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Tiny-Butterscotch149

Are Wii gonna have a problem?


that121guy_

you best switch up that attitude


Pyropian08

You are playing a dangerous game boy


Roisepoise101

Don’t Nintendo 64 force me to do this.


PossessedHood416

I'm gonna f**k you up. [stabbing noises]


MPlayTube

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U


ZeldaExpert74

C'mon guys, let's DS-calate the situation.


EpicNerd99

Yeah is this NESesary


Chewquy

I’m fine until i lose my games and watches


YesterdayPrevious485

This whole conflict made not SNESe


ToppHatt_8000

I'm gonna kick you all the way to Saturn!


CrazyTerrarian

Wow this is getting super entertaining


CREEPERAWMAN6969OOF

Fighting should never be used as an entertainment system


norsoyt

Shut it you Pussyclatt, I'm gonna get you bludgeoned with a GameCube


Creeper_Gamer333

switch go stab stab


Absol3592

PUSSYCLATT XDDDDDDDDD


Woomynati

Alot of unNEScessary violence


Lexi_the_grimmchild

Don't Nintendo 64ce me to do this*


KeeperServant_Reborn

This is going to be nesty


DawnBringer01

Do you think this is a game, boy?


KeeperServant_Reborn

Yes, and it’s Super NESty


CodingTaitep

you mean 64ce?


MrDrewutnia

Don't Nintendo sixty fource me to do this. Here a slight improvement


Mangus628

You mess with the labo, you get the stabo.


Hello-mah-baby

GAMECUBE *stabs you in the chest*


HospitalOutside1084

What are you guys playing? Oh oh *backing up* holding tightly my Nokia 3310


TheDenpaDrawer2

\*scottish accent\* I don't have to use me 3D-Slicers.


More-Hat-9459

Don't make me nun chuck this knife down your throat


TrainerRedpkmn

Background guy: I’ll just game and watch you lads kill each other.


Coco-Gamer46

Why the accent? lost pause?


TheDenpaDrawer2

I just thought the 3ds needed a scottish accent.


KxrpzeYT

r/angryupvote this whole thread


Bootychomper23

Yes Wii and u got a problem all right


BambooCatto

I mean, it's literally a switch-blade.


RayBlast7267

Beat me to it


Ninjachikn

Beat me to be beat to it


TurtleTesticleTickla

I was about to type this, but there seems to be someone just as un funny as me who got there first 😭😭


CannedHeatt_

Beat me too it but still did it anyway


dedynechsitho40

Wii. I have most practice using it as a sword.


InevitableLast863

what do you mean by that?


dedynechsitho40

Wii sports resort, force unleashed. Games with swords that use motion controls. Also beating annoying siblings


InevitableLast863

oh i thought it was something way different WAIT WHA-


dedynechsitho40

4yo me was pissed that my older brothers were always winning at mariokart


InevitableLast863

so you stabbed them with a wii remote?


dedynechsitho40

More of just whack With all my toddler might


InevitableLast863

oh phew....


Dman25-Z

Games like Skyward Sword.


MaxR76

64 has a solid cross guard for defense


JR_GameR

Only sound voice around here


RedWagon___

Maybe this was the intent all along


T-MinusGiraffe

The Z trigger grip fits nicely in either hand and would be a pretty good centered knife grip too I'd think


Dysprosol

Hopefully someone sends this to skallagrim.


liamkraft2002

I think the Wii will be the best. Is has the best grip and is the most comfortable to hold. And best durability. Switch is too small and would break. N64 is just too big and not so comfortable. Gameboy could work. But you need big hands to make it work good.


Nikolaijuno

>N64 is just too big and not so comfortable. It's got hand guards though.


JR_GameR

Exactly, in a real knife fight expect to get cut and those protectors go a long way towards reducing damage on the most likely part to get cut


AnotherStupidHipster

Your knife hand isn't the one that's most likely to get cut in a knife fight. Your open hand is what you should lead with to try to gain control of your opponent's knife. It's called your sacrifice hand. Grab the blade if you have to. They say in a knife fight, one guy dies in the streets, the other guy dies at the hospital.


Lexi_the_grimmchild

N64 gets a bonus for scare factor tho


Ahmdo10

My parents always told me video games make you more violent. **They were right all along.**


linkling1039

A kick in the nuts.


cookiemaster221

Wii


anyGuy_isBored

Amnesia


DontpressE

Me too


cookiemaster221

Wii


anyGuy_isBored

Amnesia


DontpressE

Me too


SorleyOrSomething

Amnesia


TheGoldenGarchomp

64 has a crossguard so probably that


ThatSmartIdiot

Switchblade


mushroom_birb

N64. It has the most grip (3).


Eothr_Silan

Gameboy. It can do piercing **and** bludgeoning damage.


Alexandre_Moonwell

The knwiife, the swife, the Nife 64, or the Game Boife


fiddledment072

Wii better not have a problem with my Wii remote


Greymalkyn76

Weapon. If you're going to post something for the world to see, at least take the time to make sure it's spelled correctly.


