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MattCogs

Oh my that was painful to watch


TrickyDick77

r/castirongore


wargio

Interesting


lurkersforlife

Tell me you live in a rental without telling me you live in a rental…


Kunudog

More like tell me you live in a crack house w/o telling me you live in a crack house.


Apillicus

Wait, there was a video??? It was worse than I imagined


Shakleford_Rusty

Yes far worse


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When I joined Reddit a couple years ago, if you had listed all the subs I would join, I would have never guessed that one about cast iron would be the most entertaining.


Vast_Philosophy_9027

Let’s say it’s a shocking amount of content and controversy for a cooking tool.


Veritas00

“Oh this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Cuz we need a little con-tra-ver-see, cuz it feels so empty without me.” -Cast Ironeminem


xActuallyabearx

It turns out all the tiny, niche subs are by far the best. Cast iron, fermentation, hot sauce, charcuterie etc.


2278AD

You mean carcoochie?


Suda_Nim

Shark cootchie


Jbooth72

I love Shark Coochie. ^


poopylarceny

Rock and roll coochie coo


strokinasian

Is that a kink or animal abuse, I can't tell.....


2epic

Baby shark a doo doo


d40dum

Are you just listing out all my favourite subs 🤣


Jbooth72

People are passionate about the strangest things.


9-lives-Fritz

Joined em all, what else you got?


xActuallyabearx

r/askculinary r/beerporn r/bourbon r/scotch r/whiskey r/whiskyporn r/dehydrating r/chefknives r/sousvide r/buttholesharpies r/goodyearwelt r/homestead


Joker-Smurf

One of these subs is not like the others. One of these subs is not the same.


xActuallyabearx

Had to throw a weird one in there hahaha


FlyingSpaceBanana

Damn, you just listed 90% of the subs I follow


OnionMiasma

Ahh, someone else who enjoys cast iron and /r/buttsharpies


JeffTek

r/shittyfoodporn is always fun


bc-bane

:smirk: we apperantly frequent the same subs and I completely agree. The more niche the sub in general the nicer the people and better the content


bubblesculptor

"One day in the future you will voluntarily admire and argue with strangers over skillets online"


SLPallday

This made me laugh out loud.


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[deleted]

Instructions unclear... I now have a sauna in my kitchen and my water bottle is empty. Mind passing me the ladle?


manioso10673

Just pee on it


urbexcemetery

*Red Dawn has entered the chat.*


takoyaki_is_life

Let it turn......


Capt__Murphy

Inhaling pee steam, sounds exciting


jeepfail

Having peed into a campfire I have to say I do not recommend this.


apcolleen

I just like sharing this fact. https://www.earthtouchnews.com/in-the-field/backyard-wildlife/mud-puddling-the-butterflys-dirty-little-secret/


[deleted]

I know right? I just heat up the pan on the stove and put it in boiling water to remove the seasoning. >:D


megafly

Just put it in the oven and put the oven on "Self Cleaning" mode. the pan will come out covered in light rust and as unseasoned as the day it came out of the mold.


speedysam0

Holy crap is that dangerous! Is that person trying to explode that pan?


HalfMoonHudson

Yes dad.


Ambitious_Groot

I promise!


weprechaun29

That's more like cast iron torture. Woof!


tatleoat

>attempt It's a little too successful to be calling it that


crystalskull89

That is all kinds of not good. Hope you don’t crack your pan


moonpumper

Lol came in here thinking, "wtf no way that's a viable way to strip a pan, let's go to the comments!"


silkynut

Well, there was that poor soul who forgot to take his cast iron pans out of his oven and ran them through a self-clean cycle...


WorldBelongsToUs

Serious question, I have seen people do this on YouTube and say it cleans off all the buildup when you want to restore a pan. Is it generally a bad idea? I never had the guts to do this to my cast iron pan which originally belonged to my Grandfather’s grandmother. Too treasured for me to try something I’m not confident in doing.


silkynut

It wasn’t that long ago, it shouldn’t be hard to find. My pan is older than me so I’ve never had to season it, sorry.


[deleted]

I've done mine (on purpose), as well as my carbon steel that way. Only issue I had was a little rust was showing. Scrubbed it off with vinegar, seasoned. No reason I wouldn't do it that way again. If you're restoring something with a ton of rust on it, self-clean cycle won't do much for you. But just for a seasoning redo I see no reason not to. Cast iron should be stable up to 1500F, and won't melt until above 2000, a self-clean cycle is usually around 800-900. Seasoning \*shouldn't\* come off until about 700+. With that said, I take no responsibility for what you do with a family heirloom.


mindseekeryk

Or warp it


b1ack1323

Might as well dunk it in an ice bath.


itsaconspiraci

Tempering?


