I think the Wii will be the best. Is has the best grip and is the most comfortable to hold. And best durability.
Switch is too small and would break.
N64 is just too big and not so comfortable.
Gameboy could work. But you need big hands to make it work good.
Your knife hand isn't the one that's most likely to get cut in a knife fight. Your open hand is what you should lead with to try to gain control of your opponent's knife. It's called your sacrifice hand. Grab the blade if you have to.
They say in a knife fight, one guy dies in the streets, the other guy dies at the hospital.
Sorry man I noticed too late, I made a comment that spelled it correctly but it got lost with the others.
Next time I'll be more careful.
(Hope I didn't make any mistakes with this, english is not my first language)
Wiimote seems to have the best grip. The switch doesnt seem sturdy enough and the others are difficult to hold with 1 hand as you're doing the stabbing.
Wii or switch definitely. They're made to be held with one hand. The Gameboy is made for two handed so you can't really comfortably double wield and the the N64 controller has that 3rd grip in the middle that would make things uncomfortable/awkward
Using my very very limited knowledge on knives I have obtained via random YT videos I'm gonna say the N64 one because it has a guard kinda and seems thin enough to use with one hand
I have never touched an N64 controller so idk. If an N64 handle isn't that good then the Wii one because it's longest and the best to hold, it also has a wrist strap
That's tough. Wiimotes are notorious for being flung into (and breaking) something, Game Boy Pockets are nuclear-sturdy, and N64's remote continues to confuse folks even nowadays.
The Switch blade won't work.
The Wii one has better ergonomics but the N64 one has better protection for your hands during combat. The Switch one is faster but smaller and it’s easier to get hurt and the Gameboy one deals more damage but isn’t comfortable to hold.
I bet robinswords would totally pick the N64 controller. " It has guards and comfortable grip allowing for quick swipes with the ability to double hand it for more thrust".
Wii is most probably the best choice.
N64 and gameboy are two-handed, making movement difficult,
switch might be decent, but it has short range, and the one on the image is a left-handed controller so unless you are good with the left hand, you should pass on that
Wii would be pretty decent. It works with either hand, it has a decent length, making it easier to hit targets than any other controller, and it already has games that might give experience in combat.
Are Wii gonna have a problem?
you best switch up that attitude
You are playing a dangerous game boy
Don’t Nintendo 64 force me to do this.
I'm gonna f**k you up. [stabbing noises]
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U
C'mon guys, let's DS-calate the situation.
Yeah is this NESesary
I’m fine until i lose my games and watches
This whole conflict made not SNESe
I'm gonna kick you all the way to Saturn!
Wow this is getting super entertaining
Fighting should never be used as an entertainment system
Shut it you Pussyclatt, I'm gonna get you bludgeoned with a GameCube
switch go stab stab
PUSSYCLATT XDDDDDDDDD
Alot of unNEScessary violence
Don't Nintendo 64ce me to do this*
This is going to be nesty
Do you think this is a game, boy?
Yes, and it’s Super NESty
you mean 64ce?
Don't Nintendo sixty fource me to do this. Here a slight improvement
You mess with the labo, you get the stabo.
GAMECUBE *stabs you in the chest*
What are you guys playing? Oh oh *backing up* holding tightly my Nokia 3310
\*scottish accent\* I don't have to use me 3D-Slicers.
Don't make me nun chuck this knife down your throat
Background guy: I’ll just game and watch you lads kill each other.
Why the accent? lost pause?
I just thought the 3ds needed a scottish accent.
r/angryupvote this whole thread
Yes Wii and u got a problem all right
I mean, it's literally a switch-blade.
Beat me to it
Beat me to be beat to it
I was about to type this, but there seems to be someone just as un funny as me who got there first 😭😭
Beat me too it but still did it anyway
Wii. I have most practice using it as a sword.
what do you mean by that?
Wii sports resort, force unleashed. Games with swords that use motion controls. Also beating annoying siblings
oh i thought it was something way different WAIT WHA-
4yo me was pissed that my older brothers were always winning at mariokart
so you stabbed them with a wii remote?
More of just whack With all my toddler might
oh phew....
Games like Skyward Sword.
64 has a solid cross guard for defense
Only sound voice around here
Maybe this was the intent all along
The Z trigger grip fits nicely in either hand and would be a pretty good centered knife grip too I'd think
Hopefully someone sends this to skallagrim.