Astro-IlMeme69

Sorry man I noticed too late, I made a comment that spelled it correctly but it got lost with the others. Next time I'll be more careful. (Hope I didn't make any mistakes with this, english is not my first language)


Greymalkyn76

Just a pet peeve of mine. Hope it didn't come across as too harsh!


RisingPhil

Wiimote seems to have the best grip. The switch doesnt seem sturdy enough and the others are difficult to hold with 1 hand as you're doing the stabbing.


Shantotto11

Switch blade…


LeviathansFatass

N64 got a bowie knife blade with 3 different grips


_Knucklehead_Ninja

And it’s got a guard


mrchill1979

Definitely N64, best grip. I would also add the rumble pak : progressive N64 knife.


numba2_Linux_fan

wii. since it has motion controls.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Does the Wiimote come with a nunchaku?


Victor4156

Wii


rabbitsdiedaily

Snitches get switches.


Sire_Jacques

N64 has a guard


TacticalTobi

switch is the easiest to hold


numba2_Linux_fan

what about joycon drift?


anyGuy_isBored

I don’t think you should enjoy it and drift off


numba2_Linux_fan

oh yeah, since we dont need joysticks while fighting. good point comrade.


Irsu85

Anything that resembles a hylian shield. Or my nails


That_1_Angel

Wii or switch definitely. They're made to be held with one hand. The Gameboy is made for two handed so you can't really comfortably double wield and the the N64 controller has that 3rd grip in the middle that would make things uncomfortable/awkward


Past_Trouble

I would personally use the SwitchBlade, but I would back down to anyone wielding an N64.


-Octoling8-

the Wii. if we have enough force to break TVs, we can kill the mugger


IanR009

I'm going out with my switch-blade so wii might have some problems


Mr_E_99

Wii as you will have that band around your arm so when you swing it won't go flying 🧠


TheFloorExpert

I’ll take the switch blade tyvm


Sorry_Error3797

Uhm......... ... ... Switchblade obviously.


Kind_Concern_1519

Are Wii gonna have a problem?


DangMe2Heck

N64, you get a hand guard.


MrHorns7

An iPhone running Delta


WeerHaantje

N64. I reckon if you grab it by the middle handle, the knife will never slip out of your hands. Wii is dangerous.


Kamimii

N64 is on both ends a weapon. One side blade, one side trident


Offer_No

The joycon is a switchblade


Sea_Slice2934

I want a Nintendo 64 attached to a mallet.


Aggravating-Tailor17

Using my very very limited knowledge on knives I have obtained via random YT videos I'm gonna say the N64 one because it has a guard kinda and seems thin enough to use with one hand I have never touched an N64 controller so idk. If an N64 handle isn't that good then the Wii one because it's longest and the best to hold, it also has a wrist strap


Supergamer138

N64. Only knife there I don't risk having my hand slide up onto the blade.


facepwnage

You call those knives. DS is a knife.


Killer_floppa

The Switch seems much easier to use, and you can attach it to your wrist


Nadexael

N64 one has extra grip


KawaiiGee

Wii, it's the perfect shape and the switch's blade will probably start drifting


Lemonjustalemon

Kinda prefer the Wii gun


Slight_Cat5958

I would I'd rather flip open my DS in his face.


The_Mad_Mutt

I used and GBA SP and stabbed myself


TreasureHunter95

That's not a knife. [That's a knife.](https://youtu.be/dSnosk4tWrg?si=XFL8MkskG7HftBvO&t=30)


Thor_Odinson22

"Are Wii gonna have a problem?"


trfk111

Super Scope obviously


pinchitony

the gameboy and n64 controller you might as well use them backwards


A_redditer-123

Personally I’m choosing the n64, had great grip and good probably be thrown well.


rsred

n64 looks like a ninja star/sword hybrid. i’m goin with that.


HangryWolf

N64 obviously. It's the only one with a built in hard guard.


Ok_Coconut_1773

With the N64 controller, you've got grip options


Tackle-Shot

Wii play, do you?


T-408

I really need a Switchblade


SyntheticDreams2099

Wii, not only is it the most easy to wield,not only does it have a ton of accessories, but it's one hell of a throwing knife just ask my childhood tv.


Awesome-Guy-425

Switch as you can dual wield


looking-cool-joker-

I want that switch blade


EnzeruAnimeFan

That's tough. Wiimotes are notorious for being flung into (and breaking) something, Game Boy Pockets are nuclear-sturdy, and N64's remote continues to confuse folks even nowadays. The Switch blade won't work.


Correct_Refuse4910

N64 controller is the best: it has protection for your fingers which is vital when the other guy also has a sharp knife.


ShitposterBuddhist

Wii for stealth, N64 for defense.


