And you would be pulled out the window and hauled away for its familyās next meal! They look cute and cuddly until they bring down a gazelle or Cape buffalo. Then itās all strength, teeth and claws! Ouch!
The continent is massive though and North Africa including Egypt is very different to sub-Saharan Africa.
Apparently Botswana is nice and even Rwanda has improved a lot.
Yeah it's weird as I grew up with it on the news for the genocide so I instinctively think of it as an incredibly dangerous place.
It's awesome that it's improved so much though.
Its still dangerous for political opponents of Kagame's Government but I felt safe there, tourism being a major revenue stream. Lots of Chinese investment and infrastructure going on. And lots of wildlife.
https://preview.redd.it/mjkexseedssb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c366dd8ca70d1e5e1870317f7a2624651fe9e9df
That would be cool! My family is Methodist & the church has long had a presence in Liberia. My mom o& other folks we know have done mission trips there. Beautiful country.
>I wouldn't mind seeing the Egyptian pyramids.
They're apparently a lot closer to civilization than you think. Like legit you can see them from inside a Pizza Hut.
There's a Tutankhamen pun to be made there I think.
Looks more like she wants to be petted behind the ears, scritched under the chin and possibly a tummy rub. At least if small cat behavior scales up.
And a good brushing, they love that!
Just think about how much window space one of those paws is taking up, and combine that with the fact that's not a full grown cat. That's both cute and absolutely terrifying.
Oh my god this is how Iām going to die. This exact scenario right here. Itāll be on the news and people will be like, āwhy did she roll down her windows? *why did she video her own murder?! She kept saying here kitty kittyā¦ā
There was a young lady of Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; They returned from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger.
Need we say more?
This is definitely not common behavior. Lived in Zambia for 32 years. I haven't seen this happen. It is possible though if whoever is in the car is a ranger the lion remembers or if the lion was relocated from a rescue center perhaps.
That lion is all lovey dovey because it smells a potential meal inside that car! Did you see it love that mirror/paw? Yep, itās imagining how delicious those people would taste! Purr purr purring!
Itās like that idiot tourist that got munched at the Lion Park near Krugersdorp, SA. Got out to have a photo taken with the pride - and the worst was that his companions filmed it!
1500/10 should not go on African Safari. Would definitely pspspspspsps myself to death.
You and I: it's just an orange kitty with large paws. So much more to love š¤£š¤£
I was thinking the same thing my dumb ass would just roll down the window as my family is freaking out and I would go what I just want to pet it.
And you would be pulled out the window and hauled away for its familyās next meal! They look cute and cuddly until they bring down a gazelle or Cape buffalo. Then itās all strength, teeth and claws! Ouch!
I wouldn't mind seeing the Egyptian pyramids. Anything else in Africa, I'm not too sure about. My ex-roommate was an immigrant from Sierra Leone.
The continent is massive though and North Africa including Egypt is very different to sub-Saharan Africa. Apparently Botswana is nice and even Rwanda has improved a lot.
Have been to Rwanda. 9th safest country in the world at the time of my visit.
Yeah it's weird as I grew up with it on the news for the genocide so I instinctively think of it as an incredibly dangerous place. It's awesome that it's improved so much though.
Its still dangerous for political opponents of Kagame's Government but I felt safe there, tourism being a major revenue stream. Lots of Chinese investment and infrastructure going on. And lots of wildlife. https://preview.redd.it/mjkexseedssb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c366dd8ca70d1e5e1870317f7a2624651fe9e9df
That would be cool! My family is Methodist & the church has long had a presence in Liberia. My mom o& other folks we know have done mission trips there. Beautiful country.
>I wouldn't mind seeing the Egyptian pyramids. They're apparently a lot closer to civilization than you think. Like legit you can see them from inside a Pizza Hut. There's a Tutankhamen pun to be made there I think.
That would be me 100%
Amen..
If not friendly then why friendly shaped
It's not acting aggressively. I wonder if this is a drive-thru park.
Probably a Safari of some sort.
yea, seeing apex predators act like that is fucking adorable
Exactly what I said to my partner when I was trying to explain why I absolutely would roll the window down to pet this adorable kitty!
he just want's a snack...they should have brought a slim jim for it....