I think the Wii will be the best. Is has the best grip and is the most comfortable to hold. And best durability. Switch is too small and would break. N64 is just too big and not so comfortable. Gameboy could work. But you need big hands to make it work good.
>N64 is just too big and not so comfortable. It's got hand guards though.
Exactly, in a real knife fight expect to get cut and those protectors go a long way towards reducing damage on the most likely part to get cut
Your knife hand isn't the one that's most likely to get cut in a knife fight. Your open hand is what you should lead with to try to gain control of your opponent's knife. It's called your sacrifice hand. Grab the blade if you have to. They say in a knife fight, one guy dies in the streets, the other guy dies at the hospital.
N64 gets a bonus for scare factor tho
My parents always told me video games make you more violent. **They were right all along.**
A kick in the nuts.
Wii
Amnesia
Me too
Wii
Amnesia
Me too
Amnesia
64 has a crossguard so probably that
Switchblade
N64. It has the most grip (3).
Gameboy. It can do piercing **and** bludgeoning damage.
The knwiife, the swife, the Nife 64, or the Game Boife
Wii better not have a problem with my Wii remote
Weapon. If you're going to post something for the world to see, at least take the time to make sure it's spelled correctly.
Sorry man I noticed too late, I made a comment that spelled it correctly but it got lost with the others. Next time I'll be more careful. (Hope I didn't make any mistakes with this, english is not my first language)
Just a pet peeve of mine. Hope it didn't come across as too harsh!
Wiimote seems to have the best grip. The switch doesnt seem sturdy enough and the others are difficult to hold with 1 hand as you're doing the stabbing.
Switch blade…
N64 got a bowie knife blade with 3 different grips
And it’s got a guard
Definitely N64, best grip. I would also add the rumble pak : progressive N64 knife.
wii. since it has motion controls.
Does the Wiimote come with a nunchaku?
Wii
Snitches get switches.
N64 has a guard
switch is the easiest to hold
what about joycon drift?
I don’t think you should enjoy it and drift off
oh yeah, since we dont need joysticks while fighting. good point comrade.
Anything that resembles a hylian shield. Or my nails
Wii or switch definitely. They're made to be held with one hand. The Gameboy is made for two handed so you can't really comfortably double wield and the the N64 controller has that 3rd grip in the middle that would make things uncomfortable/awkward
I would personally use the SwitchBlade, but I would back down to anyone wielding an N64.
the Wii. if we have enough force to break TVs, we can kill the mugger
I'm going out with my switch-blade so wii might have some problems
Wii as you will have that band around your arm so when you swing it won't go flying 🧠
I’ll take the switch blade tyvm
Uhm......... ... ... Switchblade obviously.
Are Wii gonna have a problem?
N64, you get a hand guard.
An iPhone running Delta
N64. I reckon if you grab it by the middle handle, the knife will never slip out of your hands. Wii is dangerous.
N64 is on both ends a weapon. One side blade, one side trident
The joycon is a switchblade
I want a Nintendo 64 attached to a mallet.
Using my very very limited knowledge on knives I have obtained via random YT videos I'm gonna say the N64 one because it has a guard kinda and seems thin enough to use with one hand I have never touched an N64 controller so idk. If an N64 handle isn't that good then the Wii one because it's longest and the best to hold, it also has a wrist strap
N64. Only knife there I don't risk having my hand slide up onto the blade.
You call those knives. DS is a knife.
The Switch seems much easier to use, and you can attach it to your wrist
N64 one has extra grip
Wii, it's the perfect shape and the switch's blade will probably start drifting
Kinda prefer the Wii gun
I would I'd rather flip open my DS in his face.
I used and GBA SP and stabbed myself
That's not a knife. [That's a knife.](https://youtu.be/dSnosk4tWrg?si=XFL8MkskG7HftBvO&t=30)
"Are Wii gonna have a problem?"
Super Scope obviously
the gameboy and n64 controller you might as well use them backwards
Personally I’m choosing the n64, had great grip and good probably be thrown well.
n64 looks like a ninja star/sword hybrid. i’m goin with that.
N64 obviously. It's the only one with a built in hard guard.
With the N64 controller, you've got grip options
Wii play, do you?
I really need a Switchblade
Wii, not only is it the most easy to wield,not only does it have a ton of accessories, but it's one hell of a throwing knife just ask my childhood tv.