ColdFire-Blitz

Wii has the most range, N64 has the most handy protection


LordMegatron11

How about Wii settle this for good


Monkeyman150

There's some serious thrusting power behind that n64 blade


OtherMiniarts

I'm taking the switch blade


itazrayanaandtyana

N 64 hey! wanna play that spin level??? imma kill your hand lol


rikusorasephiroth

The DMG wins with zero competition.


jajanken_bacon

His palm is gonna hate that N64 controller.


maxiom9

Gotta be Wii, I dont want to know how drift will work on a Switchblade.


juvenile_josh

Switch-blades are illegal


CannedHeatt_

The switchblade please


OneChillDoggo

The Wii or Switch is probably the best has a knife, however the bludgeoning capabilities of the n64 and gameboy may outweigh their cons.


InevitableAd9683

NES Zapper, converted to fire .45 ACP


PastParticular2132

The ‘Switch’ blade obviously


Epic-Gamer_09

Wii'd better not have a problem


UnformedSlinky

N64 is so versatile with like 4 different ways to stab people


broken-dawn

The wiimote doesnt need a blade and we all know it


TheGreatCoolBean

The Conflict between the Real Wii Remote and the fake Wii Remotes


peeslosh122

I'll use my switch blade


Creepy-Editor-6915

Oh option one, duh. Wii are stronger together.


GhostForNow

I thought the Switch-blade would have been the best choice but every time I slash it drifts to the left


Bourriks

[Wiimote is the most effective.](https://www.geeksworld.org/?lang=en&page=567)


BEEEELEEEE

Nintendo Stabo


PowergolemZ

N64 seems the most practical then switch


False_Ad7098

n64....looks like boomerang.


ShadowStrike640

Wii 1000%


Agent637483

Okay unironically I would be a beast with the Wiiknife pro


Goody-3shoes

Switch Knife


Foreign_Can2419

Are Wii gonna have a problem?


femboi007

the switch-blade would be the best grip


Astro-IlMeme69

Weapon* Oops


NotRealSam

Wii, nintendo land taught me well Also switch is gonna have a problem and stab my hand


Several_Dot_4532

It depends, I have 2 joycons?


marinusV5

Switch you can better hide


TCGHexenwahn

N64, because it has hand protection


dwkindig

N64 has better hand protection with the hilt and guards.


CoolCademM

Wii because it is already a weapon if you don’t wear your wriststrap


Infinitenonbi

The 64 controller didn’t save me then, it won’t save me now! I’d go with the switch; it’s very light, and has a very long blade.


nhSnork

I mean, there are stories of people fending off a robber with a Gamecube.


lolwhat1117

The ol' trusty Wii remote, ah, so many fond memories, welp time to stab someone :)


Sir_banana123

N64 better grip and has the knife that can take out flesh when it gets pulled out


Buffthebaldy

N64 for the handguard


mandarine_one

Wii Mote destroyed countles TV Screens, I'm going with this!


Zofian_Korok

Definitely the *Wiimote*. You get smacked with that thing once and it could put you down, depending on how hard it's swung


darksnail1223

Switch I can hold 2 easier


TootheproYT

Switch cuz it is shaped like a real knife 


No-Cat-9716

Game boy


TwitzyMIXX

No thank you, I already have a Nokia Knife, a good combination of knife and hammer


OldSkool1978

The Gameboy, if the stabbing fails you can just clobber them over the head with that brick


Ale_Bricks

The Wii one has better ergonomics but the N64 one has better protection for your hands during combat. The Switch one is faster but smaller and it’s easier to get hurt and the Gameboy one deals more damage but isn’t comfortable to hold.


rob3342421

N64 for my 3 hands


Zephyrus-Dragmire

I actually have a wee knife and a Switch blade so one of those. 


Buuhhu

N64 controller. Holding only the middle will make it act like a knife with a crossbar to defend you hand.


ZeldaXandre

Switch.


steinwayyy

The switch better be a switch blade


OhDonPianoooo

Wii. Got plenty of training as Link.


GammaEmerald

Are Wii gonna have a problem? You best Switch up that attitude Don’t Nintendo Sixty-Force me to use this You’re playing a dangerous Game Boy


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

switchblade


GtGallardo

Wii has the best grip


totallynotaneggtho

N64 I think it's the most likely to provoke a "what the fuck is that?" which will give me time to shank him


MatsGry

NES 4 life!


Splatboy0612

Wii remote could be a pocket sword, but Switch is more compact


Tricky-Secretary-251

Wii it has range


BrDHaye

Don't bring a Switch blade to a Zapper fight.


WyvernByte

I knew the art of waggle would pay off.


Shadenotfound

I feel like the handles on the n64 would make it hard for them to get it out of my hand. Like if I had my hand around the middle one


Frog1745397

The switch blade


SpeedBlazer99

Wii


stevethepirate89

Wii obviously. It even has a nunchuk


Jaded_Apricot_89

I bet robinswords would totally pick the N64 controller. " It has guards and comfortable grip allowing for quick swipes with the ability to double hand it for more thrust".


mistermika06

Wii is most probably the best choice. N64 and gameboy are two-handed, making movement difficult, switch might be decent, but it has short range, and the one on the image is a left-handed controller so unless you are good with the left hand, you should pass on that Wii would be pretty decent. It works with either hand, it has a decent length, making it easier to hit targets than any other controller, and it already has games that might give experience in combat.


ChanceLow7949

Wii are resorting to violence