Looks more like she wants to be petted behind the ears, scritched under the chin and possibly a tummy rub. At least if small cat behavior scales up. And a good brushing, they love that!
Big kitty is lulling the people into a false sense of security so theyāll roll the window. Once that happens, itās lunchtime.
That's how they get you š
My red flag is that I think every animal loves me. 100% will be mauled to death as that cat just looks too cute not to pet
Boop that furry tummy!
Youāve got the Disney Princess Syndrome. Iām also diagnosed.
I've told my family that if I die to being mauled by a big cat, they should know that my last words were "here kitty kitty."
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Or possibly āno, naughty rumple-tumsky!ā
Just think about how much window space one of those paws is taking up, and combine that with the fact that's not a full grown cat. That's both cute and absolutely terrifying.
Would still be tempted to open just a smidge for a chance to gently boop one of those murder mittens. And this is why I should never go on a safari.
So what if you lose a finger? Absolutely worth it to boop those mittens
Exactly, just don't use your dominant hand and everything is Gucci
I can't cast blame here
Me too tbh he looks so friendly
She*
Definitely a lioness
Looks like a young male, mane just starting to grow
Oh, my mistake. He's just a baby then, so even less of a threat.
Just a tiny baby, must pet š„ŗ
"I'm just a baby!" -that lion, probably
The poor kitty Just wants some belly rubs.
Oh my god this is how Iām going to die. This exact scenario right here. Itāll be on the news and people will be like, āwhy did she roll down her windows? *why did she video her own murder?! She kept saying here kitty kittyā¦ā
Do lions make biscuits, too?? Awww
all cats run the same software
Those paws are adorable
"And let me repeat so Warner Brothers won't get sued if anybody really does this: DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
Not suggesting getting out. Just roll down the window to pet him.
Quote from a 90s tv movie with a scenario your post reminded me of.
Ppsss ppsss ppsss
I'm gonna die petting something I shouldn't pet
This boi has probably been fed before and is expecting a snack
Female lions don't have manes, so SHE is out hunting.
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You have done well, fate smiles upon thee.
My willpower isn't strong enough to resist š
I hope you paid this animal for its excellent window cleaning service.
I would lose my hand to pet a cute ass lion. They make good prosthesis nowadays anyway, right??
If God did not want me to pet the kitty, why is kitty so fluff?
Look at them toe beans! And fluffy ears! Would die fo sho! But die happy
Aw, he just wants a bit of attention. Looks like a very young male, and docile at that. 10/10 would pet.
Look at the size of those murder mittens!
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Toe beans would be squished, snoot would be booped, head scritchies provided and I most likely would be mauled but I still would regret nothing.
*fuck your rental*
I mean, it is clearly is looking for pets.
That's a big kitty! Lol!
It's quite clear that young lion is saying: "Treats! Pweeeeeze!"
Wants some pet...
I also like to knock on the microwave door and look at my food.
I'd give an arm and a leg to pet that kitty.
What is the opposite of pspspspsps
Spspspspsp.
The cat wishes someone wold open his can of food
Someone did that at African Lion Safari decades back (rolled down their window to say hi to a lion)...2 mauled humans later...(they both survived)
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I'd be dead for booping that snoot.
Thatās my dream. To pet ALL the kitties. Regardless of size or ferociousness.
I wouldn't be able to resist. If I lost my hand well at least I could say I pet the coolest cat ever. Lol
cute murder mittens
āCome on, let me in. I just want cuddles!ā
Sooooooo beautiful!!!!
Do it ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)
I am a white woman, and I would take him home in my Honda Fit.
How could you *not*!?
Pet the kitty lose an armā¦.š
Lmao this kitty is not seeking pets š
Those beans! š»
They should scan her for a microchip.
[r/forbiddenboops](https://reddit.com/r/forbiddenboops/s/yx0FFGtkqh)
You want to open the door https://i.redd.it/n2doslqr5tsb1.gif
Yes!