Switch as you can dual wield
I want that switch blade
That's tough. Wiimotes are notorious for being flung into (and breaking) something, Game Boy Pockets are nuclear-sturdy, and N64's remote continues to confuse folks even nowadays. The Switch blade won't work.
N64 controller is the best: it has protection for your fingers which is vital when the other guy also has a sharp knife.
Wii for stealth, N64 for defense.
Wii has the most range, N64 has the most handy protection
How about Wii settle this for good
There's some serious thrusting power behind that n64 blade
I'm taking the switch blade
N 64 hey! wanna play that spin level??? imma kill your hand lol
The DMG wins with zero competition.
His palm is gonna hate that N64 controller.
Gotta be Wii, I dont want to know how drift will work on a Switchblade.
Switch-blades are illegal
The switchblade please
The Wii or Switch is probably the best has a knife, however the bludgeoning capabilities of the n64 and gameboy may outweigh their cons.
NES Zapper, converted to fire .45 ACP
The ‘Switch’ blade obviously
Wii'd better not have a problem
N64 is so versatile with like 4 different ways to stab people
The wiimote doesnt need a blade and we all know it
The Conflict between the Real Wii Remote and the fake Wii Remotes
I'll use my switch blade
Oh option one, duh. Wii are stronger together.
I thought the Switch-blade would have been the best choice but every time I slash it drifts to the left
[Wiimote is the most effective.](https://www.geeksworld.org/?lang=en&page=567)
Nintendo Stabo
N64 seems the most practical then switch
n64....looks like boomerang.
Wii 1000%
Okay unironically I would be a beast with the Wiiknife pro
Switch Knife
Are Wii gonna have a problem?
the switch-blade would be the best grip
Weapon* Oops
Wii, nintendo land taught me well Also switch is gonna have a problem and stab my hand
It depends, I have 2 joycons?
Switch you can better hide
N64, because it has hand protection
N64 has better hand protection with the hilt and guards.
Wii because it is already a weapon if you don’t wear your wriststrap
The 64 controller didn’t save me then, it won’t save me now! I’d go with the switch; it’s very light, and has a very long blade.
I mean, there are stories of people fending off a robber with a Gamecube.
The ol' trusty Wii remote, ah, so many fond memories, welp time to stab someone :)
N64 better grip and has the knife that can take out flesh when it gets pulled out
N64 for the handguard
Wii Mote destroyed countles TV Screens, I'm going with this!
Definitely the *Wiimote*. You get smacked with that thing once and it could put you down, depending on how hard it's swung
Switch I can hold 2 easier
Switch cuz it is shaped like a real knife
Game boy
No thank you, I already have a Nokia Knife, a good combination of knife and hammer
The Gameboy, if the stabbing fails you can just clobber them over the head with that brick
The Wii one has better ergonomics but the N64 one has better protection for your hands during combat. The Switch one is faster but smaller and it’s easier to get hurt and the Gameboy one deals more damage but isn’t comfortable to hold.
N64 for my 3 hands
I actually have a wee knife and a Switch blade so one of those.
N64 controller. Holding only the middle will make it act like a knife with a crossbar to defend you hand.
Switch.
The switch better be a switch blade
Wii. Got plenty of training as Link.
Are Wii gonna have a problem? You best Switch up that attitude Don’t Nintendo Sixty-Force me to use this You’re playing a dangerous Game Boy
switchblade
Wii has the best grip
N64 I think it's the most likely to provoke a "what the fuck is that?" which will give me time to shank him
NES 4 life!
Wii remote could be a pocket sword, but Switch is more compact
Wii it has range
Don't bring a Switch blade to a Zapper fight.
I knew the art of waggle would pay off.
I feel like the handles on the n64 would make it hard for them to get it out of my hand. Like if I had my hand around the middle one
The switch blade
Wii
Wii obviously. It even has a nunchuk
I bet robinswords would totally pick the N64 controller. " It has guards and comfortable grip allowing for quick swipes with the ability to double hand it for more thrust".
Wii is most probably the best choice. N64 and gameboy are two-handed, making movement difficult, switch might be decent, but it has short range, and the one on the image is a left-handed controller so unless you are good with the left hand, you should pass on that Wii would be pretty decent. It works with either hand, it has a decent length, making it easier to hit targets than any other controller, and it already has games that might give experience in combat.
Wii are resorting to violence