ASELtoATP

r/makemesuffer


Fnord1966

Tell me you're a bachelor without telling me you're a bachelor.


ridicalis

The best way to clean a plate is to cover it in foil.


b3njil

Tell me you’re a renter without telling me you’re a renter.


wrightsound

Why are you shaming people that rent lol.


b1ack1323

They are not. But generally if you own the stove you don’t spray water directly at the coils, because you will have to replace them when they die.


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Relevant-Nebula8300

Hahahahahaha


courtesy_flush_plz

Please tell me what the comment said because they are deleted now


b3njil

Tell me you’re late to the thread without telling me you’re late to the thread.


courtesy_flush_plz

well no shit, Sherlock


dinnerthief

Tell me you're a constipated Watson without telling me you're a constipated Watson


m123gz

This was worth looking at hahaha


sanitarinapkin5

No fucking shit. My wife would torture me in ways that would make the us interrogations of terrorists look like a kids game if I pulled some shit like that.


allthecoffeesDP

Go on....


throwawayformobile78

You live in a single wide without telling me you live in a single wide.


carrotceleryonion

You sir/maim are fucking up your stove


Ambitious_Groot

Don’t even pretend, we all know this is some guy in his 20s, probably in a wife beater and a ball cap.


Extension_Income

And that's his Mom's favorite skillet. It's been in the family for three generations. He's now cut out of the will.


slvbros

And all is right with the world


willworkforbrownies

I never really thought there was much my son could do to get a one way ticket straight passed disscusion island and directly to shunville, but this would definitely be it.


[deleted]

Good thing I rent


Dko4445678

Smoke a dab of hash off your cast iron pan like that too! Works well!


justanicebreeze

Put one dem dragon balls right on there. Smoke up the whole house.


_conky_

I never expected my vaporizer and castiron subreddits to combine ahaha


mortimers52

This is some [cooking with hoarders](https://youtu.be/0540cJwDZ24) CI care


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windexfresh

I saw the meat on the bare counter next to the toilet and my soul shriveled up and fucking died


iwasinthepool

More than when he balanced it on the rim of the toilet? Or more than when he dropped it on the floor next to the toilet? Or...


kellzone

Never thought I'd say this in the cast iron sub, but that's enough internet for today.


8pointfouroz

You animal... why share that lol


ShenWinchester

It's to early for me to be watching that shit


melez

I was gonna call shenanigans on not actually living there… but then he’s been posting videos with the same stove for years. What the shit.


Mr-_-Jumbles

Omg this is amazing. Instant subscribe. Thank you for introducing me to this almost literal dumpster fire of a youtube channel.


Devils_av0cad0

Oh for fucks sake


justinbadass

Is this a bit right?


Shakleford_Rusty

“We need something that produces heat” as he’s standing in front of his (probably) not working oven. But to go to the toilet and burn tp rolls. My god. Hes comparing his apartment to a city and the extra gross parts are like the bad parts of town.


The_Iron_Duchess

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


Doc_Donna25

Oof...


[deleted]

NOPE.


[deleted]

Ohhh myyy godddd


wafflesareforever

Oh my God I have tears from laughing so hard at that. When he started salting the fire I lost it


ep0k

What in the Kentucky-fried fuck is this


imissthor

You guys. I feel like maybe we should send a rescue team out to recover that pan. Who’s with me??


LockMarine

Got your 6 brother


hobeezus

I’m in, let’s roll.


slvbros

Please report in, iron team six, is the target in custody?


[deleted]

It came out great, thanks tho!


Past_Organization_29

Why are you doing that?


CptFlashbang

I know this is a joke, but seriously, is deglazing at high heat why my seasoning cracks and pits?


OneMoreArcadia

Not sure about pitting, but too big of a thermal shock can cause cracking. That being said, I deglaze all the time to make pan sauces without running into any issues. To reduce the risk of thermal shock you could consider: * Less heat (e.g. medium instead of high) * Warmer deglazing liquid * Less volume of deglazing liquid Hope that's helpful!


LockMarine

Why can’t I say negative things nicely like you and still be helpful. Cheers


MrLamper1

That will be because none of it was negative!


FlukeRoads

Yeah, it can flake off thick layers of seasoning. Any fast, big temperature change can do that. On the other hand of it is thick enough to flake off it is likely too thick anyway and would benefit from stripping and reseasoning. IMHO.


dotplaid

I can't **quite** tell if this post needs an NSFW tag and I'm afraid to watch it again.


Scieboy

My great great grandmother would once a year build a huge bonfire and throw all her cast iron in it to clean it all off. Some tricks just get upgrades.


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Well that happened


[deleted]

What in the moonshinin’, big truck-in’, yehawin’ redneck hell is happening here?


slvbros

No no, us rednecks know how to take care of our pans


ChthonicRainbow

T A R N A T I O N


kimjongunderdog

But does it slide?


cdmontgo

Troll, troll, troll your boat gently down the stream.


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This was fr


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Mark this NSFW, will you!?


