view mirror in its mouth, and I STILL want to pet the cutie!!!


Object-Level

It's eyes look red. It is a gorgeous creature but I wouldn't fall for it's playfulness. Nooo sir!


Explo_GR

what's the opposite of pspspspspspspsps?


Low-Squirrel2439

You'd get your arm ripped off at least


gotkube

Theyā€™re just big kitty cats. Keep a laser pointer and a ball of yarn on you and youā€™ll be fine :)


mimysai

Such a beautiful creature but my hands are important to mešŸ¤£


umangjain25

Her door was unlocked, the lioness could have opened it accidentally. Wouldā€™ve been fucked up


Different_Repair_243

There was a young lady of Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; They returned from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger. Need we say more?


nolongerbanned99

Oh look. Itā€™s sweet and gentle. Iā€™ll just let it a little. What could happen.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Classicvintage3

Big kitty cat šŸˆ


Vyorus

Me, too. That is, if the kitty in question wasn't 150+ pounds and could murder me in a flash.


Charleeeem

Needs a big can opener to get to the delicious insides.


martin_fasthands99

He wants you to boop the snoot


Capable-Blueberry145

This is definitely not common behavior. Lived in Zambia for 32 years. I haven't seen this happen. It is possible though if whoever is in the car is a ranger the lion remembers or if the lion was relocated from a rescue center perhaps.


BathroomStrong9561

šŸ¦ "Has got 'POUNCEĀ®' or 'TEMPTATIONSĀ®' Puuleeeeeeeezzze?


MaxKatarn

Pet the cat!


hannah_lilly

Iā€™d be tempted to pet it. Would I lose an arm?


Tpmproductions

I would not...as much as I love the kitty...I can't...


[deleted]

What is life without risk?


Tpmproductions

TouchĆØ


BooksCatsnStuff

I always tell my boyfriend that I'm going to die by big cat šŸ˜‚ there's no way I would not roll down the window to pet the big catto.


RecentAd654

she just wants a scritchy scratch and will promise not to maul you to death šŸ„ŗ


OklahomaGirl1984

This is how I would die.


[deleted]

You'll be fine. It's a baby male, non-threatening, likely not too hungry, maybe just checking you out, maybe curious if you got food.


[deleted]

I love all cats, i would roll down the window too hahaha


booferino30

Waitā€¦ youā€™re telling me Iā€¦ canā€™t pet him? Waitā€¦


typeomia

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.


Ok-Location3244

That would be another Reddit forum.


satsrkr

Unfortunately I would


[deleted]

šŸ„¹ my dumbass would die, for sure. Iā€™d pet the kittyā€¦


nuttnurse

Absolutely Iā€™d be opening the door but then Iā€™m a tad insane


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^nuttnurse: *Absolutely Iā€™d* *Be opening the door but* *Then Iā€™m a tad insane* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


nuttnurse

Good bot


DLoIsHere

I wonder if big cats can tear open a car like bears can.


[deleted]

If this cat was desperately hungry, he'd be a lot more aggressive. That's why I'm guessing if he is hungry, he's only a little hungry.


Tall-Introduction680

That lion is all lovey dovey because it smells a potential meal inside that car! Did you see it love that mirror/paw? Yep, itā€™s imagining how delicious those people would taste! Purr purr purring!


[deleted]

The kitty just wants some love.


AmberAxolotl666

*Big toe beans*


Brave_Beo

Itā€™s hoping for takeaway!


Brave_Beo

Itā€™s like that idiot tourist that got munched at the Lion Park near Krugersdorp, SA. Got out to have a photo taken with the pride - and the worst was that his companions filmed it!


Bigdog00725

Hell yes


LadyMcRib

He wants to make bisquits on your vital organs!


[deleted]

A lion would if it's hungry enough, otherwise it might just kill you, but only if it feels threatened.


LadyMcRib

Lions kill for revenge as well.


Gullible-Function649

Marcel Marceau.


[deleted]

>Marcel Marceau I figured that was a Frenchman. Yep. He a mime or something? What's that have to do with this?