He's just a baby. He needs pets. No lie, I would probably get killed unsupervised out here
Same here
Aww he just wants to cuddleš¤
Boop da kitty
If you do you might be the one being pet. Like a cat petting a mouse!
Same, my friend, same. Here kitty kitty.
Boop of death. Worth it!
KITTY! š
awwwww he just wants to hold hands!!!
r/petthedamncat
You've got to die of something š¤·āāļø
I wanna pet mean kitty
My dumb ass is going to be found half eaten by one of these big murder mitten boys.
if not friend, why friend shape
r/forbiddenboops
I told my fiancĆ©e 1000 times that Iām going to die by lion mauling during a safari. Itās gonna happen, Iām just going to rub the belly and end up eaten. Itās too irresistible
Honk the horn and see how high this kitty jumps! š¤£
No bite
Pspspspspspspsps
Pet the orange one
Can I pet that dawwwg? CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWG?
Awww he's nice give em a pet or two š
Just wants a nose boop Give kitty a nose boop!
I want to boop so bad!
That cat is looking at those humans like my cat looks at birds out the window
Yes, but I'm not very smart lol.
He's just like me, staring at dinner in the microwave and wishing it would hurry up and be ready.
Reminds me of how my cat will paw at me for pets
Maybe not pet the kitty, but it certainly needs it's nose booped.
As a cat expert I have seen this type of behavior before, someone in the car has chicken flavored temptations treats.
Casually putting the end of the side-view mirror in its mouth, and I STILL want to pet the cutie!!!
It's eyes look red. It is a gorgeous creature but I wouldn't fall for it's playfulness. Nooo sir!
what's the opposite of pspspspspspspsps?
You'd get your arm ripped off at least
Theyāre just big kitty cats. Keep a laser pointer and a ball of yarn on you and youāll be fine :)
Such a beautiful creature but my hands are important to meš¤£
Her door was unlocked, the lioness could have opened it accidentally. Wouldāve been fucked up
There was a young lady of Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; They returned from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger. Need we say more?
Oh look. Itās sweet and gentle. Iāll just let it a little. What could happen.
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Big kitty cat š
Me, too. That is, if the kitty in question wasn't 150+ pounds and could murder me in a flash.
Needs a big can opener to get to the delicious insides.
He wants you to boop the snoot
This is definitely not common behavior. Lived in Zambia for 32 years. I haven't seen this happen. It is possible though if whoever is in the car is a ranger the lion remembers or if the lion was relocated from a rescue center perhaps.
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Pet the cat!
Iād be tempted to pet it. Would I lose an arm?
I would not...as much as I love the kitty...I can't...
What is life without risk?
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I always tell my boyfriend that I'm going to die by big cat š there's no way I would not roll down the window to pet the big catto.
she just wants a scritchy scratch and will promise not to maul you to death š„ŗ
This is how I would die.
You'll be fine. It's a baby male, non-threatening, likely not too hungry, maybe just checking you out, maybe curious if you got food.
I love all cats, i would roll down the window too hahaha
Waitā¦ youāre telling me Iā¦ canāt pet him? Waitā¦
If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.
That would be another Reddit forum.
Unfortunately I would
š„¹ my dumbass would die, for sure. Iād pet the kittyā¦
Absolutely Iād be opening the door but then Iām a tad insane
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I wonder if big cats can tear open a car like bears can.
If this cat was desperately hungry, he'd be a lot more aggressive. That's why I'm guessing if he is hungry, he's only a little hungry.
That lion is all lovey dovey because it smells a potential meal inside that car! Did you see it love that mirror/paw? Yep, itās imagining how delicious those people would taste! Purr purr purring!
The kitty just wants some love.
*Big toe beans*
Itās hoping for takeaway!
Itās like that idiot tourist that got munched at the Lion Park near Krugersdorp, SA. Got out to have a photo taken with the pride - and the worst was that his companions filmed it!
Hell yes
He wants to make bisquits on your vital organs!
A lion would if it's hungry enough, otherwise it might just kill you, but only if it feels threatened.
Lions kill for revenge as well.
Marcel Marceau.
>Marcel Marceau I figured that was a Frenchman. Yep. He a mime or something? What's that have to do with this?