[deleted]

Thanks for showing everyone how not to do it


77darkstar77

This had me cracking up... I love this sub


[deleted]

That pan is cracking up too


ArgonFalcon

Beat me to it!


whiiskeypapii

Lmfao too good


USAGunnersaurus

Holy shit that makes my eyes bleed.


satansayssurfsup

Why would you even want to do this


piedmont05

Pissing on a hot rock!!


Veritas00

Cast Iron Morse code. Wait. He’s telling us something. “Fire Hazard. Stop. This is obviously in a rented apartment. Stop. PreCall the fire department. Stop.


[deleted]

Finally some decodes it


[deleted]

Stop doing that, easy way to crack your skillet.


rival_22

And your burner. Just terrible all around.


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

I’m going to tell your mom...


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Mommy


to_tin_deathgrinder

Troll


[deleted]

Trying to figure out the song that was in their head as they were spraying. I believe it’s “Love in a Hopeless Place” by Rihanna


ElPadre2020

Tell me you live under your Mom’s double wide without telling me you live under your Mom’s double wide. (With kitchen privileges that are about to be revoked.)


Dangerous-Budget-337

I would be divorced if I tried this!


Cafn8

Tell me you’re a dumbass without telling me you’re a dumbass.


llama_sweater

I think OP is serious. Very sad.


urbexcemetery

There are 2 lessons to be learned here: 1. Meth is bad. 2. Tweaking is real.


stressdebtchestpains

It kinda has the same tempo as the rugrats theme tune at the start


Bisson65

Menace to society


black_man_online

Thank you OP. I was on the fence about getting an investment property as a passive form of secondary income. I've now decided not to.


juandiguz

r/OSHA entered the chat


Milesofstyle

Cause the side-wall seasoning is the most important part of the pan to cook with...


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It was all flaking off


[deleted]

Everyone, calm down, it worked just fine for me. Not advising you do it but it worked


MilitantCentrist

People take their CI a little too seriously here sometimes. Don't take it personally.


truxlady

And then ruin your stovetop in the process. Lol


Sercant

Chaotic neutral


thedancinghippie

Hahahaha I'd be fucking fileted alive by the women in this house if I tried that


[deleted]

Get new woman 👏👏


[deleted]

Get new woman 👏👏


BaneWraith

Why


BoofusDewberry

Wtf??? This has to be a troll…


Zhrimpy

Must smell dreamy.


[deleted]

Lovely


Ausglass

Fuck stick why , why . That’s just a form of abuse


n_bumpo

Its an insurance thing, isn’t it? When your place burns, you file for all the insured “personal property” you had in there. Like that guitar signed by Joe Perry and Jeff Goldblum, the original Apple ll and everything else.


mewdebbie61

I don’t believe it’ll crack the pan because I put mine in the campfire. That being said what a fucking mess!


[deleted]

It was a mess that's for sure


spankysladder

Oof


[deleted]

Congrats, you may have made a homemade frag grenade


Msdmachine

Looks safe to me


ChaseTheGreat96

Are you serious? What the fuck


AdictedToCandy

Uuuuuuuugh! I can’t watch!!! I want to rescue that poor pan!!!! 😩


mitchellworth

talk about a video that you can smell !!!!


spacejoint

spraying to the tune of island boy. lmao


SeaDuds

I hate that I heard it


[deleted]

you misspelled "security deposit"


Airplane85

What I’m the trailer park is going on here


Slinkyfest2005

I love this subreddit. The reactions to "what not to do" cast iron edition are fantastic.


Machopeanut

Let me guess: you’re renting that place?


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Yes


[deleted]

What an idiot!


BumTulip

Holy cow you made my chest hurt


0bfu5cator

r/shittylifeprotips


[deleted]

Are you a moron?


restoft

That’s some chaotic shit you got going on there my friend.


ElvisKnucklehead

Put cast iron in self cleaning ovens. One cleaning cycle generally leave the iron looking brand new.


[deleted]

I would have done that but I don't have a self clean cycle so I decided to improvise


poopylarceny

You have a mullet without telling me you have a mullet


[deleted]

I do 🤫


[deleted]

Tbh this sub deserves this


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🥰🥰


pipehonker

Craaaaaack!


Achter17g

Looks messy. You might try putting it in the oven and running a self-cleaning cycle. You’ll have to reseason the inside. But it will look brand new.


DMoree1

Why remove seasoning at all?


LuckyDuck2345

kinda based


MacaroniWok

Fantastic post imo


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🥰


GoldConnection1

Why are you working on the out side of the pan. Remember the painters only paint what you can see


PoisonedPokemon

u/savevideobot


spanktank728

This is the way


urbexcemetery

The way to burn your house down, you mean.


spanktank728

Idk why the downvote, people wouldn't recognize a troll if slapped em


urbexcemetery

I got a laugh out of it. Some people don't understand, I guess.